Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

Entering the mountain, Zhu Bajie walks with vigor and vitality, and he turns the nine-toothed rake. He rakes all the trees blocking the road, and if there are no more trees, he will open a road.

Gradually at noon, Tang Seng said: "" Bajie, we have been walking for a long time, we should eat.

Zhu Bajie said: "Master, please rest here, my old pig will find you something to eat."

Zhu Bajie took the purple gold bowl and rode the cloud all the way westward, walking a long distance, but did not find anyone.

Zhu Bajie can't compare with Monkey King, he doesn't have Monkey King's cloud-climbing ability.

Sun Wukong makes a somersault for thousands of miles, and he can walk a long distance in the blink of an eye. Zhu Bajie does not have this ability.

He walked in the clouds for an hour, but it was only more than 1000 miles.

Looking around for more than 1000 miles, there are vast mountains.

He wanted to find a house in the mountains, but he didn't have Monkey King's piercing eyes, so it was too difficult to find him.

Zhu Bajie muttered and said: "Whatever the old monk eats, he can just find some wild vegetables and eat game.

It's not about eating vegetarian food. When the monkey was around, he ran around all day long, looking very cool.

I didn't expect it to be such a hard job. "

He walked forward for another ten minutes, but still couldn't find anyone. His laziness came up again, and he turned his head and fell to the ground to sleep.

After waking up from sleep, he was still thinking: "If I go back like this, the old monk will ask me, and I said that I can't find him, and he will never believe that I have traveled so far.

Forget it, get some sleep.

Then I rolled and went to sleep again in the col.

Tang Seng scanned the mountain with his golden eyes, and when he saw Zhu Bajie sleeping in the valley, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

After Zhu Bajie followed him, he was trained by him for a long time, and he was still so lazy.

When he was in the sky, as the canopy marshal who led a 10 navy, he didn't know how lazy he was.

It seems reasonable for the Jade Emperor to kick him out of the Heavenly Palace. It's okay for such a lazy temper to do odd jobs, but it's too bad to be alone.

Drifting said: "Master, the second senior brother has been out of Huazhai for more than two hours, why hasn't he come back?"

Tang Seng didn't say that Zhu Bajie was lazy and slippery, he didn't have Huazhai at all, and slept in the straw nest.

Family ugliness should not be publicized.

"He has a big stomach, he is not allowed to find food, he eats first, and he is too lazy to sleep somewhere."

Drifting said: "Second Senior Brother, how can you do this, Master wait here for a while, I will go find Second Senior Brother.

Master, you must be careful here. "

Tang Seng said: "Go, about a thousand miles to the west."

Then draw a range for Drifting.

Drifting is a simple and honest person, but also a very obedient person.

Salute to Tang Seng, follow Tang Seng's direction, and ride the cloud to find the past in that direction.

Seeing that Monk Drifting had also left, Xuan Yi doubtfully asked, "Master, did Second Senior Brother really find food for us?"

Tang Seng said: "I'm looking for it or not. After searching for a while, I didn't find it. I went to sleep in a mountain nest. Don't worry about it, let's go forward."

"Master, the second and third senior brothers are back, what should we do if we can't find us?"

Tang Seng snorted and said: "If we can't find us, it means that the relationship between me and them has come to an end.

All of them are either lazy or stupid, and no one takes the lead.

You guys, let's grow up quickly, I don't have to worry about it when you grow up. "

Xuan Yi said: "Master, why don't you let the elder brother come back?"

Tang Seng's face darkened for a moment, and he snorted and said, "Don't mention him again."

Then ride the white dragon horse and follow the direction of Westward Journey Road.

After walking west for about two hours, I saw a man-made landscape.

Walking across a stone bridge, I saw a pagoda on the mountain road.

"I didn't expect that there is a monastery here, let's go and have a look."

Tang Seng walked in, opened the door and looked inside, and there was a monster lying on a bed of clouds.

That monster is very ugly, even uglier than Zhu Bajie and Drifting combined.

There are four fangs growing on the blue face and mouth, the hair is messy, and it is still a standard masculine pink color, and the two eyes are as big as fists.

In that ruined temple, there were still some goblins drinking wine.

Tang Seng scanned it with his golden eyes, and said in his heart: So it was him.

Thinking of this, he quietly took a step back.

He doesn't want to provoke these monsters, as long as these monsters don't provoke him, he chooses to ignore them.

The forest was originally a paradise for monsters, and the great plain was the place where the human race multiplied.

Unexpectedly, that monster's spirituality was very strong. He shook his nose twice, opened his eyes and looked out the window, and happened to see Tang Seng.

Tang Seng was wearing this ochre-yellow dress with a five-clawed golden dragon head embroidered on it, a golden sky-rising crown on it, and a nine-tin Zen staff in his hand.

The monster laughed and said, "Are you a Confucian scholar, a Taoist, or a monk?"

Seeing that the group of monsters had already seen him, Tang Seng also laughed, and led Xuan One Two Three Four Five Six Seven into the room holding the Jiuxi Zen Staff.

What is not what is, that is the opinion of others, in fact, he was kidnapped to walk this way.

My lay name is Chen Chenxuan and Chen Xuanzang, and my Dharma name is Master Sanzang.

I came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and went to Da Leiyin Temple to worship Buddha and seek sutras.

After the monster heard this, he couldn't help but click his mouth.

Tang Seng couldn't help laughing and said: "Did you also hear that if you eat a piece of Tang Seng's meat, you can live for tens of thousands of years?"

The monster nodded and said, "That's right, I heard that you passed by here, so I'm here to wait for you."

Tang Seng couldn't help laughing: "How about we make gestures?"

Tang Seng's aura shocked the monster, and the monster hesitated, not knowing whether to make a move or whether to make a move?
His purpose of coming here was to arrest Tang Seng, but he quit after seeing Tang Seng.

When the two sides were in a stalemate, a woman came out of the temple.

"Husband, don't eat him, okay? I finally met a human race here, and I don't want you to eat people here."

The monster said: "Lady, I am actually doing it for your own good. I came here to catch this monk, but I actually let you eat it.

I am a goblin, and now my life span is very long.

But madam, you are just a mortal. Although I have some cultivation methods, those methods are not suitable for your cultivation.

We husband and wife want to live for a long time, so it is a good choice to eat the meat of Tang Seng.

There are rumors in Taoism that if you eat the meat of a Tang monk, you will live for tens of thousands of years. "

The woman was so frightened that her face turned pale: "Husband, I am a human being, how can I eat human beings?"

The woman said with tears in her eyes.

The monster immediately relented: "Ma'am, as you said, let's stop eating Tang Seng. As for your longevity, I'm trying to figure out a way."

"Since you don't want to eat him, then you all get out, I have a word with this elder and a few little masters here, let them go.

I finally met someone, and I talked to them a little bit. "

The monster said: "All right, all right, I'll listen to you, tell them to withdraw and don't disturb Madam."

The old demon left the monastery, and the woman immediately took out a letter and quietly handed it to Tang Seng.

"Elder, there is a city to the west of you here, and that city is Baoxiang Kingdom.

I am the third princess of that king, and my name is Baihuaxiu.

Thirteen years ago, this monster captured me, and I lived here for 13 years, giving birth to this monster.

But I miss my parents, if you go to his place, remember to send this letter to my parents, let them forget me.

Just say that I am unfilial as a daughter and cannot provide them with retirement. "

Tang Seng nodded and said: "This is a small matter, it's just my sentence.

If it was given to your father, how could your father believe what I said?

And what if your father knew that you were taken away by a monster and came to fight this monster? "

Bai Hua shyly said: "Elder, don't worry, I have already told all the reasons in my heart.

My father is just a mortal king, and Baoxiang Kingdom is a very small country, he has no ability to come here.

I just fulfilled one of my wishes. "

Tang Seng said: "Female Bodhisattva, if you are willing, I can take you away now. That old demon can't help me."