The gods are only at level 99, you are at level 9999

"There is no buff but no bonus. As a boss, I am worried about rice. I found a wife and ran away. If this is made into a TV series, I will cry!"

Liu Xuan muttered to himself, his face full of bitterness.

It has been 20 years since he traveled to this world. With the golden finger, he originally thought that he could step on the clouds, hug his sister, shake his body, and surrender all over the world.

However, the illusions were shattered one after another.

First, he was told that his tendons were blocked and he couldn't cultivate, and the most promising golden finger didn't give him any buff bonus.

On the contrary, he was taught eighteen kinds of martial arts, such as piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry and poetry, picking manure and fertilizing, making smelting and so on.

Basically learned all 360 lines.

If this is a well-known master in modern times, but in this world where there are so many cultivators, these seem weak!
Although there are rewards for completing tasks every time, they are just a pile of scrap copper and rotten iron, and they are called heavenly weapons, but in his opinion, they are not as practical as a kitchen knife.

The only thing that made him feel useful was the small medical clinic that was given to him when he first came to this world called Tianyuanjie.

Then, today, he failed in his career, and was frustrated in love.

"Trash, from today onwards, you and I will break the bond! Because I am about to marry the Holy Son of Huaxianzong, and my future is limitless, so I hope you don't pester me anymore!"

Then he snuggled into the arms of a strange man and left.

"Under the law of heaven, everyone is a dog. How can they resist such a fate? Forget it, keep growing melons, fruits and vegetables in the medical center until you grow old!" Liu Xuan's heart was full of sadness, and he was willing to become a salted fish.

"Whoosh!"

At this moment, a figure flashed past in the sky.

Liu Xuan, who heard the sound of breaking through the sky, looked up at the receding figure, and sighed helplessly: "Cultivators rely on flying, mortals rely on their legs!"

After staring blankly for a while, Liu Xuan was about to continue watering the fruits and vegetables in the yard when everyone who had just flown over flew back.

"Whoosh!"

That person flashed past Liu Xuan's head!

This time Liu Xuan took a closer look. This person was a woman, wearing a big red robe and holding a pair of trousers.

Immediately afterwards, a large group of cultivators appeared in the sky, cursing and chasing after that person.

"Quick, make sure to catch that bitch!"

As soon as the crowd left, another person came, yelling constantly, with bare legs, covering the front and back with his hands, legs intertwined, and slowly chasing after him.

"A bunch of trash, if you can't get my pants back, I can't spare you!"

Scolding and trembling!

After hearing this, Liu Xuan from below suddenly felt that not being able to practice is not necessarily a bad thing. Look, the practitioners are so downcast that they even want to grab their pants!

Thinking about this, I feel a little better again!

"But why are women grabbing men's pants? Smell it?"

Liu Xuan had a pensive look on his face.

Speaking of which, Bei Xuanming is really unlucky. As the young suzerain of the Tassel Sect, when did he suffer such humiliation?
Halfway through going out to practice, I suddenly felt a prehistoric force in my stomach.

He bet it was a fart!

The result is lost!

He was embarrassed to let others know, so he had no choice but to find an empty corner behind his back and tried to take off his underpants and throw them away.

But as soon as he took off his pants, he saw a woman rushing towards him.

He bet that he is so charming that he attracts women to fall into his arms!

In the end, I lost again!
Without further ado, the woman picked up his pants and ran away!
It's fine if it's ordinary pants, but these pants are the treasure of his tassel school, five-color colorful pants, defensive treasures!
So regardless of saving face, he told his subordinates to chase after him!

"This wind is too evil!"

Bei Xuanming was miserable, his legs became stiff from the cold.

At this moment, Bei Xuanming inadvertently saw a young man below him, looking at him with his head tilted and his eyes unblinking.

I couldn't help but blushed, and just about to raise my hands to cover my face, thinking about my cold legs, I put it down again.

"A mortal, dare to see my joke!"

Looking at the neatly dressed Liu Xuan, Bei Xuanming rolled his eyes and stopped suddenly.

A bold and sinister idea arises!

That's right, he had the idea of ​​killing and robbing.

Liu Xuan came back to his senses and saw Bei Xuanming, who was bare-legged in the sky, looking at him with ill intentions, his eyes were shining, and he was spitting, and couldn't help feeling a chill!
"Fuck, can't it be a back mountain?"

After thinking for a while, Liu Xuan quickly picked up the shovel at the side, and stared at Bei Xuanming warily.

Seeing this, Bei Xuanming snorted coldly, and slowly fell from the air to the ground.

As soon as he landed, he could feel the aura around him rushing towards his face.

"What a rich spiritual energy!"

Bei Xuanming turned his head and looked around carefully. It didn't matter if he didn't look at it, but he was shocked when he looked at it.

Spirit fruit and grass all over the yard.

Purple Rhyme Dragon Emperor Ginseng, Polar Hand, Dark Night Dew, Purple Salvia, Baicao Dew, Celestial Fairy, Fragrance Qiluo Fairy...

All of them are spirit objects of the tenth rank!
And all of this seems to belong to this mortal!
My eyes are dumb, I didn't realize that there is such a treasure just now, if it wasn't for the idea of ​​hitting his pants, then wouldn't I have missed this opportunity?
If he took these things, even if he didn't ascend, he probably wouldn't be much worse!
Now, Bei Xuanming is not just trying to grab pants...

After making up his mind, Bei Xuanming narrowed his eyes and said: "Mortal, take off your pants!"

"Don't even think about it!" Liu Xuan's face became more vigilant, and he was vaguely disgusted!

Bei Xuanming was taken aback, his face darkened immediately, with murderous intent.

"Since that's the case, don't blame me for being rude!"

After finishing speaking, Bei Xuanming put down his crotch-covering hand, his heart beat vigorously, and he shot towards Liu Xuan in a hurry.

At this moment, the Liusu faction also escorted the woman back and flew back. The leader was smug, waved his trousers and shouted: "Young Sect Master, we caught this bitch and got my trousers back!"

But this did not stop Bei Xuanming's offensive!

Liu Xuan looked at Bei Xuanming who was getting closer, closed his eyes subconsciously, raised his shovel and shot over.

At this moment, the originally ordinary shovel burst out with streaks of golden light.

"Hiss! A heavenly weapon?" Bei Xuanming gasped, his pupils shrank sharply, trying to avoid the shovel.

Nai He couldn't move as if he was imprisoned, he could only watch helplessly as the shovel hit him on the head.

With a muffled "bang", Bei Xuanming didn't even have time to let out a scream, and his body turned into blood mist!
Red and white things are flying around!

The scene stood still for an instant, and everyone in the air opened their mouths wide, watching this scene in disbelief.

"vomit"!
After a long time, everyone who reacted began to retch.

Hearing the movement, Liu Xuan opened his eyes, only to find that the other party had disappeared, leaving only a strong smell of blood and bloodstains all over the floor!
"Where is the person? Could it be that I got a shovel and ran away?"

After being confused, Liu Xuan looked at the crowd in the air again.

Those who beat them by themselves, probably that group of people will not let them go!
The people in the air saw that the other party smashed their young suzerain with a shovel, and now they looked at them again, so they couldn't care less about throwing up, and all screamed and scattered away.

Just kidding, their young suzerain can't hold him back as the consecration period Jiuzhong, so what are they waiting for if they don't run for their lives?

Everyone's reaction made Liu Xuan very puzzled. A group of cultivators were scared away by him, a mortal?
"A bunch of bullying trash!"

Liu Xuan threw away the shovel in his hand, showing disdain.

In mid-air, the woman who was left behind by everyone from the Tassel Sect stared at Liu Xuan dumbfounded, as if she was looking at a monster.

After a little thought, he suppressed the fear in his heart and flew down from the air.

When she first landed, she was as surprised as Bei Xuanming by the aura around her and the spirit melon and grass, but she didn't dare to have any unreasonable thoughts.

Just kidding, a person who even has a shovel at the sky level and can easily shoot Bei Xuanming to death is definitely not someone she can provoke.

"Thank you, senior, for helping me out, I'm Hua Ruyi in Xiahua Xianzong."

Hua Ruyi, who was dressed in a big red robe, saluted respectfully.

Liu Xuan sized up the woman. She looked pretty good and had a good figure, but her behavior was a bit unacceptable.

"I'm not a senior, I'm just a mortal, that fellow has evil intentions, I was just forced to do it!"

Liu Xuan was just telling the truth, that wretched man looked at him like a man sees a beautiful woman, so... ambiguous, he had to do it for innocence.

mortal?

Hua Ruyi was startled for a moment, and then realized that this senior was low-key by nature, unwilling to show off, and made the move because of helplessness, but no matter what his purpose was, without him, she would definitely be doomed today, so the other party still treated her There is a life-saving grace.

"Yes, shall I call you sir?"

Liu Xuan waved his hand and said, "It's up to you. By the way, I'll give you a few pairs of trousers, so that you don't have to take the risk of snatching other people's trousers. It's not good for a girl to wear without trousers!"

"Ah?" Hua Ruyi was dumbfounded. What she snatched were colorful trousers, defensive treasures, not ordinary trousers. Besides, she is the majestic Young Master of the Huaxian Sect, can she wear no trousers?

But Liu Xuan didn't give her a chance to explain, turned around and went into the room, took some pants and handed them to Hua Ruyi.

"Don't worry, these pants of mine are no worse than that pair of pants!"

Liu Xuan's clothes and pants are all made by himself, and he is quite sure about his craftsmanship.

Hua Ruyi didn't dare to disobey, so she had to accept it.

But the moment she started, she almost cried out in shock.

Each of these trousers is a heaven-level defensive treasure. Compared with Bei Xuanming's five-color trousers, they are like heaven and earth!

No wonder Mr. said that it is no worse than five-color colorful trousers, so it is.

Hua Ruyi's little heart was beating so fast at this moment, she felt that happiness came too suddenly!

After a long time, she calmed down and bowed deeply to Liu Xuan: "Thank you for your gift, sir. From today onwards, Huaxianzong is willing to be sent by you!"

"No need, it's just a few pairs of pants, I have plenty here!" Liu Xuan's behavior towards Hua Ruyi was a little strange, how many pairs of pants would sell the sect?It seems that the comprehension school is also poor and crazy!