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When Zhuge Qingyun and Fakong insisted on compensation, Qin Shushu proposed a kind of compensation after repeated weighing, and the statement was extremely euphemistic.

"Before that, you said that the two of you are immortal cultivators. Do immortal cultivators really exist?"

Zhuge Qingyun nodded vigorously, and at the same time grabbed the ashtray beside him and threw it into the air. The ashtray instantly turned into a stupid bird that didn't look very clever, and slid all the way from the sky to the ground with its wings fluttering. It landed in the form of a dog eating shit, and then turned into an ashtray again.

Even though I have seen the Great Wilderness turning a stone into a gold brick, looking at it now, I still think it is very miraculous, and the shape of the mouth has also become O-shaped very well, which makes Zhuge Qingyun very satisfied.

Which mortal didn't have this expression after seeing the tricks of the immortal?
This was true in ancient times, and it is still true today, and this will not change easily.

Even if a rocket can rush out of the earth, it only represents the level of technology, and it does not mean that human beings can easily break through their own shackles, so it is only natural to be shocked!
"Okay! Now that you two have said that no matter what compensation I propose, I believe in your sincerity. Next, I will make a small request to you. This small request is for you It's so easy. If you reject me, I will definitely not pester you, after all, both of you are immortals, and I am just a mortal..."

Qin Shushu almost put the label "I am a disadvantaged group" on his forehead. In short, he sold a wave of misery first, and confirmed the words of the two of them.

Fakong suddenly became a little nervous.

"Benefactor, what I just said is absolutely true. No matter what I take from me, I will not refuse the benefactor. It's just that there is a golden bowl on me that belongs to my abbot, so except for this item Other than that, the donor can take it."

After Fakong finished speaking, Zhuge Qingyun's enthusiasm quickly subsided a lot, and he spoke repeatedly.

"Brother Qin, I was a little negligent. I have a treasure called Mountains and Rivers Map on me. This treasure is also the property of my headmaster. I also have no right to give it to you. Other things can be taken as you like. Let's go, I, Zhuge Qingyun, will never frown!"

Mountain and river map!
Qin Shushu couldn't help clicking his tongue!

Didn't the Great Wild Wanderer go to Songyang Academy with him just to get treasures like Mountains and Rivers Map?

After a circle of feelings, the map of mountains and rivers is not in the holy book hall of Songyang Academy at all, but is carried on Zhuge Qingyun's body.

After hearing the words "Mountain and River Picture", Qin Shushu moved a little bit of thought, but soon disappeared.

That's right.

He originally thought that he was going to help the great wastelander get the map of mountains and rivers, and then help him cross the catastrophe.

Then he thought of the shameless rogue who shamelessly took himself as the scapegoat. This kind of behavior of selling teammates is simply scum!

For scum, he is determined not to have kind thoughts, otherwise he will be worse than scum!

"You two brothers don't need to be so nervous. I, Qin Shushu, am a good man upright, so naturally I won't worry about the treasures on both of you. And to be honest, even if the treasures were given to me, I wouldn't be able to use them as a mortal."

Fakong and Zhuge Qingyun were all quietly relieved.

It's okay, it's okay...as long as they don't want the treasures on them!

"Since you are cultivators, I think you all should have mastered the basic knowledge of cultivating immortals, or the method of cultivating immortals. You have also said just now that my physique is very useless and not suitable for cultivating immortals. So I mean the two of you , can you teach me some methods of cultivating immortals? In this way, it will prolong my life, and it will also be beneficial to you two."

Zhuge Qingyun and Fakong were taken aback at the same time, and then asked rather strangely.

"This matter sounds very interesting. If the two of us teach you some methods, it will naturally prolong your life for you, but what good will it do for the two of us?"

Qin Shushu smiled slightly, and answered them with confidence.

He knew that what he said next would definitely make the two of them agree to his request, and he would also do his duty, responsibility, and dedication to his entry-level cultivation!
"There are three reasons for what I said, you two may wish to listen to whether what I said makes sense."

"One of the reasons. As the saying goes, a gentleman's words are hard to follow. A man must do what he says, and what he does must be fruitful. Buddhism also pays attention to cause and effect. Since the two of you have promised to make up for me, and you have said clearly, if If you can't fulfill your promise, it will definitely affect the future path of the two of you. This is one of the reasons!"

Zhuge Qingyun and Fakong nodded in agreement at the same time, and Qin Shushu continued to work hard after being encouraged.

"The second reason. Listening to the debate between the two of you, it is obvious that there should be a distinction between Confucianism and Buddhism, but your debate has not resulted in any results. The reason why there is no result is that all your debates are the same. You only stick to your own opinions, and no one can fully verify you."

"As I said just now, I'm a good-for-nothing. If the two guide me in exercises, which one can make the good-for-nothing go one step further, then which one will be the more outstanding existence. At this point , I can well prove whether Confucianism is stronger or Buddhism is stronger!"

Zhuge Qingyun's eyes lit up, and a flame called fighting spirit began to rise.

Looking back at Fakong, there was also a trace of flame burning in Gujing Wubo's eyes.

"As for the third reason! According to what you said, of course, I also follow your train of thought, because I don't know the authenticity of this matter at all. There is a mysterious person who framed me. And It’s because I don’t know anything about it. If I can embark on the road of cultivating immortals, I think I will be able to detect the person hidden in the shadows and lure him out.”

"After luring him out, I can know why he planted the blame on me. You can also catch him and get back the treasures of your sect. Isn't this a good thing that kills two birds with one stone?"

As soon as Qin Shushu's words fell, Zhuge Qingyun's applause rang out.

"Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful!"

The three wonderful words in a row perfectly expressed Zhuge Qingyun's feelings at this time.

Qin Shushu is such a wonderful guy!

If ordinary mortals saw the two of them displaying the magic tricks, they would have been scared out of their wits by now, or directly questioned that they were performing magic.

On the other hand, what about Qin Shushu?

What a pure heart!
It took them almost no effort to convince him that they were immortal cultivators, and at the same time they had thought so much about them.

The conditions put forward are firstly that they don’t want material compensation from them, and secondly that they put themselves in their shoes and solve their troubles for them. What a good young man with an old-fashioned heart!

For such a young man, it is necessary to teach him some methods, and he must be taught some methods by a serious person. Otherwise, how can it show that Confucianism is stronger than Buddhism!

In Zhuge Qingyun's eyes, Qin Shushu himself is a university student, so he can be regarded as a half-Confucian.

Confucian supreme skills such as Haoran Zhengqi Jue are also rotten street skills, which can be taught to Qin Shushu, and can give him a little bit of Songyang Academy's unique understanding.

As for how far he can practice, it all depends on his own ability.

of course.

No matter what, at least it must be better than what Fakong taught.

If Qin Shushu's useless qualifications can really get started, then Zhuge Qingyun can bring him back to Songyang Academy, and it will not be in vain to teach him and add strength to the academy!
"Brother Qin's compensation, I, Zhuge Qingyun, agreed! What do you say, little monk? Do you dare to do what Brother Qin said, our Confucianism and your Buddhism will compete with him!"

Fakong made a Buddha's name and nodded.

"My little monk only wants to fulfill his promise, and has absolutely no desire to compete for supremacy. If benefactor Zhuge really wants to see the power of Buddhist exercises, this little monk can only let benefactor Zhuge get his wish."

Seeing that the two agreed, Qin Shushu couldn't help being overjoyed.

"I don't know what you two are. I'm still a student at the university, and the school's management is quite strict. Today is Sunday and there are no classes at school. I have to go back to school early tomorrow morning. If I miss attendance, it will affect my graduation. .So can the two of you teach me the exercises on Saturday and Sunday?"

Zhuge Qingyun said with embarrassment.

"If it were in the usual way, I would naturally have no objection to Brother Qin's suggestion. But now we don't have much time left, and it is imminent to teach you the exercises. It is absolutely impossible to teach you only two days a week."

"Then what should I do..."

This is the last semester of university, and he doesn't want to delay his graduation certificate because of such a trivial matter as cultivating immortals.

After all, to be admitted to university and get a diploma is the expectation of the whole orphanage, and it is also the greatest trust of the old director. He hopes that he can set a good example for the whole orphanage.

If you want to graduate, in addition to the test scores, it is convenient to directly link your daily attendance. It is very difficult to find someone to replace you. After all, his name is so annoying, and it is easy for the teacher to remember his face...

"How about this, Fakong and I will go to school with you and use your spare time to teach you. This will definitely not delay your courses."

"The two of you are going to Qingzhou University, stop joking!"

Qin Shushu felt that his proposal was too nonsense, and the two of them were not college students, so how could Uncle Security let them through?

Even if they go to university, they are not students, so naturally it is impossible to arrange dormitories for them, so where do they live?
Zhuge Qingyun asked in bewilderment.

"How can we be joking? Since you don't have time to come out, then we will get the best of both worlds. We will help you practice exercises in your spare time, but we will never interfere with your normal life."

"I mean how can you get into the school? First of all, you have to be a college student, and you are a college student at Qingzhou University, otherwise the security guards will not let you in. Eh!? Could it be that you want to sneak in every time?" Sneak in, and help me practice the exercises in my spare time?"

Zhuge Qingyun suddenly realized, and quickly took out a small book from his pocket.

"Well... Qingzhou... has it!"

Zhuge Qingyun seemed to have locked on to a target, then took out his mobile phone from his pocket and made a call.

"Hello, ah, I'm Zhuge Qingyun, the direct disciple of the dean of Songyang Academy. The teacher left me your phone number."

"Yes, I want to enter Qingzhou University to stay for a while now. Can you give me two identities? In terms of age, I can have two identities according to the age of about 20. We will stay in the school for a while. Time is needed in the dormitory, and besides, don’t let other people disturb the two of us, the two of us also need absolute freedom to go in and out of any place.”

"Oh, honorary professor, right? OK, let's arrange it like this, thank you!"

After finishing the phone call, Zhuge Qingyun smiled slightly at the dumbfounded Qin Shushu.

"Things have been settled, it doesn't seem to be troublesome!"

"Forehead……"

Not only is it not troublesome!

It's just too smooth, okay? ?
I have been working hard since elementary school, and successfully skipped two grades in the middle. Only then was I able to enter the junior year at the age of 19. After studying hard for so many years, I am still a college dog. Look at others!
He just made a casual phone call and directly gave an honorary professor!

Qin Shushu was so angry that he wanted to lift the table!

If he had known that Zhuge Qingyun was so powerful, he wouldn't have cared about checking attendance. Wouldn't it be enough to just ask Zhuge Qingyun to say hello to the principal?
It would be better for Zhuge Qingyun to directly give himself the title of honorary professor, and then see how those teachers with drooping eyeballs who look down on him feel.

PS: Honorary Professor is usually awarded by universities to scholars who have made outstanding contributions in academia. It is an honorary title.

Honorary professors are generally given to scholars who have made outstanding contributions in the academic world to commend their achievements, and their nature is similar to that of "honorary doctorates" issued abroad.

It is a high honor, and neither the grantor nor the recipient is contractually bound.

Visiting professor, like honorary professor and honorary professor, is an honorary title, but the difference is that honorary professor only has honor and no obligation, and only needs to "grant" the title.

After a university grants someone this title, that person can live forever and never go to that university again. Visiting professors are obliged to do things for the other party, usually making reports or doing collaborative research, so qualification approval is required.

Regardless of Zhuge Qingyun's status or knowledge, there is absolutely no problem with being an honorary professor in Qingzhou University.

In other words, this is even the honor of Qingzhou University!
As a scholar, Zhuge Qingyun also has his own pride, so if he really arranges a visiting professor for him, he might feel a little annoyed!

I have to say that this unnamed Confucian outer disciple is really very knowledgeable about current affairs!
After hanging up the phone, Zhuge Qingyun patted Fakong on the shoulder.

"Starting today, the two of us will be entering Qingzhou University for a while. My identity is the honorary professor of Qingzhou University, and your identity is the assistant of the honorary professor of Qingzhou University. The two of us are subordinates in terms of professional titles. So you must be a good assistant."

Fakong rolled his eyes secretly, and Qin Shushu saw it.

Zhuge Qingyun is definitely a scheming whore, in order to suppress Shaolin, he can use any means!

For such a trivial matter of entering the school, he can try every means to overwhelm this monk, and he is really pervasive...

"Benefactor Zhuge, I don't lie all my life, so I can't pretend to be your assistant. If someone asks me about my identity, I think it's better for me to be blunt."

"Do you still want to get back your Shaolin Yi Jin Jing and Marrow Washing Jing? If you want to get it back, you must play this role well. If you can't play this role well, I advise you to stay in the Wait for my news in the hotel. In this way, you can only be a monk who does not believe in your words, and don’t keep bragging about how great your Buddhism is.”

Fakong made a Buddha's name, and then raised his face.

"As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? This time I entered the school to find the treasure for me in Shaolin. If I have to make mistakes in order to find the treasure, then I am willing to bear all the responsibilities!"

"Bah, bah, you are such a hypocritical little monk!"

Seeing that the time was getting late, Qin Shushu yawned slightly.

"It's already 21:30 now. Even if we go back to school, the school gate should have been closed. We might as well go to bed earlier. It's just that there is only one big bed..."

Fakong stood up immediately, then took out the mustard bag from the furoshiki, and then took out a flesh-colored futon from it and placed it on the ground.

"Benefactor Qin, please don't think about the little monk. The little monk has a futon to sit on, and it happens to be able to meditate."

"Uh...Master Fakong, I have a question, can you explain it to me?"

"Benefactor Qin, but it doesn't matter."

Qin Shushu pointed to the empty furoshiki, and then pointed to the mustard seed bag inside the furoshiki.

"I just saw that you took out a meat futon from that small bag..."

Fakong let out a clear oh.

"This magic weapon is called the mustard bag. It is a common space magic weapon that cultivators must have. It can store a large amount of non-living objects."

Qin Shushu shook his head like a rattle.

"No no no, I mean, that little bag looks like it can hold a lot of things, why do you put the mustard bag in the furoshiki again? Don't you put everything in the mustard bag? okay?"

"right……"

Fakong looked at the furoshiki and the mustard bag, and suddenly became a little distressed.

He has used this furoshiki for a long time.

Since his cultivation base was extremely weak, he began to have this baggage.

Later, the abbot gave him a mustard bag, but he still used furoshiki to wrap things.

For him, furoshiki itself is used to wrap some small objects, and naturally it also includes small objects such as mustard bags.

So these things have always been taken for granted in his view, and he has never paid attention to or thought about this aspect.

Now being mentioned by Qin Shushu, Fakong's distressed expression at the beginning gradually turned into a pensive thought, and finally his brows were completely wrinkled.

"The furoshiki is for wrapping small things, so small things like mustard bags should be wrapped inside the furoshiki."

"A magic weapon like a mustard bag can store anything, and of course it can also store furoshiki."

"But once the furoshiki is stored in a mustard bag, what can the furoshiki contain..."

Zhuge Qingyun ignored Fakong's muttering to himself, and took his toothbrush and toothpaste to the bathroom to wash up.

Qin Shushu stared dumbfounded at Fakong talking to himself nervously, only then did he realize how much trouble he had caused.

This scene is more like in a movie, Tang Seng is explaining the truth of life to the goblin under the bull demon king's seat!

If he babbled all night like this, would he still have to sleep?
"Is this matter really that tangled? Wouldn't it be over if you threw away the burden?"

Fakong, who was thinking hard, heard Qin Shushu's words, and his eyes instantly shot two substantive rays of light!

"That's right! Little Monk, why didn't I think of that! Let go... Only by letting go can you get great freedom!"

Next, Fakong looked at him more fiercely, which made him feel hairy, and quickly wrapped the quilt around himself, trembling.

"You... what are you doing! Let me tell you, don't mess around! There are cameras in hotels now!"

But Fakong uttered the Buddha's name contentedly.

"Amitabha! As I said, the donor is a person with great wisdom roots. Even if there are thousands of obstacles and difficulties, the poor monk will definitely bring you into the Buddhist gate!"

Qin Shushu: Σ(°△°)︴

Damn, it's self-inflicted, you can't live!