Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

While Chen Xuan was telling Li Shimin about the majestic power of Emperor Ziwei, he was making a feast of dragon meat.

Li Shimin listened with gusto.

"Your Majesty, don't listen to this bad boy's nonsense." Empress Changsun walked in, her pink face turning black.

While roasting the dragon meat, Chen Xuan looked at the angry Empress Zhangsun with puzzled eyes.

"Guanyin maidservant, it's okay to just listen to the story, anyway, idle is idle.

Don't mention it, this kid really tells stories vividly. "

Only then did Empress Changsun feel relieved, she was afraid that Li Shimin would really believe that she was Emperor Ziwei,

What if Li Shimin suddenly wanted to return to his position and chose to commit suicide?
Her whole family really couldn't survive.

"I've never seen this kind of meat before, it smells so good." Empress Changsun watched Chen Xuan frying and frying, and changed the subject.

"Of course, this is dragon meat. As the saying goes, dragon meat in the sky and donkey meat in the ground are the most beautiful food!"

"Bold, how dare you say it's dragon meat, Your Majesty is the real Dragon Emperor, do you want to eat His Majesty's meat?"

Chen Xuan was stunned for a moment: "What is the real dragon emperor, His Majesty is the emperor, the emperor of our human race, that is, the human emperor.

Our Human Sovereign is the most powerful existence in the world, we can fight the sky and the earth.

Ask for something from the sky, they must agree!
To ask for things from the earth, they must give!

Why did he become the Son of Heaven? He was originally the Emperor of Man. This world is His Majesty. He was killed in the Southern and Northern Wars, not bestowed by the heavens.

From Fuxi, Shennong, Xuanyuan, all the way to Dayu, which one of them is called the Son of Heaven?

That is to say, in the Zhou Dynasty, they called themselves emperors. Since Qin Shihuang, we have been called emperors, and there are no emperors. "

Chen Xuan immediately became displeased, not even Empress Changsun, just now he saw the Dharma Protector of the Imperial City.

Knowing the continuation of the emperor's pulse or the continuation of the emperor's breath, his words are actually for the guardian god hidden by Andy.

"What a fight against the sky, against the earth, although you are very naughty most of the time, this sentence still wins my heart.

Hurry up and fry yours, I want to taste the delicacy in this world! "

After Empress Changsun heard it nicely, she didn't say anything more.
In fact, she was planning to save Chen Xuan. Li Shimin's temper could change a lot. Chen Xuan often came to play in the palace, and she liked it very much.

If Li Shimin knew that it was dragon meat, it would be his greatest insult, and he would beheaded if he said beheading.

If the head is cut off, there is really no way to save it.

"This piece of dragon meat is really big." Empress Changsun quickly changed the subject.

"For that old dragon, it's a bit of a loss. If the old nun didn't chase after her closely, I would have brought them all back.

The corpse of the old dragon king was more than 1000 feet long, which is really a pity, because it made the Jade Emperor cheaper. "

The Jade Emperor is also losing his temper in the sky now.

As the saying goes, dragon liver and phoenix marrow, fine nectar and jade liquid, that is the delicacy in the sky.

In order to eat the dragon liver, he found a little mistake from time to time, cut off a dragon, and then put it together into a dragon liver.

It's just that he didn't dare to touch the real dragons like Jinghe Dragon King.

After all, these dragon kings control the wind and rain in the world, and there are not many, killing one will reduce one, and it will make people panic.

When Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva wanted to plot against Jinghe Dragon King, he agreed without even thinking about it.

What a good dragon liver, I can finally eat it once.

Unexpectedly, just after beheading the Dragon King of Jinghe, the golden cicada took away the body of the Dragon King of Jinghe.

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, you must give me an explanation, otherwise we will never end!"

The roar of the Jade Emperor reached Avalokitesvara's ears, and Avalokitesvara's face turned black.

The Dragon King of Jinghe is a real dragon. He uses dragon blood to ignite the Journey to the West to maximize the luck of Journey to the West.

And she also knew the hobbies of the Jade Emperor.

That's why he used means to make his mountain guards, river guards, Yasha Li Liang, and the half-immortal Yuan Shoucheng in the world.

It can be said that the Dragon King of Jinghe was plotted against by all means.

The plan was successful, but in the end there was an accident Jin Chanzi.

After Xuanzang was counted by the Bajing Palace once, it may be that his vitality has leaked out. Xuanzang has already cultivated, not an ordinary person.

This guy actually changed his hobbies carelessly and started eating meat. He killed the mountain guard, the river guard, and Yasha Li Liang.

That is to say, Yuan Shoucheng was a fortune teller and ran away early, otherwise the whole army would be wiped out.

Fortunately this time, the dragon liver that the Jade Emperor never forgets also sneaked away, which also made her furious, so she chased after her closely.
As a result, Jin Chanzi ran very fast and chased him to the imperial city, where he couldn't get out.

Now the Jade Emperor asked him for dragon liver, what should we do?
Some time ago, Xiao Bailong, the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, just lost his temper once in the Dragon Palace of the West Sea.
It was ordered by the Jade Emperor to kill him at the Dragon Terrace.

It is common for a family that one's own children play a little temper to their father.

But the Jade Emperor went to war, not because of his father's kindness and filial piety, but because of Xiao Bailong's dragon liver.

Guanyin Bodhisattva got a lot of treasures from the Dragon King of the West Sea, so she tried every means to save the little white dragon and threw him into Yingshoujian.

In order to satisfy the Jade Emperor's hobbies, and to maximize the benefits of Journey to the West, she was counted as the Dragon King of Jinghe.

Unexpectedly, something went wrong in the end, forget it, go to the Golden Dragon Pond in the west to catch a dragon.

Otherwise, the Jade Emperor would feel uncomfortable, and they would suffer a great loss if they made some small moves in the Journey to the West.

Now Chen Xuan, Li Shimin, and Empress Changsun are eating dragon meat, feasting on it, and it is absolutely impossible for them to come back.

She couldn't pass the level of the guardian of the imperial city.

Thinking of this, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva flew towards the Golden Dragon Pond in the west.

Anyway, there are plenty of celestial dragons in the Golden Dragon Pond, so it doesn't matter if you catch a few, even if the old Western Buddha knows about it, he won't have anything to say.

Compared with the benefits brought by Journey to the West, these Tianlongs are just drizzle.

Inside the imperial city, Chen Xuan never let down his vigilance and used his golden eyes to observe Guan Yin Bodhisattva.

Seeing Guanyin Bodhisattva turned and left, he handed over the method of cooking dragon meat to the imperial dining room, and left the imperial city humming a little song.

""Your Majesty, is this boy from the Chen family also a fairy-like figure?

""Well, I think it should be similar, otherwise he wouldn't know so much.

Wei Zheng is Cao, I asked Wei Zheng if I was the Emperor Ziwei who came to the world, Wei Zheng said that Cao's position in the heaven is very small, he didn't know at all,
And this kid knows, he is definitely more capable than Wei Zheng. I asked this kid, and he said that Yuan Shoucheng may also know, and Wei Zheng thinks so too.

It's just that Yuan Shoucheng can't be found now, and there is no way to get circumstantial evidence, so it doesn't matter.

"There are really a lot of capable people and strange people in this world." Empress Changsun said.

"So what, I am Emperor Ziwei. No matter how powerful they are, can they be stronger than me?"

After Chen Xuan left the imperial city, seeing no one around, he immediately returned to the place where he lived with a golden light, activated the formation to cover the practitioner's temptation, and then sat cross-legged in meditation.

The harvest this time is not too small, I got the origin of the Human Sovereign once, and got a lot of Human Sovereign Stones.

The Dharma Protector of the imperial city also injected the five-color human emperor's flames into his meridians. There are 360 ​​large acupoints in the meridians, all of which have the five-colored human emperor's Xu flames.

This is really a good thing, the nine-turn chaos law has encountered a bottleneck, and what is needed now is the breath of the emperor.

Chen Xuan was worrying, how could he have the imperial aura, hey, he has it.

After Dayu controlled the floods, the Human Emperor ceased to exist, although it was not until the time of Shang Zhou that the deification of the gods ended, even though that was already the end.

Although King Zhou was the emperor, he was no longer able to practice.

After the conferment of the gods, all the leaders in charge of the world have been called the Son of Heaven, and they have become the sons of heaven.There is no such thing as a human emperor.

The name Renhuang has been completely submerged in history and has been forgotten by the world.

Haha, I never thought that my luck would be so good, and this time I would gain so much!

Modifying it now, I am very much looking forward to what kind of ability I can cultivate.