Six Paths Cultivation Chat Group

"The password you entered is wrong, please re-enter or click Forgot Password to reset."

in front of the computer.

An old man with fairy style and bones tied his hair in a bun, wore a flat Hunyuan hat pinned by a wooden hairpin, and was dressed in a blue Taoist robe, with a white hair whisk indecently sandwiched between his legs.

At this moment, his pupils dilated, his whole body was dripping with cold sweat, and the aloofness and calmness of the past all disappeared!
"No! Impossible! I have never changed the password, how could I be wrong?"

"Oh my God! How can I prove that this QQ number is mine now? Why didn't I use my ID card to bind the QQ number! Qingfeng, come here!"

Daoist named Qingfeng shrank his neck in fright when he saw that his master looked like a madman.

"Master, it looks like you are 666 years old this year. Applying for your ID card will embarrass the police station, so... Master, Master, what's the matter with you? Come on! Ancestor Xuan Yi is insane La!!"

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On Thursday, November 2021, 11, the weather turned from blizzard to fine weather.

This year's weather is much colder than previous years, which is said to be caused by the La Nina phenomenon.

However, in Qin Shushu's opinion, what really made him feel cold was the content in the QQ space that he had just hacked.

"Fuck! My pants are all off, let me see this!?"

Qin Shushu, 19 years old this year, is a third-year student at Qingzhou University.

Because today is Singles' Day, the elders in the dormitory respectfully gave him a special gift.

According to them, this is the QQ number of the school belle He Yulian. On such a special day, the single campus goddess must be very attractive, as long as she is handsome enough, she will definitely be able to date her.

It just so happened that Qin Shushu was so poor that he only had one face left.

So, after he condemned the three big boys with righteous words and righteous words, he directly hacked the QQ of the school belle He Yulian!
Who still talks about QQ numbers these days?

The sons obviously didn't want to find their mother, but wanted him to talk about his loneliness!
How could such an evil scheming be hidden from his eyes?

However, the QQ number will be associated with the QQ space, and the photos and diaries are stored in the QQ space.
As a female college student living on campus, there are no photos with a few girlfriends in Qzone?

Will there be a silly white sweet group photo without splashing water?
Qin Shushu naturally didn't believe it.

Qin Shushu was reluctant to chop off the hands of the whole people on Double Eleven, because he needed to hold a roll of toilet paper with one hand and move the mouse with the other.

Just when he hacked the QQ account and opened the QQ and space of the school belle He Yulian, he was stunned!

【Contact】

【my good friend】

Headmaster of Wudang Mountain——Qingwei

Positive faction——Songyang real person

Longevity Palace of Eight Immortals—Nine Songs Huiyang Taoist (Passed away)
After opening the Qzone, in addition to dense articles about metaphysics and Taoism, there is an old man with white hair and childlike face, with a kind (full) brow (face) kind (pretentious) eye (forced) smiling face upturned.

Take a closer look at the QQ name: Zidong Zhenren Xuanyi
"Ah, I actually hacked the wrong person? Two hours, I spent two full hours!"

Qin Shushu roared frantically to the sky, threw the toilet paper aside, and quickly wrapped the quilt around his clean thighs and whole body, which allowed him to get rid of the cold and gain some warmth.

Carefully checked the QQ number that Hao Daer gave him, one of the 0s should not be too outrageous, it looks very close to 6, this is also an important reason why Qin Shushu hacked the wrong QQ number.

In order to get the QQ account of the school belle He Yulian, Qin Shushu used the password to crack the dictionary in front of the computer, and it took a full hour and a half before he could log in to the QQ account.

Because it showed that the QQ account had just been logged in, in order to buy himself some time, Qin Shushu simply changed all the passwords and secrets, so that he could happily explore all of He Yulian's secrets for at least 10 minutes.

however!
All the good moods disappeared when Qin Shushu saw the selfie of Xuan Yi with his nostrils upturned and self-admired.

The old man's smiling face in the QQ space also became extremely hateful in his eyes at this time.

"I want to see lace and beauties, not Fuchen and Lao Bangzi!"

"Laugh, I'll make you laugh!"

Qin Shushu quickly changed the QQ name Zidong Zhenren Xuanyi directly to Zidong Real Beast, and then implemented the overall synchronization function of the screen name.

In this way, whether it is a QQ friend or a Q group friend, everyone can appreciate his new name.

As the so-called beast in clothes, seeing the huge contrast between the profile picture and the name, Qin Shushu nodded very satisfied, and then logged out of the QQ account.

Huddled under the quilt to warm his slightly stiff limbs, the smiling face of the old Taoist flashed in Qin Shushu's mind again, and after a long while, he was finally moved with compassion.

"Hey, this matter is still my big brother's fault. An old man still expects to use QQ to communicate with the world. If I changed the password, what should I do if I can't appeal?"

"It's too much to change the old man's online name to a beast, even if he looks a lot like him, forget it, forget it, I'd better change it back for you."

There are not many good people in the world. Qin Shushu thinks that he should be regarded as the mainstay of the good people, so he decides to forgive the old Taoist for accidentally ruining his good mood.

Xuanyi: (╬￣dish￣)
After opening QQ again, a group chat popped up in an instant, and the messages in it came one after another, making Qin Shushu's laptop beep continuously.

Great Wilderness: "Huh? A fellow Taoist changed his name? Beast. This name sounds familiar yet unfamiliar! @混元金鹏红天, is it your vest?"

Luo Xiaohua: "@大皇浪人, when will you be able to correct your problem of death? If I remember correctly, your name used to be Dahuang Madman, so you won’t be afraid of really @成功了, you will be killed by Senior Qingtian every minute To be labeled as a wasteful person?"

Dahuang Wanderer: "Isn't Senior Qingtian in seclusion? How could there be a group of water? And with the kindness of seniors, how could you mind my kind teasing?"

Seeing the conversation between the two people in the group, more group members soon discovered the abnormality of Xuanyi's name.

Yan Chixia: "When did a newcomer come to our group? Are you reliable?"

Tyrant Sword A Fei: "@燕Chixia, are you questioning the vision of the Tianshan True Monarchs?"

Yan Chixia: "Want to sow discord? Are you itchy again? Do you want to fight!"

Great Wilderness: "Beer and drinks are big melon seeds. Please put your legs back, Rourou!"

Xiao Rourou: "@大野浪人^_^. By the way, this is the second animal way senior in our Six Paths cultivation chat group? @紫洞真击前, I don’t know what the state of the senior is, where is the cave."

Qin Shushu originally wanted to finish changing the password as soon as possible, but was attracted by the content of everyone in the chat group, and after watching it for a while, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.

"Six paths, cultivation, realm, Dongfu, all the mentally ill people who love Xianxia are all gathered here, right?"

Qin Shushu clicked the roaming record function above, and a lot of historical chat content was displayed.

Judging from the time, Xuan Yi's QQ account was pulled in by a netizen named Zhenjun Tianshan at 6:30 this morning.

The content of the chat in this group is simply varied.

The Three Realms and Six Paths talk about everything, such as Pangu opening the sky, eighteen levels of hell, and even a group of friends threatened to live broadcast the Heavenly Tribulation in the near future, which almost made Qin Shushu's front teeth fall out of laughter!
catastrophe?

Also live! ?

Anyone with a little knowledge of physics knows that it is not allowed to make a phone call in thunderous weather.

Because whether it is an elderly phone within [-] yuan or a fruit phone worth tens of thousands, it may be damaged by lightning.

So, live?How can it be!