Unlimited Enhancement: Opening Binding Three Realms Illustrated Book

Just as he was talking, Yue Lao unexpectedly opened the steamer directly.

Then he stared at Yuelao in the steamer and asked, "What do you want to do? Do you want to eat me, or cut me alive? You are a rambunctious old man, wearing red clothes, you think you are Is it Hong Niang? I think you are pig intestines!"

Before he finished speaking, Zhu Bajie slapped Yuelao directly on the head.

This slap hit Yuelao on the head, and Yuelao passed out instantly.

And Zhu Bajie didn't care, put the steamer back on and started to steam.

I don't know how long Yue Lao stayed in Zhu Bajie's steamer. When he woke up, the red clothes on his body had disappeared.

Wearing the emperor's new clothes, Yue Lao was placed directly in a wooden barrel that was usually used to pile up leftovers.

At this time, there is more than half a bucket of water in the wooden barrel.

There are firewood all around the barrel.

Zhu Bajie was shirtless, looked at Yue Lao with a smirk on his face, held a torch in his hand, and asked Yue Lao the moment he opened his eyes:
"Wake up?"

Yuelao panicked and asked tremblingly:
"You... what are you going to do again?"

Zhu Bajie grinned and said:
"What did you say I was going to do?"

Yue Lao shook his head quickly, and begged for mercy in horror:

"Brother, uncle, Grandpa Pig, let me go this time, I promise, I will never cut anyone's red rope again, by the way, if you don't believe me, you can give me my scissors, I will Destroy it immediately."

When Zhu Bajie heard this, a gratified smile appeared on his face,

"Amitabha, it seems that although I have worked hard this time, at least I have eliminated a scourge for lovers in the world."

This time, Yue Lao did not lie.

After taking out the scissors, he became ruthless and smashed the scissors into pieces.

With the scissors turned into iron filings.

Yuelao's legs went limp, and he knelt on the ground, howling in pain,
"My scissors, these are the scissors given to me by Laojun, the scissors specially used for work..."

Zhu Bajie's hanging heart finally let go.

He changed his face, and immediately squatted in front of Yuelao, helped Yuelao up first, and said with a smile:
"Brother, don't be so sad. As far as I know, your job is to make lovers in the world get married, but I don't know when you got the scissors and started to behave. Now you can look at the mortal world Isn't it all your fault for the divorce rate?"

"The couple used to love each other and live a prosperous life, but you didn't cut it off."

"Also, Fairy Renqi and Dong Yong, you said that you are talented and beautiful, and you have children, but you didn't cut it again."

"Brother, doing this is detrimental to Yin!"

Hearing this, Yuelao gouged out Zhu Bajie's eyes, wiped away his tears and said:
"You know what the hell, do you think I want to do this? Don't I have no choice? I have already said that this pair of scissors was given to me by Laojun. It's not that you don't know that Laojun has been with Jade Emperor all along. Not too much to deal with."

"The job the Jade Emperor gave me was to arrange for lovers to tie the knot, but Laojun gave me scissors. Isn't the meaning obvious enough? It's obvious that I want to sabotage it."

Zhu Bajie spread out his hands and said as a matter of course:

"The Jade Emperor is the lord of the Heavenly Court. Why don't you listen to the Jade Emperor? Why listen to the old gentleman?"

Yue Lao replied unceremoniously:

"Nonsense! I also want to hear from the Jade Emperor, but does the Jade Emperor have any elixir?"

In one sentence, it expresses all the sadness in Yuelao's heart.

As for Bajie, he licked his dry lips at this moment, sat down beside Yuelao, and sighed:

"That's true. I think back when I was the Marshal of the Canopy, I used to worry about graying a few hairs in order to get the elixir."

As soon as the words fell, Yuelao actually remembered something, and asked Zhu Bajie mysteriously:

"By the way, Brother Tianpeng, you are now a monk. What is the secret of Tathagata's longevity?"

Hearing this, Bajie immediately frowned, got up angrily and said:
"Don't ask if you shouldn't, this is our Lingshan's secret."

After saying this, Bajie went to the side and picked up an apple, and rubbed it on his shiny belly, making the apple in his hand look like it was covered with a layer of fat.

Then, in front of Yuelao, this guy opened his mouth and threw the apple into his mouth.

After Yuelao saw this scene, he almost vomited in front of Bajie.

I thought to myself, no wonder Tathagata would treat him like a fool.

This guy dares to eat anything without making a stomachache.

And Bajie, after eating the apples, walked up to Yuelao, dragged Yuelao up from the ground, and said bluntly to him:
"That's right, I invite you to come here this time, mainly because I want you to do one thing for me."

Yue Lao sat on the chair, his eyes were empty, after all, his scissors were gone, and his heart was always empty.

After Bajie finished speaking, he casually asked:
"whats the matter?"

Bajie said bluntly:
"When I went down to investigate the truth about Chang'e's refusal of me, I accidentally found Miss Gao. You know, she is the wife I am marrying. Although she has gone through several reincarnations, I will always remember her appearance in my heart."

Yuelao was dumbfounded.

He seemed to realize something.

Turning his head slowly, staring at Bajie,

"Since you asked me to match you and Miss Gao, why did you scare me into smashing my own scissors?"

Bajie laughed and said:

"Isn't it because I'm afraid that when the time comes, Ms. Gao and I will finally develop a spark of love. After you show up and we don't pay attention, what can we do if we cut it again?"

In a word, Yuelao collapsed instantly.

He took a long breath, and the tears were like a flood breaking a bank.

A few seconds later, Yuelao got up suddenly, and rushed towards Bajie with his bare feet.
"You pig! I'll kill you! Damn, I'll kill you!"

Zhu Bajie is not afraid.

It's okay for scholars and soldiers to play tricks.

If there is a fight, it is purely an egg hitting a rock.

As soon as Yuelao jumped in front of Zhu Bajie, Bajie made a backhand grabbing hand and pushed Yuelao to the ground.

Then, before Yuelao could break free, Bajie tied up Yuelao again.

After throwing it in the barrel, Bajie said to Yuelao:

"Calm down first. The Buddha will hold an important personnel meeting in two days. After the meeting is over, I will go down to earth with you to find Gao Cuilian after cleaning up all the leftovers from the meeting."

Saying that, Bajie turned around and walked away.

This walk is half a month.

According to the will of the Jade Emperor, Wu Qu Xingjun came to Lingshan to look for someone important to the Tathagata, but the Tathagata counted his fingers and was amazed by Ba Jie's behavior.

He didn't expect that Bajie, a fool, could win a fairy friend from heaven.

Although the purpose of this ramming is not pure.

But at the very least, it can be regarded as helping their Lingshan weaken the power of Heavenly Court.