I was forced to control the world of cultivating immortals
Chapter 152 Don't mind?Almost vomited blood...
In fact.
Ye Nan secretly laughed.
What is full of people is clearly intentional.
Since Jian Chi is licking his face and lurking into his own sect, then live in the latrine and enjoy it.
"This!"
Jian Chi was dumbfounded, with disbelief written all over his astonished face.
He never dreamed that he would live in a place like a latrine in his lifetime when he was a powerful person in the Martial King Realm? !
If this gets out, I'm afraid the monks in the world will laugh their ass off, right?
"what?"
At this moment, Jian Chi suddenly remembered something, and said: "Elder, why don't I lay the floor in the Purple Bamboo Hall, and make up for it."
Jian Chi almost said this with tears in his eyes.
Almost all the Zongmen halls in the world are places where orders are issued and are not inhabited by people, which leads to being empty most of the time.
Just happened to be found by Jian Chi.
However, although it is embarrassing to play the floor shop, and the treatment is not as good as that of a handyman, but Jian Chi endured it in order to find the right opportunity to carry out the assassination!
"The hall?"
Ye Nan smiled, and said lightly: "No, with your temperament, a latrine is more suitable for you. Don't talk nonsense. I have already ordered someone to build a plank for you. Go quickly."
As he said that, Ye Nan waved his hand at a disciple next to him: "Go, take Jian Chi to the place where he lives to familiarize himself with the environment."
"As ordered!"
The disciple suppressed his laughter and saluted Jian Chi: "Senior Jian Chi, please."
Jian Chi was dumbfounded.
He more or less guessed something, Ye Nan was clearly trying to amuse him.
But he had no choice but to bow his head under the eaves!He could only follow his disciples.
"correct."
Just two steps away, Ye Nan suddenly said: "Jian Chi, you are very powerful, come to Zizhu Hall tomorrow and try my apprentice Shangguan Waner's tricks."
try?
Jian Chi almost vomited blood from the anger.
He is a disciple from the Yin-Yang Holy Land, and he is also a strong man in the third heaven of the Martial Emperor Realm.
You must know that in this huge Eastern Desolation, no one has ever been able to cultivate to the Martial King Realm for thousands of years.
But it's a strong man of his level who actually tries a trick on a weak apprentice at the Condensation Realm...?
When did King Wu become so humble?
However, Jian Chi still suppressed the emotions in his heart, put on a smiling face, and respectfully clasped his fists and said: "Of course."
"Okay, let's go."
Ye Nan said lightly.
With Ye Nan's consent, Jian Chi turned around and followed the leading disciple.
Along a winding dirt road full of mud eggs, the disciple brought Jian Chi to a very hidden place in Zizhu Peak, where the men's toilet was.
"Senior Sword Chi, this is your residence. I've already set up the plank. Please use it slowly."
After speaking, the disciple suppressed a smile, covered his nose and walked away.
That anger in Jian Chi's heart!
Looking around, there are thorn bushes as high as a person everywhere, and the ground is full of paths stepped on by humans. The breeze blows and the dust is flying.
Looking sideways at the latrine, I saw that this latrine was an aqua toilet, and one could smell a disgusting smell even without going in, it was terribly dirty.
"Damn it!"
Jian Chi cursed viciously, but didn't dare to curse out loud, so he could only lower his voice and swallow his anger.
In the end, he didn't live in any toilet, anyway, there was no one around here, so he took out the storage bag he carried with him, took out a piece of strong fabric and hung it on a tree, made a hammock, and lay on it.
"After dark, I will kill that old man first!"
Jian Chi took off a piece of wool grass and bit it in his mouth, he had already made up his mind, when it was dark, he would attack and kill Mr. Xu first while no one was paying attention.
According to memory.
When Yan Nantian led the entire Eastern Wasteland to besiege Yi Jianzong, although Xu Lao's sword flattened thousands of ancestors, the cultivation base of those thousands of ancestors was only at the level of Martial Lords, even half a step away. King Wu didn't have any.
Jian Chi is confident that with his strength at the third level of the Martial King Realm, killing an old man is not as easy as killing a chicken.
Moreover, Mr. Xu also lost a right arm, maybe it would be easier for him to kill a chicken.
While thinking, Jian Chi lay quietly on the hammock, looking up at the sun.
It was noon at this time, the scorching sun was shining brightly, and a group of flies "buzzing and buzzing" were flying around, making Jian Chi feel as disgusted as possible.
"Damn it, kill it!"
At a certain moment, Jian Chi slapped himself on the face, killing a mosquito immediately, and the mosquito was still bleeding from his own blood.
"Good fight, good fight!"
In the dark, Ye Nan pushed aside the tall thorn bushes, and said with an unkind smile.
Just now he used the hidden breath technique, and has been secretly following Jian Chi to this place.
Behind him, Zhang Xian followed.
"Elder Ye, are you going to push this person into a hurry?"
Zhang Xian asked in a low voice.
But there was an unkind expression on his face, cheap and cheap.
Ye Nan whispered: "Don't worry, if it were you, I'm afraid I'd be in a hurry, but he won't say anything."
Zhang Xian still wanted to say something, but when he got to his mouth, he suddenly found that Jian Chi slapped himself on the face again, and cursed: "There are so many mosquitoes and flies flying around. Is this a place where people live?" !"
Immediately, he jumped out of the hammock in a frenzy and frizz, circulated the spiritual power in his body, formed a transparent protective mask, and sat cross-legged on the ground.
With the protection of the photomask, the mosquitoes and flies around the toilet couldn't get close to him immediately, and even the moment they touched his photomask, they immediately exploded into a cloud of dust.
"What kind of skill is there?"
Ye Nan in the dark exclaimed.
Zhang Xian said with an unvirtuous smile: "Uncle Shi, why don't I give him something fun?"
Ye Nan was overjoyed, and hurriedly asked, "What's so fun?"
"It's noon now, isn't it time to eat? Bring him some big fish and meat, and see if he's in the mood to eat it."
Zhang Xian smiled badly.
Ye Nan's eyes lit up, and he said in surprise: "Zhang Xian, you really belong to me, why didn't I realize that you are so 'virtuous' before!"
Zhang Xian chuckled, but still showed an innocent expression, and said, "Master, didn't you learn all of this from you?!"
"Go! Go! Go."
Ye Nan spread his hands, showing a more innocent expression, and said with a smirk: "You are better than blue, don't say you learned from me later, I can't afford it, hehe."
After the joke was over, Zhang Xian sent a voice transmission to Zongmen dining room.
Soon, the voice transmission came back, and the content was only five words: "You are welcome!"
Time flies, and after half a stick of incense, a dining room disciple rushed forward with a food box, smelling the smell of meat.
"Senior Jian Chi, you have worked hard to take care of the toilet, this is lunch, use it lightly."
After speaking, the dining room disciple left.
"Wow, it smells so good!"
Jian Chi lifted the lid of the food box, and at a glance, he saw a shiny yellow roast chicken, the second layer of the food box was crispy and rotten pork leg, and there was a huge sauced elbow.
Take a sip and feel happy.
At this moment, Jian Chi suddenly thought of something and came back to his senses.
Damn, I almost forgot it was next to the toilet.
Ye Nan secretly laughed.
What is full of people is clearly intentional.
Since Jian Chi is licking his face and lurking into his own sect, then live in the latrine and enjoy it.
"This!"
Jian Chi was dumbfounded, with disbelief written all over his astonished face.
He never dreamed that he would live in a place like a latrine in his lifetime when he was a powerful person in the Martial King Realm? !
If this gets out, I'm afraid the monks in the world will laugh their ass off, right?
"what?"
At this moment, Jian Chi suddenly remembered something, and said: "Elder, why don't I lay the floor in the Purple Bamboo Hall, and make up for it."
Jian Chi almost said this with tears in his eyes.
Almost all the Zongmen halls in the world are places where orders are issued and are not inhabited by people, which leads to being empty most of the time.
Just happened to be found by Jian Chi.
However, although it is embarrassing to play the floor shop, and the treatment is not as good as that of a handyman, but Jian Chi endured it in order to find the right opportunity to carry out the assassination!
"The hall?"
Ye Nan smiled, and said lightly: "No, with your temperament, a latrine is more suitable for you. Don't talk nonsense. I have already ordered someone to build a plank for you. Go quickly."
As he said that, Ye Nan waved his hand at a disciple next to him: "Go, take Jian Chi to the place where he lives to familiarize himself with the environment."
"As ordered!"
The disciple suppressed his laughter and saluted Jian Chi: "Senior Jian Chi, please."
Jian Chi was dumbfounded.
He more or less guessed something, Ye Nan was clearly trying to amuse him.
But he had no choice but to bow his head under the eaves!He could only follow his disciples.
"correct."
Just two steps away, Ye Nan suddenly said: "Jian Chi, you are very powerful, come to Zizhu Hall tomorrow and try my apprentice Shangguan Waner's tricks."
try?
Jian Chi almost vomited blood from the anger.
He is a disciple from the Yin-Yang Holy Land, and he is also a strong man in the third heaven of the Martial Emperor Realm.
You must know that in this huge Eastern Desolation, no one has ever been able to cultivate to the Martial King Realm for thousands of years.
But it's a strong man of his level who actually tries a trick on a weak apprentice at the Condensation Realm...?
When did King Wu become so humble?
However, Jian Chi still suppressed the emotions in his heart, put on a smiling face, and respectfully clasped his fists and said: "Of course."
"Okay, let's go."
Ye Nan said lightly.
With Ye Nan's consent, Jian Chi turned around and followed the leading disciple.
Along a winding dirt road full of mud eggs, the disciple brought Jian Chi to a very hidden place in Zizhu Peak, where the men's toilet was.
"Senior Sword Chi, this is your residence. I've already set up the plank. Please use it slowly."
After speaking, the disciple suppressed a smile, covered his nose and walked away.
That anger in Jian Chi's heart!
Looking around, there are thorn bushes as high as a person everywhere, and the ground is full of paths stepped on by humans. The breeze blows and the dust is flying.
Looking sideways at the latrine, I saw that this latrine was an aqua toilet, and one could smell a disgusting smell even without going in, it was terribly dirty.
"Damn it!"
Jian Chi cursed viciously, but didn't dare to curse out loud, so he could only lower his voice and swallow his anger.
In the end, he didn't live in any toilet, anyway, there was no one around here, so he took out the storage bag he carried with him, took out a piece of strong fabric and hung it on a tree, made a hammock, and lay on it.
"After dark, I will kill that old man first!"
Jian Chi took off a piece of wool grass and bit it in his mouth, he had already made up his mind, when it was dark, he would attack and kill Mr. Xu first while no one was paying attention.
According to memory.
When Yan Nantian led the entire Eastern Wasteland to besiege Yi Jianzong, although Xu Lao's sword flattened thousands of ancestors, the cultivation base of those thousands of ancestors was only at the level of Martial Lords, even half a step away. King Wu didn't have any.
Jian Chi is confident that with his strength at the third level of the Martial King Realm, killing an old man is not as easy as killing a chicken.
Moreover, Mr. Xu also lost a right arm, maybe it would be easier for him to kill a chicken.
While thinking, Jian Chi lay quietly on the hammock, looking up at the sun.
It was noon at this time, the scorching sun was shining brightly, and a group of flies "buzzing and buzzing" were flying around, making Jian Chi feel as disgusted as possible.
"Damn it, kill it!"
At a certain moment, Jian Chi slapped himself on the face, killing a mosquito immediately, and the mosquito was still bleeding from his own blood.
"Good fight, good fight!"
In the dark, Ye Nan pushed aside the tall thorn bushes, and said with an unkind smile.
Just now he used the hidden breath technique, and has been secretly following Jian Chi to this place.
Behind him, Zhang Xian followed.
"Elder Ye, are you going to push this person into a hurry?"
Zhang Xian asked in a low voice.
But there was an unkind expression on his face, cheap and cheap.
Ye Nan whispered: "Don't worry, if it were you, I'm afraid I'd be in a hurry, but he won't say anything."
Zhang Xian still wanted to say something, but when he got to his mouth, he suddenly found that Jian Chi slapped himself on the face again, and cursed: "There are so many mosquitoes and flies flying around. Is this a place where people live?" !"
Immediately, he jumped out of the hammock in a frenzy and frizz, circulated the spiritual power in his body, formed a transparent protective mask, and sat cross-legged on the ground.
With the protection of the photomask, the mosquitoes and flies around the toilet couldn't get close to him immediately, and even the moment they touched his photomask, they immediately exploded into a cloud of dust.
"What kind of skill is there?"
Ye Nan in the dark exclaimed.
Zhang Xian said with an unvirtuous smile: "Uncle Shi, why don't I give him something fun?"
Ye Nan was overjoyed, and hurriedly asked, "What's so fun?"
"It's noon now, isn't it time to eat? Bring him some big fish and meat, and see if he's in the mood to eat it."
Zhang Xian smiled badly.
Ye Nan's eyes lit up, and he said in surprise: "Zhang Xian, you really belong to me, why didn't I realize that you are so 'virtuous' before!"
Zhang Xian chuckled, but still showed an innocent expression, and said, "Master, didn't you learn all of this from you?!"
"Go! Go! Go."
Ye Nan spread his hands, showing a more innocent expression, and said with a smirk: "You are better than blue, don't say you learned from me later, I can't afford it, hehe."
After the joke was over, Zhang Xian sent a voice transmission to Zongmen dining room.
Soon, the voice transmission came back, and the content was only five words: "You are welcome!"
Time flies, and after half a stick of incense, a dining room disciple rushed forward with a food box, smelling the smell of meat.
"Senior Jian Chi, you have worked hard to take care of the toilet, this is lunch, use it lightly."
After speaking, the dining room disciple left.
"Wow, it smells so good!"
Jian Chi lifted the lid of the food box, and at a glance, he saw a shiny yellow roast chicken, the second layer of the food box was crispy and rotten pork leg, and there was a huge sauced elbow.
Take a sip and feel happy.
At this moment, Jian Chi suddenly thought of something and came back to his senses.
Damn, I almost forgot it was next to the toilet.
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