Grandmaster Gao Wu
Chapter 249 I'll Give You a Chance to Pick Up a Corpse Idol
At this moment, the weather is clear and the sky is full of sunset clouds.
Suddenly a thunderbolt from the blue, that's really weird.
Qin Peng saw a blurry figure running away from the place struck by the lightning.
"This, isn't it too strange? Why did it suddenly thunder?" Fang Bian was very surprised.
"If something goes wrong, there must be a monster! Maybe there are some monsters haunting there." Qin Peng said with a smile.
Qin Peng felt a little regretful in his heart.
What a pity, this thunderbolt looks quite powerful, why didn't it kill that demon girl?
"Oh, I thought it was you who made the noise." Fang Bian looked at Qin Peng thoughtfully and said.
"Haha! You think too highly of me. I don't cultivate immortals, how can I have such immortal skills?" Qin Peng laughed.
"It seems that the witch should have left." Fang Bian said.
"It should be like this." Qin Peng nodded.
At this time, Sun Lutang's voice sounded in Qin Peng's mind: "Okay, the other party has been driven away. I didn't expect this lightning technique to be really useful. Unfortunately, the aiming head is too far away, and the chop is crooked."
"Thank you, Master Sun." Qin Peng hurriedly thanked Sun Lutang with his consciousness.
The witch has already fled, Qin Pengxin said, my strategy can be implemented just right.
"Qin Peng, do you really want to drink some? There is not much wine in the bottle." Fang Bian said, shaking the bottle of Wuliangye.
"Don't tempt me, I'm really not interested in that thing. Teacher Fang, are you worried about your own safety now?" Qin Peng asked with a smile.
"It's true that I'm a little worried. But, so what? I can only bite the bullet and face it. Qin Peng, if you see me next time and find that there is something wrong with me, then be sure. It was me who was controlled by that woman again. At that time, I don't ask for anything else, I just ask you to give me a good time, just kill me." Fang Bian said.
Said, Fang Bian raised his neck, and took another big gulp of wine.
The wine in the bottle has already bottomed out a bit.
This is Wuliangye at 52 degrees.
Fang Bian drank a bottle by himself and drank a little too hard. At this time, he was already a little drunk.
Qin Peng shook his head, and said to himself, it seems that Fang Bian's drinking capacity is not particularly large!
For people who really drink a lot, drinking a bottle of liquor is like having fun, and they won't get drunk at all.
"Teacher Fang, what are you talking about! You are a little drunk." Qin Peng said.
"No! I'm not drunk! Alcohol is the grandson of the dead. The more I drink, the more sober I become!" Fang Bian said, his head tilted, and he fell asleep on the table.
I rub!
Qin Peng shook his head.
He said to himself, this is a problem for me.
Unexpectedly, he was completely drunk?
Qin Peng helped Fang Bian up, and he let him lean against the cabin, and then, Qin Peng began to pinch Fang Bian's face.
His face pinching technique has become more and more proficient at this moment.
Therefore, pinch your face and get familiar with the road, and the speed is very fast.
Not long after, Qin Peng pinched Fang Bian's face to look exactly like Qin Peng himself.
Both of them have the shortest crew cut, and there is not much difference in head shape.
Qin Peng looked at his work.
He thinks it's not bad, the current Fang Bian is [-]% similar to his own face.
Qin Peng himself took out a small mirror, facing the mirror, he began to modify his own facial features according to Fang Bian's face.
In a few minutes, it's almost done.
Facing the mirror, Qin Peng imitated Fang Bian's tone of voice and habitual expression and made a few faces. He felt that there was still a certain resemblance.
It's just that the clothes on the two are not the same.
Qin Peng originally wanted to change his clothes.
However, as soon as he smelled the disgusting smell of alcohol on Fang Bian's body, he couldn't take it anymore.
"Boatman!"
Qin Peng opened his mouth and called the boatman who was sitting on the bow smoking a cigarette.
"Sir, what's the matter?" The boatman turned his head and asked.
"Roll the boat back," Qin Peng said.
"Oh well!"
As soon as the boatman agreed, he shook the boat and slowly leaned towards the shore.
When he reached the shore, Qin Peng stretched out his hand to support Fang Bian. At this moment, Fang Bian was as drunk as a puddle of mud.He couldn't stand himself at all.
Qin Peng could only help him walk to the shore.
Because the bill had already been settled, Qin Peng supported Fang Bian, and he took out his mobile phone to call the female driver just now.
As soon as the phone is dialed, it goes through: "Who is it?"
The delicate voice was a little lazy.
Qin Peng coughed lightly, imitating Fang Bian's accent and said: "I am Fang Bian, the person who took your car just now, your car is still waiting for us, right?"
"Yes, yes! Teacher Fang, I saw you! God! Is Qin Peng drunk?" The female driver hurried over from a short distance while talking on the phone.
"Yes, he drank too much. Let's go back now." Qin Peng said.
"Let's go! Huh?!" The female driver looked at Qin Peng and the two, she was a little surprised.
Qin Pengxin said, could it be that he saw a flaw?
If she sees the flaw, I'm afraid I won't be able to pass the disguise.
"What's wrong?" Qin Peng asked while helping Fang Bian to walk.
"Hee hee! It's nothing." The female driver gave Qin Peng a meaningful look and said.
Qin Peng was a little baffled by this look.
At the same time, there is still a little bit of creepiness.
Because, he felt that the female driver's eyes were a little scary, as if she had seen through something.
Qin Peng supported Fang Bian and walked quickly.
He is very strong now, and a 160-jin Fang Bian in his hands is about as small as a small chicken.
Go to the taxi.
The female driver opened the car door, Qin Peng helped Fang Bian into the car, and he got in too.
But, he was thinking, how to arrange Fang Bian?
Put him in a hotel first?Then he left to live in Fang Bian's house?
It seems that this is the only way to do it.
"Teacher Fang, where are you going?" The female driver turned her head and asked.
"Go to the hotel." Qin Peng said, "Let's find a five-star hotel."
"Oh! You guys are not enjoying yourself on the boat, why don't you find a hotel and continue?" the female driver said with a smile.
I rub!
What do you mean by that?
"What are you doing? What can you two elders do? Qin Peng is drunk, I will send him to the hotel to arrange a room, and then I will leave." Qin Peng said angrily.
"Heck! Get in a hurry. You're in a hurry when you just said that. Don't worry, actually. I understand. You like the difficult game of male on top of male." The female driver said while driving.
Qin Peng was a little crazy.
"It's best not to joke about this kind of thing, okay? I don't like it." Qin Peng said.
"Teacher Fang, don't worry. In fact, I don't discriminate against you. I think this is a normal need for you and deserves sympathy." The female driver said.
I go!
This is hard to argue with.
"We have nothing to do with each other! Besides, I'm also a straight man! I only like women!" Qin Peng said.
"Then, why did you change your clothes? I remembered just now that you were wearing Qin Peng's clothes! And Qin Peng was wearing your teacher Fang's clothes." The female driver said.
It turned out that it was because of this that she misunderstood her!
This is really inexplicable!
Qin Peng smiled and said, "It's because of this that you misunderstood me? Don't you think it's too shallow?"
"Hee hee! We are shallow people, and we are very gossipy! Teacher Fang, how is it? Does it really feel good to meet men? Do you feel good with women?" The female driver said again.
"You man, I really don't know how to talk to you. That's good, aren't you a fan of Qin Peng?" Qin Peng said.
"That's right! I'm a fan of Qin Peng, but now I feel very complicated." The female driver said with a smile.
"Since you are a fan of Qin Peng, that's fine. When you arrive in the city later, you can take him to your house and treat him whatever you want. How about you?" Qin Peng said.
The female driver was taken aback.
"Oh? What do you mean? You want me to take him away? Give me a chance to get close to him?" asked the female driver.
"Yes, that's it." Qin Peng said.
"Really? Isn't he your gay friend? Are you willing?" the female driver asked.
"Again, he's not my gay friend, and he and I are both straight men of steel! Let my buddy have an affair, and I think he won't complain about me when he wakes up." Qin Peng said.
The female driver hesitated for a moment and asked, "Are you joking?"
"Do you think I'm joking?" Qin Peng shrugged and said.
"Oh, yes! Then I accept your offer! However, he is so drunk that I can't move him alone." The female driver said.
"That's your business. I believe you will be able to find a solution." Qin Peng shrugged and said.
"You are so ruthless, so you also know that a seemingly delicate woman is actually the strongest in resisting pressure, hee hee! Don't worry, give him to me, even if I drag him, I will drag him to me I went to bed." The female driver said with a coquettish smile.
"Very good! However, I suggest you don't play too dangerous moves, you know?" Qin Peng said.
"I know, now that he looks like this, it seems that he can only be below, alas! I have to move it myself. It's really a bit hard." The female driver said.
After talking, I arrived in the city.
Qin Peng saw that there was a lot of traffic on the road, so he asked the female driver to stop.
"I'll just get off here, and I hope you can take him home directly or find another safe place, and don't go anywhere, okay?" Qin Peng said to the female driver.
"Don't worry, I will be very obedient." The female driver said.
"I'll pay you the remaining 500 yuan." Qin Peng said to the female driver.
"No, you gave me such a chance to get close to my idol. I think I should give you money. I think we'll settle it." The female driver said.
"That's good! I'm getting out of the car." Qin Peng got out of the car.
The female driver drove away with Fang Bian, who was already drunk.
Qin Peng thought, Fang Bian shouldn't be in any danger anymore, right?
At most, he was squeezed several times by that woman.
With that in mind, he walked to the opposite side of the road.
Fang Bian temporarily rented a house in the outskirts of the city.
Qin Peng has already asked for the specific address.
He stood by the side of the road waiting for a taxi.
At this time, he turned on his phone and glanced at WeChat, and saw Li Mengqi talking to himself: "Qin Peng, when are you coming back?"
Qin Peng blinked.
He thought to himself, he had to make up another reason to explain it.
He had never been away at night before.
Qin Peng thought for a while, and replied: "Mr. Fang and I are still drinking. We have a good chat. I don't know when it will be. Maybe we won't go back tonight."
"Oh, well, I didn't expect that you two could chat so well. That's fine, let's talk, and don't drink too much, you know?" Li Mengqi responded.
"Understood. Go to bed early, sister Mengqi." Qin Peng replied.
As soon as he finished this sentence, he saw a taxi driving over.
Qin Peng hurriedly stopped him and sat in.
He told the master the address.
The master driver shrank his neck and said, "It's really biased. I won't be able to pull anyone back."
Qin Peng said, "I'll give you the money for the return trip, isn't it okay?"
"That's good, that's good! Thank you!" The driver was very happy.
After all, generous passengers are rare.
Arriving at Fang Bian's rented place by car, Qin Peng got out of the car after paying the fare.
He found that the place where Fang Bian rented was almost considered a village.
A very remote urban village.
Fang Bian rented a yard by himself.
Qin Peng walked to the yard, he took out the key and opened the door of the yard.
Suddenly a thunderbolt from the blue, that's really weird.
Qin Peng saw a blurry figure running away from the place struck by the lightning.
"This, isn't it too strange? Why did it suddenly thunder?" Fang Bian was very surprised.
"If something goes wrong, there must be a monster! Maybe there are some monsters haunting there." Qin Peng said with a smile.
Qin Peng felt a little regretful in his heart.
What a pity, this thunderbolt looks quite powerful, why didn't it kill that demon girl?
"Oh, I thought it was you who made the noise." Fang Bian looked at Qin Peng thoughtfully and said.
"Haha! You think too highly of me. I don't cultivate immortals, how can I have such immortal skills?" Qin Peng laughed.
"It seems that the witch should have left." Fang Bian said.
"It should be like this." Qin Peng nodded.
At this time, Sun Lutang's voice sounded in Qin Peng's mind: "Okay, the other party has been driven away. I didn't expect this lightning technique to be really useful. Unfortunately, the aiming head is too far away, and the chop is crooked."
"Thank you, Master Sun." Qin Peng hurriedly thanked Sun Lutang with his consciousness.
The witch has already fled, Qin Pengxin said, my strategy can be implemented just right.
"Qin Peng, do you really want to drink some? There is not much wine in the bottle." Fang Bian said, shaking the bottle of Wuliangye.
"Don't tempt me, I'm really not interested in that thing. Teacher Fang, are you worried about your own safety now?" Qin Peng asked with a smile.
"It's true that I'm a little worried. But, so what? I can only bite the bullet and face it. Qin Peng, if you see me next time and find that there is something wrong with me, then be sure. It was me who was controlled by that woman again. At that time, I don't ask for anything else, I just ask you to give me a good time, just kill me." Fang Bian said.
Said, Fang Bian raised his neck, and took another big gulp of wine.
The wine in the bottle has already bottomed out a bit.
This is Wuliangye at 52 degrees.
Fang Bian drank a bottle by himself and drank a little too hard. At this time, he was already a little drunk.
Qin Peng shook his head, and said to himself, it seems that Fang Bian's drinking capacity is not particularly large!
For people who really drink a lot, drinking a bottle of liquor is like having fun, and they won't get drunk at all.
"Teacher Fang, what are you talking about! You are a little drunk." Qin Peng said.
"No! I'm not drunk! Alcohol is the grandson of the dead. The more I drink, the more sober I become!" Fang Bian said, his head tilted, and he fell asleep on the table.
I rub!
Qin Peng shook his head.
He said to himself, this is a problem for me.
Unexpectedly, he was completely drunk?
Qin Peng helped Fang Bian up, and he let him lean against the cabin, and then, Qin Peng began to pinch Fang Bian's face.
His face pinching technique has become more and more proficient at this moment.
Therefore, pinch your face and get familiar with the road, and the speed is very fast.
Not long after, Qin Peng pinched Fang Bian's face to look exactly like Qin Peng himself.
Both of them have the shortest crew cut, and there is not much difference in head shape.
Qin Peng looked at his work.
He thinks it's not bad, the current Fang Bian is [-]% similar to his own face.
Qin Peng himself took out a small mirror, facing the mirror, he began to modify his own facial features according to Fang Bian's face.
In a few minutes, it's almost done.
Facing the mirror, Qin Peng imitated Fang Bian's tone of voice and habitual expression and made a few faces. He felt that there was still a certain resemblance.
It's just that the clothes on the two are not the same.
Qin Peng originally wanted to change his clothes.
However, as soon as he smelled the disgusting smell of alcohol on Fang Bian's body, he couldn't take it anymore.
"Boatman!"
Qin Peng opened his mouth and called the boatman who was sitting on the bow smoking a cigarette.
"Sir, what's the matter?" The boatman turned his head and asked.
"Roll the boat back," Qin Peng said.
"Oh well!"
As soon as the boatman agreed, he shook the boat and slowly leaned towards the shore.
When he reached the shore, Qin Peng stretched out his hand to support Fang Bian. At this moment, Fang Bian was as drunk as a puddle of mud.He couldn't stand himself at all.
Qin Peng could only help him walk to the shore.
Because the bill had already been settled, Qin Peng supported Fang Bian, and he took out his mobile phone to call the female driver just now.
As soon as the phone is dialed, it goes through: "Who is it?"
The delicate voice was a little lazy.
Qin Peng coughed lightly, imitating Fang Bian's accent and said: "I am Fang Bian, the person who took your car just now, your car is still waiting for us, right?"
"Yes, yes! Teacher Fang, I saw you! God! Is Qin Peng drunk?" The female driver hurried over from a short distance while talking on the phone.
"Yes, he drank too much. Let's go back now." Qin Peng said.
"Let's go! Huh?!" The female driver looked at Qin Peng and the two, she was a little surprised.
Qin Pengxin said, could it be that he saw a flaw?
If she sees the flaw, I'm afraid I won't be able to pass the disguise.
"What's wrong?" Qin Peng asked while helping Fang Bian to walk.
"Hee hee! It's nothing." The female driver gave Qin Peng a meaningful look and said.
Qin Peng was a little baffled by this look.
At the same time, there is still a little bit of creepiness.
Because, he felt that the female driver's eyes were a little scary, as if she had seen through something.
Qin Peng supported Fang Bian and walked quickly.
He is very strong now, and a 160-jin Fang Bian in his hands is about as small as a small chicken.
Go to the taxi.
The female driver opened the car door, Qin Peng helped Fang Bian into the car, and he got in too.
But, he was thinking, how to arrange Fang Bian?
Put him in a hotel first?Then he left to live in Fang Bian's house?
It seems that this is the only way to do it.
"Teacher Fang, where are you going?" The female driver turned her head and asked.
"Go to the hotel." Qin Peng said, "Let's find a five-star hotel."
"Oh! You guys are not enjoying yourself on the boat, why don't you find a hotel and continue?" the female driver said with a smile.
I rub!
What do you mean by that?
"What are you doing? What can you two elders do? Qin Peng is drunk, I will send him to the hotel to arrange a room, and then I will leave." Qin Peng said angrily.
"Heck! Get in a hurry. You're in a hurry when you just said that. Don't worry, actually. I understand. You like the difficult game of male on top of male." The female driver said while driving.
Qin Peng was a little crazy.
"It's best not to joke about this kind of thing, okay? I don't like it." Qin Peng said.
"Teacher Fang, don't worry. In fact, I don't discriminate against you. I think this is a normal need for you and deserves sympathy." The female driver said.
I go!
This is hard to argue with.
"We have nothing to do with each other! Besides, I'm also a straight man! I only like women!" Qin Peng said.
"Then, why did you change your clothes? I remembered just now that you were wearing Qin Peng's clothes! And Qin Peng was wearing your teacher Fang's clothes." The female driver said.
It turned out that it was because of this that she misunderstood her!
This is really inexplicable!
Qin Peng smiled and said, "It's because of this that you misunderstood me? Don't you think it's too shallow?"
"Hee hee! We are shallow people, and we are very gossipy! Teacher Fang, how is it? Does it really feel good to meet men? Do you feel good with women?" The female driver said again.
"You man, I really don't know how to talk to you. That's good, aren't you a fan of Qin Peng?" Qin Peng said.
"That's right! I'm a fan of Qin Peng, but now I feel very complicated." The female driver said with a smile.
"Since you are a fan of Qin Peng, that's fine. When you arrive in the city later, you can take him to your house and treat him whatever you want. How about you?" Qin Peng said.
The female driver was taken aback.
"Oh? What do you mean? You want me to take him away? Give me a chance to get close to him?" asked the female driver.
"Yes, that's it." Qin Peng said.
"Really? Isn't he your gay friend? Are you willing?" the female driver asked.
"Again, he's not my gay friend, and he and I are both straight men of steel! Let my buddy have an affair, and I think he won't complain about me when he wakes up." Qin Peng said.
The female driver hesitated for a moment and asked, "Are you joking?"
"Do you think I'm joking?" Qin Peng shrugged and said.
"Oh, yes! Then I accept your offer! However, he is so drunk that I can't move him alone." The female driver said.
"That's your business. I believe you will be able to find a solution." Qin Peng shrugged and said.
"You are so ruthless, so you also know that a seemingly delicate woman is actually the strongest in resisting pressure, hee hee! Don't worry, give him to me, even if I drag him, I will drag him to me I went to bed." The female driver said with a coquettish smile.
"Very good! However, I suggest you don't play too dangerous moves, you know?" Qin Peng said.
"I know, now that he looks like this, it seems that he can only be below, alas! I have to move it myself. It's really a bit hard." The female driver said.
After talking, I arrived in the city.
Qin Peng saw that there was a lot of traffic on the road, so he asked the female driver to stop.
"I'll just get off here, and I hope you can take him home directly or find another safe place, and don't go anywhere, okay?" Qin Peng said to the female driver.
"Don't worry, I will be very obedient." The female driver said.
"I'll pay you the remaining 500 yuan." Qin Peng said to the female driver.
"No, you gave me such a chance to get close to my idol. I think I should give you money. I think we'll settle it." The female driver said.
"That's good! I'm getting out of the car." Qin Peng got out of the car.
The female driver drove away with Fang Bian, who was already drunk.
Qin Peng thought, Fang Bian shouldn't be in any danger anymore, right?
At most, he was squeezed several times by that woman.
With that in mind, he walked to the opposite side of the road.
Fang Bian temporarily rented a house in the outskirts of the city.
Qin Peng has already asked for the specific address.
He stood by the side of the road waiting for a taxi.
At this time, he turned on his phone and glanced at WeChat, and saw Li Mengqi talking to himself: "Qin Peng, when are you coming back?"
Qin Peng blinked.
He thought to himself, he had to make up another reason to explain it.
He had never been away at night before.
Qin Peng thought for a while, and replied: "Mr. Fang and I are still drinking. We have a good chat. I don't know when it will be. Maybe we won't go back tonight."
"Oh, well, I didn't expect that you two could chat so well. That's fine, let's talk, and don't drink too much, you know?" Li Mengqi responded.
"Understood. Go to bed early, sister Mengqi." Qin Peng replied.
As soon as he finished this sentence, he saw a taxi driving over.
Qin Peng hurriedly stopped him and sat in.
He told the master the address.
The master driver shrank his neck and said, "It's really biased. I won't be able to pull anyone back."
Qin Peng said, "I'll give you the money for the return trip, isn't it okay?"
"That's good, that's good! Thank you!" The driver was very happy.
After all, generous passengers are rare.
Arriving at Fang Bian's rented place by car, Qin Peng got out of the car after paying the fare.
He found that the place where Fang Bian rented was almost considered a village.
A very remote urban village.
Fang Bian rented a yard by himself.
Qin Peng walked to the yard, he took out the key and opened the door of the yard.
You'll Also Like
-
Undead Poison Milk: Poison is infinitely stacked, shocking the school beauty
Chapter 459 1 hours ago -
The world's top martial artist: I can optimize everything!
Chapter 236 1 hours ago -
Reborn again, invincible with 999 lifetimes of memory
Chapter 476 1 hours ago -
Break off relations at the beginning! The real daughter variety show is a hit
Chapter 489 1 hours ago -
Hong Huang: I, the ancestor of the dragon clan, will never come out!
Chapter 416 1 hours ago -
Online game: Confession of love to a noble daughter at the beginning
Chapter 372 1 hours ago -
The online game has come to reality, and I have upgraded billions of times
Chapter 183 1 hours ago -
Successfully confessed to the goddess and unlocked the Abyss-level Sword Domain
Chapter 180 1 hours ago -
Hogwarts' Wizarding Throne
Chapter 487 1 hours ago -
Super Game Upgrade Summoning System
Chapter 1779 9 hours ago