Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

There was no monster in the cave, Taibai Jinxing showed his figure, and said enviously: "Holy Monk, it's so pleasant."

Tang Seng opened his eyes and saw that it was Taibai Jinxing, and warmly entertained Taibai Jinxing.

Taibai Jinxing is a good person, a good old man, although he always does bad things with good intentions, this does not affect his personality as a good old man.

Such a person can offend if he can.

Because of this offense, it is a large group of people, and will be despised by many people.

"Taibai Jinxing, why do you have the leisure and elegance to come to the mortal world today?
Come, come, sit, sit, this place is too simple, don't mind. "

Taibai Jinxing had a very serious face, but immediately changed into a smiling, cute look.

"Holy Monk, when my old man was in Chang'an City, he had friendship with you, so we can be regarded as friends.

I heard that you were tortured on the Huangfeng Ridge, and you were arrested by the Huangfeng Monster.

I was in the sky, and I was also anxious, so I ran down to take a look, although this is an inevitable catastrophe,
But you are so skinny and tender, I am afraid that those monsters will not know the severity and hurt you, my old man feels very distressed when he thinks of this.

I didn't expect the holy monk to live a good life here, my old man finally felt relieved. "

"Hey, the environment here is not good, I didn't have time to bring my luggage, and I didn't bring many condiments here.

Now I can only make do with food, come and come, meeting old acquaintances in a foreign land, this is a great surprise in life. "

As Tang Seng said, he took a delicate knife and personally cut off the fattest part of the roasted leopard, put it on a jade plate, and gave it to Taibai Jinxing.

The knife and the jade plate are all magic weapons. I didn't expect Tang Seng to be so rich.

Isn't this a disaster coming? Isn't this a luxury carnival tour? It's so pleasant.

Xuan Yi also took out his own knife, cut off another piece of fat roast meat, and respectfully placed it on the table for Tang Seng.

This is another magic weapon, it's too extravagant, the small knife used by this kid to cut meat is even higher grade than the magic weapon used by those heavenly generals.

The two ate in silence, neither of them said anything, Tang Seng made up his mind that as long as Taibai Jinxing didn't talk, he wouldn't ask.

Taibai Jinxing couldn't help but sighed, Tang Seng still took the initiative to break the deadlock, this old man is too face-saving.

"Taibai Jinxing, you are sighing, could it be that you were bullied in the heavenly court?

It's okay, if you have any grievances, just say it, my big apprentice once made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, if anyone bullies you, I will let him go up and beat them up again.

Although his spells are not at the pinnacle of the practice world, his sap skills are definitely top-notch.

A good old man like you is bullied, it is simply unreasonable, the Jade Emperor is embarrassed to take action, I will handle this matter for you.

We don't even know each other. When I was in trouble, you took the initiative to come over to visit. Now we are friends.

If a friend has something to do, he should use both sides to manage it. "

Taibai Jinxing shook his head and said: "I am considered a big celebrity in front of the Jade Emperor, who can bully me?
I can almost walk sideways on my heaven.

Brother, if you have any difficulties, or need help from the Heavenly Court, you just need to say a word, and I can do it for you.

Brother, to be honest, I was really offended, but it wasn't from the heavenly court, but from the protector Jialan who was by your side. "

"Oh, so it's those monks, so it's easier, anyway, they're not far from here, you can just beat them up.

Brother Taibai, do you need my help? "

Taibai Jinxing changed his name, Tang Seng also changed his name naturally.

Gujiao Jialan, who was hiding not far away, felt goose bumps all over his body when he heard it.

If Tang Seng made a move, he would really leave no blade of grass, and they would definitely be unlucky.

Besides, they are not considered a breach of contract, they just told Sun Wukong that the Lingji Bodhisattva of Mount Sumeru can surrender.

Your old man is just showing the way to Monkey King, who knows that Monkey King knows the way and left by himself, which is really not bad for us.

Taibai Jinxing sighed and said: "This is not a problem that can be solved with a beating, that's fine, I won't go around in circles anymore,
It's like this, our heavenly court has also been allocated a lot of luck in the past few journeys to the west.

But the Heavenly Court is different. His Majesty the Jade Emperor has just become a saint. He needs these lucks to strengthen his cultivation.

So half of these lucks belong to His Majesty the Jade Emperor. I have no opinion on this.
It can be said that all the generals in our heavenly court have no opinion.

It's just that the remaining half is not much.

We can't compare with Bajing Palace, nor can we compare with Daleiyin Temple.

How many people are there in the Bajing Palace?Even if it is the Great Leiyin Temple, the number of people is so large that compared with the Heavenly Court, the number of people is simply too small.

So, my old man only got such a small amount of Journey to the West.

Brother, you may not know that I have just reached the late stage of breakthrough to sub-sage.

After so many years of practice, I also need to go further. It can't be a few steps for young people, and we old people will not make progress, right?

So, I thought of coming here to get some good luck from Journey to the West.

Well, you said it well, those guardians helped your big apprentice Sun Wukong heal his eye injury.

As for me, tell Sun Dasheng where is the person who can subdue this yellow wind monster.

That way everyone can be a little bit happier.

It was good at first, but these apostles are nothing.

He actually told your big apprentice Sun Wukong all the things directly, I waited for a long time at the foot of the mountain for nothing, drank the northwest wind for a long time, and got nothing.

Brother, do you think my life is very hard? "

Tang Seng doesn't care whether this fate is bitter or not. Anyway, when these bigwigs in the Three Realms distribute it, it has nothing to do with him.

As long as there is no lack of his share, it's all right.

There is also Journey to the West, he is the first to strike, and he draws 1% or more from the total amount,
Anyway, depending on your own mood, as long as you can absorb as much as you can, you can absorb as much as you can, and share the rest with them.

Just hearing that Sun Wukong's eyes were injured, he couldn't help frowning.

Sun Wukong has a copper head and iron arms. Apart from the Nine Turns Xuan Gong, he has piercing eyes.

Super vision, keen observation, and a strong body are the necessary conditions for Sun Wukong to become the invincible god of war in the future.

If Sun Wukong's eyes were injured, half of his abilities would be destroyed, which is simply unreasonable!

"Taibai Jinxing, stop first, let me ask you, why did my apprentice's eyes hurt?"

"It was blown by this yellow wind monster using the Samadhi kamikaze."

Tang Seng tapped the dining table lightly with a knife, and after thinking about it, he knew clearly,

It was also when Sun Wukong was in Huangfengling that he indeed encountered such difficulties, but he was negligent and did not tell Sun Wukong.

It's just that this weasel is too ignorant, and dares to hurt the origin of my apprentice, so we must not let this weasel go easily.

Thinking of this, Tang Seng had an idea, then looked at Taibai Jinxing and said: ""Brother Taibai,

If you want to get the luck of Journey to the West, I have a way, which is to ask if you dare.

This ah, wealth and wealth are sought in danger, as long as you do things that benefit the people, you can get the benefits you deserve.

There is a very classic saying in our human race, that is, those who are brave to death, and those who are timid are starved to death.

It's just that if you do this, you will offend a Bodhisattva.

Taibai Jinxing's eyes lit up, and he said casually: "It's just a Bodhisattva, it's nothing in my eyes.
As long as it is not the Four Great Bodhisattvas of Buddhism, it does not matter. "

The four major Buddhist Bodhisattvas are Avalokiteshvara, Manjusri, Samantabhadra and Mahasthama.

These four Bodhisattvas have reached the late sub-sage stage, especially Avalokiteshvara Bodhisattva, who has reached Dzogchen.

Such people will have unlimited possibilities in the future, Taibai Jinxing is proud of being favored, and he will not turn his face against them because of some small journey to the west.

After all, even if he participated in this matter, what he got from Journey to the West was only a very small part.

Tang Seng waited for Taibai Jinxing to make a decision. As soon as Taibai Jinxing spoke, Tang Seng knew that this matter was considered an accidental burial.

"Brother Taibai has such an idea, so let me tell you, this is the distribution of luck in Journey to the West, or Tianting, Bajing Palace, and the big head of Daleiyin Temple.

There are fixed numbers for this, and there is no way to do it.

Listening to what you said, the one that should have been followed by these Dharma protectors of mine, and an accident happened to your one.

There is absolutely no problem with the character of those who protect the teachings, the four-value meritorious service, the six Ding Liujia, and the five directions Jiedi.

Think about it, it was personally selected by Guanyin Bodhisattva, so there is no problem with her character.

This is already inevitable, so there are two more you can fight for. "