Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

The preparations for the water and land conference were still going on, but Chen Xuan walked out of the imperial city and returned to his home.

Now Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is in the Earth Temple, Master Xuandu and Taibai Jinxing are also busy with their own affairs.

No one noticed him anymore.

At night, after getting ready, Chen Xuan used the vertical golden light to go directly to the small temple where Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva lived.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva who was meditating felt the danger was approaching, so she suddenly opened her eyes.

Who would have the guts to launch an attack on a sub-sage like her.

When he was wondering, a golden light flew over, and a fairy rope tied him tightly.

"Master Xuandu, Taibai Jinxing, what are you doing! Are we really going to tear our face apart?"

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva used various methods, but they were unable to untie the fairy rope.

When he was angry, Chen Xuan whistled, walked into the small earth temple with his hands behind his back.

"The golden cicada is you!"

Chen Xuan snapped his fingers gracefully, nodded and said, "That's right, it's me."

Then he squatted down, looked carefully at Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva and said, "It's not just once or twice that we deal with each other.

It's not impossible to fight around.

You have your mission, I have my mood, you want to drive me to the Westward Journey.

I want to eat, drink and have fun here, but I don't want to go.

This is neither right nor wrong, you are for Lafayette's order, and I am for freedom.

It's just that you have bewitched Po Meng to let me drink Po Meng's soup, making me an idiot. This is your fault.

This is not much different from killing me. I have a small mind, so my revenge is as violent as a storm.

It's just that because you are a girl, I won't be as knowledgeable as you.

See, this is the Mengpo soup made from the fairy grass called Wangyoucao that I took out from the underworld.

I drank a bowl and felt warm all over, which was very good.

If you want to make me an idiot, then I'll treat you to a cup of Mengpo soup, so we don't owe each other anything, how about it? "

As Chen Xuan said, he took a tea bowl with Mengpo soup with Wangyou Xiancao in it. This Mengpo soup had an ethereal feeling.

Straight to the soul.

This kind of power that the soul is deterred makes people feel palpitations.

"I won't drink it, even if I'm beaten to death!" Guanshiyin Bodhisattva immediately panicked and trembled all over.

She has seen this kind of Mengpo soup, and she has also seen some saints pour this kind of Mengpo soup with Wangyou Xiancao on those sub-sages.

Immediately after drinking these orders, he became an idiot, and was then instilled with new ideas.

So although this person said that his appearance has not changed, he is no longer the original person at all.

What we say is that looking at mountains is not mountains, and looking at water is not water, which is probably like this.

Seeing the Mengpo soup brought over by Chen Xuan, Guan Yin gritted his teeth.

"You also know that this thing is very vicious, so why did you give it to me?"

Chen Xuan squatted down and sighed, and said.

"I'm not wrong, I'm just for the prosperity of Buddhism. Do you know that if you don't travel to the West, Journey to the West will collapse.

The entire three realms will turn into a state of chaos, whether it is the heavenly realm, the human realm, or the underworld will all disappear.

Then you will be intoxicated in the Three Realms, and you will be a selfish person.The Western Patriarch of Xitian accepted you as his disciple,
How much effort has been poured into it!You are so disappointing, it is Journey to the West that you have been on nine times, each time you have injected a lot of resources,

Don't you know how to be grateful? Is your heart made of iron? "

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said through gritted teeth.

"Don't use this as an excuse to kidnap me, even if you're wrong to say so.

What do you think, what does Journey to the West have to do with me?Is it set by me?

You will say, this is set by my master, and I, as a disciple, have the responsibility to complete it.

Yes, this is also a reason, I walked the Westward Journey nine times, why?
you do not know?Journey to the West is originally a low-to-medium amount of calamity.

After I finish my journey and gain fame, I will naturally go back and prosper in the West.

My cheap master, Old Buddha of the West will also benefit a lot, isn't that great?
But listen to me when I say this but,
First, I fell into the mortal world, it is the fault of you gods and Buddhas.

Because you are jealous and jealous that my master likes me, you try to target me in every possible way, so that I can't live in Da Leiyin Temple at all.

Although the Daleiyin Temple is the old Western Buddha's final say, but for the sake of unity, the entire Buddhist sect cannot be collapsed just because of me alone.

So my master beat me into the mortal world, which I understand.

I was originally a fierce insect in ancient times, I can't stand those useless spirits, I'm in the world of mortals, this is the head office.

Master, he is still a good old man, he is still enthusiastic, and then he designed the amount of robbery,
This is a great credit to me, and then I can return to the Great Leiyin Temple swaggeringly with this aura.

And become a Buddha.

But you don't agree, Taoism doesn't agree, heaven doesn't agree, even people in the underworld don't agree.

Although each has its own reasons, although these reasons are very selfish.

You intercepted me at the Quicksand River and killed me nine times.

That's why my master, Old Buddha of the West, recognized a terrific Journey to the West in a rage.

Festival forced you people to bow their heads, surprise or surprise, surprise or surprise?

However, Journey to the West is full of dangers this time, so I won’t play it anymore, whoever you like to play can’t do it,
There are so many people in the Three Realms, why, why don't they let me go through this calamity.

Now I was shot by the great master Xuandu in Jiangzhou, and it has disappeared.
In fact, let me tell you that I am actually a human race now, that is to say, the soul of Jin Chanzi, my body and the soul of my life are completely fused together.

It's not the old Jin Chanzi at all, and the relationship between me and you is not so strong.

And now I am the eldest son of the Chen family, a dandy.

I just want to eat, drink, have fun, and live my life.

But you grabbed me to be extraordinary and insisted on letting me go on the Westward Journey.

In the end, he actually used this vicious method in the underworld.You have gone too far.

I also want you to try, what kind of taste is this super Mengpo soup. "

"Help, help!" Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva felt great fear.

Jin Chanzi was originally a fierce insect in the prehistoric period, but now that he was injured, his ferocious nature has exploded.

She was about to die, and she hoped that she could attract her fellow disciples, even if Master Xuanxuan or Taibai Jinxing came over, they could save him.

After all, we are all practitioners, and the death of the rabbit and the fox will not stop the hateful protection of Jin Chanzi.

The Meng Po Soup made with Wangyoucao fairy grass, let yourself drink it and you will no longer be Avalokitesvara.

When Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva shouted, Chen Xuan pinched her mouth and poured Mengpo soup down for her.

After the Mengpo soup was poured down, Guanyin Bodhisattva passed out.

Chen Xuan recited the incantation, put away the fairy rope and clapped his hands.

"I said you two, don't worry, don't watch the fun, my revenge is over."

Only then did Master Xuandu and Taibai Jinxing sneak out.

"Brother, you ruined Avalokitesvara in this way, although the old Western Buddha is your master, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is one of the three sages in the West, who is in charge of the Eastern Land.

His name in Dongtu is very big. If you erase her memory, the impact on our three religions will be too great. "

Chen Xuan looked at them strangely and said: "Isn't this just right, just let your Daomen or Heavenly Court take advantage of the gap,

You should be thanking me. "

"What's right, since the beginning of the establishment of heaven and earth, it has always been a three-legged confrontation.

Any weakening will be detrimental to the stability of the three realms and will cause great turmoil. "

"Oh, so that's the case, why did you wipe out the Emperor of the Human Race? Only Xuanyuan Temple is left?"

"Because the Human Sovereign is too powerful, we can't hold our heads up when we are so strong." Taibai Jinxing said.

"Then I don't care. Anyway, I did what I did. Do whatever you like, or you two join hands to kill me?"

The two smiled wryly and looked at each other.

Kill you, who dares to kill you, the whole Journey to the West will affect you, if you kill you, the Journey to the West will explode immediately, I will die.

Just a Guanyin Bodhisattva, even if he has forgotten the past, he is still Guanyin Bodhisattva.

At worst, if he is instilled with his previous thoughts in the Three Realms, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva will still come back.

Chen Xuan turned around and left, walking very chicly.

Master Xuandu and Taibai Jinxing were crying, sitting in the earth temple and guarding Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Chen Xuan's immortal rope was completely different from what they knew, if they were trapped, they would not be able to escape.

What should I do? Both of them have big heads.

After a while, Guanyin Bodhisattva woke up with a loud cry.

"Great Master Xuandu, Taibai Jinxing," why are you plotting against me!
When the two guys heard it, they were bigger than a day.