Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

Tang Seng believes that he can learn everything, not just Renhuang's spells, he can also learn what the nonsensical shock system gave him.

This monkey has completely succumbed, and I want to give him a reassurance. Tang Seng shook his hand, and a golden pill appeared.

"This is a bone-shattering pill, which can destroy your body, destroy your soul, and make you disappear without a trace.

Of course, this elixir can be controlled, because you are too stubborn, I must take precautions.

The Jade Emperor is so good, he rebelled against him fiercely, there is nothing wrong with being careful, as long as you are obedient, you will be fine, so what, do you eat or not? "

"I eat, and I can do anything as long as I can get out of the damn mountain.

I am already holding back my madness here, Master, I am sincere to you now, and I must be a good disciple in the future.

Since it's a precaution, it doesn't matter, as long as I'm well-behaved, it's useless to me. "

Tang Seng handed the golden pill to Liu Taibao and asked Liu Taibao to eat it for him.

The monkey swallowed it without hesitation.

Tang Seng has a nonsensical shock system. Along the way, he has done so many shocking things that he has gained a lot.

Of course, what I got was not as meaningful as it was at the beginning, and it was all nonsensical.

What's the red headband, what's the little douche, and what's more, there are nail polish and lipstick. I'm a big man, what's the use of these things.

Then there are pills, there are countless of them.

I don't know why the system is so shocking. There is something wrong with it. It's a very common thing, so there's no need to scream.

What Tang Senghe gave to this monkey was not some heart-breaking pill, that thing didn't exist at all.

This has a name, it is called Dali Pill, and this pill can stimulate all the energy in a person.

It's just that after the stimulation, the whole body was sore and weak. This monkey seemed to be still a child, and it became stronger after eating it.

After seeing the monkey eat it, Tang Seng said: "Okay, since you have been expelled from the school by your master, then I will accept you as a disciple. Come out."

The monkey said with a bitter face: "Master, if I could come out, I would have come out long ago, and I am still suffering here."

"Then what should I do, I smashed this mountain with this Zen stick, but I didn't knock you out for a long time.

How about you just wait here, and when I figure out a way, how about getting you out? "

""Master, when Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was inspecting the Westward Journey Road, she happened to pass by me, and she told me a method.

Just on the top of this mountain, there is a seal of an old Western Buddha. I can come out if I take off this seal. A mere mountain still presses me.

It's just that I can't break the seal of Western Wife. Avalokitesvara told me that only you can break the seal.

Master, for the sake of your good disciple, how about you climb to the top of the mountain and take the seal?
Master, don't worry, don't worry about other things, I can come out by myself.

"It turned out to be the seal of a sage, I said. It's just that our door can be called Xiaoyaomen, which means free and easy.

How can you be restrained by others?How could you let others lead you by the nose?
What they say is what they say, they let me break the seal, and I just listen to them?
Why, think about it, you are a product of the creation of heaven and earth, if the old Buddhas of the West are here to suppress you, maybe you have nothing to do.

That old monk must be a sage, not easy to deal with.

The seal left by a mere sage, is this what you want to do?
A saint's seal has held you here?
Look at your master and me, the seal of the Buddha's decree of the old Western Buddha, the seal of Wangqing of the Supreme Lord, the seal of the imperial decree of the Jade Emperor,
Three seals sealed me in a temple, and it only took you 20 days for me, Master, to walk out of it.

how?What are you staring at with your big eyes, you don't believe it, do you?Let me open your eyes as a teacher. "

As Tang Seng said, he took out the sealed Buddha's decree seal, Wangqing seal and decree seal, and showed it to the monkey.

The three seals were once pasted on the Xuanyuan Temple, but Tang Seng broke them with the Emperor's Fire, and finally put them away by himself.

Now take it out to show off to the monkey, and the monkey was surprised after seeing it.

The five-body casts the ground in admiration for this cheap master who has just met. This master seems to be not high in cultivation, it seems that he is only at the level of an immortal.

I didn't expect Shouli Baji to be so explosive, and he could escape from such a powerful seal of the three gods.

Could it be possible to break the seal of the saint?impossible.

I used the strength of my whole body, and this five-element man seemed to have taken root, and was connected to the earth, and it couldn't be pulled out at all.

Tang Seng snorted: "We want to fight against the sky, against the earth, against these gods, demons and Buddhas,
There are many dangers on the journey to the west, and you can't lose your vigor, and if you lose your vigor, the whole person will be useless.

So you want to come out, you have to use your own strength to come out, I will not help you.

Even if there is some kind of seal on the top of the mountain, that seal can be peeled off as long as I touch it lightly with my hand, I will not do it.

You must solve your own affairs by yourself. The first lesson for you today is self-confidence!
You are the first disciple I accept, and you can be regarded as the great disciple who opens the door. As a great disciple who opens the door, you must have your own responsibility.

If not, what is the use of me accepting you as a disciple?
What's more, you are just a monkey, a beast.

Is it possible that a person like me who is romantic, unrestrained, unrestrained, everyone loves flowers, beautiful as jade, and unparalleled in the world, can't find a disciple who suits his wishes?

It's fine, it's okay, it's fine if it's not, I will never force it, I will give you an hour.

I'm waiting for you 30 miles away, and tell you, there is only one hour.

After one hour is up, if you still can't get out of the Five Elements Mountain, then it proves our master-student relationship. "

After Tang Seng finished speaking, he rode his white horse eastward, waiting for a miracle to happen.

On the Five Elements Mountain.

The protector Jialan who guarded the seal on the mountain was also confused, how could this be possible, this is how you do things.

Dude, raise your hand, and as soon as you take off this yellow paper, my mission will be completed.

I can go to Xitian to communicate with the old Buddha of the West, and go back to my own cave.

What can I do if you do it like this?Are you embarrassing the monkey, or embarrassing me.

When you were in Xitian, I admit that I looked down on you, made rumors about you, spread rumors, and I was just joking with you.

Who knew that the old Western Buddha would drive you into the mortal world when he got angry. Besides, the whole Western Heaven is like this, and it's not me.

Let this monkey collapse the mountain, just kidding, I have been here for 500 years, and the monkey came out long ago.

The protector Jialan on the mountain sighed, or I would expose it myself and just leave.

Protector Jialan peeled off the Buddha's decree written on the yellow paper with his hands, and the Buddha's decree was sealed.

What is this paste, so strong?

When he was wondering, a golden light hit him, causing him to vomit blood for three miles.

The apostle Jialan quickly knelt down on the ground and shouted towards the west: "Lafayette, I didn't mean it,

But I can't do anything about it. Your apprentice, Master Sanzang, doesn't play cards according to common sense. "

The old Western Buddha who was meditating felt his heart move and opened his eyes to look at the Five Elements Mountain.

Near the Wuxing Mountain, Tang Seng rode a white horse and stood more than 30 miles away from the Wuxing Mountain, looking up at the Wuxing Mountain.

At the bottom of the mountain, a monkey was scratching its head with only one head exposed, not knowing what to do.

On the top of the mountain, the protector, Jialan, was vomiting blood, because he was injured by his saint's seal, and that seal was still tightly attached to the top of the mountain.

"What's going on here? What happened? This Tang Sanzang didn't break the seal? What is he going to do?"

The old Western Buddha looked in the direction of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva suspiciously and asked thousands of times.

What's going on here? Western wife couldn't figure it out, so she asked Guanshiyin Bodhisattva to explain clearly.

"That's how it is used," Guanyin said to the old Buddha in the west, "Buddha, you disciple of the golden cicada is not playing cards according to common sense."

"What? He doesn't like that monkey?"

"That's not true, he actually recognized this monkey as his apprentice, but he didn't lift the seal,

Instead, let his monkey jump out on its own and say something to increase self-confidence.

Buddha, this monkey is Taiyi Sanxian, how could it come out under your seal? "

After hearing this, the old Buddha of the West remained silent. Others have nothing to do, but this Tripitaka should have something to do.

Guanyin Bodhisattva stretched his neck and waited for a long time, but he stomped his feet angrily when he didn't hear his wife's reply. What should we do?
Eight Kings Palace, Taishang Laojun turned his head and looked at Wuzhishan.

This monkey has really met someone who can restrain him. This Jin Chan is really not easy, and he is indeed a good master.

If the monkey is released easily, the monkey will really be completely useless. Without the heart to win, it will not be able to achieve great things.

The Jade Emperor was also stunned by the golden light of Buddhism, and he was doing fitness exercises with a beautiful fairy, he straightened up and looked at the next generation.

Well, this golden cicada is getting more and more interesting, and the good times of this monkey are coming to an end.

Protector Jialan was just an action that made all the adults in the Three Realms focus their attention on the foot of the Five Elements Mountain.

The monkey in the mountain was even more depressed, and almost didn't get depressed.

I have been fighting here for 500 years, and 500 years have passed, and I can't get out. Could it be that I can get out now?
When I was thinking, I suddenly felt that the dantian began to heat up, and the whole person seemed to be in a furnace.
It felt even hotter than in Taishang Laojun's Bagua furnace, and an awe-inspiring aura suddenly rose from the dantian.

He feels that he has endless strength all over his body. What's going on?

The monkey was shocked.

However, that monkey was a very smart monkey, and suddenly realized the truth.

When he was studying spells in the Xieyue Sanxing Cave of Fangcun Mountain in Lingtai, he not only practiced 72 changes, but also learned somersaulting clouds. In fact, he also knew many tricks of alchemy.

Tang Seng gave him the elixir, and when he took it, he knew it was not poison at all.

What kind of ecstasy, it was purely to scare him, it was just a temptation of Tang Seng to him.

The teacher on Fangcun Mountain has powerful mana and is also very proficient in alchemy, so the monkey is very insightful in distinguishing elixir.

He knew that the elixir she took was a great tonic, and it was to invigorate the kidney deficiency, but he didn't expect that the elixir would come so violently that he wasn't even mentally prepared.

Tang Seng was riding his white horse 30 miles away from the Marble Mountains, muttering to himself.

Daliwan, I don't know how effective the Daliwan given by this Wulitou system is.

He was looking forward to it very much and had already made up his mind that if this one or that monkey couldn't come out, then give him ten or eight.