The way of heaven is so big, the opening rewards a hundred years of internal strength

Chapter 3 Wonderful professional masturbation master, fart smeller

And such a wonderful profession. . . .

Liu Lang couldn't help but widen his eyes when he listened to the discussions of the people around him. He thought that his job title was so high, and it was a technical profession.
'Master. . . . '

Liu Lang inexplicably felt a tightness in his lower body, who would be able to bear it if he jerked off every day!What's more, he has to be inseminated with him, so there will be many more children and grandchildren inexplicably in the future.

"Although it is a waist-breaking job, at least you can enter the inner city for a period of time. Technical jobs are much better than basic jobs in terms of salary and benefits."

When everyone laughed and sarcastically, the middle-aged female teacher looked at Liu Lang with a complicated expression.

"Even if all the people die one day, you still have to work hard to start a better life for yourself in the future."

The middle-aged female teacher's words made the corners of Liu Lang's mouth twitch. She completely treated me like a useless person, but I can't blame others.

After all, if master lu is really a job, then ordinary people come two or three times a day, if this is the case every day, the body will collapse in a year.

Even if he is in good physical condition, he probably won't be able to last for a few years. Thinking of this, Liu Lang thought of a warning motto from his previous life on Earth.

The little one is happy, the big one hurts the body, and the strong one is wiped out. Fortunately, Liu Lang is a man with a system. He doesn't believe that there is a golden finger on his body that can help him reach the pinnacle of life, and he can still lose his life because of it.

A group of stupid bastards all think that I will die sooner or later if I do this job, but you don't know that I, Brother Lang, is destined to create a legend in the porn world.

Looking around with contempt, envy, jealousy, or mocking eyes, he shook his head, then walked back to his seat firmly.

"Brother Lang, although your career prospects are bleak, at least you have a personal Xingji to accompany you in the past few years. This wave is not a loss!"

When the eggy and sad Liu Lang returned to his seat, on the table to the left of him, a fat man with dark skin and a short cut said happily.

"Humanoid Ji?" Liu Lang was startled, what the hell is this?

"That's right! A humanoid robot, or an emotional robot specially customized according to your preferences, she has every look you like..."

When the little fat man said this, there was a hint of excitement and anticipation on his face, and the corners of Liu Lang's mouth twitched, but there was also a hint of anticipation in his heart. It turns out that his job as a masturbation master is not that simple, humanoid girl?It's really exciting!

'By the way, there is also my century-old internal power!The system is now ready for gifting. '

Liu Lang originally thought that his time travel had a bad start, but he didn't expect that there was another mystery in this start, and there was a big gift bag to get.

"Do you want to accept the century-old inner strength gift package?"

The system was not ambiguous either. After Liu Lang's request, it was ready to be distributed directly. After Liu Lang silently confirmed in his mind, the century-old internal force gift package began to be distributed.

"Inner strength increases for one year, and the body is strengthened by one level."

"Increase your internal strength for two years, and strengthen your body by two levels."

"Increase your internal strength for five years, and strengthen your body by three levels."

"Increase internal strength for ten years, strengthen the body by four levels, and strengthen the senses by one level."

Good guy, I'm just a good guy, I didn't expect that this is not only to increase the internal force, but also to increase other attributes after receiving the internal force.

"Cheng Chaoyang, parents: natural person [middle-class elite], Yuxing City social number: YX350522xxx"

"Specialty: Sensitive sense of smell, extraordinary spirit, randomly assigned occupation: human exhaust gas exploration and analysis expert [professional]."

When Liu Lang started to receive the gift package for newcomers in the system, another person walked up to the podium. Different from the disdain and contempt for Liu Lang from others, everyone was seeing this oily face, with waxed and smooth hair that could make flies slip away The young queens all showed concerned expressions.

After all, every class has one or two influential figures. Although this one is not handsome, his facial features are fairly standard. Coupled with the fact that his parents are from the middle-class elite in the inner city, he is the most influential figure.

After hearing the occupation he was randomly assigned to, everyone was at a loss as to what kind of occupation it was.

"Ms. Wen...is this?" Cheng Chaoyang looked at the middle-aged female teacher with a puzzled expression, but at this moment the middle-aged female teacher's expression was more complicated than when she saw Liu Lang's occupation, and she said in a low voice.

"This is a fart smeller...to determine the patient's symptoms through the exhaust gas emitted by the human body, which is also a branch of the medical doctor."

"Hmm~"

The female teacher's explanation made the audience fall into silence. It seems that everyone has not recovered, including Cheng Chaoyang himself on the podium. At this moment, a strange cry woke up everyone. They looked at the face in the corner. Liu Lang, who was enjoying the smile, looked at Cheng Chaoyang, who was like a wooden man on the podium, and finally someone couldn't help laughing out loud.

After having the first one, there will be the second one, and the third one. The laughter of the whole classroom was like waves, slapping Cheng Chaoyang awake, looking at Liu Lang in the corner, Cheng Chaoyang His face looked resentful.

"Damn Liu Lang, you're so fucking embarrassed to laugh at me. Also, what kind of job did this damn smart brain assign to me? There's even such a weird job as a fart smeller. '

At this moment, Cheng Chaoyang heard the laughter of the whole class, and his face became more and more red. At the same time, he aimed the hatred in his heart at Liu Lang. After all, if Liu Lang didn't start it, the others would probably give him some face, even if I wanted to laugh, but I didn't dare to laugh in person.

"You wait for me..."

Cheng Chaoyang, who was ashamed and angry, pointed at Liu Lang fiercely, and then returned to his seat angrily.

"What's going on~"

Liu Lang felt a little bewildered, his whole body was soaked in warm water by his constantly increasing internal strength, and when he was feeling comfortable, he was threatened for no reason, which made him raise his eyebrows, and then he didn't pay attention to that red eye Waxboy.

At this moment, his attention is completely attracted by the continuously improving internal force, and the internal force he has received has reached 20 years.

"Fifth level for physical strength, level two for sensory enhancement."

"Increased internal strength for 30 years, six levels of physical strength, three levels of sensory enhancement, and acquired the skill 'Flame Palm'."

When the internal strength increased to 30 years, Liu Lang not only clearly felt that his body was getting stronger, but also a message of inheritance appeared in his mind.

Martial art 'flame palm'?
Good guy, is this Lao Tzu really going to become a martial arts master?
Liu Lang's heart began to get excited, and at this time the last class of the class was coming to an end, and their class teacher Wen Biluo was saying his last blessings.

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