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096 Pigs are incompetent, as a teacher, I will not let you eat meat

Qin Shu wrote.

"The poor monk is a monk from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land. He went to Leiyin Temple to worship Buddha and ask for scriptures according to the imperial decree. It's late for the treasure house, and he intends to go to the Tan Mansion to ask for a loan for one night. It's convenient and convenient."

Then he added another sentence.

"Poor monk, rich!"

The old man was taken aback for a moment, then waved his hands and shook his head.

"If you can't go, it's hard to get the scriptures in the Western Paradise. If you want to learn the scriptures, go to the Eastern Paradise. What are you doing in the Western Paradise?"

Qin Shushu wondered at the moment.

"The Bodhisattva points the way to the west, why do you always say to go east? There are scriptures in the east? Hehe, I haven't heard of it before."

The old man was very shy and didn't answer for a long time.

Monkey King couldn't help but stepped forward and shouted.

"Old man, at your age, why don't you know anything about it. I'm a monk who came to stay overnight, what are you doing nonsense here? When there is no place to sleep, we sit under a tree all night, and the way is good." , not to disturb you."

The old man grabbed Qin Shushu and said.

"Master, how did your disciple, a consumptive devil with a crooked face, a chin, a thunderous mouth, and red eyes, rush back at an old man like me! Why don't you care about him?"

Sun Wukong laughed.

"You old man, you really don't give a damn! My old grandson can be your ancestor at my age. If you say you are old, you will be able to climb up smoothly. Another stick will beat you out of shit !"

Qin Shushu was quite speechless.

It seems that he didn't learn much about the good Monkey King he usually talks about, but he has learned a lot about his habit of beating people.

But speaking of it, my Zen stick hasn't rotated very much for a while, and I have to beat the monster violently if I find a chance.

Cough cough cough, of course he didn't want to vent the violence in his heart, but purely to improve his own cultivation.

Only by turning theory into practice can we obtain more stable strength, isn't it?

Hearing what Sun Wukong said was arrogant, the old man laughed.

"So you're pretty good at it?"

"Something good?"

Sun Wukong held his head high.

"The old grandson Guandongsheng Shenzhou Haidongao came to live in the water curtain cave of Huaguo Mountain in the country. He learned to be a monster since he was a child, and he was named Wukong. With his ability, he became a great sage equal to heaven. Just because he didn't accept Tianlu, he rebelled against Tiangong. I have caused a disaster! Now I have escaped from the disaster and turned to the monks to seek the right fruit. I will protect my master from the Tang Dynasty, and I will go to the west to worship Buddha. I am afraid of the high mountains and dangerous roads, and the wild waves! My grandson also Catch monsters, and subdue demons. You know a little bit about crouching tigers and catching dragons, kicking sky and making wells. If there is something in the house that throws bricks and tiles, the pot calls the door open, and the old grandson will be able to settle down."

The old man listened to Monkey King bragging about the past, but he laughed and said:
"It turned out to be a well-known monk who bumped his head for alms. I don't know if it's the real thing or bragging here."

Sun Wukong said angrily.

"Your son is so familiar! I am too lazy to talk because of the hard walking with my master during these times!"

The old man said.

"Since you have such means, you can still go to the west, then you two will follow me and invite you to stay in the hut."

Qin Shu wrote.

"It's not the two of us, I have another apprentice."

Just as he was talking, Zhu Bajie walked over with his big belly carrying a nine-toothed nail rake. The old man was dazzled and looked up. Seeing Bajie's face, he was so frightened that he fell every step and ran into the house screaming.

"Close the door! Close the door! The monster is coming!"

Sun Wukong grabbed him and said.

"Don't be afraid, old man, he is not a monster, but my junior brother."

The old man said tremblingly.

"Good! Good! Good! One ugly monk! If you are not monsters, then there is no reason for heaven."

Bajie stepped forward to distinguish.

"Old official, if you judge people by their appearance, you will be poor in cleanliness. We are ugly, but they are all useful."

Qin Shushu curled his lips.

You are useful to Gao Cuilan, but are you useful to me?
It would be useful to make you a stew if I was very hungry.

The old man was talking to three monks in front of the door, and saw two young men on the south side of the village, with an old mother, three or four young men and women, returning from planting rice seedlings with bare feet and clothes.

He saw a white horse and a load of luggage making noise at the front of his house. He didn't know what happened, so they rushed forward and asked.

"What are you all coming to my house for?"

Bajie turned his head around, wiggled his ears mischievously, and stretched out his long mouth, which made those people stagger and stumble in fright.

Qin Shushu's forehand was itching unbearably, he picked up his Zen stick and hit Zhu Bajie on the back of the head with it, making a golden sound immediately.

"Swing~"

Zhu Bajie was hit by Qin Shushu's Zen stick suddenly, his head was buzzing, and he was about to be furious, but when he saw Monkey King's playful expression, he instantly turned into a flattering expression.

"Master, why are you beating me?"

"Hit you? Look at scaring these guys. If you get scared, will you pay for medical expenses? I don't have much money with me. Take it easy!"

Zhu Bajie instantly had black lines all over his head.

Te Niang, you searched for me to the extreme, you only gave me corn buns every day, and one penny was enough for me to spend half a month.

What about yourself?

It's both wine and meat, and you're as happy as a fairy, and you basically ate up all the money that Gao Yuanwai had!
The old man helped his mother when he left the door.

"Don't be frightened. This master is from the Tang Dynasty. It's just that his disciples are ugly, but they also have a wicked and kind face. Take the men and women home."

The mother dragged the old man, and the two boys led the children in.

Qin Shushu sat on the bamboo bed in their building and complained.

"I said Bajie, can you change my appearance the next time I stay at the top of the hotel? What's so good about your pig face? You're still flaunting around. Look at how scared they were just now."

"Fortunately, there is no girl here. If there is a girl, I won't be so heartbroken?"

Since the current Qin Shushu has the protection of Sun Wukong, he is so courageous!
As long as he doesn't commit a terrible death, all the gods and Buddhas in the sky will bless him.

Really bless him!

After all, the important task of learning scriptures depends on him, doesn't it?

As long as he gets down to the West, the Tathagata will not make things difficult for him.

So with such a big backer like him now, Zhu Bajie can only be beaten and bullied, and there is no room for retaliation at all, which is really cool!
"Apprentice, your ugly appearance and rough speech scare the whole family into seven injuries and eight wounds, and you have committed crimes for me! Master is a holy monk who wants to learn the Western Scriptures, and image is very important!"

Bajie greeted the eighteen generations of the Tang monk's ancestors, but his expression was still submissive.

"To tell you the truth, the old pig has been handsome since he followed you. If he put his mouth forward and his ears in Gao Laozhuang as usual, he would scare and kill 30 or [-] people. In fact, my old pig was very handsome when he was in heaven."

Qin Shushu waved his hand.

"Heroes don't mention being brave back then. You are a pig now. I'm talking about the present, so you should take good care of the present."

Sun Wukong laughed.

"Don't talk nonsense, idiot, clean up that ugliness."

Qin Shu wrote.

"Look at what Wukong said! Do you know what a big brother is now? Wukong, teach this pig how to be a human being."

Sun Wukong said.

"Keep the mouth of the rake in your bosom, don't take it out. Put the bushel on the back, don't shake it, it's done."

That Bajie really put his mouth in his mouth, put his ears to his ears, arched his head, and stood on the left and right, completely standing in place like a well-behaved baby.

Sun Wukong took the luggage into the door and tied the white dragon horse to the stake.

In fact, it doesn't matter whether it is fastened or not, because Xiao Bailong will definitely not leave, even if someone wants to steal him, it is probably impossible.

Otherwise, he will definitely be kicked to death by his hoof!

He has to follow Tang Seng to get the Western Scriptures, otherwise how could he get off the horse?

The old man quickly brought three cups of tea, and began to give orders again.

"Son, buy some vegetarian food for some monks"

"Swing~"

Qin Shushu slapped an ingot of silver on the table.

"The chicken, duck, and fish look good, and the extra is yours. Look at your grandson's skinny skin, and he doesn't eat much meat on weekdays, so the money left over can be used to supplement his health."

When Zhu Bajie heard that there was meat to eat, Ha Lazi instantly wet his front.

Seeing his appearance, Qin Shushu seemed to remember something, and said to the old man who turned to leave.

"Bring me another 30 steamed buns, wild vegetables are fine!"

Pig Bajie:
"Master! Why don't you give me meat every time! If monks can't eat meat, why are you and Brother Monkey an exception? If monks can eat meat, why am I an exception?"

Qin Shushu nodded and stretched out a finger.

"First, you have already grown fat and big ears, which is very bad for your health. As a teacher, I will explain it to you in detail."

"Increasing the incidence of cerebrovascular disease, obese people are prone to high blood pressure, blood lipid disorders and diabetes, and obese patients with blood lipid disorders, high blood pressure and diabetes are also very prone to various problems in the brain. People are prone to cerebral atherosclerosis."

"Cerebral blood vessels are hard and brittle. They are prone to rupture under the action of high blood pressure and cause cerebral hemorrhage. In severe cases, it will threaten life safety. The tissue fibrinolytic inhibitory factor in the blood of obese people will also be higher than that of ordinary people. Higher, such factors will make it difficult to dissolve the thrombus after it is formed, so obese people are prone to cerebral thrombosis, which is what we call cerebral infarction.”

"The heart load will increase. Many people find that obese people have angina pectoris four times higher than normal people, which is enough to show that it will increase the burden on the heart and cause heart damage. The probability of high blood pressure will increase. In fact, high blood pressure and Obesity has a lot to do with it."

"Obesity can also lead to bone and joint diseases. There are three types of bone and joint diseases caused by obesity, namely diabetic osteoarthritis, osteoarthritis and gouty osteoarthritis."

"Bajie, think about it, our journey to the west to learn scriptures is high and long. If you suffer from so many diseases, wouldn't I have to worry about you every day? Then the master will feel ashamed!"

Zhu Bajie never expected Qin Shushu to say so much.

Although he basically didn't understand much, what the master seemed to say was kind to him, and he was slightly grateful at the moment.

"Master, I'm not that mortal, so there's nothing wrong with eating meat. I think I used to eat people!"

Qin Shushu's face turned black, and he stretched out another finger.

"Then let me talk about the second point. Do you know why your dharma name is called Zhu Incompetent? Because I found out that you can't do anything, and you can't do it. No. 1. Big monster, you can't beat you, brother monkey, mine. You can't guarantee your safety, and you're always yelling and yelling about being hungry, it's a complete scam."

"The lines I heard from Li Yunlong before are very good. Meat, who is it for? It's for those who are capable! So... stand aside!"

Zhu Bajie's new affection instantly flew away, his face became embarrassed and furious.

Regarding his appearance, Qin Shushu didn't even think about picking up his Zen staff and beating his pig's face until it was deformed.

"Look at me! Look at me! I'll let you look at me!"

"I am your master! A teacher for a day and a father for life! Bah! I don't have a son like you!"

"Do you think you are a pig demon and I dare not cut you? Let me tell you, even if Wukong is not here, I will still beat you. If I want to beat you, even the king of heaven and I will not be able to protect you!"

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After being beaten up by Qin Shushu, Zhu Bajie squatted down crying, looking like a pitiful creature.

After some hours, the old man came to invite the three of them to have dinner again.

Qin Shushu asked again at the dinner table.

"You said it was difficult to obtain the Western Scriptures, what is the difficulty?"

The old man said.

"It's hard to get the scriptures, but the way is difficult. We go west, only thirty miles away, there is a mountain called Huangfengling, eight hundred miles away, and there are many monsters in that mountain. Therefore, it is difficult to get it. If you talk about it This little elder said that there are many methods, but he did it."

Qin Shushu nodded.

He always felt that there was something wrong with the old man.

But with a distance of thirty miles, the monster on the mountain can keep him alive for so long?

It's kind of weird anyway.

Sun Wukong said.

"It's okay! It's okay! With Lao Sun and my junior brother, no matter what kind of monster he is, he dare not mess with me."

Zhu Bajie immediately expressed his loyalty.

"Master! Brother Hou is right. When we cross the mountain in a while, I will take the lead! If any monster hurts a single hair of yours, I will eat vegetarian food from now on!"

Qin Shushu couldn't help laughing when he heard that Zhu Bajie had changed his temper.

Sure enough, Tang Seng in the past was too kind, which made Zhu Bajie dare to be lazy, play tricks, and obey Yang.
Qin Shushu decided to give Zhu Bajie a chance.

"Bajie. Master was very moved after hearing what you said just now. So, I decided to make an exception and let you eat meat."

Zhu Bajie couldn't help but feel ecstatic, and Ha Lazi let out another disappointment.

Qin Shushu said again.

"Don't be greedy, just listen to what I have to say."

As he spoke, he pointed to those buns.

"After you finish eating these buns, go and clear the way for me, so that I can pass there steadily. As long as you let me pass comfortably, you can eat this meal. If I have to live hard."

Zhu Bajie immediately jumped up.

"My old pig will definitely beat out all their shit!"

Zhu Bajie went all out for a meal of wine and meat!

grandma's.

You monsters, don't think about my old pig letting the water go!
I used to release water because I didn't want to offend people, but now I have to fight for myself!
After finishing speaking, the cooking work began.

Sun Wukong said.

"You idiot, eat slowly! You hit a hungry ghost!"

The old man knew it too, seeing that he was eating fast, he said.

"This elder, I think I'm really hungry, so hurry up and get some food."

That idiot is really a big eater. Seeing that he didn't look up, he ate more than 20 corn buns in a row.

Qin Shushu and Sun Wukong also started to move, but what they ate were chicken, duck and fish.

Zhu Bajie muttered vaguely.

"I have to eat enough to have the strength to go to war, so bring me as much cornbread as you have!"

The idiot ate his whole family's food in one meal, and only said that he was only half full, so he rushed out with the nine-toothed rake.

Qin Shushu, on the other hand, happily slept on the bamboo bed arranged on the bunk.

"Hey~ This is training!"

Zhu Bajie is lustful and delicious by nature, as long as he targets these two things, it will be effective!
Qin Shushu felt that he was teaching students according to their aptitude.

The so-called teaching students in accordance with their aptitude means that teachers start from the actual situation of students, make the depth, breadth, and progress of teaching suitable for students' knowledge level and acceptance ability, and at the same time consider students' individual characteristics and individual differences, so that everyone's talents and conduct can be optimally developed .

Confucius was the first teacher to teach students according to their aptitude. First, he had a full understanding of students and was able to teach students according to their aptitude, so that students could make the best use of their aptitude and make progress.

Teachers also actively use this teaching method to understand students' strengths, and guide students to discover their interests and talents to learn, so that they can gain more efficiently and make progress.

Zhu Bajie obviously wanted to keep mixing with soy sauce, so he could only be a messenger of the altar in the end.

I have trained him so violently now, if he makes more contributions, his status will be higher in the future.

Simultaneously.

Monkey King can also offend some people less.

Wouldn't it be nice that both inside and outside didn't suffer in the end!

As a pawn, he can only be manipulated by others.

But he is a pawn who knows the future fate of everyone, this chess game will add countless variables!

Zhu Bajie flew all the way with the nine-toothed rake, and he came across a high mountain, which was very steep.

The tall ones are mountains, and the steep ones are ridges.

The steep ones are cliffs, and the deep ones are ravines.

What rings is the spring, what is fresh is the flower.

The mountain is not high, and the top is connected to the blue sky.

This ravine is not deep, and you can see the underworld in the bottom.

Zhu Bajie went to Linya to watch.

There are white clouds in front of the mountain, towering strange rocks, and the cliff of the soul of the soul.

Behind the cliff, there is a zigzag hidden dragon cave, in which there are jingling dripping rocks.

I also saw some deer with horns crossed and crossed, and muddy people looked at the deer foolishly.

The red-scaled python twists and turns, playing with the naughty white-faced ape.

At the end of the night, I searched for the tiger in Bashan, and led Xiao to turn the waves out of the water dragon.

The birds in the grass fluttered.

The beasts in the forest are walking in the law.

Zhu Bajie saw that the situation here was really dangerous, there must be a big demon here.

Thinking of the wine and meat along the way, Zhu Bajie suddenly became proud.

No matter what kind of monster he is, if you see him, you have to stay away!
Zhu Bajie is usually unwilling to display his ability, because he doesn't want to cause trouble for his future, after all, the monsters along the way are all designed and arranged, but now he wants to fight for his belly, there are so many things in his hands!
present.

He burst out.

"Come out, monsters! Your grandpa pig is here!"

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