That night, after going to bed, Su Xiaoluo started his hatred-pull session.
And the target of the scourge is naturally his lovely roommates.
"Crack, click."
There was a crisp sound, which was particularly ear-piercing in the quiet dormitory. Su Xiaoluo ate instant noodles, and the crisp sound was like silver needles piercing the eardrums of everyone who was sleeping soundly.
"Xiao Luo, what time is it? Are you still awake?" Fatty Zhang asked in a buzzing voice.
"It's still early. Eat some supper before going to bed." Su Xiaoluo grinned, without any intention of lowering her voice.
"Keep down, I have to get up early for a morning run tomorrow." Guo Mei turned over with a groan.
Looking at the crowd who didn't get angry, Su Xiaoluo scratched her head, then turned on the phone and played a piece of music!
"Boundless ~ the end of the world is my love!"
"Su Xiaoluo!!" Another roommate couldn't help it, and immediately roared angrily.
"The hatred value from Li Feng is +22."
It works!
Su Xiaoluo was overjoyed in her heart, but on her face she quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The earphones are not plugged in properly."
Li Feng turned over in annoyance, buried his head and continued to sleep.
At two o'clock in the middle of the night, the dormitory was full of snoring, but Su Xiaoluo's stomach suddenly twitched, and a surge of thoughts rushed to the door.Since I lived in the upper bunk, I was afraid that the noise would be too loud to be hated, so I carefully climbed out of the bed.
However, when he was halfway up the climb, his eyes suddenly lit up...Hateful?
Smiling, Su Xiaoluo looked down at Guo Mei who was sleeping soundly, and when the sole of his foot was about to hit the ground, he took advantage of the moonlight to find the right position, and stepped on the latter's ankle.
"Ow~"
Guo Mei screamed in pain, curled up hugging his ankles, Su Xiaoluo quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's too dark, I couldn't see clearly."
"Fuck off! It's annoying!" Guo Mei suppressed his anger and roared.
"The hatred value from Guo Mei is +88."
Another vote, hey~
Su Xiaoluo happily put on her slippers and was about to go to the public toilet, when she suddenly found a dim light on Li Feng's bed beside her.
He walked over curiously, leaned against the latter's ear, lifted the other's quilt and asked in a low voice, "What are you doing?"
"Hmm~"
A seductive moan sounded like thunder in the dormitory, Li Feng hurriedly turned off the phone, and stared at Su Xiaoluo resentfully.
"The hatred value from Li Feng is +109!"
Su Xiaoluo pursed her lips and snickered: "You're not scared, are you?"
"Go away, sleep!" Li Feng rolled his eyes and kicked Su Xiaoluo away.
Su Xiaoluo held back her smile, trembling all over, and went to the toilet.
Recently, the water pipes in the toilets of the dormitory building have been broken, and they have been under renovation, so the voice-activated lights in the public toilets cannot be used at this time, and the rooms are facing east and west, so the moonlight cannot come in.
"It's broken, I didn't bring my mobile phone!" Su Xiaoluo exclaimed, and she was too busy to hate, and the toilet artifact fell on the bed!
Fumbling all the way forward, Su Xiaoluo came to a pit and was about to take off his pants when a speechless voice suddenly came: "Brother, there is someone."
"I lost it!" Su Xiaoluo jumped down from the pit in shock, and looked closer. There was another guy squatting on the pit with a flushed face.
"Why didn't you bring your mobile phone?" Su Xiaoluo asked speechlessly.
"I didn't bring my mobile phone..." The student replied with a bitter face, "I didn't even bring toilet paper."
"Big brother, please help me. I've been squatting for half an hour, and I'm numb. I don't even have anyone to pee."
Seeing this guy's face flushed, Su Xiaoluo's tears were spinning, but her business mind did not stop at all: "A piece of paper, 50 yuan."
"Are you robbing?" the student exclaimed.
"No? Forget it!" After saying that, Su Xiaoluo wanted to leave.
The student moved his leg with difficulty, and stretched out his hand to hold him: "Buy, I'll buy, hurry up big brother, I'm going to cramp."
"Pay the money with one hand, and deliver the goods with one hand." Su Xiaoluo replied seriously in line with her business beliefs.
"I...I'm going to bring money, and I wiped it with money." The student wanted to cry, but pitifully begged: "Leave a name and give it to you tomorrow, okay?"
"The paper will be given to you tomorrow too, okay?" Su Xiaoluo asked tentatively.
"..."
"The hatred value from Xu Nuo is +17!"
Hey?What a windfall!
Su Xiaoluo's eyes lit up, he has met a nobleman, it's fine if he gives money, but he also gives hatred value, this must be rewarded!
Taking out the toilet paper from her pocket, Su Xiaoluo tore off a small piece and handed it to the student: "This is a gift, you take it well. When you give the money, I will give you the rest."
Looking at the toilet paper the size of a fingernail in his hand, Xu Nuo was so angry that he doubted his life. What kind of weird thing did he encounter? !
"Brother, stop joking, I really... I can't hold it anymore." Xu Nuo supported his ankle in pain, and if he dragged it any further, he would fall into the pit.
"Wait." Su Xiaoluo hurriedly ran out of the toilet.
"Where are you going?" Xu Nuo was startled, and hurriedly shouted, "Come back!"
"Wait for me!" Su Xiaoluo roared, and after a while, her voice fell silent.
Xu Nuo gritted his teeth, supported his ankle, and supported it with difficulty. After a while, Su Xiaoluo turned back, holding a piece of paper in his hand, and said, "Come, make a fingerprint!"
"What is this?" he asked suspiciously.
"IOU!" Su Xiaoluo replied without raising her head.
"..."
This is not hatred, this is speechlessness.Xu Nuo was unable to complain about the best in front of him!
"What are you pressing?" He moaned feebly.
Su Xiaoluo looked down slowly, looking at the dark pit.
Xu Nuo quickly shuddered: "Get lost, I won't even die..."
"Um... what are you doing?!"
Xu Nuo yelled in horror, and saw Su Xiaoluo stretch out a finger, insert it into the former's nostril, stirred it vigorously, and then pressed it hard on the paper.
"Okay, everything will be fine!" Su Xiaoluo shook the IOU proudly.
"Can you give me the paper now?" Xu Nuo wanted to cry, but he came out to shit in the middle of the night, didn't bring his mobile phone and paper, and met a strange guy again. It was really bad luck for eight lifetimes.
Unexpectedly, Su Xiaoluo exclaimed suddenly: "Oh, it's on the table, wait a minute, I'll get it for you!"
"Damn it!" Xu Nuo couldn't bear it any longer, looked at Su Xiaoluo's leaving back, and roared through gritted teeth: "You brat, don't let me find out who you are!"
On the other side, Su Xiaoluo who just ran out of the toilet suddenly received a system prompt:
"The hatred value from Xu Nuo is +560!"
Good guy, this is completely hating myself!
Su Xiaoluo grinned indifferently, then took out the toilet paper from her pocket, and waited quietly outside the toilet.
Over time……
"The hatred value from Xu Nuo is +108!"
"The hatred value from Xu Nuo is +176!"
"From Xu Nuo..."
After waiting for about 5 minutes, Su Xiaoluo felt that it was almost ready, and if she waited any longer, the other party would probably blow her hair.
Walking into the toilet and stuffing the toilet paper to Xu Nuo, Su Xiaoluo chose to run away without stopping.
Needless to say, with the level of hatred the other party has towards him now, he will definitely cause trouble for him later, and he will definitely not be able to use the public toilet in the dormitory building. In desperation, Su Xiaoluo ran two miles to the public toilet on the playground.
Lying at the door of the toilet, staring at the empty playground for a full 10 minutes, after making sure that no one came, Su Xiaoluo took off her pants boldly and let out a thousand miles!
To be honest, in terms of Gou, this guy is considered to be the pinnacle!
Just when Su Xiaoluo was moaning comfortably, a system notification sound suddenly came from her mind:
"The hatred value from Xu Nuo is +56!"
Hey?Su Xiaoluo was immediately happy, does this guy still have resentment?He probably tossed and turned on the bed so angry that he couldn't fall asleep.
Soon...
"The hatred value from Li Feng is +19!"
Su Xiaoluo burst into laughter immediately, this guy, he was caught by himself for doing bad things, has he been complaining for so long?
This poop can be said to be the happiest time in Su Xiaoluo's life. Pooping can also increase strength, huh?Are you angry?
And the target of the scourge is naturally his lovely roommates.
"Crack, click."
There was a crisp sound, which was particularly ear-piercing in the quiet dormitory. Su Xiaoluo ate instant noodles, and the crisp sound was like silver needles piercing the eardrums of everyone who was sleeping soundly.
"Xiao Luo, what time is it? Are you still awake?" Fatty Zhang asked in a buzzing voice.
"It's still early. Eat some supper before going to bed." Su Xiaoluo grinned, without any intention of lowering her voice.
"Keep down, I have to get up early for a morning run tomorrow." Guo Mei turned over with a groan.
Looking at the crowd who didn't get angry, Su Xiaoluo scratched her head, then turned on the phone and played a piece of music!
"Boundless ~ the end of the world is my love!"
"Su Xiaoluo!!" Another roommate couldn't help it, and immediately roared angrily.
"The hatred value from Li Feng is +22."
It works!
Su Xiaoluo was overjoyed in her heart, but on her face she quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The earphones are not plugged in properly."
Li Feng turned over in annoyance, buried his head and continued to sleep.
At two o'clock in the middle of the night, the dormitory was full of snoring, but Su Xiaoluo's stomach suddenly twitched, and a surge of thoughts rushed to the door.Since I lived in the upper bunk, I was afraid that the noise would be too loud to be hated, so I carefully climbed out of the bed.
However, when he was halfway up the climb, his eyes suddenly lit up...Hateful?
Smiling, Su Xiaoluo looked down at Guo Mei who was sleeping soundly, and when the sole of his foot was about to hit the ground, he took advantage of the moonlight to find the right position, and stepped on the latter's ankle.
"Ow~"
Guo Mei screamed in pain, curled up hugging his ankles, Su Xiaoluo quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's too dark, I couldn't see clearly."
"Fuck off! It's annoying!" Guo Mei suppressed his anger and roared.
"The hatred value from Guo Mei is +88."
Another vote, hey~
Su Xiaoluo happily put on her slippers and was about to go to the public toilet, when she suddenly found a dim light on Li Feng's bed beside her.
He walked over curiously, leaned against the latter's ear, lifted the other's quilt and asked in a low voice, "What are you doing?"
"Hmm~"
A seductive moan sounded like thunder in the dormitory, Li Feng hurriedly turned off the phone, and stared at Su Xiaoluo resentfully.
"The hatred value from Li Feng is +109!"
Su Xiaoluo pursed her lips and snickered: "You're not scared, are you?"
"Go away, sleep!" Li Feng rolled his eyes and kicked Su Xiaoluo away.
Su Xiaoluo held back her smile, trembling all over, and went to the toilet.
Recently, the water pipes in the toilets of the dormitory building have been broken, and they have been under renovation, so the voice-activated lights in the public toilets cannot be used at this time, and the rooms are facing east and west, so the moonlight cannot come in.
"It's broken, I didn't bring my mobile phone!" Su Xiaoluo exclaimed, and she was too busy to hate, and the toilet artifact fell on the bed!
Fumbling all the way forward, Su Xiaoluo came to a pit and was about to take off his pants when a speechless voice suddenly came: "Brother, there is someone."
"I lost it!" Su Xiaoluo jumped down from the pit in shock, and looked closer. There was another guy squatting on the pit with a flushed face.
"Why didn't you bring your mobile phone?" Su Xiaoluo asked speechlessly.
"I didn't bring my mobile phone..." The student replied with a bitter face, "I didn't even bring toilet paper."
"Big brother, please help me. I've been squatting for half an hour, and I'm numb. I don't even have anyone to pee."
Seeing this guy's face flushed, Su Xiaoluo's tears were spinning, but her business mind did not stop at all: "A piece of paper, 50 yuan."
"Are you robbing?" the student exclaimed.
"No? Forget it!" After saying that, Su Xiaoluo wanted to leave.
The student moved his leg with difficulty, and stretched out his hand to hold him: "Buy, I'll buy, hurry up big brother, I'm going to cramp."
"Pay the money with one hand, and deliver the goods with one hand." Su Xiaoluo replied seriously in line with her business beliefs.
"I...I'm going to bring money, and I wiped it with money." The student wanted to cry, but pitifully begged: "Leave a name and give it to you tomorrow, okay?"
"The paper will be given to you tomorrow too, okay?" Su Xiaoluo asked tentatively.
"..."
"The hatred value from Xu Nuo is +17!"
Hey?What a windfall!
Su Xiaoluo's eyes lit up, he has met a nobleman, it's fine if he gives money, but he also gives hatred value, this must be rewarded!
Taking out the toilet paper from her pocket, Su Xiaoluo tore off a small piece and handed it to the student: "This is a gift, you take it well. When you give the money, I will give you the rest."
Looking at the toilet paper the size of a fingernail in his hand, Xu Nuo was so angry that he doubted his life. What kind of weird thing did he encounter? !
"Brother, stop joking, I really... I can't hold it anymore." Xu Nuo supported his ankle in pain, and if he dragged it any further, he would fall into the pit.
"Wait." Su Xiaoluo hurriedly ran out of the toilet.
"Where are you going?" Xu Nuo was startled, and hurriedly shouted, "Come back!"
"Wait for me!" Su Xiaoluo roared, and after a while, her voice fell silent.
Xu Nuo gritted his teeth, supported his ankle, and supported it with difficulty. After a while, Su Xiaoluo turned back, holding a piece of paper in his hand, and said, "Come, make a fingerprint!"
"What is this?" he asked suspiciously.
"IOU!" Su Xiaoluo replied without raising her head.
"..."
This is not hatred, this is speechlessness.Xu Nuo was unable to complain about the best in front of him!
"What are you pressing?" He moaned feebly.
Su Xiaoluo looked down slowly, looking at the dark pit.
Xu Nuo quickly shuddered: "Get lost, I won't even die..."
"Um... what are you doing?!"
Xu Nuo yelled in horror, and saw Su Xiaoluo stretch out a finger, insert it into the former's nostril, stirred it vigorously, and then pressed it hard on the paper.
"Okay, everything will be fine!" Su Xiaoluo shook the IOU proudly.
"Can you give me the paper now?" Xu Nuo wanted to cry, but he came out to shit in the middle of the night, didn't bring his mobile phone and paper, and met a strange guy again. It was really bad luck for eight lifetimes.
Unexpectedly, Su Xiaoluo exclaimed suddenly: "Oh, it's on the table, wait a minute, I'll get it for you!"
"Damn it!" Xu Nuo couldn't bear it any longer, looked at Su Xiaoluo's leaving back, and roared through gritted teeth: "You brat, don't let me find out who you are!"
On the other side, Su Xiaoluo who just ran out of the toilet suddenly received a system prompt:
"The hatred value from Xu Nuo is +560!"
Good guy, this is completely hating myself!
Su Xiaoluo grinned indifferently, then took out the toilet paper from her pocket, and waited quietly outside the toilet.
Over time……
"The hatred value from Xu Nuo is +108!"
"The hatred value from Xu Nuo is +176!"
"From Xu Nuo..."
After waiting for about 5 minutes, Su Xiaoluo felt that it was almost ready, and if she waited any longer, the other party would probably blow her hair.
Walking into the toilet and stuffing the toilet paper to Xu Nuo, Su Xiaoluo chose to run away without stopping.
Needless to say, with the level of hatred the other party has towards him now, he will definitely cause trouble for him later, and he will definitely not be able to use the public toilet in the dormitory building. In desperation, Su Xiaoluo ran two miles to the public toilet on the playground.
Lying at the door of the toilet, staring at the empty playground for a full 10 minutes, after making sure that no one came, Su Xiaoluo took off her pants boldly and let out a thousand miles!
To be honest, in terms of Gou, this guy is considered to be the pinnacle!
Just when Su Xiaoluo was moaning comfortably, a system notification sound suddenly came from her mind:
"The hatred value from Xu Nuo is +56!"
Hey?Su Xiaoluo was immediately happy, does this guy still have resentment?He probably tossed and turned on the bed so angry that he couldn't fall asleep.
Soon...
"The hatred value from Li Feng is +19!"
Su Xiaoluo burst into laughter immediately, this guy, he was caught by himself for doing bad things, has he been complaining for so long?
This poop can be said to be the happiest time in Su Xiaoluo's life. Pooping can also increase strength, huh?Are you angry?
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