Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

He couldn't help frowning, did he not choose the right time when he gave birth to the child?

A dashing handsome guy like himself, such a smart person, is in charge of all the gods and demons in the Three Realms.

How could this child be so real?With such a single tendon, I don't know how to change it at all.

You have been searching there for the past two days, but if you haven’t found it, you won’t go back.

You care about him and still looking for Zhu Bajie, why are you looking for him?Why don't you follow your master carefully?

What a great Master Tang Seng, what a good luck, you follow him in the future, you will be popular and drink spicy food, and you will have infinite scenery.

Are you disregarding your own future because of Zhu Bajie?

I can't stop worrying about this child, well, it's really hard for me as a father.

Since I have a son like you, I consider myself unlucky. I still have some wealth, so let me pave the way for you.

The Jade Emperor called Taibai Jinxing over, pointed at the Drifting Monk wandering back and forth in the forest, and said with a sigh:

"Why is this kid so stubborn? How will he mess around in the fairy world from now on?"

At this time, the Queen Mother walked in with her waist twisted, and looked up at Monk Sha who was wandering in the Haotian Mirror.

After watching it for a while, he said with a smile: "Human race is the most intelligent race, and the ability to comprehend is feared by heaven and earth, so that the road to emperor is cut off.

Among the human race, there is less than one in a million fools. You have traveled around the world and made a child. How could you make such a stupid child. "

The Jade Emperor blushed and did not dare to say anything.

The Queen Mother is very strong, and she was very cruel when she punished the Drifting Monk, and almost killed the Drifting Monk.

The Queen Mother was still relentless: "You look like a tree like a tree, comparable to that Elder Tang.

This child looks ugly, so his mother can't imagine it.

You said how you thought you found a stupid and ugly woman to give birth to you, how did you travel around the world, and there are endless disasters caused by not being taboo. "

The Jade Emperor couldn't bear the face of being talked about, snorted and said: "That's not because of you, it's you who made this child stupid.

In the future, if I ignore him, I'm afraid I'll starve to death, a glutton! "

The Queen Mother smiled and said: "Your Majesty the Jade Emperor, you have wronged me, how can I have that ability.

When this child was raised by your side and was your rolling shutter general, he was a real child, looking silly.

Do what you are allowed to do, what you are not allowed to do, and absolutely not to do anything. This is definitely genetic, not external factors. "

The queen mother took out a jade bottle from her cloud sleeve and handed it to Taibai Jinxing.

The Jade Emperor was shocked when he saw it: "My lady, let's lift this piece, shall we?
Don't harm this child anymore, you are coming at me because you feel uncomfortable. "

The Queen Mother sighed and said, "Can I have trouble with this child?

What makes me angry is that you don't tell me anything, as long as you and I bow our heads and admit our mistakes, why should I use this child to force you. "

The Jade Emperor said: "I am the Jade Emperor, how can I bow my head to a woman!"

Taibai Jinxing took the jade bottle, and after looking carefully, his face was overjoyed, and he bowed to the queen mother.

"Thank you, Queen Mother, for your generosity. Monk Sha will become more enlightened after having this bottle of cool water from you."

After hearing this, the Jade Emperor was also taken aback. He didn't expect that the Queen Mother would abandon the past and give Monk Sha cool water.

This cool water is used to develop wisdom, it belongs to innate divine water, and the output is very small.

The husband and wife used to fight together in the chaos, and only got a little cold water.

Refreshing water in the Three Realms is definitely the treasure among treasures!

The Jade Emperor changed from surprise to surprise.

With one hand, he pulled down the jade-like hand of the Queen Mother, and with the other hand he wrapped his arms around the Queen Mother's weak willow waist.

"Miss, I suddenly remembered something. Let's have an in-depth exchange in private?"

The Queen Mother also happily leaned on the Jade Emperor's shoulder: "Husband, I also have something to do, let's make it together."

Then they walked towards the harem, leaning on each other.

Taibai Jinxing immediately took the cool water, and also fell into the black forest through the clouds.

He had just arrived in the Black Forest, and the Great Master Xuandu had just left, and the two of them had no intersection.

Taibai Jinxing couldn't find the wandering Drifting Monk directly: "Prince, what are you doing here?"

Drifting saw Taibai Jinxing and frowned when he heard Taibai Jinxing address him.

He knew his background and hated it, so he didn't speak, and he didn't answer Taibai Jinxing's words.

Taibai Jinxing said: "Prince, His Majesty the Jade Emperor has always been very kind to you, and the Queen Mother has been moved by your innocence."

The past has passed and cannot be undone.

Drifting Monk said angrily: "I know this, but I don't have the ability to save me."

When Taibai Jinxing heard this, he became smarter than before.

Tang Seng also found that Sand Monk had some brain problems. When he was traveling across the mountains, he got a lot of walnuts to supplement his brain.

Although the effect is not obvious, this pure natural green product is still much better than beverages.

Taibai Jinxing took out his world-cleaning whisk and swept a stone as smooth as a mirror.

The two sat on it, and Taibai Jinxing took out the jade bottle and poured a glass of water for Drifting Monk.

"" You must be thirsty after working here for so many days.

Let's not talk about anything else, at least our relationship is good, right?I am also an old man, and I have experienced more things than you always do.

I have nothing to do today, just listen to me and tell you about the philosophy of life.

Drifting picked up his teacup, glanced at Taibai Jinxing and drank it down.

He was indeed thirsty. For two days and two nights, he was driving around looking for Zhu Bajie, but he was exhausted.

After drinking a cup, I feel clear all over.

"Taibai Jinxing, this is really a good thing. After drinking it, I feel very comfortable."

Taibai Jinxing smiled and poured all the water in the bottle into the teacup.

"Since it's delicious, drink more."

"How can this be, this is definitely a good thing, let's drink it for you old man."

Taibai Jinxing said, I really want to drink it, how dare I, if I drink it, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother will not tear me apart.

Refreshing water, something that money can't buy.

He still acted indifferent, and said cheerfully: "You, you are still so real.

I am with the Jade Emperor, and I have a lot of good things. This is the tea I usually drink. If you like it, you can drink a little more. "

Drifting was indeed very familiar with Taibai Jinxing, so he was not polite, picked up the cup and drank it down in one gulp.

After drinking, Drifting felt that his mind was enlightened, and he had already figured out many things that he couldn't understand.

He stared at Taibai Jinxing and said: "Forget it, I have suffered such a big karma, the previous things can be regarded as written off."

"The prince really wants to understand, so I don't need to waste my words, the old man, and I didn't waste the thoughts of the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor.

This cool water was found by the two of them in the chaos, and it has been kept by the Queen Mother. "

Drifting nodded, indicating that he understood.

Then Taibai Jinxing told him the principles of life, philosophy of life and how to get along with people,

The Drifting figured it all out, and thanked Taibai Jinxing.

Taibai Jinxing flashed sideways, this is the prince, and he does not have such a high status yet.

"Since the prince has thought it through clearly, then my old man will not say anything more.

There is a saying in the world that is very good, great wisdom is like a fool.But it is not really stupid, there must be a certain degree of being stupid. "

Drifting nodded to show that he understood.

Taibai Jinxing completed his task, happily drove the cloud light, and drifted towards the Tiangong.

He didn't walk fast, just to let people in the Three Realms know the Jade Emperor's attitude towards Drifting Monk.

Let them take it easy in the future, and don't be unfavorable to the Drifting Monk on the Westward Journey, otherwise, the wrath of Tiangong will surely burn their bones to nothing.

Among the bigwigs in the three realms, there is no one who doesn't understand.

The big boss who didn't understand had already disappeared without a trace amidst various scrambles and catastrophes.

Those who can survive, these bigwigs who have lived for countless years, are all very shrewd, of course they understand.

Drifting pondered for a while, then drove the cloud head back to the place where Tang Seng was waiting for them.