School belle spare me

This cheap dog really hurt me!Xu Xiaobei wailed in his heart.

"Hehe, Xu Xiaobei, are you not afraid of people?"

Grabbing the underwear from Xu Xiaobei's hand, Ruan Qiushui said through gritted teeth.

"Student Qiushui, it's a bit windy today. Your underwear was blown off the balcony. I'm planning to send it back to you!"

Xu Xiaobei pretended to be calm in the face of danger.

"Whoa."

There was the sound of clothes falling, the wardrobe door opened, and a large amount of underwear inside was scattered all over the place.

"Hehe, Xu Xiaobei, you picked these up?"

Looking at the underwear scattered all over the floor in different colors and styles, Ruan Qiushui completely regarded Xu Xiaobei as a pervert.

"Hey, this is indeed a bit too much."

Xu Xiaobei had a cheeky face and laughed dryly.

"Pervert! Is this a tornado?"

Thinking of the scene during the day, Zhou Yi couldn't help but talk.

"How can you say perverted? This is performance art, yes, performance art!"

Seemingly having found the foothold of his sophistry, Xu Xiaobei emphasized it twice.

"Hehe...continue to make up, today I will see if you can tell the flowers!"

Ruan Qiushui was also laughed angrily by Xu Xiaobei, sneered a few times, put his hands on his chest, and looked like he was watching a good show.

"British performance artist - Wozki, once filled a bungalow with dolls."

"These dolls are new and old, some are complete and some are incomplete. They look eerie during the day, and they look like haunted houses at night."

"Some neighbors couldn't stand the weird atmosphere and called the police, but the police said it was performance art."

"These dolls are to show children's inner loneliness, and to call on parents to spend more time with their children."

Xu Xiaobei's words were powerful and resounding, who would have thought that he made them up now?

"So that's why you stole my underwear?"

Ruan Qiushui was unmoved, gave him a hard look, and said angrily.

"Student Qiushui, you can't say that! What he collects is dolls, and what I collect is underwear. There is a similarity between them!"

Xu Xiaobei bit the bullet and said, who made himself so good at telling a lie.

"Really? I really didn't see it!"

Ruan Qiushui's current appearance is a good interpretation of what it means to sneer.

"I collect these underwear to appeal to all women in the world to cast aside the shackles of the world and establish the concept of openness and freedom!"

Xu Xiaobei's voice was sincere and powerful, and he was even moved.

"Student Qiushui, in order to support my great ideals and career, and for the sake of women all over the world, would you like to give me my underwear and liberate myself by the way?"

After calming down his excitement, Xu Xiaobei raised his eyebrows at Ruan Qiushui, and glanced at the fullness of her chest.

"Pervert, I'll give it to you... I'll give it to you, go and fight for your cause!"

Slamming the underwear on Xu Xiaobei's chest, Ruan Qiushui left angrily.

"Hey, Qiushui..."

Watching Ruan Qiushui go away in anger, Zhou Yi also followed.

"Student Qiushui has a high awareness. I will thank you on behalf of female friends all over the world. See you in class tomorrow!"

Seeing Ruan Qiushui's back, Xu Xiaobei shouted at her.

"Ding, the system prompts: The system tester has the urge to kill, and gains two hundred emotional points."

Hearing the prompt from the system, Xu Xiaobei yawned lazily.

Not far away, Erha saw everything in his eyes, and the words "performance art" deeply attracted him.

"Performance art? It sounds very compelling!"

Erha muttered to himself, and walked towards Xu Xiaobei's dormitory.

"Yo Daxian, did you bring my genius treasure?"

Xu Xiaobei was in a good mood just after clearing the hell-level dungeon of "Raging Ruan Qiushui".

"Brought it."

Responding casually, Erha threw the three medicinal herbs on Xu Xiaobei's bed, and the whole dormitory was filled with a strong medicinal fragrance.

Erha didn't have the slightest heartache on his face, and he didn't know what he was thinking about absently.

Seeing Erha's appearance, Xu Xiaobei felt slightly different. Did the sun come out from the west today?Why is this bitch so generous!

Taking out Ruan Qiushui's great underwear that "supports his career", Xu Xiaobei threw it to Erha.

Putting away the "golden inner armor" handed down from ancient times, Erha didn't have much mood swings, and his face was still in a daze.

"Ahem, boy, I am very interested in the performance art you just mentioned, can you tell me about it?"

Gao Leng, who was a great immortal, disappeared, and Erha looked at Xu Xiaobei expectantly.

It turns out that this bitch is interested in performance art, Xu Xiaobei thought he had taken the wrong medicine!

"This performance art is too profound, and I can't finish it in a few words. Besides, it's getting late now, Daxian should go back first."

Xu Xiaobei deliberately said half a sentence and left half a sentence, ready to whet Erha's appetite.

Hearing Xu Xiaobei's words, Erha is scratching his heart like claws at this moment, how could he leave willingly?

"Boy, proficiency is not a problem. Daxian, I have excellent aptitude. As long as you are willing to say it, I can pay some tuition fees."

After finishing speaking, Erha had a natural expression, and happily took out the medicinal materials that blindly dissipated the spiritual energy.

Treasures of heaven and earth?Seeing what Erha was holding, Xu Xiaobei was a little surprised.

Although it is not a high-end product, it is really a big deal for Erha who can only get in and out!

"Ahem, okay, since Daxian loves you so much, I'll tell Daxian what performance art is."

Xu Xiaobei tugged hard twice before pulling the herb out of Erha's hand.

Sure enough, the country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change, so what if a dog can't change it!

Just now Xu Xiaobei thought that Erha had become more generous, but now it seems that he really misunderstood him.

"Daxian, this performance art is one of the modern art forms that originated in Europe..."

In the dormitory, Xu Xiaobei's voice sounded, and he started talking to Erha endlessly.

In fact, Xu Xiaobei didn't know anything about performance art, what he said to Ruan Qiushui just now was all nonsense.

But since Daxian has already paid the tuition fee, he has to talk about it.

Who made us decent people?You will never do such a thing as cheating people!

Turning on the phone, Xu Xiaobei searched for an article, and read it to Erha intently.

Two hours later, Erha left Xu Xiaobei's dormitory with a satisfied face.

"Wow, the dog I like doesn't show up, the dog that shows up doesn't like it, how far is the dog I'm waiting for in the future... Ben Daxian will be a performance artist from now on!"

The familiar singing sounded, and Erha ran happily on the campus of Wangda University.

Hearing Erha's singing, Xu Xiaobei covered his cheeks with his hands full of worry.

A husky is already neurotic enough, how neurotic is a husky who can perform art?
Xu Xiaobei really couldn't imagine it!Poverty once again limited his imagination.

After Erha left, Xu Xiaobei was finally the only one left in the dormitory, and now he can take a good look at the unlocked system.

Turning on the system, looking at the emotional value of 8323 points, Xu Xiaobei felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart.

Thinking about the process of earning emotional points, Xu Xiaobei was also deeply moved. He was not beaten to death by the school belle. It was simply the ninth wonder of the world!

Looking at the menu bar, only the E-level menu (initial menu) can be viewed.

Now the D-level menu bar has also turned green, indicating that it can be viewed.

There is an extra C-level menu bar, which is grayed out and cannot be viewed. Unlocking conditions: accumulatively obtain 10 emotional points of testers.

Open the C-level menu bar, where three new items are unlocked.

[Random yellow magic weapon].

Function: After purchasing, you will randomly get a yellow-rank magic weapon, and there is a very small probability of getting a black-rank magic weapon.

Price: 4000 emotion value.

[Random yellow-rank heaven, material and earth treasure].

Function: After purchasing, you will randomly get a copy of Huang-rank Tiancaidibao, and there is a very small probability of getting Xuan-rank Tiancaidibao.

Price: 3000 emotion value.

【Random yellow rank martial skill】.

Function: After purchasing, you will randomly get a copy of Huang-rank martial arts, and there is a very small probability of getting Xuan-rank martial arts.

Price: 5000 emotion value.

Seeing the prices of these three commodities, Xu Xiaobei couldn't help but click his tongue secretly.

I thought that my emotional value of more than 8000 was already a huge fortune, but it was not enough to look at these three commodities.

Just buy two of them, and you will be back before liberation overnight.

Because the prices of these three items are too expensive, Xu Xiaobei must be cautious.

Not thinking about what to buy yet, Xu Xiaobei decided to use up the chance to win the lottery first.

Opening the lottery drawing interface, the familiar big turntable appeared in front of Xu Xiaobei again.

"Ding, the system prompts: Do you want to draw a lottery? This time it is a guaranteed draw."

"determine."

The big turntable started to turn, and in Xu Xiaobei's nervous mood, the pointer finally stopped.

"Ding, the system prompts: Congratulations on winning the item, the basic emotional value has increased by [-]%."

Hearing the prompt from the system, Xu Xiaobei was somewhat puzzled, the basic emotional value increased by [-]%?
What kind of prize is this?After carefully checking its instruction manual, Xu Xiaobei realized that it is simply a magic tool!
To put it simply, the school belle produces the same anger value. In the past, Xu Xiaobei could get 50 emotion points, but now he can get [-] emotion points.

In the past, you could get 3000 to 4000 emotion points for special missions, but now you can get 6000 to 8000 emotion points.

The unlocking condition of the C-level menu bar is: accumulatively obtain 10 tester emotional points.

Xu Xiaobei originally thought that he would have to wait until the year of the monkey to obtain the 10 emotional points, but now it seems that it is not that difficult.

Now it is equivalent to an increase in basic salary. With such benefits, Xu Xiaobei's "economic pressure" can be somewhat reduced.

After closing the lottery drawing interface, Xu Xiaobei came to the D-level menu bar again.

After looking at the three items over and over again, Xu Xiaobei finally decided to buy a copy of [Random Yellow Magical Artifact].

Xu Xiaobei felt that the treasures given by Erha could probably be classified as magic weapons.

If it wasn't for those treasures, he might have known the saltiness of Mengpo soup long ago.

So he decided to buy a magic weapon for him.