After binding the transformation system, I am getting stronger every day

"Then how much money do you have?" Huang He asked with a grin.

Host Ai Ruo froze for a moment, then shook his head.

"With me? I have no money with me."

Of course, if you have money, keep it at home. If you lose it, then play around!And after being poor for so long, I don't have the habit of carrying money at all, okay?

Besides, Academy City uses credits as transaction currency, so where does the money come from?

This is what Secretary Ai Ruo thought.

However, the big boss of Huanghe didn't know, he shook his head helplessly and sighed.

"Then, miss, do you have anything valuable on you? As long as it is valuable, give me 10 yuan and I will transfer all of Jiangnan Tannery to you!"

Secretary Ai Ruo frowned and shrugged
".I told you I didn't bring any money with me. If it's valuable, Apple, cha—"

Before Secretary Ai Ruo finished speaking, the big boss Huang He almost jumped up and said tremblingly with excitement.

"Apple X!"

Excitedly thinking that it is the 88888 Apple X endorsed by Ms. Mei!Yes!Apple x only has the 88888 yuan model!
The big boss of Huang He took out the contract that he had already prepared, and waited for the two to sign it.

"Well, my lord, as long as you give me Apple X, we will sign the contract now, and I will transfer all the shares of Jiangnan Tannery to you!"

"Um, no, no, it's not embarrassing."

Ai Ruo was stunned, this is really not good.

"It's okay, it's okay, my lord, the moment you hit it off with me, I'll treat it as a present for you!"

"No, this"

Ai Ruo wanted to explain something, but Huang He's big boss interrupted Ai Ruo's explanation.

big hand

"It's okay, it's okay, I'll give it to the nobleman! If you're worried, just give us a fingerprint."

Ai Ruo stared blankly at someone's signature and fingerprints, calling it proficient, and just waited for her to sign.
"Um..." Secretary Ai Ruo is very helpless.

"This, this really doesn't work"

Secretary Ai Ruo shook his head, looking rather embarrassed.

"It's all right, it's all right, my lord,"

The big boss Huang He looked very grand, waved his hand, and waited for Secretary Ai Ruo to take out the Apple X with a smile.

Secretary Ai Ruo was silent, seemingly unable to explain, and took out an Apple X from his pocket.

"Apple. Fork? Apple fork?!!!"

Apple + fork = apple fork!
It's okay, old man.

apple fork. apple x
One word difference.
"Pa..." Boss Huang He covered his forehead with complicated emotions.

"Boss Huang He, do you want to eat?"

Secretary Ai Ruo was eating an apple, and in a good mood, he forked an apple and handed it over.

"Don't talk to me, I want to be quiet!"

Boss Huang He covered his forehead and made a gesture of rejection.

Suddenly the earth trembled, and I saw a very, very plump woman, the earth trembled as she walked, let's call her a girl.

asked in a rough voice.

"My name is Jingjing, who misses me?"

Secretary Ai Ruo: "."

Yellow Crane Big Boss "."

"is it you?"

The plump girl pointed at Huang He, her big hands were thicker than the waist of Huang He's boss.

Boss Huang He shook his head tremblingly.

"It's really annoying. People who like people don't say it directly."

then
Secretary Ai Ruo never expected that the boss of Huang He finally said that Jiangnan Tannery Factory gave it to her, and Secretary Ai Ruo could only sigh.

"There are really good people in the world."

Looking at that Jing Jing, she held the big boss Huang He under her arm with one hand.

Running under the setting sun, that is the youth of the past.

It's nice to be young.

Ai Xiaoqian, the cat who has turned back into a human, is legally a large loli principal, staring at her best friend, teacher Jiang Yi, very unhappy.

"I want revenge!"

The headmaster of the big loli pouted and said angrily.

Today she wants to turn into a cat to see those cute little lolis.

Then the group of loli in the school
"Such a cute little cat" hair plucking

"Little cat is disobedient" scratching his ears
"I like little cats the most" was about to be strangled to death
"Little cat, run slowly." She pulled her tail.

etc.
Woo woo woo. Even thinking about it scares me!
Unexpectedly, those little girls who usually look very cute have such a terrifying dark side behind them. It really scared the principal to death!
From now on, never, never bully little Lolita again.But the headmaster wants revenge!

"You, just learned a transformation skill, you play around, and you are angry with children, you are really a child who can't grow up."

Teacher Jiang Yi mercilessly poked the principal of the large lolita.

"Well, that's my principal, anyway, I don't care, I want revenge!"

The big loli headmaster held her head high and said very unhappy.

Teacher Jiang Yi shook her head and said casually.

"If you want revenge, you have to find a reason, find an excuse."

Hearing this, the headmaster of the large loli raised her cute chin and smiled.

"The principal has long found the dark and corrupt side of this school! This time, the principal must crack down on bad school ethos and implement the name of a three-good school!"

"Hmm, dark and rotten? Could it be that there are female teachers in the school who were taken advantage of by the principal, or that the bad principal took care of the female students?" Teacher Jiang Yi suddenly approached her and asked with great interest.

The principal of the large loli glared at Teacher Jiang Yi angrily
"I am the principal! How dare you make fun of me, Mr. Jiang Yi, you have read too many novels!"

Teacher Jiang Yi shrugged and murmured.

"Yes, yes, what you said, principal."

The principal of the large loli waved her hand to tell the other party not to be serious
"Don't talk nonsense, this time the principal needs your help to rectify the school spirit!"

"There are really dark and corrupt things, tell me, how can I help?"

"That is, according to reliable information, I found that the test papers for this study have not changed at all in the past three years. Many students who passed Yang actually took the trading test papers to earn credits! It is really disgusting!"

"What you said is, how did you plan? Do you want me to supervise and catch those students who trade test papers? This way, you can't catch them all, and there will be more or less fish that slip through the net."

"Catch it, that's treating the symptoms but not the root cause, of course it's a new question."

"Then what do I need to do?"

"This time, Mr. Jiang Yi, please help me out with the exam papers. I will be in charge of the Chinese questions. Teacher Jiang Yi, you will be in charge of the math questions. I will ask my sister to help me with the aura questions."

Few people know that in this secret hut, in order to avenge the lolis, the Loli principal actually wanted to make a very historic and milestone decision here.

After busy preparations on the first day,

Exams start the next day

Most of the students stumbled upon one thing—the exam questions had changed!
Students in classes that bought trade exam papers were particularly hit.

All the exam papers they had worked so hard to memorize all night turned out to be invalid.

For a while, there were everywhere in the school-senior, I want to return the goods!
However, the seniors also expressed that they have no money!

Why?

The seniors sold the test papers to the juniors, and then used their money to buy the test papers of the seniors. This is a step-by-step purchase, so where did the final credits go?

The senior seniors at the top answered like this; "Do you know why we never compete with outsiders? Do you know why a large number of foreign tyrants compete with us every month for beautiful girl-flavored instant noodles?"

"Because they are the seniors who have graduated——!"

The students fainted at this, no wonder the exam papers are so expensive, it turned out that they raised the price.
So where did the money go in the end?

I went to the beautiful girl-flavored instant noodle shop under the name of Ms. Mei.
"I'm so sorry!"

For a time, howling was everywhere.

The changes in this exam are not just the test papers, in order to prevent some students from cheating and plagiarizing.

The biggest change is that the exam questions are all random exams.

The test software randomly selects questions from the question bank, so the content of this test is random, and there is no cheating in theory.

Of course, due to the imperfect software of this test, the difficulty of the test varies from person to person.

For example, a certain system.

Teacher Jiang Yi stood speechlessly behind this student named Xiaomengxin. There were 9 questions in the math test, and this student's question was .

1X1 =
1X2 =
1X3 =
1X4 =
1X5 =
1X6 =
1X7 =
1X8 =
1X9 =
Teacher Jiang Yi's heart almost collapsed, this is not an exam!This is clearly the formula for multiplication! ! !
Difficult ones, such as a classmate who met the CET-[-] exam.

1: HSK Band [-]: ? Leader: What do you mean?
2: Xiao Ming: Nothing interesting, just meaning.

3: Leader: You are not interesting enough.

4: Xiao Ming: Small meaning, small meaning.

5: Leader: You are really interesting.

6: Xiao Ming: Actually, there is no other meaning.

7: Leader: Then I am embarrassed.

8: Xiao Ming: I'm sorry.

This student is a little confused, he can recognize every word on this, but what is it talking about?
the answer is this

1: HSK Band [-]: ? Leader: What do you mean? ?——I just asked Xiao Ming what he wanted to do?
2: Xiao Ming: It's not interesting, it's meaning. ——Xiao Ming doesn’t do anything, but gives some red envelopes to the leader;

3: Leader: You are not interesting enough. ——That’s right? The leader thinks that Xiao Ming’s red envelopes are too few;
4: Xiao Ming: Small meaning, small meaning. ---The first little meaning is that Xiao Ming thinks it through, say? Small case; the second little meaning is that Xiao Ming takes out a bigger red envelope and gives it to the leader;

5: Leader: You are really interesting. ——The leader praised Xiao Ming for being sensible;

6: Xiao Ming: Actually, there is no other meaning. ——Xiao Ming wants the leader to give him some convenience;

7: Leader: Then I am embarrassed. ——It is the humble expression for the leader to accept the red envelope;

8: Xiao Ming: I'm sorry. ?——It is Xiao Ming’s modest expression after sending a red envelope.

Of course, many students encountered other strange problems
Candidates are asked to write the difference between the two sentences in the following topic?

1. Winter: wear as much as you can;

Summer: Wear as much as you can.

2. There are two reasons for leftover women: one is that no one looks up to them, and the other is that no one looks down on them.

3. I heard a girl call her boyfriend in the subway, "I have already arrived at Xizhimen, come out and go to the subway station. If you arrive and I haven't arrived yet, just wait. If I arrive, You haven't arrived yet, just wait."

4. The reason for being single: I used to like someone, but now I like someone. ?
5. Two kinds of people are easy to be dumped: one doesn't know what love is, and the other doesn't know what love is. ?
6. There are two reasons for wanting to be with someone: one is to fall in love with them, and the other is to fall in love with them.

7. A male colleague and a female colleague were late for work at the same time, but the female was not deducted wages, but the male was deducted because the male overslept and the female overslept.