I was forced to control the world of cultivating immortals
Chapter 508 Arrange a trumped-up charge
The maid dared not go down.
Sikong Zhen let out a long sigh, and said: "Thanks to Father, Holy Master, who interceded for you today, otherwise, hum! Get lost!"
"Slave servant deserves to die, servant servant, get lost!"
The maid went down in shock.
Shangguan Wan'er put on a cold face at this time, and said in a deep voice: "Although the maid is guilty, you cannot escape the responsibility, Mr. State Shepherd."
Sikong Zhen was startled, and hastily apologized: "I'm at fault, it's because I'm not strict in discipline, I'll order someone to cook some meat dishes again."
Long Yunshan suddenly said coldly: "Well, I like to eat lamb, get me some lamb skewers."
mutton?
Sikong Zhen's expression suddenly changed.
Here is the vast ocean, where can I find mutton for you?
Ye Nan suddenly smiled unkindly.
Master Qingxue was clearly embarrassing Sikong Zhen.
Just thought of this.
Sikong Zhen suddenly looked at his son and said, "By the way, don't you have a pet sheep? Drag it out and kill it."
The words fall.
Sikong Jianmo suddenly felt a pain in his flesh.
This sheep has been with him since he was a child, and he has already developed a strong relationship with him.
Summarize in one sentence.
Like a brother, his love is stronger than gold, he is reluctant to kill.
"Father," he reminded in a low voice coyly, "Don't you don't kill? You always keep saying 'killing is not good, it's too cruel', how can you kill now? "
Ye Nan suddenly remembered something.
Speaking of which, Sikong Zhen had indeed said such a thing.
At first.
The day after he spent the night with them in a cabin on the small island, he ordered his soldiers to catch wild sheep, but when he came back, he double-standardized, saying that he was cruel to eat wild geese.
No, now the double standards are starting again, while feeling cruel, and at the same time wanting to kill his son's pet sheep.
Self-suffering, alas, talent.
"Cruel?" Sikong Zhen was anxious, and cursed with hatred: "Isn't it just a sheep? How can it compare with today's interest?"
"But father..." Sikong Jianmo wanted to say something more.
But just in the middle of speaking, Sikong Zhen interrupted.
"Okay, okay, I know you are reluctant, so why not kill this sheep with an unfounded charge, so that you can feel more at ease."
Hearing this, Ye Nan almost couldn't control his laughter.
Arrange an unwarranted crime for the sheep?Thank you for thinking it out.
"Then...then father," Sikong Jianmo asked in bewilderment, "Arrange some unwarranted charges?"
Sikong Zhen thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "It's such a simple matter. This sheep can fart, and farting will pollute the air. It's a good crime, drag it out and kill it."
In a word, Ye Nan's egg hurts unceasingly.
Feelings won't fart you?Will it not pollute the air?
Why are you so double-standard?
Think of this.
Ye Nan said directly: "Master Zhou Mu, this is too ridiculous, let's change it."
Sikong Jianmo hurriedly borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, and said eagerly: "Yes, father, even if it is unfounded, there must be a decent charge. Just farting will pollute the air. This charge seems untenable, and it is not convincing to say it. ah!"
Sikong Zhen thought about it again, and said: "Then change it to the crime of obesity. This sheep has committed the crime of obesity. Whoever allows it to eat such a fat animal should be killed!"
The four of Ye Qingxue and Shangguan Wan'er couldn't help laughing out loud.
"Cough, cough, cough," Ye Nan held back his laughter and coughed dryly, "It's not right. The sheep don't seem to realize that they are fat? This charge still cannot be established."
Ye Qingxue was no longer in a hurry to eat the sheep, and said, "Zhou Mu, this crime is a bit too ridiculous, and I'm starting to feel sorry for the fate of this sheep. You'd better change it to another one, so I can feel better."
Sikong Zhen closed his eyes and began to think.
After a while, he slapped his forehead and said, "Mo'er, go and ask that sheep which weighs a catty of iron or a catty of cotton? If you can't answer, you will be killed."
Sikong Jianmo was speechless.
Sheep can't talk at all!
If it could talk, wouldn't it be able to answer!
Ye Nan was speechless.
Nima, really Nima has double standards.
Do you think sheep are people?What is the difference between letting it answer this kind of question and killing it?
"Okay, okay," Ye Qingxue smiled and said, "Don't embarrass that sheep, just kill it."
I heard this.
Sikong Zhen turned his head to look at Ye Nan, and asked for instructions: "Father, Holy Master, what do you think?"
Ye Nan smiled playfully and said, "It's really too embarrassing. If the sheep has that kind of brain, how can they live like this? Kill it, kill it."
was talking.
With a sound of "baa", a snow-white lamb suddenly walked in.
For a moment, everyone was shocked.
boom!
Sikong Zhen jumped up and shouted: "Who allowed you to call me? Someone! Arrest me!"
Immediately, soldiers rushed over, tied up the sheep and sent it to the dining room.
Not long after, the delicious smell of mutton skewers wafted from the dining room.
"It smells so good." Ye Qingxue's saliva flowed three thousand feet.
"This sheep is different from ordinary sheep," Sikong Zhen explained while drooling: "My son bought it with a lot of money, and he has been feeding it as his own son. He usually eats fine grass, and the meat can Is it fragrant?"
Ye Nan said unkindly: "If you didn't think it was cruel, would you have killed him long ago?"
Sikong Zhen knew that Ye Nan was joking, so he took the bait and said, "That's natural. Although I think it's cruel, we still have to eat what we should eat normally. After all, we are not monks, and we don't touch meat, so what's the point of living?" ?”
"It makes sense, then you turn around and kill more people, it's a million times more cruel." Ye Nan's face was full of unkindness.
However, due to the thin layer of clouds covering his body, Sikong Zhen couldn't see the expression on his face at all.
After a stick of incense.
"The mutton skewers are here, everyone eat while it's hot."
A chef with a big belly brought delicious mutton skewers to the table.
Suddenly, the entire cabin was covered by the smell of mutton.
Ye Nan swept his eyes away.
I saw that the mutton kebabs were red in color, spicy and delicious, oily, not greasy or stinky, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and the meat was delicious and unique.
The color is burnt and buttery bright, the taste is slightly spicy with fresh fragrance, not greasy or smelly, and the meat is tender and delicious.
"Dharma King, you like to eat mutton, so eat more."
Sikong Zhen had a good eye, so he directly grabbed a handful of mutton skewers for Ye Qingxue, there were more than one hundred skewers in total.
Turning his head, he grabbed more than a hundred skewers for "Holy Father", and distributed a lot to Shangguan Wan'er and others.
After finishing these, he gave out to Sikong Jianmo, and finally it was his turn to eat.
"Well, it's not bad, it's charred on the outside and tender on the inside, it melts in your mouth, it's delicious, it's so delicious!"
Ye Qingxue just took a bite, and immediately showed a bright smile.
Ye Nan also took a bite, and the taste was refreshing and silky, and it was so beautiful.
Sikong Zhen let out a long sigh, and said: "Thanks to Father, Holy Master, who interceded for you today, otherwise, hum! Get lost!"
"Slave servant deserves to die, servant servant, get lost!"
The maid went down in shock.
Shangguan Wan'er put on a cold face at this time, and said in a deep voice: "Although the maid is guilty, you cannot escape the responsibility, Mr. State Shepherd."
Sikong Zhen was startled, and hastily apologized: "I'm at fault, it's because I'm not strict in discipline, I'll order someone to cook some meat dishes again."
Long Yunshan suddenly said coldly: "Well, I like to eat lamb, get me some lamb skewers."
mutton?
Sikong Zhen's expression suddenly changed.
Here is the vast ocean, where can I find mutton for you?
Ye Nan suddenly smiled unkindly.
Master Qingxue was clearly embarrassing Sikong Zhen.
Just thought of this.
Sikong Zhen suddenly looked at his son and said, "By the way, don't you have a pet sheep? Drag it out and kill it."
The words fall.
Sikong Jianmo suddenly felt a pain in his flesh.
This sheep has been with him since he was a child, and he has already developed a strong relationship with him.
Summarize in one sentence.
Like a brother, his love is stronger than gold, he is reluctant to kill.
"Father," he reminded in a low voice coyly, "Don't you don't kill? You always keep saying 'killing is not good, it's too cruel', how can you kill now? "
Ye Nan suddenly remembered something.
Speaking of which, Sikong Zhen had indeed said such a thing.
At first.
The day after he spent the night with them in a cabin on the small island, he ordered his soldiers to catch wild sheep, but when he came back, he double-standardized, saying that he was cruel to eat wild geese.
No, now the double standards are starting again, while feeling cruel, and at the same time wanting to kill his son's pet sheep.
Self-suffering, alas, talent.
"Cruel?" Sikong Zhen was anxious, and cursed with hatred: "Isn't it just a sheep? How can it compare with today's interest?"
"But father..." Sikong Jianmo wanted to say something more.
But just in the middle of speaking, Sikong Zhen interrupted.
"Okay, okay, I know you are reluctant, so why not kill this sheep with an unfounded charge, so that you can feel more at ease."
Hearing this, Ye Nan almost couldn't control his laughter.
Arrange an unwarranted crime for the sheep?Thank you for thinking it out.
"Then...then father," Sikong Jianmo asked in bewilderment, "Arrange some unwarranted charges?"
Sikong Zhen thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "It's such a simple matter. This sheep can fart, and farting will pollute the air. It's a good crime, drag it out and kill it."
In a word, Ye Nan's egg hurts unceasingly.
Feelings won't fart you?Will it not pollute the air?
Why are you so double-standard?
Think of this.
Ye Nan said directly: "Master Zhou Mu, this is too ridiculous, let's change it."
Sikong Jianmo hurriedly borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, and said eagerly: "Yes, father, even if it is unfounded, there must be a decent charge. Just farting will pollute the air. This charge seems untenable, and it is not convincing to say it. ah!"
Sikong Zhen thought about it again, and said: "Then change it to the crime of obesity. This sheep has committed the crime of obesity. Whoever allows it to eat such a fat animal should be killed!"
The four of Ye Qingxue and Shangguan Wan'er couldn't help laughing out loud.
"Cough, cough, cough," Ye Nan held back his laughter and coughed dryly, "It's not right. The sheep don't seem to realize that they are fat? This charge still cannot be established."
Ye Qingxue was no longer in a hurry to eat the sheep, and said, "Zhou Mu, this crime is a bit too ridiculous, and I'm starting to feel sorry for the fate of this sheep. You'd better change it to another one, so I can feel better."
Sikong Zhen closed his eyes and began to think.
After a while, he slapped his forehead and said, "Mo'er, go and ask that sheep which weighs a catty of iron or a catty of cotton? If you can't answer, you will be killed."
Sikong Jianmo was speechless.
Sheep can't talk at all!
If it could talk, wouldn't it be able to answer!
Ye Nan was speechless.
Nima, really Nima has double standards.
Do you think sheep are people?What is the difference between letting it answer this kind of question and killing it?
"Okay, okay," Ye Qingxue smiled and said, "Don't embarrass that sheep, just kill it."
I heard this.
Sikong Zhen turned his head to look at Ye Nan, and asked for instructions: "Father, Holy Master, what do you think?"
Ye Nan smiled playfully and said, "It's really too embarrassing. If the sheep has that kind of brain, how can they live like this? Kill it, kill it."
was talking.
With a sound of "baa", a snow-white lamb suddenly walked in.
For a moment, everyone was shocked.
boom!
Sikong Zhen jumped up and shouted: "Who allowed you to call me? Someone! Arrest me!"
Immediately, soldiers rushed over, tied up the sheep and sent it to the dining room.
Not long after, the delicious smell of mutton skewers wafted from the dining room.
"It smells so good." Ye Qingxue's saliva flowed three thousand feet.
"This sheep is different from ordinary sheep," Sikong Zhen explained while drooling: "My son bought it with a lot of money, and he has been feeding it as his own son. He usually eats fine grass, and the meat can Is it fragrant?"
Ye Nan said unkindly: "If you didn't think it was cruel, would you have killed him long ago?"
Sikong Zhen knew that Ye Nan was joking, so he took the bait and said, "That's natural. Although I think it's cruel, we still have to eat what we should eat normally. After all, we are not monks, and we don't touch meat, so what's the point of living?" ?”
"It makes sense, then you turn around and kill more people, it's a million times more cruel." Ye Nan's face was full of unkindness.
However, due to the thin layer of clouds covering his body, Sikong Zhen couldn't see the expression on his face at all.
After a stick of incense.
"The mutton skewers are here, everyone eat while it's hot."
A chef with a big belly brought delicious mutton skewers to the table.
Suddenly, the entire cabin was covered by the smell of mutton.
Ye Nan swept his eyes away.
I saw that the mutton kebabs were red in color, spicy and delicious, oily, not greasy or stinky, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and the meat was delicious and unique.
The color is burnt and buttery bright, the taste is slightly spicy with fresh fragrance, not greasy or smelly, and the meat is tender and delicious.
"Dharma King, you like to eat mutton, so eat more."
Sikong Zhen had a good eye, so he directly grabbed a handful of mutton skewers for Ye Qingxue, there were more than one hundred skewers in total.
Turning his head, he grabbed more than a hundred skewers for "Holy Father", and distributed a lot to Shangguan Wan'er and others.
After finishing these, he gave out to Sikong Jianmo, and finally it was his turn to eat.
"Well, it's not bad, it's charred on the outside and tender on the inside, it melts in your mouth, it's delicious, it's so delicious!"
Ye Qingxue just took a bite, and immediately showed a bright smile.
Ye Nan also took a bite, and the taste was refreshing and silky, and it was so beautiful.
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