In an instant, all the gods were fried.
If Nezha asked for a battle because a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, then he plans to take back Chen Nuo without bringing any soldiers. This is the rhythm of his brain being kicked by Zhang Guolao's mount.
When Li Jing heard Nezha's words, he let out a groan and fainted.
As for the Jade Emperor, he was extremely moved by Nezha's move.
Unexpectedly got up, came to Nezha, grabbed Nezha's hand: "Good boy, if you can successfully capture Chen Nuo this time, then you will be in charge of your father's tower, and the widow will crown you king!"
Li Tianwang, who had just been rescued by the gods, really wanted to strangle his son to death.
After so many years in the sky, he is still so brainless.
And other gods came to congratulate Li Tianwang one after another.
"Li Tianwang, you really gave birth to a good son."
"The tiger father has no dogs, it's amazing, it's really amazing."
……
Speaking of Chen Nuo, it will take half a month to go to Guanghan Palace.
The last time I disappeared for a week, I brought a dog with me when I came back.
This time he disappeared for half a month, and when he came back, he brought a rabbit and a beautiful woman with him.
In broad daylight, when Chen Nuo came out of the room with Chang'e, the anxious Chen Lele almost dropped her jaw when she saw the woman in ancient costume next to Chen Nuo.
I saw the woman in front of me wearing a long white dress. Her skin, like the white dress on her body, looked like satin, smooth and delicate.
The most important thing is body shape.
The figure of sister Meng that I saw a few days ago is already perfect.
But the beauty in front of her has an even more fabulous figure.
Secondly, there is the little white rabbit in his arms.
The little rabbit is obedient, as cute as it can be.
"Oh my god, brother, you disappeared for half a month, how did you bring Chang'e back?" Looking at the beauty in front of her, the only thing Chen Lele could think of was Chang'e.
And Chang'e frowned slightly, and asked curiously: "Little girl, do you know me too?"
Chen Lele was taken aback for a moment, then laughed and came to Chen Nuo's side.
"Brother, where did you abduct from?"
Chen Nuo couldn't explain this matter clearly.
He simply smiled wryly at Chen Lele and said: "I went out to do some important things, and when I came back, I found her on the street. It seems that there seems to be something wrong here. I keep saying that I am Chang'e, and that I am Houyi."
Chen Lele laughed silly.
She squatted on the ground, looking at Chang'e for a while, and Chen Nuo for a while.
After a long time, he suppressed a smile and said to Chen Nuo: "Brother, don't tell me, why do I think you have a husband and wife relationship with any beautiful woman?"
Chang'e didn't care to listen to the conversation between Chen Lele and Chen Nuo.
She hadn't been to the human world for a thousand years, and when she came this time, she felt that all the scenes in front of her eyes were deeply attracted to her.
The brilliant crystal chandeliers, the shining glass furniture, and some electrical appliances that I have never seen before.
And so on, it's like someone opened the door to a new world for Chang'e.
Thinking back to the dilapidated home where I and Houyi lived thousands of years ago, compared to now, I was living in a doghouse before.
While Chang'e was familiar with the living environment, Chen Nuo asked Chen Lele if anything had happened recently.
After Chen Lele gradually calmed down, she sat on the sofa in the living room and spoke seriously to Chen Nuo.
"Brother, the morning after you disappeared, Sister Hong told me and Sister Xiaoshi what happened between you and Leihuo.
After Sister Hong returned home, she learned that Lei Huo didn't do anything to you, so she basically concluded that you ran out and hid.
As for the other things, nothing happened, but it is worth mentioning that yesterday afternoon, Leihuo personally visited our house and brought Xiaotiangou back. "
Chen Nuo was a little puzzled, thinking that this dog was Leihuo's true love, how could he send it back?
When asked why, it turned out that Xiaotiangou would sneak into Leihuo and Honghong's bed every night.
After more than ten days of tossing, Leihuo aged seven or eight years.
Helpless, he had no choice but to return the dog to Chen Nuo.
"But brother, I think the main reason why he sent the dog back is to see if you are at home."
Chen Nuo nodded and said with a sneer, "Even if I'm at home now, what can she do to me?"
"Sister Hong said, she asked me to tell you, you should be more careful when you come back."
"Don't worry, it's alright."
With that said, Chang'e came down from the second floor.
Coming to the TV, he asked Chen Nuo, "Brother Hou Yi, what magic weapon is this?"
"Television, wait a minute, you may not have seen it yet."
As he spoke, Chen Nuo hurried forward and turned on the TV.
When the image flashed inside, Chang'e was so frightened that she backed up one after another and almost fell to the ground.
The Jade Rabbit in her arms jumped out of Chang'e's arms and rushed up to the second floor with joy.
"Don't be afraid, what's in it is fake."
With a surprised expression on her face, Chang'e patted her little heart, and couldn't help but sigh, "I never thought that the human world would change so much in a thousand years."
Chen Lele laughed again.
Looking at the beautiful big sister in front of her, she suddenly felt a little sorry.
If this elder sister had a normal mind, maybe it would be more suitable for her brother to be her husband.
As for Chen Nuo, she also knew in her heart that if Chang'e went out like this, it would definitely cause an uproar.
So the most important thing now is to familiarize Chang'e with the current social rules, and then take Chang'e out to buy some modern clothes for Chang'e.
For example, black silk, short skirts, little underwear and so on.
As soon as he thought of this, Chen Nuo became extremely excited.
Taking advantage of Si Shijun just going to work, before Si Shijun came back, he had to dress Chang'e as a modern person and give Chang'e a modern name.
As for the ID card and the like, there is definitely no way to handle it.
But this is not a big problem, anyway, Chang'e doesn't have to travel far, and now he has all the basic necessities of life contracted, so naturally there is no need for an ID card.
"Sister Chang'e, let me take you out to buy some things, and let you know about the new society in the 21st century."
Chang'e nodded and called softly, "Little Rabbit, we are going out now."
As a result, Yutu didn't come downstairs for a long time.
Chen Nuo's heart tightened, thinking that Xiao Tiangou had already been sent back, so he must be staying on the second floor now.
If this mad dog did something to Chang'e's rabbit, it would be completely embarrassing.
"Shoutian dog, get out of here quickly."
Chen Nuo's cry still worked.
Soon, Xiaotiangou rushed down from upstairs, but it really had the Jade Rabbit in its mouth.
Seeing this scene, Chang'e collapsed instantly.
"Tutu, my little white rabbit, Xiaotiangou, why did you kill my rabbit?"
Xiaotiangou put the rabbit down in one gulp, and stared blankly at Chang'e.
At this moment, the dog's mentality completely collapsed.
If Nezha asked for a battle because a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, then he plans to take back Chen Nuo without bringing any soldiers. This is the rhythm of his brain being kicked by Zhang Guolao's mount.
When Li Jing heard Nezha's words, he let out a groan and fainted.
As for the Jade Emperor, he was extremely moved by Nezha's move.
Unexpectedly got up, came to Nezha, grabbed Nezha's hand: "Good boy, if you can successfully capture Chen Nuo this time, then you will be in charge of your father's tower, and the widow will crown you king!"
Li Tianwang, who had just been rescued by the gods, really wanted to strangle his son to death.
After so many years in the sky, he is still so brainless.
And other gods came to congratulate Li Tianwang one after another.
"Li Tianwang, you really gave birth to a good son."
"The tiger father has no dogs, it's amazing, it's really amazing."
……
Speaking of Chen Nuo, it will take half a month to go to Guanghan Palace.
The last time I disappeared for a week, I brought a dog with me when I came back.
This time he disappeared for half a month, and when he came back, he brought a rabbit and a beautiful woman with him.
In broad daylight, when Chen Nuo came out of the room with Chang'e, the anxious Chen Lele almost dropped her jaw when she saw the woman in ancient costume next to Chen Nuo.
I saw the woman in front of me wearing a long white dress. Her skin, like the white dress on her body, looked like satin, smooth and delicate.
The most important thing is body shape.
The figure of sister Meng that I saw a few days ago is already perfect.
But the beauty in front of her has an even more fabulous figure.
Secondly, there is the little white rabbit in his arms.
The little rabbit is obedient, as cute as it can be.
"Oh my god, brother, you disappeared for half a month, how did you bring Chang'e back?" Looking at the beauty in front of her, the only thing Chen Lele could think of was Chang'e.
And Chang'e frowned slightly, and asked curiously: "Little girl, do you know me too?"
Chen Lele was taken aback for a moment, then laughed and came to Chen Nuo's side.
"Brother, where did you abduct from?"
Chen Nuo couldn't explain this matter clearly.
He simply smiled wryly at Chen Lele and said: "I went out to do some important things, and when I came back, I found her on the street. It seems that there seems to be something wrong here. I keep saying that I am Chang'e, and that I am Houyi."
Chen Lele laughed silly.
She squatted on the ground, looking at Chang'e for a while, and Chen Nuo for a while.
After a long time, he suppressed a smile and said to Chen Nuo: "Brother, don't tell me, why do I think you have a husband and wife relationship with any beautiful woman?"
Chang'e didn't care to listen to the conversation between Chen Lele and Chen Nuo.
She hadn't been to the human world for a thousand years, and when she came this time, she felt that all the scenes in front of her eyes were deeply attracted to her.
The brilliant crystal chandeliers, the shining glass furniture, and some electrical appliances that I have never seen before.
And so on, it's like someone opened the door to a new world for Chang'e.
Thinking back to the dilapidated home where I and Houyi lived thousands of years ago, compared to now, I was living in a doghouse before.
While Chang'e was familiar with the living environment, Chen Nuo asked Chen Lele if anything had happened recently.
After Chen Lele gradually calmed down, she sat on the sofa in the living room and spoke seriously to Chen Nuo.
"Brother, the morning after you disappeared, Sister Hong told me and Sister Xiaoshi what happened between you and Leihuo.
After Sister Hong returned home, she learned that Lei Huo didn't do anything to you, so she basically concluded that you ran out and hid.
As for the other things, nothing happened, but it is worth mentioning that yesterday afternoon, Leihuo personally visited our house and brought Xiaotiangou back. "
Chen Nuo was a little puzzled, thinking that this dog was Leihuo's true love, how could he send it back?
When asked why, it turned out that Xiaotiangou would sneak into Leihuo and Honghong's bed every night.
After more than ten days of tossing, Leihuo aged seven or eight years.
Helpless, he had no choice but to return the dog to Chen Nuo.
"But brother, I think the main reason why he sent the dog back is to see if you are at home."
Chen Nuo nodded and said with a sneer, "Even if I'm at home now, what can she do to me?"
"Sister Hong said, she asked me to tell you, you should be more careful when you come back."
"Don't worry, it's alright."
With that said, Chang'e came down from the second floor.
Coming to the TV, he asked Chen Nuo, "Brother Hou Yi, what magic weapon is this?"
"Television, wait a minute, you may not have seen it yet."
As he spoke, Chen Nuo hurried forward and turned on the TV.
When the image flashed inside, Chang'e was so frightened that she backed up one after another and almost fell to the ground.
The Jade Rabbit in her arms jumped out of Chang'e's arms and rushed up to the second floor with joy.
"Don't be afraid, what's in it is fake."
With a surprised expression on her face, Chang'e patted her little heart, and couldn't help but sigh, "I never thought that the human world would change so much in a thousand years."
Chen Lele laughed again.
Looking at the beautiful big sister in front of her, she suddenly felt a little sorry.
If this elder sister had a normal mind, maybe it would be more suitable for her brother to be her husband.
As for Chen Nuo, she also knew in her heart that if Chang'e went out like this, it would definitely cause an uproar.
So the most important thing now is to familiarize Chang'e with the current social rules, and then take Chang'e out to buy some modern clothes for Chang'e.
For example, black silk, short skirts, little underwear and so on.
As soon as he thought of this, Chen Nuo became extremely excited.
Taking advantage of Si Shijun just going to work, before Si Shijun came back, he had to dress Chang'e as a modern person and give Chang'e a modern name.
As for the ID card and the like, there is definitely no way to handle it.
But this is not a big problem, anyway, Chang'e doesn't have to travel far, and now he has all the basic necessities of life contracted, so naturally there is no need for an ID card.
"Sister Chang'e, let me take you out to buy some things, and let you know about the new society in the 21st century."
Chang'e nodded and called softly, "Little Rabbit, we are going out now."
As a result, Yutu didn't come downstairs for a long time.
Chen Nuo's heart tightened, thinking that Xiao Tiangou had already been sent back, so he must be staying on the second floor now.
If this mad dog did something to Chang'e's rabbit, it would be completely embarrassing.
"Shoutian dog, get out of here quickly."
Chen Nuo's cry still worked.
Soon, Xiaotiangou rushed down from upstairs, but it really had the Jade Rabbit in its mouth.
Seeing this scene, Chang'e collapsed instantly.
"Tutu, my little white rabbit, Xiaotiangou, why did you kill my rabbit?"
Xiaotiangou put the rabbit down in one gulp, and stared blankly at Chang'e.
At this moment, the dog's mentality completely collapsed.
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