Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

Tang Seng smiled very elegantly: "I won't leave, I won't ride the clouds at all."

It's not that Tang Seng is incapable of riding the clouds and fog, but he can't go back.

You can't go west, and you can't use mana, so what he said is not a lie.

In this Baoxiang Kingdom, it is not suitable for fighting at all, and of course he cannot rise up into the clouds.

The king respectfully invited Tang Seng to the Hall of Mental Cultivation, and worshiped him like a god, and sent a large number of maids and eunuchs to serve Tang Seng.

Tang Seng waved his hand, let these maids and eunuchs retreat, and said to the king:
"We are monks, and we belong to ascetic monks along the way, and we can't be greedy for enjoyment.

Once you get used to this enjoyment, you will not be able to suffer.

It is easy to go from frugality to extravagance, but difficult to go from extravagance to frugality.

We still have to go on the Westward Journey, and if we are used to enjoying it, we will not be able to go on the Westward Journey. "

The king arranged for Tang Seng, and they withdrew from the Hall of Mental Cultivation.

This Hall of Mental Cultivation is very luxurious, with carved beams and painted buildings, gurgling water, undulating gazebos, and brocade-like flowers.

Such a beautiful environment, I don't know how to nourish my heart.

Tang Seng didn't care about these, he took out some talismans and asked Xuan One Two Three Four Five Six Seven to arrange around the Hall of Mental Cultivation to defend the Hall of Mental Cultivation.

An aura of nothingness enveloped the entire Hall of Mental Cultivation, isolating all visits.

Only then did Xuan Yi ask Tang Seng: "Master, the second and third senior brothers who went there are the opponents of the demon king?
Tang Seng said: "If two people work together, which demon king can draw a tie.

If you can't work together, you can only fail. "

"How about we help out, too?"

Tang Seng shook his head: "No, you are still young, not to mention that the Journey to the West has just begun, and it will be even more dangerous in the future, so go and practice hard."

Xuan nodded, called his little brothers, and spread them all over the Hall of Mental Cultivation according to the posture of the Big Dipper.

Xuan Yi carried the horse and stood guard at the door, while the others were distributed in gardens, gazebos, rockery and other places, forming an impeccable formation.

Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk, just as Tang Seng expected, the fight between the two of them and the yellow robe monster can only be a draw.

The yellow-robed monster is highly skilled in martial arts, and his spells are also very powerful.

The more Monk Sha looked at it, the more frightened he became. The yellow-robed monster's spells definitely obtained the true inheritance of Taoism. Could it be that this is a pass?
If it is a pass, it may be difficult to win this time.

The more Zhu Bajie beat his heart, the more frightened he became.

I was just bragging, I didn't expect to blow up the sky, and I couldn't make up for it, so I came here again.

He knew that this yellow-robed monster was powerful, and he thought that his master would follow him in case of any mistakes.

As long as the master is here, all of this will be fine.

But his wishful thinking was wrong, Tang Seng didn't care at all, and it was Monk Sha who followed him.

Monk Sha is not as good as him. The two of them are exhausted and out of breath together. Failure will happen sooner or later.

The big machete in the hand of the yellow-robed monster danced vigorously, not only did not feel tired, but it became more and more powerful.

Zhu Bajie thought, without the deterrence of the monkey grandson, if he was caught again, it would really be over.

Monsters are not taboo about meat and vegetables, they will eat anything.

I am fat and fat, I was caught by this monster, why don't I just steam it and eat it.

Thinking of this, he desperately attacked the yellow-robed monster.

The yellow-robed monster took a few steps back, Zhu Bajie turned his head and walked away, carrying the nine-toothed rake on his shoulder, and ran very fast.

"Junior Brother Sha, you want to stand up for a while, I'm in a hurry to urinate."

When Drifting heard this, his nose turned out of anger, you have to have a good reason to run away.

The yellow-robed monster saw Zhu Bajie escape, and immediately blocked Monk Sha with the road.

Monk Sha didn't fight with him either, he put away the eight-treasure Zen staff and stood there without moving.

He knew that he couldn't run away at all, and if he fought with this monster again, he would have to be injured, which wasn't worth it.

This monster came from the sky, and he didn't dare to do anything to himself.

"Tie up this sand monk!"

After the yellow-robed monster finished speaking, he carried a big knife and walked towards the back.

The shameless princess Baihua heard the fight outside and was about to come out to see what happened when the yellow-robed monster grabbed her and said bitterly:

"For you, I descended from the sky without permission, and you actually hurt me so much!
Since you don't want to live with me anymore, I'll kill you!

Drifting saw it and said, "It has nothing to do with Princess Baihua. After we arrived in Baoxiang Kingdom, the king of Baoxiang Kingdom has been looking for Princess Baihua for 13 years.

At this time, her portrait was still posted in the city. We told the king that it had nothing to do with the third princess. "

That monster was really easy to fool, after hearing this, he hurriedly coaxed Princess Baihua: "Madam, I was wrong, I was wrong.

I'm just a reckless person, don't take offense, don't let me see you.

If you are angry, hit me twice to vent your anger. "

The Baihua princess just lowered her head and cried, and finally hugged the yellow-robed monster while crying and said:

"I don't want to leave you, but I also miss my parents.

I haven't been home for 13 years, and now my parents are old, and they are still looking for me after such a long time. "

The yellow robe blamed the Yan family and said, "This is my carelessness, don't you want to go home to visit your relatives, I will find the way for you first.

How should I say now, the king of Baoxiang Kingdom is also my father-in-law, and I can also be regarded as the son-in-law of Baoxiang Kingdom. "

After hearing this, Princess Baihuasha was taken aback and said hastily: "Husband, you can't do this, you must not go."

The yellow-robed monster scratched his head and looked at Bai Hua shamelessly: "Why is that?"

Princess Baihua said: "We have lived together as husband and wife for so many years, and I am used to it.

But others don't like it, think about it, you are so ugly, if you come to Baoxiang Kingdom, you won't scare many people to death.

My father is very old, if you scare me out of the water again, I might as well not go back. "

The monster suddenly realized: "Lady, it's not difficult to know how to do this. I can be more handsome."

In a trance, the yellow-robed monster transformed into a handsome young man.

Wearing a yellow robe, there is an indescribable elegance when walking. At first glance, it looks like a well-educated and well-educated person.

"My lady, how is this?"

Princess Baihua said happily: ""This look is really good. After you go back, talk to my father about it, and let him rest assured that he will not miss me any more.

Then you come back, let's live a good life here.

In this way, even if we have a connection, our husband and wife can go back to Baoxiang Country and reunite with my father during the holidays.

It's just that your temper is not very good, and after you go there, you must not get drunk and show your feet.

In this case, we will never go back.

The yellow-robed monster listened to Princess Baihuajiu very much, nodded and said: "Don't worry, lady, I will definitely listen to you."

Only then did he persuade Princess Baihua to go back. After Princess Baihua returned, the yellow-robed monster went back to the backyard to meet Drifting Monk.

"You lied, it must be my wife who wrote the letter, and just a word from you former monks can make you go to war?
You think I'm stupid, but that's good, it gives me a reason to walk into Baoxiang Kingdom.

Maybe after a hundred years from the king of Baoxiang Kingdom, I will still be able to inherit his throne, don't you think? "