Due to the blessing of the Goddess of Misfortune, Wang Sifan's journey home was not smooth.The motorcycle was smashed into pieces by a van driven drunk. If it weren't for his hard work, he would be dead or maimed.This guy ran away after the collision, he didn't talk about martial arts at all, and Wang Sifan didn't ask for compensation.
Walking is so dangerous, Wang Sifan and Da Heigou decided to take the bus, but unexpectedly encountered a series of car accidents, but fortunately they were not in danger.
"Okay, I'm afraid of you guys, shall I walk along the side of the road?"
As a result, along the way, more than 20 flower pots fell from the roof, scaring the big black dog away from him.Finally got home alive, everyone and dog are very happy.
"Xiao Fanzi, it's okay if we go home like this? What if the house blows up?"
"Hehe, how is it possible? I cherish my life so much. I don't even have a gas tank at home. I use electricity for cooking. How could it explode? You think it's a sci-fi blockbuster, and an rpg shoots directly to the sky."
"Xiao Fanzi, aren't these two foreigners asking for directions? What are they doing across from our house?"
Wang Sifan followed the gaze of the big black dog, and sure enough, the two foreigners asking for directions were across the street, gesticulating for some reason.A moment later, the blond foreign man took out an Rpg rocket launcher from his backpack.
"Rpg, Wardfa, but, what are you doing, stop it, bastard!"
Wang Sifan shouted loudly, scaring the blond foreign friend's hand to shake.He only heard a "whoosh", and the rocket was fired by him.
After a loud noise, the flames shot up into the sky, and the roof of Wang Sifan's house was blown into the sky.
"Xiao Fanzi, I'll give you 99 points, you poisonous milk. The reason I don't give you the remaining one point is because I'm afraid you will be proud."
"Silly dog, you still have the heart to say this. We will sleep on the street in the future. Fortunately, the most important thing is in my wallet. I will kill you two bastards."
Looking at the angry Wang Sifan, he came straight to them.The two foreign friends also came to their senses and took out the AK47 from their backpacks.
"Idiot Richard, let me say that he looks familiar, so he is the target of the mission."
"Idiot Kikuichiro, you didn't realize it when you asked him for directions, but now you're throwing the blame on me. Stop talking nonsense and kill him."
“Da da da da”
Two AK47s sprayed fire snakes, and countless bullets hit Wang Sifan and the big black dog.
"Diamond bracelet, body protection"
Countless bullets were bounced off by the big black dog's protective cover, but Wang Sifan didn't dodge or evade, just hardened the steel.Countless bullets hit him, sparking a series of sparks, but they couldn't hurt him at all.Seeing Wang Sifan with a ferocious and tyrannical face, the two panicked instantly.
An extremely fierce punch came with a gust of wind, and the blond Richard couldn't dodge and was hit in the chest by Wang Sifan's punch. At this moment, he flew out of the car as if hit by a high-speed truck. More than 10 meters hit the iron fence.The ceramic pieces in the bulletproof vest on his chest were shattered, and his chest was sunken. At this moment, he was coughing up blood, and he seemed to be dead.
"Monster"
Matsushita Kiichiro's face was full of horror, but his hands were not slow, a grenade landed at Wang Sifan's feet.He made a tactical roll and shot at the big black dog behind him with his gun.
"Vine Binding"
A thick vine rose from the ground, binding Kikuichiro Matsushita tightly.
"Bagamono, the warrior of lightning is not afraid of death, monster, let's go to hell together."
There was a rush of beeps, and seeing Wang Sifan walking over, Matsushita Kikuichiro showed a crazy smile on his face.
"It's you who will go to hell. Don't forget to mention my name when you go, so you can get a few more beatings."
Just hearing a bang, Kikuichiro Matsushita blew himself up.
Matsushita Kiichiro was shattered, but Wang Sifan was unharmed.At this time, sirens sounded in a hurry in the distance, and the heavily armed police quickly surrounded the place.
Wang Sifan and the big black dog were taken into the police station to make notes, while the blonde Richard was sent to the rescue.
Just as he was about to make a record, Captain Yang Cheng walked in with a cigarette in his mouth, and released one person and one dog on bail.
"Lightning Mercenary Group, you have offended quite a few people."
"Don't mention it, Captain Yang will be crying if he says too much. This time we have suffered a heavy loss and are already homeless."
"Captain Yang, we suffered this disaster because of our brave actions. You won't pay for this loss."
One person and one dog stared at Captain Yang with big innocent eyes and said.
"Reporting is also fine. If you join the Special Affairs Bureau and become regular employees, I will reimburse you right away."
"Then forget it."
After completing the formalities, Tie Cui came out of the police station and said to a person and a dog with a solemn expression:
"This level of attack is not life-threatening with your strength, but you still have to be careful. This lightning mercenary group is related to many gray organizations, stealing information, assassinating, and violent and terrorist attacks. You are bad for them. They're not going to let it go."
"Dare to ask this strong man Gao's name?"
Wang Sifan asked, looking at the muscular Lolita who had met several times.
"Who are you talking about a strong man? He is a little fairy, okay? My name is Tie Cui, and I belong to the first team of the Special Affairs Bureau."
"Oh, sister Hammer, hello, my name is Batian."
"Simple dog, his name is Tie Cui."
"Okay, Sister Tiehammer, we are very destined, how about the three of us paying homage to each other? Eldest brother, please be respected by younger brother."
"Sha Diaofan, if you continue like this, this fairy will beat your chest with a small fist."
"…………"
Captain Yang looked at the two people and the dog whose painting style was gradually distorted, exhaled a mouthful of thick smoke, and then said slowly:
"They seem to have hooked up with the Cult of the Evil God recently. The Cult of the Evil God has a weird ability that allows ordinary people to gain the ability to awaken. Be careful yourself."
"These bastards, I Batian Sword Immortal will pick their headquarters sooner or later."
"Oh, you're a heifer that doesn't give birth, and the cow batch is broken. You are so good, why didn't you stop them when they blew up the house just now?"
"You sand sculpture boss still has the nerve to talk about me. If you hadn't shown them the way, where would he have found our home?"
The muscular loli Tie Cui looked at the quarreling one person and one dog, and they both laughed angrily.
"Hahaha, are you laughing so hard? Did you lead someone to blow up your house?"
"Sister Tiehammer, you see we are all homeless, can we borrow a period of time at your place?"
"Xiao Fanzi is right, we are sworn brothers. You don't want to help me with this little help, do you?"
Wang Sifan and the big black dog looked at the muscular loli cheekily.
"You two bastards, don't even think about it. If you dare to follow, be careful that I will crush you."
One person and one dog who touched their noses looked at Captain Yang Cheng again.Captain Yang Cheng took out another cigarette and lit it, then said with a dejected look:
"I'm not a local, I usually live in the bureau's dormitory."
One person and one dog were quite disappointed, but fortunately Tie Cui and Captain Yang pooled some money for them to stay in a hotel first, and then try to find a way to rent a house.Looking at the backs of Captain Yang and Sister Iron Hammer leaving, one person and one dog didn't know where to go.
Walking is so dangerous, Wang Sifan and Da Heigou decided to take the bus, but unexpectedly encountered a series of car accidents, but fortunately they were not in danger.
"Okay, I'm afraid of you guys, shall I walk along the side of the road?"
As a result, along the way, more than 20 flower pots fell from the roof, scaring the big black dog away from him.Finally got home alive, everyone and dog are very happy.
"Xiao Fanzi, it's okay if we go home like this? What if the house blows up?"
"Hehe, how is it possible? I cherish my life so much. I don't even have a gas tank at home. I use electricity for cooking. How could it explode? You think it's a sci-fi blockbuster, and an rpg shoots directly to the sky."
"Xiao Fanzi, aren't these two foreigners asking for directions? What are they doing across from our house?"
Wang Sifan followed the gaze of the big black dog, and sure enough, the two foreigners asking for directions were across the street, gesticulating for some reason.A moment later, the blond foreign man took out an Rpg rocket launcher from his backpack.
"Rpg, Wardfa, but, what are you doing, stop it, bastard!"
Wang Sifan shouted loudly, scaring the blond foreign friend's hand to shake.He only heard a "whoosh", and the rocket was fired by him.
After a loud noise, the flames shot up into the sky, and the roof of Wang Sifan's house was blown into the sky.
"Xiao Fanzi, I'll give you 99 points, you poisonous milk. The reason I don't give you the remaining one point is because I'm afraid you will be proud."
"Silly dog, you still have the heart to say this. We will sleep on the street in the future. Fortunately, the most important thing is in my wallet. I will kill you two bastards."
Looking at the angry Wang Sifan, he came straight to them.The two foreign friends also came to their senses and took out the AK47 from their backpacks.
"Idiot Richard, let me say that he looks familiar, so he is the target of the mission."
"Idiot Kikuichiro, you didn't realize it when you asked him for directions, but now you're throwing the blame on me. Stop talking nonsense and kill him."
“Da da da da”
Two AK47s sprayed fire snakes, and countless bullets hit Wang Sifan and the big black dog.
"Diamond bracelet, body protection"
Countless bullets were bounced off by the big black dog's protective cover, but Wang Sifan didn't dodge or evade, just hardened the steel.Countless bullets hit him, sparking a series of sparks, but they couldn't hurt him at all.Seeing Wang Sifan with a ferocious and tyrannical face, the two panicked instantly.
An extremely fierce punch came with a gust of wind, and the blond Richard couldn't dodge and was hit in the chest by Wang Sifan's punch. At this moment, he flew out of the car as if hit by a high-speed truck. More than 10 meters hit the iron fence.The ceramic pieces in the bulletproof vest on his chest were shattered, and his chest was sunken. At this moment, he was coughing up blood, and he seemed to be dead.
"Monster"
Matsushita Kiichiro's face was full of horror, but his hands were not slow, a grenade landed at Wang Sifan's feet.He made a tactical roll and shot at the big black dog behind him with his gun.
"Vine Binding"
A thick vine rose from the ground, binding Kikuichiro Matsushita tightly.
"Bagamono, the warrior of lightning is not afraid of death, monster, let's go to hell together."
There was a rush of beeps, and seeing Wang Sifan walking over, Matsushita Kikuichiro showed a crazy smile on his face.
"It's you who will go to hell. Don't forget to mention my name when you go, so you can get a few more beatings."
Just hearing a bang, Kikuichiro Matsushita blew himself up.
Matsushita Kiichiro was shattered, but Wang Sifan was unharmed.At this time, sirens sounded in a hurry in the distance, and the heavily armed police quickly surrounded the place.
Wang Sifan and the big black dog were taken into the police station to make notes, while the blonde Richard was sent to the rescue.
Just as he was about to make a record, Captain Yang Cheng walked in with a cigarette in his mouth, and released one person and one dog on bail.
"Lightning Mercenary Group, you have offended quite a few people."
"Don't mention it, Captain Yang will be crying if he says too much. This time we have suffered a heavy loss and are already homeless."
"Captain Yang, we suffered this disaster because of our brave actions. You won't pay for this loss."
One person and one dog stared at Captain Yang with big innocent eyes and said.
"Reporting is also fine. If you join the Special Affairs Bureau and become regular employees, I will reimburse you right away."
"Then forget it."
After completing the formalities, Tie Cui came out of the police station and said to a person and a dog with a solemn expression:
"This level of attack is not life-threatening with your strength, but you still have to be careful. This lightning mercenary group is related to many gray organizations, stealing information, assassinating, and violent and terrorist attacks. You are bad for them. They're not going to let it go."
"Dare to ask this strong man Gao's name?"
Wang Sifan asked, looking at the muscular Lolita who had met several times.
"Who are you talking about a strong man? He is a little fairy, okay? My name is Tie Cui, and I belong to the first team of the Special Affairs Bureau."
"Oh, sister Hammer, hello, my name is Batian."
"Simple dog, his name is Tie Cui."
"Okay, Sister Tiehammer, we are very destined, how about the three of us paying homage to each other? Eldest brother, please be respected by younger brother."
"Sha Diaofan, if you continue like this, this fairy will beat your chest with a small fist."
"…………"
Captain Yang looked at the two people and the dog whose painting style was gradually distorted, exhaled a mouthful of thick smoke, and then said slowly:
"They seem to have hooked up with the Cult of the Evil God recently. The Cult of the Evil God has a weird ability that allows ordinary people to gain the ability to awaken. Be careful yourself."
"These bastards, I Batian Sword Immortal will pick their headquarters sooner or later."
"Oh, you're a heifer that doesn't give birth, and the cow batch is broken. You are so good, why didn't you stop them when they blew up the house just now?"
"You sand sculpture boss still has the nerve to talk about me. If you hadn't shown them the way, where would he have found our home?"
The muscular loli Tie Cui looked at the quarreling one person and one dog, and they both laughed angrily.
"Hahaha, are you laughing so hard? Did you lead someone to blow up your house?"
"Sister Tiehammer, you see we are all homeless, can we borrow a period of time at your place?"
"Xiao Fanzi is right, we are sworn brothers. You don't want to help me with this little help, do you?"
Wang Sifan and the big black dog looked at the muscular loli cheekily.
"You two bastards, don't even think about it. If you dare to follow, be careful that I will crush you."
One person and one dog who touched their noses looked at Captain Yang Cheng again.Captain Yang Cheng took out another cigarette and lit it, then said with a dejected look:
"I'm not a local, I usually live in the bureau's dormitory."
One person and one dog were quite disappointed, but fortunately Tie Cui and Captain Yang pooled some money for them to stay in a hotel first, and then try to find a way to rent a house.Looking at the backs of Captain Yang and Sister Iron Hammer leaving, one person and one dog didn't know where to go.
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