Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

Zhu Bajie said while eating: "There are monsters, there are a lot of monsters.

It’s just that it’s not that powerful. After letting me fix them, I’ll be honest all of a sudden.
How can there be any treasures, magic weapons, etc., as Taibai Jinxing said, just a group of little monsters.

I have already convinced them, they also said that they would send us across this mountain, and they would beat gongs and drums, welcome at five miles and send us off at ten miles.
At that time, we will be able to stride across this mountain without using our hands. "

Zhu Bajie has made up his mind, the road still has to go, bragging doesn't matter, Sun Wukong will take care of the difficulties, and he will live his mouth first.

There are monsters, and I will definitely be caught if I fight, who cares about this.

Sun Wukong said: "Are you talking about sleeping and talking in your dreams?"

Zhu Bajie shrank his head, thinking to himself, has this old monkey been following me?Know I'm sleeping?

Zhu Bajie didn't answer, but just ate fiercely. He was very hungry now, so we'll talk when he's full.

Anyway, even if you are beaten to death, you have to be a full-fledged ghost.

Monkey King grabbed his ear and asked sharply, "Tell me what mountain this is?"

"Stone Mountain."

"What hole?"

"Stone Cave."

"What door?"

"Stone gate."

"How many nails are on the door?"

"There are so many nails, I can't even count them."

Sun Wukong asked very quickly, there was no time for Zhu Bajie to think again and organize his words.

Zhu Bajie uttered the nonsense he had made up.

After hearing this, Drifting frowned and didn't say anything.

There are too many loopholes. 99% of the mountains in the world are stone mountains. If a cave is dug on the stone mountain, it will be a stone cave. There is no difference between saying it and not saying it.

The most useless thing is whether it is the stone gate. Although it is not certain, it is no different from saying that it is not said.

Just hammering nails into the stone door, this flaw is too obvious.

It seems that the second senior brother probably didn't go to the mountain at all this time, or came back after walking for a while, and didn't encounter any monsters.

If you say you haven’t seen any monsters, then that’s fine. Is there any point in making up such nonsense?
Although Drifting thought so, he didn't say that it didn't fit his personality, and his personality was just pretending to be stupid.

Eat well, work more, talk less anyway, they are all soy saucers,

Along the way, as long as they worked hard and walked to Daleiyin Temple safely, according to Master's character of protecting the calf, he was so kind to them.

They will definitely get a lot of benefits, so ah, silence is golden.

Mysterious one two three four five six seven, their thoughts are relatively pure.

Xuan Yi stopped his chopsticks, and looked at Zhu Bajie suspiciously: "Second senior brother, what you said earlier is barely acceptable, which means that the monsters in the mountains have no culture, and they don't know how to name them.

But I don't understand, how did the nails get on the stone door?

Such a stupid monster, who can't even name the mountain, still has such a level of craftsmanship? "

Zhu Bajie was stunned for a moment, ruined the people here are all smart people, my thoughts have become a little too pale.

"You idiot, you still show yourself everywhere in Baihuling, let you patrol a mountain, and didn't let you fight monsters.

As long as you find a monster, you come back and tell me, and I will naturally deal with it.

You can't even do such a simple thing. You haven't walked seven or eight miles to Pingdingshan, even if you went to sleep in a grass nest,

You think I don't know?Didn't you catch the woodpecker pecking at you?And that crow took your shit.You don't say back or go forward. "

"Brother, are you spying on me?"

"I'll beat you to death you lazy bastard!"

Monkey King pulled out the golden cudgel as he spoke, and Zhu Bajie shouted at the top of his voice, "Master, help me, Master is bullying me again!"

"Today it's useless for you to shout loudly, Master is now in meditation,

If you wake up the master, the master's nine-tin Zen stick will be more difficult for you than my golden cudgel.

Without Tang Seng's protection, Zhu Bajie also knew that if he didn't escape this time, he would definitely be in bad luck.

He grabbed a braised lamb leg, turned and ran away: "Eldest brother, I will patrol the mountains for you now."

After finishing speaking, he ran towards the inside of Pingdingshan.

Seeing Zhu Bajie running away and disappearing, Drifting asked worriedly: "Brother, is there any danger for these two senior brothers to patrol the mountain alone?"

Sun Wukong said: "With his cowardly appearance, what danger can he have?
Seeing a little monster, he probably wanted to run back.

So, it is most appropriate to let him patrol the mountain. I am really worried about other people going.

If you encounter monsters and fight, or get caught by monsters, it will be dangerous.

Among us seniors, except for Zhu Bajie, we all have an unyielding character, and none of them are candidates for mountain patrolling. "

Drifting thought for a while and nodded.

Indeed, when they were in Baoxiang Kingdom, they joined forces with Zhu Bajie to fight. When Zhu Bajie saw that he could not win, he simply ignored him and ran away.

His danger was not considered at all.

It can be seen how important he is to his own wealth and life, and he simply ignores the lives of others.

Xuan Yi and the others had heard about the battle between Drifting Monk, Zhu Bajie and Kui Mulang, and they also nodded in agreement.

"Eldest brother is right. It would be perfect for second senior brother to patrol the mountains."

This time their estimate was really wrong.

This time Zhu Bajie was really frightened by Monkey King, he patrolled the mountain seriously, and walked to the depths of the mountain with the nine-toothed rake on his shoulder.

Sun Wukong not only can change 72 Earth Sha, but also is very proficient in 36 Tiangang changes.

The change is so subtle that people who don't play mana can't recognize it at all.

Sun Wukong must have turned into something to follow him and watch him.

So he didn't dare to be lazy anymore, and walked very fast.

There are two demon kings living on this Pingding Mountain. These two demon kings also have names. One is called the King of Golden Horn and the other is called King of Silver Horn.

They are two brothers, King Golden Horn sat on the throne, and said to King Silver Horn: "Brother, let's go for a walk too,

I don't know how long it has been since we went to patrol the mountains? "

King Yinjiao said: "That's about half a month."

King Jinjiao said: "Brother, it's time for us to patrol the mountain."

After hearing this, the king of Yinjiao said: "Brother, what are you doing touring the mountains? We don't lack food or drink.

Enjoy it in our cave, isn't it just right?

King Jinjiao said: "Brother, you don't know, I heard that the monk from the east went to Da Leiyin Temple to worship Buddha and ask for sutras.

Among them were Sun Xingzhe, Zhu Bajie, Drifting Monk, and a white dragon horse. The white dragon harness was said to have been made by the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea.

There are seven little servant boys beside Tang Seng. When the time comes, you can bring him and let's steam it and eat it. "

King Yinjiao said: "They went to Daleiyin Temple to learn Buddhist scriptures, so it can be seen that there should be some connection with the old Western Buddhas. Wouldn't it be good to eat them?
Brother, if you want to eat people, let's just catch a few and eat them, why bother to catch them? "