The gods are only at level 99, you are at level 9999
Chapter 70 I'm Feeling Embarrassed
Wei Zheng curled up on the ground, his face was bloody.
There were multiple fractures on his body, and the pain all over his body had already made him unable to speak.
Lying on the ground still shaking.
Liu Xuan sat down on the ground beside him, checked himself and asked: "Old man, why do I have nothing to do with the poison you mentioned? Could it be you who lied to me?"
Lie to you?Wei Zheng closed his eyes aggrieved.
Is Lao Tzu so boring?I know I can't beat you, but I still want to lie to you, what did I plan?
Although he had tens of thousands of words to say, but he was unable to speak them out.
Seeing him like this, Liu Xuan couldn't help laughing.
"Are you really here to lie to me? It's a good thing I didn't commit suicide foolishly, or else I'd really been fooled by you, and now I won't speak when I expose it?"
After Wei Zheng finished listening, the corners of his eyes became slightly moist.
At this time, he wanted to die, and at the same time, he regretted a lot.
Why did I come to provoke this evil spirit!
His own poison had no effect on him, and this guy was as crazy as if he drank chicken blood.
It's all right now, the other party didn't make life worse than death, but made himself worse than death!
No, a scholar can be killed but not humiliated!How can my dignified Qingtian Sect elder endure such humiliation?
Formation can't kill you, can it?Poison can't kill you, can it?Then I can explode myself, and everyone dies together!
After thinking about it, Wei Zheng began to brew.
After Liu Xuan rested for a while, he got up and patted the dust on his pants and said: "Old man, do more good things in the future, and stop doing such nasty things that are not as good as pigs and dogs. Why are you still so lewd? If you really can't help it, just go to the brothel, and ah, don't let me see you next time!"
After speaking, Liu Xuan picked up the bamboo basket on the ground and carried it behind his back, and turned his head to leave.
And Wei Zheng on the ground suddenly opened his eyes, his face full of resentment.
Too much deception, too much deception, even letting myself go to a filthy place like a brothel!
Do I need to go to the brothel?At any rate, I have a group of wives and concubines, all of whom are of high-quality beauty. How can it be compared to the vulgar fans in the brothel?
Thinking of this, Wei Zheng became even more angry, mobilizing all his spiritual energy.
In an instant, Wei Zheng's body swelled up.
And Liu Xuan didn't notice this at all, and still walked away on his own.
When it expands to a certain extent, it explodes suddenly.
There was a bang, and the stones next to it were blown apart.
But Liu Xuan was not affected at all, it was just that his hairstyle was messed up by the blast.
Liu Xuan, who was about to leave, was startled by the sudden explosion.
Looking back, Wei Zheng, who was lying on the ground just now, disappeared, leaving only a pool of blood on the ground.
"Fuck, this old man didn't forget to scare me when he ran away, you real thief!"
As Liu Xuan said, he went back to where Wei Zheng was just now and searched around. After finding that he couldn't find it, Liu Xuan muttered: "You ran really fast. Let me let you go today, and let me meet you next time. I'll throw you into the latrine to try something new!"
After speaking, Liu Xuan left and went to gather medicine.
After Liu Xuan walked away, a puff of smoke flew out from under the nearby stone.
"My self-destruct didn't hurt him at all?"
The sound of this cloud of smoke was exactly the same as Wei Zheng's.
"And he seems to know that I ran away. Could it be that he knows the secret technique of our sect?"
The sound of smoke was full of shock.
It turned out that this smoke was Wei Zheng, to be precise, it was his soul.
When his body blew himself up just now, he used their sect's secret technique, the method of leaving the soul!
As the name suggests, it separates the soul from the body. In this way, when encountering a situation that is too strong to deal with, you can use the method of leaving the soul to escape, and it can also confuse the opponent!
"He actually knew that my soul escaped. It's terrible. What kind of existence did I provoke? Moreover, my self-destruction just messed up his hairstyle? It hurts my self-esteem! No, I You must hurry back to the sect and tell the suzerain about this matter, if he finds our Qingtian sect one day, it will be a catastrophe!"
After speaking, the cloud of smoke paused and flew away into the distance.
Liu Xuan was on the Snake Mountain. After collecting all the medicines, he walked to the medical hall.
"Next time you go out, you must read the almanac!"
Liu Xuan concluded.
After returning to the medical hall, Liu Xuan boiled the medicinal materials for a while, and then divided them into four portions.
Then Hua Ruyi and the other four were called.
"Drink it, you are too weak. With this body, if you go on like this, you can't even do your work, especially you, Ouyang Feng, why are you as weak as these girls? I really don't know how you practiced before. ? Just like you, I guess you can’t even beat the old men next to me!” Liu Xuan couldn’t help but start chattering when he saw a few people.
Several people listened quietly, without any dissatisfaction on their faces.
We really can't beat those old men, they are all monsters!The sum of the few of us is not enough for someone to carry it with one hand!
But a few people were obedient, picked up the bowl and drank it, regardless of whether it was hot or not.
After drinking, several people immediately felt warm all over.
Afterwards, the medicinal juice he drank turned into majestic spiritual power, and rushed towards Dantian.
"not good!"
Several people looked at each other, then put down the bowl tacitly, turned their heads to find a place to absorb it.
Seeing this, Liu Xuan didn't say anything, just acted as a few people to go for some activities to speed up the absorption of the liquid medicine.
When they reached the corner, they all sat cross-legged.
After a while, the surrounding area was filled with golden light.
If Chen Shoufeng and the others were here, they would definitely be amazed.
"It's only been a few days? We're going to break through again. We've reached the distraction stage so soon at such a young age. Thinking back to the time when the few of us tried so hard to break through to distraction, we didn't succeed in the end. On the contrary, he almost lost his temper, comparing people to others, it's really maddening!"
But they are destined not to say that, because they are all in Wuling County at this time.
Chen Shoufeng came to a cave in Wuling County alone.
"Immortal, are you still alive?"
Chen Shoufeng shouted unceremoniously.
In the cave, Pan Yue, who was sitting cross-legged, suddenly turned dark.
Immediately, there was a look of rage.
"Old man Chen, I want to challenge you one-on-one!"
After groaning, Pan Yue slapped the ground with both hands, and the whole person flew up and flew out of the cave.
Once outside, seeing Chen Shoufeng smiling, Pan Yue rushed towards him without saying a word.
"Either you die today, or I live!"
After finishing speaking, without saying a word, Pan Yue patted his palm full of spiritual power.
Seeing this, Chen Shoufeng took the move calmly.
It's just that he seems to only dismantle his moves, not make any moves.
In this way, the two have been fighting for hundreds of rounds.
Pan Yue hit and hit, suddenly stopped, frowned and asked: "Old man Chen, what's the matter with you? Why are you only defending but not attacking? Are you looking down on me?"
"Be more confident, delete the yes, and change the hello to an exclamation mark!" Chen Shoufeng said with a smile.
When Pan Yue heard this, his hair exploded with anger.
"I'll kill you bastard!"
After finishing speaking, he pounced on him again, and the two exchanged hands in an instant!
In a blink of an eye, more than 100 moves passed.
Pan Yue stopped, his face turned slightly pale.
Obviously, it looks like the spiritual power is exhausted too much.
"You...what's the matter with your cultivation base?"
"Yo, you finally found out?" Chen Shoufeng asked back with a smile.
"Stop talking nonsense! Say it!" Pan Yue said with a glare at him.
Chen Shoufeng clapped his hands, found a place to sit down, and said: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just good luck. Back then, a group of us met and lived in seclusion. Later, we found out that there was a very powerful man living next to us. We were promoted to what we are today!"
"What do you mean? What great power? Are you telling a story?" Pan Yue sat down beside him with a look of disbelief.
Chen Shoufeng smiled, and said: "I know you won't be able to accept it for a while, but the fact is like this. Besides, my cultivation can prove everything!"
"What cultivation level are you now?" Pan Yue sized up Chen Shoufeng and found that he couldn't see through it at all.
"Peak fit!" Chen Shoufeng said lightly.
When Pan Yue heard this, he stood up abruptly and looked at Chen Shoufeng in disbelief.
"Are you fucking kidding me? The peak of fit? How many years has it been? When you left, it was just the peak of out of body. You have risen so fast in 20 years?"
"Who is joking with you? Can't I prove it now? Old Pan, sit down first!" Chen Shoufeng patted the ground beside him and said.
Pan Yue shook his head: "I'm sitting on your grandma's lap, you are an old bastard, you interrupted my cleaning for no reason, and the sliver of breakthrough inspiration I finally found was lost by you, and now you are here to brag to me again Forced! You are too arrogant, don’t think I don’t know, you just don’t know where to step on the shit, break through to distraction, relying on my low cultivation base to see through your cultivation base, run away from me Are you bragging? Show off to me by the way!"
"What are you talking about? Am I that boring?" Although Chen Shoufeng didn't mean the distraction period that Pan Yue was talking about, he was right in saying one thing, that is, he really wanted to show off.
"Be more confident, remove the word ?, and change the question mark into an exclamation point!" Pan Yue affirmed.
"Oh, I'm really the pinnacle of fitness, how can you believe it? By the way, how about it, let me show you."
After finishing speaking, Chen Shoufeng had a thought, and immediately two figures flew up from the foot of the mountain, and landed lightly beside them.
It turned out to be two identical Chen Shoufeng!
Pan Yue opened his mouth wide in disbelief.
Suddenly, he raised his hand and slapped himself twice.
"Not a dream!"
Pan Yue covered his face and said.
Seeing this, Chen Shoufeng couldn't help laughing.
"Old Pan, even if you know that you have wronged me, you can't punish yourself like this? I feel a little embarrassed!"
There were multiple fractures on his body, and the pain all over his body had already made him unable to speak.
Lying on the ground still shaking.
Liu Xuan sat down on the ground beside him, checked himself and asked: "Old man, why do I have nothing to do with the poison you mentioned? Could it be you who lied to me?"
Lie to you?Wei Zheng closed his eyes aggrieved.
Is Lao Tzu so boring?I know I can't beat you, but I still want to lie to you, what did I plan?
Although he had tens of thousands of words to say, but he was unable to speak them out.
Seeing him like this, Liu Xuan couldn't help laughing.
"Are you really here to lie to me? It's a good thing I didn't commit suicide foolishly, or else I'd really been fooled by you, and now I won't speak when I expose it?"
After Wei Zheng finished listening, the corners of his eyes became slightly moist.
At this time, he wanted to die, and at the same time, he regretted a lot.
Why did I come to provoke this evil spirit!
His own poison had no effect on him, and this guy was as crazy as if he drank chicken blood.
It's all right now, the other party didn't make life worse than death, but made himself worse than death!
No, a scholar can be killed but not humiliated!How can my dignified Qingtian Sect elder endure such humiliation?
Formation can't kill you, can it?Poison can't kill you, can it?Then I can explode myself, and everyone dies together!
After thinking about it, Wei Zheng began to brew.
After Liu Xuan rested for a while, he got up and patted the dust on his pants and said: "Old man, do more good things in the future, and stop doing such nasty things that are not as good as pigs and dogs. Why are you still so lewd? If you really can't help it, just go to the brothel, and ah, don't let me see you next time!"
After speaking, Liu Xuan picked up the bamboo basket on the ground and carried it behind his back, and turned his head to leave.
And Wei Zheng on the ground suddenly opened his eyes, his face full of resentment.
Too much deception, too much deception, even letting myself go to a filthy place like a brothel!
Do I need to go to the brothel?At any rate, I have a group of wives and concubines, all of whom are of high-quality beauty. How can it be compared to the vulgar fans in the brothel?
Thinking of this, Wei Zheng became even more angry, mobilizing all his spiritual energy.
In an instant, Wei Zheng's body swelled up.
And Liu Xuan didn't notice this at all, and still walked away on his own.
When it expands to a certain extent, it explodes suddenly.
There was a bang, and the stones next to it were blown apart.
But Liu Xuan was not affected at all, it was just that his hairstyle was messed up by the blast.
Liu Xuan, who was about to leave, was startled by the sudden explosion.
Looking back, Wei Zheng, who was lying on the ground just now, disappeared, leaving only a pool of blood on the ground.
"Fuck, this old man didn't forget to scare me when he ran away, you real thief!"
As Liu Xuan said, he went back to where Wei Zheng was just now and searched around. After finding that he couldn't find it, Liu Xuan muttered: "You ran really fast. Let me let you go today, and let me meet you next time. I'll throw you into the latrine to try something new!"
After speaking, Liu Xuan left and went to gather medicine.
After Liu Xuan walked away, a puff of smoke flew out from under the nearby stone.
"My self-destruct didn't hurt him at all?"
The sound of this cloud of smoke was exactly the same as Wei Zheng's.
"And he seems to know that I ran away. Could it be that he knows the secret technique of our sect?"
The sound of smoke was full of shock.
It turned out that this smoke was Wei Zheng, to be precise, it was his soul.
When his body blew himself up just now, he used their sect's secret technique, the method of leaving the soul!
As the name suggests, it separates the soul from the body. In this way, when encountering a situation that is too strong to deal with, you can use the method of leaving the soul to escape, and it can also confuse the opponent!
"He actually knew that my soul escaped. It's terrible. What kind of existence did I provoke? Moreover, my self-destruction just messed up his hairstyle? It hurts my self-esteem! No, I You must hurry back to the sect and tell the suzerain about this matter, if he finds our Qingtian sect one day, it will be a catastrophe!"
After speaking, the cloud of smoke paused and flew away into the distance.
Liu Xuan was on the Snake Mountain. After collecting all the medicines, he walked to the medical hall.
"Next time you go out, you must read the almanac!"
Liu Xuan concluded.
After returning to the medical hall, Liu Xuan boiled the medicinal materials for a while, and then divided them into four portions.
Then Hua Ruyi and the other four were called.
"Drink it, you are too weak. With this body, if you go on like this, you can't even do your work, especially you, Ouyang Feng, why are you as weak as these girls? I really don't know how you practiced before. ? Just like you, I guess you can’t even beat the old men next to me!” Liu Xuan couldn’t help but start chattering when he saw a few people.
Several people listened quietly, without any dissatisfaction on their faces.
We really can't beat those old men, they are all monsters!The sum of the few of us is not enough for someone to carry it with one hand!
But a few people were obedient, picked up the bowl and drank it, regardless of whether it was hot or not.
After drinking, several people immediately felt warm all over.
Afterwards, the medicinal juice he drank turned into majestic spiritual power, and rushed towards Dantian.
"not good!"
Several people looked at each other, then put down the bowl tacitly, turned their heads to find a place to absorb it.
Seeing this, Liu Xuan didn't say anything, just acted as a few people to go for some activities to speed up the absorption of the liquid medicine.
When they reached the corner, they all sat cross-legged.
After a while, the surrounding area was filled with golden light.
If Chen Shoufeng and the others were here, they would definitely be amazed.
"It's only been a few days? We're going to break through again. We've reached the distraction stage so soon at such a young age. Thinking back to the time when the few of us tried so hard to break through to distraction, we didn't succeed in the end. On the contrary, he almost lost his temper, comparing people to others, it's really maddening!"
But they are destined not to say that, because they are all in Wuling County at this time.
Chen Shoufeng came to a cave in Wuling County alone.
"Immortal, are you still alive?"
Chen Shoufeng shouted unceremoniously.
In the cave, Pan Yue, who was sitting cross-legged, suddenly turned dark.
Immediately, there was a look of rage.
"Old man Chen, I want to challenge you one-on-one!"
After groaning, Pan Yue slapped the ground with both hands, and the whole person flew up and flew out of the cave.
Once outside, seeing Chen Shoufeng smiling, Pan Yue rushed towards him without saying a word.
"Either you die today, or I live!"
After finishing speaking, without saying a word, Pan Yue patted his palm full of spiritual power.
Seeing this, Chen Shoufeng took the move calmly.
It's just that he seems to only dismantle his moves, not make any moves.
In this way, the two have been fighting for hundreds of rounds.
Pan Yue hit and hit, suddenly stopped, frowned and asked: "Old man Chen, what's the matter with you? Why are you only defending but not attacking? Are you looking down on me?"
"Be more confident, delete the yes, and change the hello to an exclamation mark!" Chen Shoufeng said with a smile.
When Pan Yue heard this, his hair exploded with anger.
"I'll kill you bastard!"
After finishing speaking, he pounced on him again, and the two exchanged hands in an instant!
In a blink of an eye, more than 100 moves passed.
Pan Yue stopped, his face turned slightly pale.
Obviously, it looks like the spiritual power is exhausted too much.
"You...what's the matter with your cultivation base?"
"Yo, you finally found out?" Chen Shoufeng asked back with a smile.
"Stop talking nonsense! Say it!" Pan Yue said with a glare at him.
Chen Shoufeng clapped his hands, found a place to sit down, and said: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just good luck. Back then, a group of us met and lived in seclusion. Later, we found out that there was a very powerful man living next to us. We were promoted to what we are today!"
"What do you mean? What great power? Are you telling a story?" Pan Yue sat down beside him with a look of disbelief.
Chen Shoufeng smiled, and said: "I know you won't be able to accept it for a while, but the fact is like this. Besides, my cultivation can prove everything!"
"What cultivation level are you now?" Pan Yue sized up Chen Shoufeng and found that he couldn't see through it at all.
"Peak fit!" Chen Shoufeng said lightly.
When Pan Yue heard this, he stood up abruptly and looked at Chen Shoufeng in disbelief.
"Are you fucking kidding me? The peak of fit? How many years has it been? When you left, it was just the peak of out of body. You have risen so fast in 20 years?"
"Who is joking with you? Can't I prove it now? Old Pan, sit down first!" Chen Shoufeng patted the ground beside him and said.
Pan Yue shook his head: "I'm sitting on your grandma's lap, you are an old bastard, you interrupted my cleaning for no reason, and the sliver of breakthrough inspiration I finally found was lost by you, and now you are here to brag to me again Forced! You are too arrogant, don’t think I don’t know, you just don’t know where to step on the shit, break through to distraction, relying on my low cultivation base to see through your cultivation base, run away from me Are you bragging? Show off to me by the way!"
"What are you talking about? Am I that boring?" Although Chen Shoufeng didn't mean the distraction period that Pan Yue was talking about, he was right in saying one thing, that is, he really wanted to show off.
"Be more confident, remove the word ?, and change the question mark into an exclamation point!" Pan Yue affirmed.
"Oh, I'm really the pinnacle of fitness, how can you believe it? By the way, how about it, let me show you."
After finishing speaking, Chen Shoufeng had a thought, and immediately two figures flew up from the foot of the mountain, and landed lightly beside them.
It turned out to be two identical Chen Shoufeng!
Pan Yue opened his mouth wide in disbelief.
Suddenly, he raised his hand and slapped himself twice.
"Not a dream!"
Pan Yue covered his face and said.
Seeing this, Chen Shoufeng couldn't help laughing.
"Old Pan, even if you know that you have wronged me, you can't punish yourself like this? I feel a little embarrassed!"
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