Monsters are raging: the immeasurable golden body blows up everything

Wang Sifan and the big black dog were waiting in the park for the boy to return in victory. Two hours later, the handsome boy walked into the park, covering his face and crying loudly.Seeing Wang Sifan and the big black dog sitting on the bench, they cursed:
"You liar made me miserable. You ruined my first love just like that."

"What's wrong, little brother"

Wang Sifan asked with a puzzled look.

"You still have the nerve to say, what kind of rabbit did you give me? You gave me a roasted rabbit, or half a rabbit. My deskmate scolded me for being too cruel, saying that rabbits are so cute, how can I kill them? It was hard to get her After coaxing, I thought that this rabbit should not be wasted. As soon as I gave my tablemate a bite, she burst into tears, and you are so fucking hot."

"Xiao Fanzi, I told you that salt and pepper tastes delicious, but you don't believe me, you have to buy something so spicy. Not to mention my little girl, I've already drank two bottles of water now."

The big black dog also criticized Wang Sifan angrily.

"It's too spicy, so you didn't eat less just now. I took two bites of the half and let you eat it all."

"Oh, boy, you didn't make it clear. I thought young people like to eat this now, and it's my fault."

Wang Sifan said with a guilty face.

"Don't fool me, I think you did it on purpose. And your acrobatic love letter:

me and your girlfriend

tie the knot
welcome to my wedding
Do you remember to follow the gift

You tmd this is also called Tibetan acrostic?My grandma can write with her feet better than you.After watching it, my deskmate scolded me for being a scumbag and slapped me.He also said he never wanted to see me again.Woohoo, see if I don't kill you. "

The handsome boy rushed towards Wang Sifan crying.

Wang Sifan easily stopped the handsome young man, and continued to comfort him:
"Little brother, how can you give up the whole forest because of one tree? Rabbits don't eat grass by the side of their nests, and don't look for mates at school. There are not many in number, not to mention the quality is not good. Now your task is to study hard , don't put your mind on other things. When you go to college, you won't find any kind of beautiful girl. "

"Really, bro. Are all college girls pretty?"

After drinking Wang Sifan's big bowl of poisonous chicken soup, the handsome young man asked with a sob.

"certainly"

Wang Sifan, who had never been to college, said with longing.

"That's not okay, you have to compensate me. Otherwise, I will call the police and say that you cheated children of money."

The handsome young man threatened with a stubborn face.

"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, come here with my ear." After speaking, Wang Sifan whispered into the handsome young man's ear.

After listening to this, the handsome young man finally laughed through his tears, and rushed home impatiently.The big black dog looked at Wang Sifan with a surprised look on his face, and still didn't understand how Wang Sifan coaxed him well.

"Xiao Fanzi, what did you tell him? Just now he looked like he was going to eat you alive, but he ran home happily in a blink of an eye."

"It's nothing, it's just a mysterious website passed down by the predecessors. You won't understand it if you tell me. I'm in a really good mood today because I saved a boy who lost his footing."

Wang Sifan stretched his waist and said with a smile on his face.

The big black dog nodded half-understood, looked at the smiling Wang Sifan, and happily sang the songs he had learned on his mobile phone.

"The light of righteousness shines on the earth..."

After rescuing a boy who lost his footing, one person and one dog are in a good mood.Helping others is the foundation of happiness, and the ancients never deceived me.On the way home, one person and one dog studied the future development plan.

The two of them decided to take the temporary job as a side job and the bounty hunter as the main job, and to carry out more free missions issued by the Secret Service.This money is much faster than being a temporary worker, and it can also improve one's own authority and obtain special items.

And there are a lot of special missions released, which can easily trigger combat missions in the single dog system.What tasks to do can be freely chosen, and both of them can decide whether to do it or not, which greatly reduces the time for them to randomly trigger tasks. Doing more combat tasks can not only obtain more rewards, but also accumulate their own combat experience.

Constant fighting can make them grow stronger a lot. Only by constantly becoming stronger can they better deal with future dangers.Wang Sifan had a hunch that the world in the future might not be so peaceful.

Batian, who has a single dog system, does not look like a savior should be.Still looking like a fool, besides eating, he is playing.Even cultivation requires constant supervision from Wang Sifan.

Sometimes even Wang Sifan thinks that this world is going to be completely over.The big black dog Batian, the savior, just came and went through the motions, playing soy sauce.It is the last bit of false psychological comfort that God gives to people in this world.

Thinking of this, Wang Sifan couldn't help laughing.I am really worrying too much, I don't know what will happen to the future world.Even if the sky falls, there will be a tall man to hold it up, so there's no need for me to worry about it here.

Just when Wang Sifan was thinking wildly.The big black dog still complained heartlessly.

"Xiao Fanzi, my uncle is hungry, so who can eat that half a rabbit? You are so hot all the time. As a result, my uncle drank a lot of water, and after a few pisses, his stomach was empty again."

The big black dog looked very dissatisfied, and crazily complained about Wang Sifan.

"Are you a dog or a pig? You have to eat 8 meals a day. Also, don't defecate anywhere, or the urban management will catch you and confiscate your crime tools. I don't care."

Wang Sifan repeatedly bluffed and frightened, and the big black dog couldn't help but tighten his legs.At the same time, I looked around for a while, and then I was relieved.

In the next few days, one person and one dog will practice in addition to cooking. After taking Peiyuan Pill, the big black dog's body is full of precious light, and his cultivation base has advanced rapidly.

Although the Purification Mantra is very simple, it is very effective.Wang Sifan practiced vigorously to get rid of his inner demons and sharpen his spirit.When he had nothing to do, Wang Sifan also figured out his skills, and he was quite enlightened.

After another night of practice, Wang Sifan stood up and moved his body, and his bones made a crackling sound.He felt so powerful that he even gained a few centimeters in height.

According to Wang Sifan's estimation, he has already reached the late stage of Grand Master, and the big black dog is in the middle stage of Jindan.This night of practice, one person and one dog did not feel tired.Instead, I feel more and more energetic, as if every cell in my body is cheering.

The lively and active big black dog doesn't like staying at home.Wang Sifan had to take him for a walk in the snack street in the city.

Unable to survive the big black dog's stalking and threats, Wang Sifan made a decision that went against his ancestors.After some friendly negotiations, one person and one dog decided that the consumption of this trip would be paid by the big black dog.