Chen Nuo glared at Nezha angrily.
But in my heart, I was secretly happy.
Although on the surface, it is not a good thing for Nezha to like his sister.
However, think about it from another angle, I can't stop pulling the red rope, but Yue Lao can do it.
First let Nezha follow his younger sister wholeheartedly and protect his younger sister. It is best to wait for her to go to school until she graduates from college. Finally, he tries to get Yue Lao to cut the red rope between his younger sister and Nezha.
Then, he can find a normal human being for his sister, get married and have children, and grow old together on the road of happiness.
Of course, in addition to this, he also eliminated a strong enemy for himself.
Why not do such a good thing?
There was a small calculation in his heart, but there was still countless anger on his face.
Get up and take Nezha out.
As soon as he arrived at the courtyard, Nezha hurriedly moved to Chen Nuo's side: "Brother, please show mercy. As long as you don't drive me away from home, I promise I won't take you to heaven?"
"Don't, don't you know how profound things like God mean to us mortals?"
"Brother, God will definitely beat you to death."
"Death is inherent in human beings, and it may be lighter than a feather, or heavier than Mount Tai. Rather than being born, old, sick and dying in the mortal world, it is better to be beaten to death by the gods in the sky. For me, it is a worthy death."
Nezha was so anxious that his head was sweating like rain, he stroked the back of his head, thought for a while and then said,
"If you are taken up, you will definitely be thrown into Laojun's alchemy furnace and burned to death."
"That's not necessarily the case. Back then, they also wanted to burn the monkey to death, and finally gave the monkey a pair of golden eyes."
"Then what if they don't plan to burn you to death, but plan to strike you to death with lightning?"
"I've said it all, if you can go to heaven, you won't regret dying."
"But women who like you must be widows."
"Brother, what year is this? Widowhood? Pull out an apprentice and ask, among those women whose husbands have died, who would still be a widow?"
Nezha's big eyes burst into tears.
He directly stretched out his hand, intending to take out Huntian Ling from his arms.
But in the end, after groping around, I found that Huntian Ling had disappeared.
Seeing this, Chen Nuo looked smug, and said with a smile, "Don't look for it anymore, Huntian Ling is on me now."
Nezha glared at Chen Nuo fiercely, and cursed, "You thief."
"Don't make a fuss, it's called a soldier who never tires of cheating!" Chen Nuo took out Huntian Ling after saying that.
Nezha glared at Chen Nuo, and after a few seconds, he stretched out his hand: "Hun Tianling is back!"
As soon as the words fell, Huntianling disappeared from Chen Nuo's hands, and was held by Nezha again.
"Chen Nuo, don't be ungrateful, let me tell you! You can either keep me today, or I will beat you to death now so that you can go back and return."
Hearing this, Chen Nuo snorted coldly, squatted down, put his head in front of Nezha, and closed his eyes.
"Come on, Chen Lele and I both came out of the orphanage, she only has me as a family member, if I die, she will hate you to death in this life, the next life, and the next life!"
Heroes are saddened by Beauty Pass.
This is true for adults, and even more so for children.
This simple emotion, in just a few hours, has already made little Nezha heartbroken.
He thought he was a god, omnipotent.
But now, after seeing the shameless appearance of this big uncle, Chen Nuo, I just realized why everyone in the world wants to ascend to heaven and become a fairy.
The reason is that there are too many beasts on the ground!
"Woooo... Brother, I beg you, let me stay, as long as you let me stay, can't I listen to you for everything?"
What Chen Nuo wanted was Nezha's attitude.
From the time this little guy appeared until now, Chen Nuo had been afraid for several hours.
At this time, seeing Nezha squatting on the ground and wiping his tears wrongedly, all the worries in his heart disappeared in an instant.
Standing up, Chen Nuo took on the attitude of an uncle and asked Nezha, "Is what you said true?"
"Of course it's true. I'm a fairy and I won't lie."
"Okay, then listen carefully, as long as you promise me three things, I will let you stay."
"As long as you let me stay, brother, let alone three things, I will agree to thirty things."
Chen Nuo nodded, and first said bluntly: "The first thing is, you are not allowed to fall in love with Chen Lele now, because Lele still has to go to school, and she can't affect her studies because of her puppy love. But you can pursue her after Lele becomes an adult. "
Nezha rolled his eyes a few times.
"How old is sister Lele?"
"15 years old!"
"Okay, I promise, I will protect her for three years, and I will never fall in love with Lele in these three years."
"No, I have to wait nine years! Because Lele still has to go to college."
Nezha gritted his teeth and said solemnly, "Okay, I've been single for more than 3000 years, do I still care about these nine years?"
Chen Nuo breathed a sigh of relief, and continued: "The second thing is that you can't use magic power in the human world, and you can't easily hurt people's lives. Only when someone takes the initiative to beat you can you defend yourself."
"Okay, I know the rules of the human world. Besides, I am a god, and my duty is to protect mortals and not easily hurt them."
"The third thing is that you can't tell anyone your identity. After I'm done, I'll get you a mortal ID card. Your name is Li Zha, and you're 14 years old! If you don't rush back, I'll send you and Le Le goes to school, you are responsible for keeping Lele safe."
The third condition just followed Nezha's wish.
The child said to Chen Nuo with a smile all over his face, "Thank you bro, thank you."
Chen Nuo nodded, and then stretched out his hand to Nezha.
Nezha was a little unresponsive, and asked curiously, "Is there anything else to say?"
"Of course, I told you to stay at home, don't you just express it?"
Nezha thought for a while, he didn't bring anything interesting this time, except for the Huntian Ribbon and Hot Wheels, and only a few buttons made of gold on his body.
It is impossible for Huntianling and Fenghuolun to give to Chen Nuo, the only thing that can be given is the golden button.
Thinking of this, Nezha casually took out three gold buttons from his trouser pocket.
Chen Nuo looked at it, smiled and pretended.
Although the sparrow is small, it is also meat.
With this little gold, it is no problem to pay Nezha's tuition.
"Give it again."
"Brother, give it back?"
"Of course, I can rest assured that my sister is alive and handed over to you for protection. Are you planning to send me away with three small buttons?"
"Then what do you want?"
"Gun Tianling, let me play for a few days."
"What?" Nezha asked with wide-eyed surprise.
You know, the weapon on my body is now only Huntian Ling who is the most powerful.
He seldom plays with the remaining swords and the like.
And Chen Nuo, seeing Nezha's painful face, said slowly, "I also want to keep Lele from being sad. Today is my birth year, and I happen to be short of a red belt. If I have this Huntian Ling on my body , I will definitely not get hurt, and Lele will naturally not feel sad because of my injury, you can decide for yourself whether to give it or not."
But in my heart, I was secretly happy.
Although on the surface, it is not a good thing for Nezha to like his sister.
However, think about it from another angle, I can't stop pulling the red rope, but Yue Lao can do it.
First let Nezha follow his younger sister wholeheartedly and protect his younger sister. It is best to wait for her to go to school until she graduates from college. Finally, he tries to get Yue Lao to cut the red rope between his younger sister and Nezha.
Then, he can find a normal human being for his sister, get married and have children, and grow old together on the road of happiness.
Of course, in addition to this, he also eliminated a strong enemy for himself.
Why not do such a good thing?
There was a small calculation in his heart, but there was still countless anger on his face.
Get up and take Nezha out.
As soon as he arrived at the courtyard, Nezha hurriedly moved to Chen Nuo's side: "Brother, please show mercy. As long as you don't drive me away from home, I promise I won't take you to heaven?"
"Don't, don't you know how profound things like God mean to us mortals?"
"Brother, God will definitely beat you to death."
"Death is inherent in human beings, and it may be lighter than a feather, or heavier than Mount Tai. Rather than being born, old, sick and dying in the mortal world, it is better to be beaten to death by the gods in the sky. For me, it is a worthy death."
Nezha was so anxious that his head was sweating like rain, he stroked the back of his head, thought for a while and then said,
"If you are taken up, you will definitely be thrown into Laojun's alchemy furnace and burned to death."
"That's not necessarily the case. Back then, they also wanted to burn the monkey to death, and finally gave the monkey a pair of golden eyes."
"Then what if they don't plan to burn you to death, but plan to strike you to death with lightning?"
"I've said it all, if you can go to heaven, you won't regret dying."
"But women who like you must be widows."
"Brother, what year is this? Widowhood? Pull out an apprentice and ask, among those women whose husbands have died, who would still be a widow?"
Nezha's big eyes burst into tears.
He directly stretched out his hand, intending to take out Huntian Ling from his arms.
But in the end, after groping around, I found that Huntian Ling had disappeared.
Seeing this, Chen Nuo looked smug, and said with a smile, "Don't look for it anymore, Huntian Ling is on me now."
Nezha glared at Chen Nuo fiercely, and cursed, "You thief."
"Don't make a fuss, it's called a soldier who never tires of cheating!" Chen Nuo took out Huntian Ling after saying that.
Nezha glared at Chen Nuo, and after a few seconds, he stretched out his hand: "Hun Tianling is back!"
As soon as the words fell, Huntianling disappeared from Chen Nuo's hands, and was held by Nezha again.
"Chen Nuo, don't be ungrateful, let me tell you! You can either keep me today, or I will beat you to death now so that you can go back and return."
Hearing this, Chen Nuo snorted coldly, squatted down, put his head in front of Nezha, and closed his eyes.
"Come on, Chen Lele and I both came out of the orphanage, she only has me as a family member, if I die, she will hate you to death in this life, the next life, and the next life!"
Heroes are saddened by Beauty Pass.
This is true for adults, and even more so for children.
This simple emotion, in just a few hours, has already made little Nezha heartbroken.
He thought he was a god, omnipotent.
But now, after seeing the shameless appearance of this big uncle, Chen Nuo, I just realized why everyone in the world wants to ascend to heaven and become a fairy.
The reason is that there are too many beasts on the ground!
"Woooo... Brother, I beg you, let me stay, as long as you let me stay, can't I listen to you for everything?"
What Chen Nuo wanted was Nezha's attitude.
From the time this little guy appeared until now, Chen Nuo had been afraid for several hours.
At this time, seeing Nezha squatting on the ground and wiping his tears wrongedly, all the worries in his heart disappeared in an instant.
Standing up, Chen Nuo took on the attitude of an uncle and asked Nezha, "Is what you said true?"
"Of course it's true. I'm a fairy and I won't lie."
"Okay, then listen carefully, as long as you promise me three things, I will let you stay."
"As long as you let me stay, brother, let alone three things, I will agree to thirty things."
Chen Nuo nodded, and first said bluntly: "The first thing is, you are not allowed to fall in love with Chen Lele now, because Lele still has to go to school, and she can't affect her studies because of her puppy love. But you can pursue her after Lele becomes an adult. "
Nezha rolled his eyes a few times.
"How old is sister Lele?"
"15 years old!"
"Okay, I promise, I will protect her for three years, and I will never fall in love with Lele in these three years."
"No, I have to wait nine years! Because Lele still has to go to college."
Nezha gritted his teeth and said solemnly, "Okay, I've been single for more than 3000 years, do I still care about these nine years?"
Chen Nuo breathed a sigh of relief, and continued: "The second thing is that you can't use magic power in the human world, and you can't easily hurt people's lives. Only when someone takes the initiative to beat you can you defend yourself."
"Okay, I know the rules of the human world. Besides, I am a god, and my duty is to protect mortals and not easily hurt them."
"The third thing is that you can't tell anyone your identity. After I'm done, I'll get you a mortal ID card. Your name is Li Zha, and you're 14 years old! If you don't rush back, I'll send you and Le Le goes to school, you are responsible for keeping Lele safe."
The third condition just followed Nezha's wish.
The child said to Chen Nuo with a smile all over his face, "Thank you bro, thank you."
Chen Nuo nodded, and then stretched out his hand to Nezha.
Nezha was a little unresponsive, and asked curiously, "Is there anything else to say?"
"Of course, I told you to stay at home, don't you just express it?"
Nezha thought for a while, he didn't bring anything interesting this time, except for the Huntian Ribbon and Hot Wheels, and only a few buttons made of gold on his body.
It is impossible for Huntianling and Fenghuolun to give to Chen Nuo, the only thing that can be given is the golden button.
Thinking of this, Nezha casually took out three gold buttons from his trouser pocket.
Chen Nuo looked at it, smiled and pretended.
Although the sparrow is small, it is also meat.
With this little gold, it is no problem to pay Nezha's tuition.
"Give it again."
"Brother, give it back?"
"Of course, I can rest assured that my sister is alive and handed over to you for protection. Are you planning to send me away with three small buttons?"
"Then what do you want?"
"Gun Tianling, let me play for a few days."
"What?" Nezha asked with wide-eyed surprise.
You know, the weapon on my body is now only Huntian Ling who is the most powerful.
He seldom plays with the remaining swords and the like.
And Chen Nuo, seeing Nezha's painful face, said slowly, "I also want to keep Lele from being sad. Today is my birth year, and I happen to be short of a red belt. If I have this Huntian Ling on my body , I will definitely not get hurt, and Lele will naturally not feel sad because of my injury, you can decide for yourself whether to give it or not."
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