Athlete, full of energy, even with the status of a soldier.

They are also human beings, and human beings have seven emotions and six desires.

And the athletes' emotions and desires are just a little more developed.

Especially in overseas competitions, athletes from many countries will regard participating in the competition as a kind of adventure trip.

In order to prevent the spread of diseases through the sexes, it has become a customary thing for the organizers of sports games to prepare condoms for athletes.

This has been going on since 1988.In the previous Rio Olympics, there were various problems, which were criticized by athletes.

But the only thing that satisfied the athletes at that time was that the condoms of the Rio Olympics were enough!

Of course, if the performance is really affected because you don't want to waste condoms, then this is the problem of athletes who don't know how to control themselves.

Fan Xiuran's job is to put away the condoms before the athletes enter the residence, and then replenish them halfway according to the usage.

After hearing this, Fan Xiuran felt that he might as well put on a women's clothing to hold a sign for the small country, and let him sweep the fallen leaves in the athletes' village!
Now that it is autumn, there are always two fallen leaves.

Unfortunately, he also signed the volunteer confirmation form.

In terms of emotion and reason, he has no possibility of escaping.

Lin Tong listened to Fan Xiuran's words.

I think it's pretty good to deliver food.

If after his rebirth, he gave condoms to others for the rest of his life, that would be really miserable.

The takeaway boy still has a chance to stand out, but if it is a condom, it will be really uncomfortable.

So, Fan Xiuran came to Jinling just like that, and asked Lin Tong to enlighten him.

Lin Tong advised him:

"Don't worry, you don't have much time, you can also record the data to see which country uses more condoms.

Do your research to see if what the internet says is accurate. "

Seeing Lin Tong talking about data and mathematical models, Fan Xiuran became excited and fell into thinking about this matter.

By the time the two had finished eating, the sun had already set in the west.

Lin Tong and Fan Xiuran went back to school together to have a look.

Walking on the forest avenue in the school, Fan Xiuran looked at the bustling campus in the past, but now there are few people, and he couldn't help feeling:
"Hey, I left school, I didn't expect the school's popularity to be so low.

I, Fan Xiuran, was born in heaven, the golden age is like a long night. "

Seeing Fan Xiuran start to indulge himself, Lin Tong rolled his eyes:
"What were you doing at this meeting last year?"

Fan Xiuran thought for a moment:
"I'm reading in the library."

Lin Tong asked again, "What about the year before last?"

Fan Xiuran: "It's time to go home, maybe go out to play. Are you a fool if you don't go out to play?"

Lin Tong patted Fan Xiuran:

"Yes, there is a fool right now, standing on campus and making fun of himself.

During the National Day holiday, it was still meal time, and no one in the school was normal. "

Fan Xiuran was not annoyed when Lin Tong exposed him, he just smiled:
"Then do you usually come to school?"

Lin Tong shook his head:
"No."

Lin Tong only started to be a rider during the summer vacation. At that time, the list of Jinling University was already small.

And later Lin Tong deliberately avoided the list of Jinling University.

It's not that Lin Tong feels ashamed to deliver food at his alma mater, but that Lin Tong is afraid of meeting someone.

It wasn't Zhang Tingyu who hadn't graduated yet, but his mentor, Liu Ruida.

He was the one who took Lin Tong to participate in the competition, and it was he who recommended Lin Tong to go to the research institute.

He even reserved a place for Lin Tong as a graduate student.

It's a pity that Lin Tong neither had a postgraduate guarantee nor a postgraduate entrance examination, and even directly rejected the work of the research institute.

Lin Tong felt that he had no face to see his teacher.

Lin Tong shook his head, he didn't think about it too much, today is to recall his college days.

Lin Tong and Fan Xiuran walked around the playground several times, and then looked at the previous dormitory building.

The aunt downstairs still remembered the two of them, and the living treasure Fan Xiuran impressed her much more than the good student Lin Tong.

Lin Tong was very polite when he greeted him every day, but Fan Xiuran was simply the godson of the housekeeper's aunt.

Fan Xiuran went up to greet him familiarly:

"Auntie, I'll come back to see you."

The two were chatting, and the dormitory auntie talked about something: a strange thing happened to Jin Da recently, and there was a lot of trouble.

This matter is that underwear thieves appeared in the dormitory.

Many girls' underwear was stolen, and the girls' dormitory was panicked, and many of them wanted to move out.

What's outrageous is that I checked the monitoring in the corridor, and those who should be checked should be checked, and those who should check for omissions should be checked for omissions.

But underwear is still scarce.

Lin Tong looked at the dormitory building, and sure enough, a lot of extra cameras were installed inside and out.

Lin Tong couldn't help but feel that he was right not to deliver food to his alma mater, if it was found out that some outsider stole the underwear.

Then he was implicated and investigated, wouldn't he want to die?

Aunt went on to say:
"There was also a girl who said that when she got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night in a daze, she saw a snake creeping in through the window, and she fainted from fright."

Lin Tong beside him also became interested.

Lin Tong was curious:

"Then is it true or not?"

Aunt said:
"At first, everyone thought the girl was dreaming, but they didn't expect that the underwear in their dormitory was really missing several pieces.

The most bizarre thing is that the windows were closed at that time. "

So, now the rumors are getting more and more bizarre, saying something like an octopus monster or a river god. "

Lin Tong discovered the blind spot in the matter:

"Auntie, you just said that you stole a few, that is, are there any stolen?"

Lin Tong felt that if an underwear thief steals underwear, he should just steal it all instead of keeping some.It's not like fishing out the water, and the underwear won't grow if you steal two less.

Aunt shook her head:
"The other dormitories don't know. There are six people in that dormitory. Only two girls' underwear was stolen, and none of the others had it."

However, the aunt felt that it was not right to discuss underwear with two boys, so she changed the subject:

"Let's not talk about this, you go to the playground and the basketball court. People who come back from graduation every year go to these two places more."

The two nodded and passed the playground first.

As night fell, more and more people were running.Fan Xiuran also became eager to try.

God loves stupid kids.

This sentence refers to Fan Xiuran, except for his ridiculously low EQ, Fan Xiuran is excellent in other aspects.

Otherwise, Fan Xiuran would not have been admitted to Jin University.

Fan Xiuran's physical fitness is also great. During the physical examination in college, Lin Tong was hanged and beaten by Fan Xiuran.

When the two came to the track of the playground, Fan Xiuran raised his eyebrows:

"Come around?"

Lin Tong looked at Fan Xiuran who was about to pretend again:
"Okay, let's run a 1000 meters, let me tell you what to do if you lose."

Fan Xiuran shook his head:
"I'll lose? Impossible. Although you have graduated from secondary growth and grown two centimeters, you are still a little younger than me."

Lin Tong continued to dig a hole:

"You just say what to do if you lose."

Fan Xiuran:
"If I lose, I'll wash my hair upside down."

Lin Tong refused:

"You washed your hair upside down too many times in college, change it."

Fan Xiuran thought for a while:

"If I lose, you go to Jiangcheng to play with me, and I will reimburse you for the round-trip air tickets, hotel meals.

If you lose, introduce someone to me. "

Lin Tong takes up the challenge:

"Come on, let you get to know Dad and me again today."

Fan Xiuran shouted slogans, and the two started running.

The stupid kid that God loves is being beaten by a gangster.

After finishing the run, Fan Xiuran was out of breath:

"It's over, I want to deliver food.

You've only delivered food for a few months, and your stamina and speed have improved so much? "

Lin Tong couldn't help feeling a little uncomfortable when he thought about the scene where he was dying in the rainy night, but he still said:
"You read your books honestly, how can you be smart enough to take out food? Every day, bad reviews will deduct all your money."

Fan Xiuran asked Lin Tong to go to Jiangcheng later in case he hadn't saved enough money.

Lin Tong still had tens of thousands of dollars in his card, so he naturally didn't want to let Fan Xiuran cover all board and lodging.

But in Jiangcheng, it is still okay to slaughter him for a meal of 1000 per capita.

After the two finished their run, they passed the basketball court again.

There were quite a lot of people on the basketball court, and Fan Xiuran's desire to win came up again:

"It didn't count just now, let's come again and play basketball.

Let's play with some skill. "

Lin Tong shook his head: "Then can you come up with some options that appeal to my heart?"

Fan Xiuran thought for a while, gritted his teeth:
"If I still lose in basketball, I'll stand on my head and call your father, and then go run naked! It's the same if you lose."

"My son, I accept it."

After hearing Fan Xiuran's words, Lin Tong responded directly, and then walked to the basketball court:

"Brother, is there a shortage of people?"

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