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062 Dismantling tendons and bones to improve physical fitness?I reject
Disassemble yourself completely, what kind of snakeskin joke!
It's true that Qin Shushu wanted to cultivate immortality, but he never thought about subjecting himself to crazy abuse!
If cultivating the road of immortality is tantamount to abusing himself, then he might as well live without flattery for decades and be done with it!
The way of cultivating immortality in his mind should be to take pills, and practice the kung fu to grow steadily step by step with ease, and finally become a respected senior.
Become stronger by torturing yourself?
That is pure fool!
What's more, he now has the method of building dreams, even if his aptitude is poor, he can still make up for it through the time difference!
Just like Haoran Zhengqi Jue, the few months of leisurely cultivation in the dreamland, the effect is very good, isn't it?
Even Zhuge Qingyun praised his own cultivation results, so he just needs to continue to maintain it!
"I reject!"
After struggling for a thousandth of a second, Qin Shushu decisively gave his answer, and his answer directly made Fakong stagger.
"what!?"
When it comes to Fakonglai, there is something about being helpful.
However, it took such a lot of effort to open up the meridians of a person's body, disassemble and reinstall all his bones, such a complicated technical task, to be honest, he was a little scared.
But when he thought of gaining back some face for Shaolin and proving that Buddhist martial arts were better than Confucianism, he, who was penniless, had no choice but to use this method to help Qin Shushu improve his strength as soon as possible.
Never thought that this would be a godsend opportunity for mortals to completely transform themselves, but Qin Shushu... unexpectedly refused it!
Not only did he refuse, but the rejection was extremely straightforward and without delay!
After Zhuge Qingyun quietly breathed a sigh of relief, he immediately felt very sorry.
On the one hand, he hopes to prove that Confucianism is better than Buddhism, and on the other hand, he also very much hopes that Qin Shushu can get rid of the mortal body and embark on the road of cultivating immortality.
The opportunity that Fakong gave him is obviously very precious. If he can survive the pain, from today onwards, his practice speed will be rapid. In less than 30 to [-] years, with his aptitude, he will definitely be able to achieve Qi training. Expect!
It's a pity... Hey, what a fate!
Fakong's face was flushed, and at last he helplessly called out the Buddha's name.
"It's not because the little monk doesn't work hard. If Master Qin refuses the kindness of the monk, then the training time will be longer. However, everyone has other opportunities. Perhaps Master Qin can use external medicine in the future to further cooperate with the practice." It is still unknown how to improve physical fitness.”
When Fakong said this, he didn't quite believe that Qin Shushu would have such an opportunity.
The medicine used in conjunction with the two exercises, of course, cannot be as simple as a medicinal bath in a health care center. It must be the medicine that the pharmacist personally refined for the cultivator, and it must be formulated according to the physique of the cultivator. to achieve the maximum effect of the drug.
The so-called one medicine that can cure all diseases is pure nonsense!
Traditional Chinese medicine pays attention to dialectics, and medicine refining has an inseparable relationship with traditional Chinese medicine. It can be understood as a kind of sublimation of traditional Chinese medicine. Naturally, there are dialectical, five elements, yin and yang and other relationships.
Therefore, it is definitely not an opportunity for Qin Shushu as a mortal to obtain such a drug, so the possibility of him wanting to improve his strength through this method is infinitely close to zero.
Because the probability of a mortal meeting an immortal cultivator is too low, even if they do, they don't know if they are facing an immortal cultivator, even if they know that the opposite is an immortal cultivator, must they be a pharmacist?Even if you are a pharmacist, do you have to make medicine for you?
So in the end it became the only ending—impossible!
"Let's talk about today's lesson first."
Although Qin Shushu rejected Fakong's suggestion, Fakong continued to teach him the next courses with all his heart and responsibility, without any sign of impatience.
"Today I will pass on the fourth and fifth stances to you. First, I will change the fighting stance for picking up the stars. Move your right foot slightly forward to the right, form a diagonal horoscope with your left foot, and turn slightly to the left according to the momentum."
"Bend your knees, lift your right heel, sink your body, and take a virtual step to the right. Raise your right hand high and straight, palm down, head slightly tilted to the right, and look up at the heart of your right hand with your eyes; bend your left arm and place it naturally behind your back. When you inhale, Push your head upwards and straighten your shoulders; when you exhale, relax your whole body, and then switch positions on the left and right sides for exercise."
"The tactic is: Hold the sky with one hand and cover the head with the palm, and focus on the eyes from the palm. Inhale through the nose and adjust the breath frequently, and forcefully retract the left and right bridles."
"Remember the following essentials. Hold the palms of the hands and cover the head, and slowly lift the right hand to the right side of the body. , Looking up at the back of the hand, through the back of the hand looking at the nine heavens, the body stretches up and down from the Mingmen."
"Bow your head and press the air, turn your right palm downwards, bend your elbows, straighten your head, lower the tip of your tongue naturally from the upper palate, look straight ahead or lightly close your eyes, and at the same time return your mind to your body. In the air, the air is inside the person, the feeling of the internal and external air. Loosen the waist, the Laogong point of the left palm will generate qi, which is the same as the above pose. The movement of the left hand is the same as that of the right hand, except that the left and right are opposite."
"The fifth posture is the nine-ox tail posture. Step forward with the right foot, bend the knee to form a right lunge. Make a fist with the right hand, raise it to the front and upper, and watch the fist with both eyes; make a fist with the left hand. The left arm bends the elbow and hangs obliquely behind the back."
"When inhaling, the two fists are clenched and retracted, the right fist is retracted to the right shoulder, and the left fist hangs to the back; when exhaling, the two fists and arms are relaxed and returned to the original posture. Then turn the body back and form a left lunge , alternating left and right hands."
"The tactic says: Stretch the legs back and bend forward, and relax the lower abdomen. The force is on the shoulders, and the Guanyuan must focus on the eyes."
"The main idea is to take a step with the left foot to the left to form a left lunge. At the same time, make a fist with the left hand and lift it up slightly above the head, with the heart of the fist facing inward, and bend the elbow. The angle formed by the forearm and upper arm is slightly greater than a right angle. The elbow does not reach the knee, The knees do not reach the feet, forming a semicircle, and the left fist is viewed from both legs."
"Make a fist with your right hand, stretch your elbows backwards, and the center of your fists backwards. The front and rear fists form a twisted rope shape, which is called a spiral neck. Loosen your shoulders, keep your shoulders flat and smooth. Keep your back straight, slump your waist and draw your buttocks, and your chest slightly inward. Contain, store the qi in the lower abdomen, breathe evenly through the nose, and lightly touch the palate with the tip of the tongue."
"Guoqi is released and the two fists are relaxed into a half-clenched fist. The tip of the tongue is lowered from the palate, the shoulders and waist are relaxed, and the left hand sends out Qi at the Laogong point, and the eyes are closed. The gas then enters from the Tianmu point and runs through the brain, spinal cord, and bone marrow of both legs in sequence. Go straight to the Yongquan point of the two feet. Turn to the right, the same as the previous pose, only the left and right are opposite..."
After the rounds of bombing by Fakong and Zhuge Qingyun, Qin Shushu finally felt exhausted. He took the elixir given by Zhuge Qingyun in his mouth, received a massage from the monk from Fakong, and began to discuss what to eat for dinner.
"Master Fakong is a monk, so it's better to eat some vegetarian food. So my opinion is that let's go out and make vinegar potato shreds, and another fried rapeseed. Look, how about it?"
Even if more than 2000 yuan came into the account, Qin Shushu was still in a poor state.
If he still consumes as before, he will soon be unable to support it with his financial strength.
Seeing that it was time for dinner again, Qin Shushu quickly thought of Fakong as an excellent shield. After all...vegetarian dishes are still cheap!
Unexpectedly, just after he finished speaking, Zhuge Qingyun immediately jumped out to object.
"That's not possible. Your daily cultivation task is very heavy, and you must eat more meat to replenish your body. If you only eat vegetables every day, your body will collapse in a few days. So I suggest today In the evening, you should not only eat meat, but also eat more. For example, sweet and sour pork, braised pork ribs, big goose stewed in an iron pot..."
Qin Shushu:·()·
how to say?
When hearing him say these names, Qin Shushu's first reaction was to drool greedily, and the second reaction was to quickly cover his trouser pocket tightly.
Of course he also knew that those dishes were delicious, but they really cost money!
As for the names of the dishes that Zhuge Qingyun broke out just now, can you get it without 200 yuan for a meal?
If you go to a slightly higher-end restaurant, these hard dishes will cost 300!
"But you're right. You must pay attention to the most nutritious combination of meat and vegetables when eating. So we need to order a few more vegetarian dishes, such as pine nut corn, scrambled eggs..."
"Amitabha, scrambled eggs are not a vegetarian dish, they belong to the five meat dishes..."
Qin Shushu frantically moved his fingers and calculated, feeling dizzy in his mind.
In this short period of time, Zhuge Qingyun counted in four more vegetarian dishes, such four meat and four vegetarian dishes, together with a few bottles of octave beer, his money would be exhausted if he couldn't hold on for two days!
Thinking of this, Qin Shushu said with an awkward laugh.
"Otherwise, I still won't go. Speaking of which, I'm really tired today, and my stomach is very uncomfortable. Thinking about it, it's better to go back to the dormitory to rest earlier."
Zhuge Qingyun embraced Qin Shushu's shoulders righteously.
"Then how can it work? Today's dinner is tailor-made for you. You have to go if you want to go, or you have to go if you don't go. If you still feel uncomfortable, just tell me, I have plenty of pills here , to ensure that the medicine will cure the disease!"
Seeing that he couldn't evade, Qin Shushu sighed and had no choice but to compromise.
After all, I have received great favors from others, and they just want to have a sumptuous dinner. No matter how hard or difficult it is for me, I can't be poor on this matter, right?
The money in his pocket is tight, but he can find a way to find someone to share today's expenses!
Thinking of this, Qin Shushu's eyeballs rolled, and he took it into consideration instantly.
"Hey! Daming! After a while, the professor and I will go out to eat, how many of you brothers have eaten? No, no, no, I mean, do you have any food you want to eat? I'll buy it for you. Wipe, mine Don’t you know what the economic strength is? Anyway, I’ll be responsible for bringing it back to you as soon as it’s done, and it’s not bad if you have to work hard!”
"Yeah! I heard that his sweet and sour pork and braised pork ribs are more delicious. I think you might as well try it. Yes! After I get there, I will take a picture of the price list for you, so as not to say that I take it when I come back." It's cheaper for you."
"Okay! Then you wait for me! I'll bring it back to you later after dinner!"
After hanging up the phone, Qin Shushu felt a lot lighter in an instant.
The so-called rich man is difficult to be a man without money.
That's how he is now.
Since he came into contact with the Six Paths cultivation group, he hardly had time to work and study to support himself.
Fortunately, he did a mission with the Great Wilderness, and he was able to live by earning two thousand yuan, otherwise he would have to live in debt again.
Although it's not like he hasn't lived a life of debt, but who would want to live like that?
After all, the sons in the dormitory are not rich...
After arriving at the restaurant, Qin Shushu immediately took photos of the prices on the menu, which made the restaurant owner startled, thinking that the price bureau was here to check the prices.
It wasn't until Qin Shushu started ordering that the boss smiled happily.
"Boss, for the dishes I ordered just now, serve half of each item. Pack the other half into a box, and I'll take it away later."
"Come on, I'll give you another eight yuan for the packaging!"
"no problem!"
Anyway, the eight yuan package money will still be reimbursed in the end, and it can be said that Qin Shushu gave it to him, which is a joy.
His strategy is very simple.
I keep half of the stir-fried vegetables and put the money on it first, and then sell the packed vegetables to my sons.
In this way, isn't this meal just for the sons to share their father's worries?
This is the so-called trick of borrowing flowers to offer Buddha!
After the two sat down.
Of course it was two people, but soon the Fakong monk would fail in alms, and finally came to the hotel to meet them again.
The dishes in the restaurant were put on the table one after another, which made Zhuge Qingyun frowned uncontrollably.
"This restaurant is weird! Brother Qin, look, these dishes are very large in the picture, but in fact the meals here are only about 1/2 of the size of the dishes. You said that their store Is it cheating consumers?"
Qin Shushu smiled awkwardly, and quickly whispered.
"The picture is for reference only, and the real thing is used as an example. Just like the braised beef pattern on instant noodles, it is impossible to put so much delicious beef in it, which means the same."
Zhuge Qingyun snorted angrily.
"Now people really don't have the same people, and they only play this opportunistic style. It really makes me hold my breath!"
Qin Shushu quickly filled the wine glass with beer and handed it to Zhuge Qingyun.
"Okay, okay, don't be angry. Come on, let's go first!"
Sure enough, when the two of them were halfway through eating, Monk Fakong arrived late.
"Two benefactors, little monk Fakong..."
"Okay, stop rambling, I can hear cocoons if you don't bother me. Sit down and eat quickly, the food will be cold in a while."
"Thank you two benefactors for your kindness, the little monk will not be polite."
"It's as if you've been polite, every time you lick the plate, it's cleaner than your face!"
"..."
Although there were eight dishes on the table, several people still couldn't get enough of them.
Especially Fakong, this time the plate was licked cleaner than last time, and he rubbed his stomach and sighed after eating, obviously he didn't enjoy eating to his heart's content.
Just when Qin Shushu stood up and was about to pay, Zhuge Qingyun took out his mobile phone and scanned the QR code, and a voice came from the electronic speaker instantly.
"The payment arrives at 666 yuan!"
"Huh!? How can I ask you to pay the bill? How dare you do that?"
Qin Shushu was taken aback for a moment, and then said to Zhuge Qingyun with some reproach.
Zhuge Qingyun smiled.
"It's impolite to come and never go back! Yesterday was your treat for dinner, so naturally I need to invite you today. You and I are gentlemen, so we should reciprocate courtesy."
Fa Kongquan pretended not to hear, and turned around to look out the window, pretending to be a thinking person.
"You're embarrassing me!"
As soon as Qin Shushu finished speaking, the owner of the restaurant immediately brought a large plastic bag, which contained more than a dozen lunch boxes.
"I forgot that I need a lunch box when packing rice, but I don't need to pay extra. Such an auspicious number like 666 yuan is still rare to come across, so these few dollars will be waived!"
Qin Shushu took the plastic bag full of lunch boxes, feeling that his embarrassment was about to commit cancer.
When others treat guests to dinner, they pack half of the table by themselves, and they pack it in advance.
If this matter got out, would Qin Shushu have to be a human again? ?
Zhuge Qingyun looked at him suspiciously.
"Are you...?"
"Ha... haha... ah! A few friends in our dormitory haven't eaten yet, so they asked me to buy some meals for them. We just happened to be eating here, so I bought them for them in advance."
Zhuge Qingyun nodded clearly, and then deliberately raised his voice by two points with a face full of displeasure, as if to tell the boss what he said.
"So that's the way it is. But next time, I'd better wait for the food to come and look at the menu code, and then choose whether to bring food for other people, so as not to be deceived and taken advantage of. Alright, let's go!"
The owner of the restaurant quit in an instant, and he was about to fight back at Zhuge Qingyun's words with his eyes wide open.
When Qin Shushu saw it, he quickly stood in front of the two of them.
"Business is more expensive than harmony, it's okay, it's okay."
After finishing speaking, he hurriedly left the hotel with Zhuge Qingyun.
Got it!
There are only a few restaurants in front of the door, and it seems that there is one less place to choose for eating in the future, which is really self-defeating!
No wonder Zhuge Qingyun ordered so many delicious food with great fanfare today. The feeling is that he was ready to pay for it early in the morning, but his vision and pattern are too far behind...
After Qin Shushu had a good meal, he went back to the dormitory and put the lunch box on the table.
"Son, daddy is back from hunting! Hurry up and hand over your money!"
Several beasts cheered, all jumped up from the bed, took the lunch box out of the plastic bag and opened it hurriedly.
"I was going crazy from hunger in the dormitory, why did you come back?"
"That's right, the flowers I've been waiting for are all gone. If you don't come back again, I'll be so hungry that I don't want to eat!"
"Huh? Which restaurant did you cook this for? Why is the portion so small? It looks like a half portion..."
Qin Shushu poked his waist and scolded Daming angrily.
"Which restaurant can be so honest now and bring you back a bowl of vegetables? Don't pick and choose with me here, the restaurant doesn't cook half of the vegetables! Is it easy for me to come back with such a big meal? ? Take out the money, hurry up!"
It's true that Qin Shushu wanted to cultivate immortality, but he never thought about subjecting himself to crazy abuse!
If cultivating the road of immortality is tantamount to abusing himself, then he might as well live without flattery for decades and be done with it!
The way of cultivating immortality in his mind should be to take pills, and practice the kung fu to grow steadily step by step with ease, and finally become a respected senior.
Become stronger by torturing yourself?
That is pure fool!
What's more, he now has the method of building dreams, even if his aptitude is poor, he can still make up for it through the time difference!
Just like Haoran Zhengqi Jue, the few months of leisurely cultivation in the dreamland, the effect is very good, isn't it?
Even Zhuge Qingyun praised his own cultivation results, so he just needs to continue to maintain it!
"I reject!"
After struggling for a thousandth of a second, Qin Shushu decisively gave his answer, and his answer directly made Fakong stagger.
"what!?"
When it comes to Fakonglai, there is something about being helpful.
However, it took such a lot of effort to open up the meridians of a person's body, disassemble and reinstall all his bones, such a complicated technical task, to be honest, he was a little scared.
But when he thought of gaining back some face for Shaolin and proving that Buddhist martial arts were better than Confucianism, he, who was penniless, had no choice but to use this method to help Qin Shushu improve his strength as soon as possible.
Never thought that this would be a godsend opportunity for mortals to completely transform themselves, but Qin Shushu... unexpectedly refused it!
Not only did he refuse, but the rejection was extremely straightforward and without delay!
After Zhuge Qingyun quietly breathed a sigh of relief, he immediately felt very sorry.
On the one hand, he hopes to prove that Confucianism is better than Buddhism, and on the other hand, he also very much hopes that Qin Shushu can get rid of the mortal body and embark on the road of cultivating immortality.
The opportunity that Fakong gave him is obviously very precious. If he can survive the pain, from today onwards, his practice speed will be rapid. In less than 30 to [-] years, with his aptitude, he will definitely be able to achieve Qi training. Expect!
It's a pity... Hey, what a fate!
Fakong's face was flushed, and at last he helplessly called out the Buddha's name.
"It's not because the little monk doesn't work hard. If Master Qin refuses the kindness of the monk, then the training time will be longer. However, everyone has other opportunities. Perhaps Master Qin can use external medicine in the future to further cooperate with the practice." It is still unknown how to improve physical fitness.”
When Fakong said this, he didn't quite believe that Qin Shushu would have such an opportunity.
The medicine used in conjunction with the two exercises, of course, cannot be as simple as a medicinal bath in a health care center. It must be the medicine that the pharmacist personally refined for the cultivator, and it must be formulated according to the physique of the cultivator. to achieve the maximum effect of the drug.
The so-called one medicine that can cure all diseases is pure nonsense!
Traditional Chinese medicine pays attention to dialectics, and medicine refining has an inseparable relationship with traditional Chinese medicine. It can be understood as a kind of sublimation of traditional Chinese medicine. Naturally, there are dialectical, five elements, yin and yang and other relationships.
Therefore, it is definitely not an opportunity for Qin Shushu as a mortal to obtain such a drug, so the possibility of him wanting to improve his strength through this method is infinitely close to zero.
Because the probability of a mortal meeting an immortal cultivator is too low, even if they do, they don't know if they are facing an immortal cultivator, even if they know that the opposite is an immortal cultivator, must they be a pharmacist?Even if you are a pharmacist, do you have to make medicine for you?
So in the end it became the only ending—impossible!
"Let's talk about today's lesson first."
Although Qin Shushu rejected Fakong's suggestion, Fakong continued to teach him the next courses with all his heart and responsibility, without any sign of impatience.
"Today I will pass on the fourth and fifth stances to you. First, I will change the fighting stance for picking up the stars. Move your right foot slightly forward to the right, form a diagonal horoscope with your left foot, and turn slightly to the left according to the momentum."
"Bend your knees, lift your right heel, sink your body, and take a virtual step to the right. Raise your right hand high and straight, palm down, head slightly tilted to the right, and look up at the heart of your right hand with your eyes; bend your left arm and place it naturally behind your back. When you inhale, Push your head upwards and straighten your shoulders; when you exhale, relax your whole body, and then switch positions on the left and right sides for exercise."
"The tactic is: Hold the sky with one hand and cover the head with the palm, and focus on the eyes from the palm. Inhale through the nose and adjust the breath frequently, and forcefully retract the left and right bridles."
"Remember the following essentials. Hold the palms of the hands and cover the head, and slowly lift the right hand to the right side of the body. , Looking up at the back of the hand, through the back of the hand looking at the nine heavens, the body stretches up and down from the Mingmen."
"Bow your head and press the air, turn your right palm downwards, bend your elbows, straighten your head, lower the tip of your tongue naturally from the upper palate, look straight ahead or lightly close your eyes, and at the same time return your mind to your body. In the air, the air is inside the person, the feeling of the internal and external air. Loosen the waist, the Laogong point of the left palm will generate qi, which is the same as the above pose. The movement of the left hand is the same as that of the right hand, except that the left and right are opposite."
"The fifth posture is the nine-ox tail posture. Step forward with the right foot, bend the knee to form a right lunge. Make a fist with the right hand, raise it to the front and upper, and watch the fist with both eyes; make a fist with the left hand. The left arm bends the elbow and hangs obliquely behind the back."
"When inhaling, the two fists are clenched and retracted, the right fist is retracted to the right shoulder, and the left fist hangs to the back; when exhaling, the two fists and arms are relaxed and returned to the original posture. Then turn the body back and form a left lunge , alternating left and right hands."
"The tactic says: Stretch the legs back and bend forward, and relax the lower abdomen. The force is on the shoulders, and the Guanyuan must focus on the eyes."
"The main idea is to take a step with the left foot to the left to form a left lunge. At the same time, make a fist with the left hand and lift it up slightly above the head, with the heart of the fist facing inward, and bend the elbow. The angle formed by the forearm and upper arm is slightly greater than a right angle. The elbow does not reach the knee, The knees do not reach the feet, forming a semicircle, and the left fist is viewed from both legs."
"Make a fist with your right hand, stretch your elbows backwards, and the center of your fists backwards. The front and rear fists form a twisted rope shape, which is called a spiral neck. Loosen your shoulders, keep your shoulders flat and smooth. Keep your back straight, slump your waist and draw your buttocks, and your chest slightly inward. Contain, store the qi in the lower abdomen, breathe evenly through the nose, and lightly touch the palate with the tip of the tongue."
"Guoqi is released and the two fists are relaxed into a half-clenched fist. The tip of the tongue is lowered from the palate, the shoulders and waist are relaxed, and the left hand sends out Qi at the Laogong point, and the eyes are closed. The gas then enters from the Tianmu point and runs through the brain, spinal cord, and bone marrow of both legs in sequence. Go straight to the Yongquan point of the two feet. Turn to the right, the same as the previous pose, only the left and right are opposite..."
After the rounds of bombing by Fakong and Zhuge Qingyun, Qin Shushu finally felt exhausted. He took the elixir given by Zhuge Qingyun in his mouth, received a massage from the monk from Fakong, and began to discuss what to eat for dinner.
"Master Fakong is a monk, so it's better to eat some vegetarian food. So my opinion is that let's go out and make vinegar potato shreds, and another fried rapeseed. Look, how about it?"
Even if more than 2000 yuan came into the account, Qin Shushu was still in a poor state.
If he still consumes as before, he will soon be unable to support it with his financial strength.
Seeing that it was time for dinner again, Qin Shushu quickly thought of Fakong as an excellent shield. After all...vegetarian dishes are still cheap!
Unexpectedly, just after he finished speaking, Zhuge Qingyun immediately jumped out to object.
"That's not possible. Your daily cultivation task is very heavy, and you must eat more meat to replenish your body. If you only eat vegetables every day, your body will collapse in a few days. So I suggest today In the evening, you should not only eat meat, but also eat more. For example, sweet and sour pork, braised pork ribs, big goose stewed in an iron pot..."
Qin Shushu:·()·
how to say?
When hearing him say these names, Qin Shushu's first reaction was to drool greedily, and the second reaction was to quickly cover his trouser pocket tightly.
Of course he also knew that those dishes were delicious, but they really cost money!
As for the names of the dishes that Zhuge Qingyun broke out just now, can you get it without 200 yuan for a meal?
If you go to a slightly higher-end restaurant, these hard dishes will cost 300!
"But you're right. You must pay attention to the most nutritious combination of meat and vegetables when eating. So we need to order a few more vegetarian dishes, such as pine nut corn, scrambled eggs..."
"Amitabha, scrambled eggs are not a vegetarian dish, they belong to the five meat dishes..."
Qin Shushu frantically moved his fingers and calculated, feeling dizzy in his mind.
In this short period of time, Zhuge Qingyun counted in four more vegetarian dishes, such four meat and four vegetarian dishes, together with a few bottles of octave beer, his money would be exhausted if he couldn't hold on for two days!
Thinking of this, Qin Shushu said with an awkward laugh.
"Otherwise, I still won't go. Speaking of which, I'm really tired today, and my stomach is very uncomfortable. Thinking about it, it's better to go back to the dormitory to rest earlier."
Zhuge Qingyun embraced Qin Shushu's shoulders righteously.
"Then how can it work? Today's dinner is tailor-made for you. You have to go if you want to go, or you have to go if you don't go. If you still feel uncomfortable, just tell me, I have plenty of pills here , to ensure that the medicine will cure the disease!"
Seeing that he couldn't evade, Qin Shushu sighed and had no choice but to compromise.
After all, I have received great favors from others, and they just want to have a sumptuous dinner. No matter how hard or difficult it is for me, I can't be poor on this matter, right?
The money in his pocket is tight, but he can find a way to find someone to share today's expenses!
Thinking of this, Qin Shushu's eyeballs rolled, and he took it into consideration instantly.
"Hey! Daming! After a while, the professor and I will go out to eat, how many of you brothers have eaten? No, no, no, I mean, do you have any food you want to eat? I'll buy it for you. Wipe, mine Don’t you know what the economic strength is? Anyway, I’ll be responsible for bringing it back to you as soon as it’s done, and it’s not bad if you have to work hard!”
"Yeah! I heard that his sweet and sour pork and braised pork ribs are more delicious. I think you might as well try it. Yes! After I get there, I will take a picture of the price list for you, so as not to say that I take it when I come back." It's cheaper for you."
"Okay! Then you wait for me! I'll bring it back to you later after dinner!"
After hanging up the phone, Qin Shushu felt a lot lighter in an instant.
The so-called rich man is difficult to be a man without money.
That's how he is now.
Since he came into contact with the Six Paths cultivation group, he hardly had time to work and study to support himself.
Fortunately, he did a mission with the Great Wilderness, and he was able to live by earning two thousand yuan, otherwise he would have to live in debt again.
Although it's not like he hasn't lived a life of debt, but who would want to live like that?
After all, the sons in the dormitory are not rich...
After arriving at the restaurant, Qin Shushu immediately took photos of the prices on the menu, which made the restaurant owner startled, thinking that the price bureau was here to check the prices.
It wasn't until Qin Shushu started ordering that the boss smiled happily.
"Boss, for the dishes I ordered just now, serve half of each item. Pack the other half into a box, and I'll take it away later."
"Come on, I'll give you another eight yuan for the packaging!"
"no problem!"
Anyway, the eight yuan package money will still be reimbursed in the end, and it can be said that Qin Shushu gave it to him, which is a joy.
His strategy is very simple.
I keep half of the stir-fried vegetables and put the money on it first, and then sell the packed vegetables to my sons.
In this way, isn't this meal just for the sons to share their father's worries?
This is the so-called trick of borrowing flowers to offer Buddha!
After the two sat down.
Of course it was two people, but soon the Fakong monk would fail in alms, and finally came to the hotel to meet them again.
The dishes in the restaurant were put on the table one after another, which made Zhuge Qingyun frowned uncontrollably.
"This restaurant is weird! Brother Qin, look, these dishes are very large in the picture, but in fact the meals here are only about 1/2 of the size of the dishes. You said that their store Is it cheating consumers?"
Qin Shushu smiled awkwardly, and quickly whispered.
"The picture is for reference only, and the real thing is used as an example. Just like the braised beef pattern on instant noodles, it is impossible to put so much delicious beef in it, which means the same."
Zhuge Qingyun snorted angrily.
"Now people really don't have the same people, and they only play this opportunistic style. It really makes me hold my breath!"
Qin Shushu quickly filled the wine glass with beer and handed it to Zhuge Qingyun.
"Okay, okay, don't be angry. Come on, let's go first!"
Sure enough, when the two of them were halfway through eating, Monk Fakong arrived late.
"Two benefactors, little monk Fakong..."
"Okay, stop rambling, I can hear cocoons if you don't bother me. Sit down and eat quickly, the food will be cold in a while."
"Thank you two benefactors for your kindness, the little monk will not be polite."
"It's as if you've been polite, every time you lick the plate, it's cleaner than your face!"
"..."
Although there were eight dishes on the table, several people still couldn't get enough of them.
Especially Fakong, this time the plate was licked cleaner than last time, and he rubbed his stomach and sighed after eating, obviously he didn't enjoy eating to his heart's content.
Just when Qin Shushu stood up and was about to pay, Zhuge Qingyun took out his mobile phone and scanned the QR code, and a voice came from the electronic speaker instantly.
"The payment arrives at 666 yuan!"
"Huh!? How can I ask you to pay the bill? How dare you do that?"
Qin Shushu was taken aback for a moment, and then said to Zhuge Qingyun with some reproach.
Zhuge Qingyun smiled.
"It's impolite to come and never go back! Yesterday was your treat for dinner, so naturally I need to invite you today. You and I are gentlemen, so we should reciprocate courtesy."
Fa Kongquan pretended not to hear, and turned around to look out the window, pretending to be a thinking person.
"You're embarrassing me!"
As soon as Qin Shushu finished speaking, the owner of the restaurant immediately brought a large plastic bag, which contained more than a dozen lunch boxes.
"I forgot that I need a lunch box when packing rice, but I don't need to pay extra. Such an auspicious number like 666 yuan is still rare to come across, so these few dollars will be waived!"
Qin Shushu took the plastic bag full of lunch boxes, feeling that his embarrassment was about to commit cancer.
When others treat guests to dinner, they pack half of the table by themselves, and they pack it in advance.
If this matter got out, would Qin Shushu have to be a human again? ?
Zhuge Qingyun looked at him suspiciously.
"Are you...?"
"Ha... haha... ah! A few friends in our dormitory haven't eaten yet, so they asked me to buy some meals for them. We just happened to be eating here, so I bought them for them in advance."
Zhuge Qingyun nodded clearly, and then deliberately raised his voice by two points with a face full of displeasure, as if to tell the boss what he said.
"So that's the way it is. But next time, I'd better wait for the food to come and look at the menu code, and then choose whether to bring food for other people, so as not to be deceived and taken advantage of. Alright, let's go!"
The owner of the restaurant quit in an instant, and he was about to fight back at Zhuge Qingyun's words with his eyes wide open.
When Qin Shushu saw it, he quickly stood in front of the two of them.
"Business is more expensive than harmony, it's okay, it's okay."
After finishing speaking, he hurriedly left the hotel with Zhuge Qingyun.
Got it!
There are only a few restaurants in front of the door, and it seems that there is one less place to choose for eating in the future, which is really self-defeating!
No wonder Zhuge Qingyun ordered so many delicious food with great fanfare today. The feeling is that he was ready to pay for it early in the morning, but his vision and pattern are too far behind...
After Qin Shushu had a good meal, he went back to the dormitory and put the lunch box on the table.
"Son, daddy is back from hunting! Hurry up and hand over your money!"
Several beasts cheered, all jumped up from the bed, took the lunch box out of the plastic bag and opened it hurriedly.
"I was going crazy from hunger in the dormitory, why did you come back?"
"That's right, the flowers I've been waiting for are all gone. If you don't come back again, I'll be so hungry that I don't want to eat!"
"Huh? Which restaurant did you cook this for? Why is the portion so small? It looks like a half portion..."
Qin Shushu poked his waist and scolded Daming angrily.
"Which restaurant can be so honest now and bring you back a bowl of vegetables? Don't pick and choose with me here, the restaurant doesn't cook half of the vegetables! Is it easy for me to come back with such a big meal? ? Take out the money, hurry up!"
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