I went to practice after being unemployed

Small bridges and flowing water, the moonlight is charming.

Hong Chen couldn't be happy anyway.

Unemployed again!

Looking at the postdoctoral certificate from a world-class university in his hand, he shook his head and gave a wry smile before throwing it out forcefully.

Hey... the certificate bought for ten yuan is really unreliable!

The breeze was blowing on his slightly thinner cheeks, and it also disturbed his restless heart.

At the age of 13, his family was in decline, his parents died, and the listed company with a market value of [-] billion was usurped by his own uncle.

Overnight, Hongchen, the head of the four young masters in the capital, became a homeless vagabond.

Penniless and desperate!
In the end, I sold a suit of big-name clothes at a low price, and I survived.

After two years of hard work, my life has gradually improved, and I have successfully entered the South Beauty Leather Factory, and my monthly salary has reached an astonishing 2000 yuan!
Delicious! ! !
Life finally has hope, and a bright future seems to be beckoning to me!

Unexpectedly, the company went bankrupt last month, and the boss ran away overnight with his sister-in-law on his shoulders.

God, it collapsed overnight!

Man, still that dick.

The girlfriend rushed out of the door, so that I could only draw the curtains to deal with it for the time being.

Hey...the so-called oath is not worth a wad of banknotes after all.

Hongchen smiled wryly, his eyes full of unwillingness, and everything returned to the original point.

"Mommy, this brother is so pitiful!"

"Don't talk to fools!"

The glamorous young woman bent down, picked up the little girl and ran away.

Hongchen: "...to A?"

But at this moment, there was a violent thunder explosion in the sky, and a white light instantly enveloped Hongchen.

[Ding, host detected!Checking the matching degree...]

【Please wait! 】

"...???"

system?

Hongchen was stunned all of a sudden!
The dog-blood adventure that only appeared in the novel, unexpectedly let me encounter it!
However, what kind of operation is this detection matching degree?

Hong Chen: "How long do we have to wait?"

[I will die later, the system is still testing...]

Well, beat you.

Hongchen sat down on the ground, gnawing on white steamed buns boredly.

This system still has a little personality!
[Ding, the test was successful!The matching degree is only 0.0000000001%! 】

[Garbage host, never see you again! 】

I wipe? !
Nima, why are you still scolding people!
Hongchen's head was full of black lines.

But he is not the one who suffers, so he opened his mouth and scolded: "You are the fucking Les! Your whole family is Les! The Les system!"

【Damn it, you have such a trashy physique. It's the first time I've seen you in hundreds of millions of years. I'm you. I've been killed by bean curd a long time ago! 】

"You are the color, trash! There is no physique that cannot be matched, only a system that cannot be matched!"

[You say I am incompetent?Laozi is the largest system in the universe, you say Laozi is incompetent?When Laozi was invincible, you were still a single cell! 】

"Still invincible? You coax a three-year-old child! If you are capable, don't get lost! If you have the guts, match one and show me!"

[Matching is matching, I am afraid of whoever I am! 】

"proceed if you can!"

【Ding!Forced match mode begins! 】

Hongchen secretly rejoiced, the old bastard is still fighting with Lao Tzu!
If I want you to go down, you have to go down obediently!

But why is there no response?
It's been 10 minutes!

Could it be... is it dead?
It really is a garbage system!
This system is probably a prototype of the first generation, right?

The function is not perfect, BUG is a big push, it won't cause any sequelae when it is attached to the body.

He suddenly regretted it.

"Hey...why don't you force yourself?"

Hong Chen kindly reminded.

[This system never gives up, you just wait for a slap in the face! 】

Hongchen: "(-ω-;)..."

An hour later, still no response.

Hongchen couldn't sit still, "Why don't you restart it and see?"

[This system has restarted 100 times! 】

Nima...

A broken computer with three hundred hands is not so slow!
No, you can change to a solid state and add a memory stick, okay?

Could it be... Poisoned?
I want to return it!
This is not the system I want!
【Ding!Matched successfully!I'm exhausted! ! ! 】

Sure enough, there was a strange aura in this head, and its shadow could be vaguely seen in the haze.

[Slap me in the face!I never brag! 】

you cow!

But Hongchen was still worried, "Does this need to be activated?"

[Use your brain, can it be used without activation? 】

Infinite contempt from the system.

It's okay for this guy to have poor physique, but his brain is not working well.

"Then activate it, are you waiting for supper?"

【……(((;;)))】

[Ding, the cultivation system has been successfully activated! 】

[Do you want to set foot on the road to heaven in one step?Do you want to look down on the world overnight and be invincible in the universe?Do you want to become the supreme fairy king? 】

Hongchen was stunned and excited, so powerful?
Did I misunderstand it?

"miss you!"

[Wash up and sleep, that kind of good thing doesn't even get to you!Practice honestly, don't always think that toads want to eat swan meat! 】

Hongchen: "[○｀Д ○]...not so awesome, what are you talking about?"

【…】

[This system is a task support system, and tasks are released from time to time. The host must complete them within the specified time, otherwise they will be severely punished! 】

[Ding, the mission system is on! 】

"Wait, isn't there a gift package for beginners?"

Hongchen is in a hurry, this time he has to do a task!

[You play a lot of online games, you!Returning the gift pack for newbies, can those gifts be good things?This system is the unique top system in the world, there is no free gift package! 】

your sister!
Stingy also said so fresh and refined!
What a wolf with a big tail without fur!
[Detect the host insulting the system, and accept the punishment after 3 seconds! 】

What the hell!

Hongchen is in a hurry, this system is too narrow-minded!
【3! 】

"What kind of punishment do you say, let me make preparations!"

【2! 】

"Hey... Nima!"

【1! 】

A bolt of lightning fell from the sky, crackling, and directly knocked Hongchen three meters away, and plunged into the river.

"Huh..."

Hongchen was dizzy from being hacked, the outside was crispy and the inside was tender, and a smell of meat wafted out.

"Damn it! What immoral thing did that kid do? God can't stand it anymore!"

"Forget it. Poor guy peeing by the river, he regrets not having chickens!"

【Ding!Detecting that the host's physique is improving! 】

【Ding!The task of strengthening physical fitness begins! 】

[The effect of lightning strikes is remarkable, continue to strike! 】

Hongchen: "(;OдO)... Nima, is this a task or a punishment?"

But there was no time for him to think too much, lightning bolts came down as soon as he said, crackling, sparks charged, and hit Hongchen's various acupuncture points accurately.

And Hongchen was like a leaking balloon, drawing wonderful arcs in the air one after another.

"Fuck! This kid is going to heaven!"

The 90-year-old grandpa was stunned. After living for such a long time, he could still see such a wonderful scene, and he felt that he would die without regret.

"Fight 120!"

Someone shouted.

"It's so cold, one step is in place, just call the funeral parlor..."

"Hey...you don't work hard when you are young, but you get struck by lightning when you grow up!"

[Detecting that the host is insulting the system, increase the lightning strike! ! ! 】