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077 Australian lobster is actually junk food?

Magic Castle!

Another Magic Castle!
Not only did Qin Shushu feel his sincerity, but he also felt full of embarrassment when he directly tipped two gifts in a row!
Sure enough, as Doudou said, it is easy to earn money from rich fans.

When these two magic castles came over, it was 5000 yuan directly. Doudou's ration problem for today has been solved by half!
Based on the principle of making Doudou have food to eat in the next few days, Qin Shushu decided to slightly lower Doudou's food standard, so as to balance consumption in the next few days.

"Okay! Now continue to select the audience, and now the audience who wants to connect, please make a speech. The accuracy of what you say is up to everyone to judge. As for the reward, it is optional. There is no need to choose a gift like the magic castle... "

As the saying goes, a good start is half the battle.

Now that there are local tyrants rewarding two magic castles as a basis, is it appropriate for the local tyrants who are selected by Doudou to get a gift that is too bad?

Even if he doesn't compete for the position of the big brother on the list, at least he should strive to be on the list, right?

Looking at the fans who kept posting messages on the public screen, Qin Shushu was in a happy mood and was about to take off.

If the fans pay a little attention to his mouth shape, they can clearly see his mouth shape humming.

"Big Brother, Big Brother, welcome, welcome to my place, come here, come here..."

Anyway, it puts him in a good mood, doesn't it?
I don't know if it's because the two people before have distorted the style of painting in the live broadcast room, and the questions asked by the fans next are getting more and more strange, even those senior Feng Shui masters will be tortured crazy!

"Master, how should we arrange the toys in our house?"

Qin Shushu wanted to scold his mother at the first moment.

If it weren't for the fact that this is a good-looking mother, and the level of her avatar all proves her arrogance, he might really want to say something to her.

"Doudou, what should I do with this woman? How about I persuade her to quit?"

Unexpectedly, Doudouhun didn't care.

"People who come to our live broadcast room, don't even think about leaving, unless she can leave enough money. I heard that among you humans, only women, children, and the elderly earn the best money. So her Money is naturally easier to earn than others.”

"But what kind of feng shui can a toy have?"

"I say there is!"

"Forehead……"

Qin Shushu was extremely serious, seriously responding to this mother who asked strange questions.

The audience was already laughing like crazy.

"I have to come up with something even weirder than her question right now. Definitely make it harder for the anchor to hell!"

"Hahaha, I'm about to go crazy laughing. This is definitely an act of tormenting the anchor. Can toys have Feng Shui? Sure enough, when the brain is big enough, it will become a woman."

"Brother upstairs, why do I feel that your words are somewhat ambiguous? As the saying goes, people are born by their mothers, and demons are born by their mothers. Don't have any bad views on women! But she is really tall. How could she ask such a question otherwise? Her husband must be working hard..."

"Her current behavior can be summed up in one word, that is, a prodigal bitch. If my husband earns little money, he will definitely not be able to support her like this."

"..."

It doesn't matter what the fans say.

The important thing is that Qin Shushu has now spoken seriously!
"Families with children must have toys. So this person who came to the live broadcast room and asked questions must be a mother. There are all kinds of modern toys."

"Analyzed from the five elements, toy cars and toy guns belong to fire, and dolls represent water, but plush dolls tend to belong to wood more than water. Animal dolls represent the five elements represented by the animal. Building blocks are like wood made of wood. , but plastic LEGO, models, paper clay, etc. are fire and earth. Game consoles and computers are of course fire.”

“There is one kind of toy that has a great impact on the Feng Shui magnetic field in the home, and that is the electric motorcycle toy that can walk. Motorcycle toys are extremely popular. Children are hungry, but toys will still affect other family members, unless the whole family is also hungry, motorcycle toys should be handled with care in Feng Shui."

"I found a phenomenon that boys' toys, such as toy cars and toy guns, tend to be hot, while girls' favorite Barbie dolls and beaded boys tend to be watery. This is reflected in their personality. Boys are more hot and mischievous, while girls tend to be watery. Children with more water are quieter, which is actually related to the five elements triggered by toys."

"Placing toys in the home is the easiest way to create a Feng Shui trap. For example, if a child is a sheep, you put a pig doll in the north of his bed, and a rabbit doll in the east, and immediately set up a three-fold wooden board for him. , if he wants wood, it is good luck, but if he avoids wood, because you have too many hands, he will have too much wood and become slow in limbs."

"A child's horoscope sees Ding and Ren. Because the horoscope is too hot, it could not be combined. But you put a toy dinosaur on his desk. Because every dragon must be transformed, Ding Ren successfully fused into wood, and his horoscope became It's all wood."

"Extended from this example, dolls should not be bought indiscriminately, nor can they be placed casually. Putting dolls at home, the nature of the doll will create a feng shui effect."

"For example, if you put a doll of a child, it will prove that the child is the mouse, that is, the child of the four peach blossoms in Ziwu Maoyou, which represents the meaning of the child and water. Those who want water can put the doll at home, and those who avoid water should not be at home. Put it on."

"The good use of toys is also a sharp tool to improve Feng Shui. Dolls can create a baby effect in Feng Shui. Therefore, people who want to have a baby can place dolls in the southwest of the female official position. How many dolls are placed in the southwestern palace representing women? Dolls represent how many children there are. Those who wish to have children, put a healthy and cute baby doll in the southwest, which can create a childbirth effect in Feng Shui.”

"Since toys are also a kind of feng shui, how should they be placed? The safest way is to put all toys in lockers or storage boxes. It is best not to scatter toys all over the house, because it is not beautiful. , Second, it will cause danger, children are prone to slipping and falling, and third, the five elements of the toy may have a bad effect on Feng Shui."

“Therefore, toys should be tidied up frequently, and never piled up on children’s desks or beds. This will cause children to be inattentive when reading, and it will also affect sleep health. This is a problem that many families often make, and it must be corrected. .”

"..."

The fans in the studio were completely dumbfounded.

Can toys have Feng Shui?
This has subverted their three views, okay?

The key is that what people say is justified, as if this is a very normal thing, is this outrageous?

But there are fans who don't believe in evil, and they organize even weirder questions, and they are selected.

"I just want to give birth to a son. So can you use Feng Shui to make me give birth to a son?"

Qin Shushu's old face darkened.

This guy must have never taken biology class to know about chromosomes.

Otherwise, how could such a stupid question be asked?

The idea of ​​relying on Feng Shui to give birth to a son is so funny!

Ask yourself how to do this, it is better to let yourself help him to do this!

But I don't know if this rich man's wife is willing...

At this moment, Doudou is definitely his most reliable comrade-in-arms.

Soon, a lot of information came pouring in, making Qin Shushu speak confidently.

"Many people, especially our Chinese compatriots, are very interested in asking one thing, that is, how to have a boy? Everyone can only have one child, and everyone hopes to have a boy, and they want to get it. The feng shui of having a boy is absolutely very important."

"In fact, in the horoscope, we can know when a person will give birth to a boy. Just find the wife star from the horoscope. The five elements born by the wife star are the children. Take Jiamu men as an example, the earth is the wife star, and the earth gives birth to gold. Yun means giving birth to a man and a woman. If the father is Yang wood, seeing Yang metal means giving birth to a boy, and Yin metal means giving birth to a girl. This operation is as simple as that.”

"From the perspective of feng shui, what affects whether a person has a man or not? It depends on whether a house is four-square. While a house should be square, the most important thing is to look at the east, because the east represents the eldest son, that is, the largest in the family. son."

"Many have given birth to many daughters, but they are always unable to conceive a boy. The reasons are all due to the lack of oriental corners in the home, or the oriental corner is recessed, or the wrong objects are placed, resulting in the family being unable to have a boy."

"I have roughly summarized a few requirements for having a boy. You can listen to them and try to do it. First of all, the house should be square, and a house should be square. At the same time, there should be no missing corners in the east, because the east represents the eldest son."

"Promote the feng shui of the eldest son in the east. The way to promote prosperity is to raise four branches of lucky bamboo in the east. Write a word "Zhen" in the east, and the hexagram "Zhen" represents the east, which can make the east flourish."

"The father puts a baby doll in the northwest, or the wife places a baby doll in the southwestern house where she belongs. Therefore, the method to conceive a boy is actually very simple. As long as the house where you live is square, the first head has been hit. Award, that is, this house has met the first condition for having a boy.”

"The second is to find the east corner and keep the east intact. You have the absolute right to have a boy. The next step is to boost the feng shui of the eldest son in the east. The way to boost it is to grow four branches of lucky bamboo in the east.

There is another simpler way to write the word Yizhen in this position. The hexagram Zhen represents the east and can make the east prosperous. "

"There is another method, which is to put ink on your own position, such as placing a baby doll for the father in the northwest, or placing a healthy baby doll for the wife in the southwestern house, which can speed up the chance of having children."

"As for the layout of giving birth to a daughter? The method is the same as that of giving birth to a boy. The palace of the eldest daughter is located in the southeast. If there is no southeast corner in the house, there will be no way to have a daughter. As long as the five elements in the southeast are stimulated, the chances of having a daughter will be increased."

"There was such a thing before. After a friend of mine moved into a new home, he said he wanted to have a daughter. After a while, the friend happily said that he had planted a few flowers in the southeast corner. This is very good !The southeast belongs to wood, which is suitable for planting flowers."

"These flowers grew so lushly that birds came here to build their nests. He asked me if this was a good sign. I thought about it for a while. Birds belong to fire in the five elements. Wood sees fire and makes fire for wood. , it will vent the woody energy. But it is a bit unnatural for the birds to gather and drive them away. At that moment, I had to say, let it develop on its own."

"After the bird built its nest, it soon gave birth to a nest of chicks, which is an auspicious omen for having children. My friend happily said that this is definitely a good start for his family. Because if the bird Birds belong to fire, and fire gives birth to earth, but the little chick actually belongs to earth, and wood restraining earth will release the wood energy even more."

"Not long after, my friend told me with a crying face that all the chicks in the nest had died. It turned out that there was an ant colony nearby, and the ants crawled into the nest and killed all the chicks. Then he asked me what I thought about the matter. What do you think?"

"I took a closer look. Ants themselves belong to water, and water grows wood. It is a good thing, but my friend told me that it is not an ordinary ant, but a red fire ant! The red fire mosquito killed the bird, which proves that there is indeed an ant in the southeast. question."

"There is a southeast corner in this house, which symbolizes that there is a daughter in this house, and anything that happens in the southeast corner is an extension and explanation of the ups and downs encountered by the daughter during the birth process. Because of the phenomenon of the bird being bitten to death in that position, obviously, The trees in the southeast are not strong."

"The solution is to discard the original plants and replant new ones. As a result, I had the opportunity to visit my friend's house and found that he couldn't have a daughter at all, because he had a big TV in the southeast! TV! If the machine is placed at an oblique angle, the fire will leak out of the wood, and it will never make the wood healthy."

"When he removed the TV set and planted new trees in that place, his wife became pregnant immediately and gave birth to a daughter successfully. It can be further cited that the key to having boys and girls can be mastered by arranging them from the position. From the horoscope , in order to control the birth of boys and girls, it is necessary to cooperate with when to have intercourse. How to cooperate?"

"For example, a man is Jiamu, Mu Ketu is his wife, and the native metal represents children. To have a boy, you must have Gengjin luck. Gengjin refers to Shenjin, which is a monkey, and Shenshi refers to 3:5 p.m. to 8:8 p.m. In other words, husband and wife Only in Shennian and Shenyue, that is, from August 9th to September 7th in the Year of the Monkey, can one have intercourse between 3 p.m.

"From 3 pm to 5 pm is usually working time. If you want to conceive a boy, the only way to find a way to desert during this time and try to have sex during this time is to have the greatest chance of success."

"There was a customer who was eager to have a son, but the time for the two of them to have intercourse had to be between 3 and 5 in the morning, and the feng shui in the house happened to lack the oriental corner for male birth. The two were engaged in restaurant business, and the oriental corner of the restaurant was very prosperous Well, the only way I can teach them is to return to the Eastern Corner room of my restaurant between 3 and 5 in the middle of the night, so that they have the chance to get a man."

"Afterwards, they laughed and said that they had to return to their restaurant every night to start work. Many times, the neighbors thought that a thief had entered the restaurant and came to knock on the door. When the two were busy, they were often disturbed by others. The two felt a lot of resistance. It was never possible to have a child as desired.”

"Later, the two simply confessed to their neighbors that they had to return to the restaurant every night to start work, and they also told the neighbors the truth about their wish to have a boy, which made everyone laugh, but everyone expressed their support for the two. Gained confidence, went forward bravely and started to work hard every night, in the end Huang Tian paid off, and also proved the magic of the horoscope, his wife was indeed pregnant and gave birth to a chubby and cute baby boy!"

"It can be seen that our Chinese Feng Shui numerology is not a superstition, but a science. Using it can make everyone's life happier. The question is whether everyone knows how to use it flexibly."

"In addition, you can go to the temple to pay homage to the Avalokitesvara statue. If it comes true, you must remember to fulfill your wish!"

"..."

Next, the most aggressive fans were born in the live broadcast room!

A series of four consecutive shots of the fantasy castle were sent out, almost blinding Qin Shushu's eyes!

In the eyes of local tyrants, sometimes money is really not money, but a tool for their entertainment.

The four magic castles totaled as much as 2 yuan, but when he gave the rewards, he was so casual, which really made Qin Shushu sigh!

Doudou was also extremely happy to see a large amount of income.

"Qin Shushu! We have earned a lot of money today. When you go out, buy some lobsters for me. I want the Australian lobsters in the supermarket. They are very big and look delicious. Usually, my master Everyone said it was garbage and wouldn’t let me eat it, but I’m really hungry.”

Aussie lobsters are rubbish...

(ω) Qin Shushu, who has no money, said that he burst into tears.

If other people's pets said this, Qin Shushu would definitely think that he was pretending.

But after Doudou said it, it was so natural.

Its owner, Xiao Ding, is an absolute boss!

In the entire Liudao cultivation chat group, Senior Xiao Ding was the only master he knew who was about to step into the Nascent Soul Realm.

If he can survive the robbery safely.

Once senior Xiao Ding stepped into the Nascent Soul Realm, then on the entire earth, I am afraid that his strength will be among the first-class, and he will truly become a first-class backer.

Now that we can have a good relationship with Doudou, in the future, with senior Xiao Ding, there will be a little bit of a thin face, right?
As the saying goes, it is up to the owner to beat a dog.

On the other hand, isn't he helping senior Xiao Ding take care of pets now?

Originally, he planned to deduct part of Doudou's food for the day, but since Doudou proposed, Qin Shushu couldn't bear to refuse him, so he agreed.

After arriving at the supermarket, a store in Xunle cooked two Australian lobsters from Nuo Da, and then Qin Shushu sat down calmly.

"Junk food like Australian lobster, let me taste how garbage it is! Doudou, you have to wait patiently at home!"

What a snakeskin joke!
He, Qin Shushu, had never eaten an Australian lobster!

If Doudou eats Australian lobsters one step earlier than him, it will give him the illusion that he is not as good as a dog, which is completely unacceptable to him!
So now he has to taste the Australian lobster himself. How is the taste different?

Just as he moved his index finger, three familiar figures gradually approached from not far behind him...

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