Monsters are raging: the immeasurable golden body blows up everything

"Why do you want that thing? That thing is simply a psychotropic drug. With that thing, it's easy to lose your mind. I didn't get into college because I was addicted to this thing. The past is unbearable, and I will cry if I talk too much."

Wang Sifan educated the big black dog with earnestness and earnestness.

"Make it up, keep making it up, you're just picky. You even exploit animals, a vicious capitalist. Be careful, I'll go to Captain Yang to sue you for cruelty to animals. You have a mobile phone yourself, and so do others, even children. I want to too. If you want one, the big deal is that my uncle works hard to earn money."

The big black dog said indignantly.

"Hey, don't get me online. I'm doing it for you! We have life and death together (soul chain) and we can talk through voice transmission over a long distance. Why do you want that thing? My mobile phone is for work , not for fun. Don’t bite Lu Dongbin like a dog, you don’t know good people.”

"You can pull it down quickly. You iron cock. Others care about their relatives, they can buy what they want, and they can eat what they want, but I have nothing. I miss my old master."

As he spoke, the big black dog seemed to have tears in his eyes. He knew that the time had come for him to show off his acting skills. Wang Sifan was a hard-mouthed guy, and he took down his phone after making such a fuss.

"Okay, okay, can I buy it for you? I'm afraid of you, so stop being sensational. Don't say I'm an iron cock, or I will turn against you."

Wang Sifan said helplessly looking at the big black dog at the actor level.

"How about I knock one for you? Otherwise, I don't feel at ease holding this phone."

"Knock it"

"…………"

"Don't worry, I will work hard."

"Hehe, regarding your promise, I don't even believe a single punctuation mark."

Wang Sifan looked at the big black dog with a sneer, and ten thousand grass and mud horses ran past in his heart.

"Hey, it's small, the layout is small."

"Okay, don't argue with me, if you want to buy a mobile phone, you have to work hard."

For the first time in the next few days, the big black dog did not grab Wang Sifan's lunch box, which made Wang Sifan feel incredible.In order to buy a mobile phone, after one person and one dog delivered the courier, they went to Hengyuan Mall to work part-time.

"Mom, look at Sun Wukong. It's great!"

"Dad, Sun Wukong is fighting monsters. Let's go over and see..."

"Don't tell me, this Monkey King is pretty good."

...............

I saw a tall figure wearing a golden armor with chains, wearing a purple gold crown with phoenix wings on his head, walking on cloud shoes with lotus root silk on his feet, and holding a golden Ruyi cudgel in his hand.After landing steadily, he danced a chic stick flower casually.

"Monkey King Monkey King is here"

"Papa papa", thunderous applause rang out, and the cheers were endless.

"Mom, I also want to be Monkey King."

"This kid has good skills."

"Did you see it, Mom? It's great."

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Many customers were taking pictures, and many children went up to take photos with Monkey King.After the group photo, Monkey King's battle against Roaring Dog officially started.

Sun Wukong, played by Wang Sifan, beat the big black dog with a plastic golden cudgel and fled in embarrassment.

"Xiao Fanzi, don't take this opportunity to avenge yourself, it's almost over."

"There's so much nonsense, the monsters watch it."

In the end, Xiao Tiangou was surrendered by Monkey King and surrendered to Monkey King's sect.

There was another burst of cheers from the children, one person and one dog bowed and thanked each other!
"What Monkey King? It's just a fake. It's just a fictional character created by copying our Tianzhu monkey god Haruman."

In the crowd, a bearded Tianzhu man in a gray suit and a turban sneered with disdain.His move immediately aroused the dissatisfaction of the masses.

"Who? Forgot to wipe your mouth after going out to eat Olli. This is so loud. Haruman is the god monkey in the Indian epic "Ramayana". This guy respects the gods very much and is full of servility."

"In our "Journey to the West", Sun Wukong was born from a fairy stone on Huaguo Mountain. The heaven and earth were formed, which is the opposite of Haruman. Spirit."

Wang Sifan said with disgust while fanning the air in front of his nose with his hand.

"The words are unreasonable. Some of you in China once admitted that it was an imitation of the Indian god monkey."

"Hehe, which country doesn't have a few bad cultural lessons? The author of Journey to the West has never been to Tianzhu, never read Buddhist scriptures, and never heard any legends about Indian god monkeys. By the way, let me popularize cultural knowledge for you, Monkey King's The prototype may be derived from the native monkey god Wuzhiqi in China."

"Hmph, your Huaxia culture is so unconfident! You don't dare to admit that you have copied it."

The Tianzhu man with a big beard said angrily.

"With your cultural level, you still dare to talk about cultural confidence with me. My dog ​​just shook his head when he saw you."

As soon as Wang Sifan finished speaking, the head of the big black dog shook like a drum.Seeing this, the onlookers burst out laughing.

"Hmph, you can only play tricks on your lips."

"Hehe, if you have time to discuss, I'll be waiting for you at any time."

The Tianzhu man wearing a turban blushed from embarrassment and went straight to the second floor of the mall.

"It's really boring, just run away."

"If you run one step too late, my uncle will tear his mouth apart."

"Yo yo yo, you're back on your feet at this moment, why did you go earlier?"

"Hey, aren't I afraid of scaring the kids? Otherwise, my uncle's temper would have gotten into him long ago, and it would be your turn."

While one person and one dog were bickering, a tall man covered up tightly passed by Wang Sifan and walked towards the second floor.Wang Sifan looked at the man feeling something, and couldn't help frowning.

"That kid, hurry up to the third floor and distribute these leaflets."

"Okay, Boss, I'll be right there. Silly dog, let's go."

One by one, they ran up to the third floor to receive the leaflets, and continued to distribute them to the upper floors.

"Apostle of the evil god, I didn't expect that this would lead you to find me. Hehe, there are so many people here, I don't believe you dare to do it."

The Tianzhu man named Kiran looked confidently at the tall man who was wrapped in an extremely tight body.

"Kiran, I don't care if you cheat or cheat, and I don't need the money. If you hand over that ancient artifact, I will spare you."

The tightly wrapped man said while suppressing his anger.

"Oh, my dear friend, you may not have figured out the situation. If you dare to make a move, people from the Special Affairs Bureau will arrive within 10 minutes. At that time, your life will be worse than death. Don't blame me. By the way, I have diplomatic immunity."

"You bastard, you forced me. Anyway, if I don't get that thing, I'll die if I go back. Then let's die."