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The Jade Emperor was completely speechless.

He really wanted to go up and kick Wu Qu Xingjun away.

Suppressing the anger in his heart, the Jade Emperor asked word by word:

"Tell me what happened to him, are you dumb too?"

Wu Qu Xingjun had no choice but to tell the gossip he had heard,
"I heard that Yuelao was invited by the envoy of the Pure Altar to attend the banquet held by Tang Seng and his disciples."

In a word, the Jade Emperor's eyeballs almost fell out in surprise.

I think he gave thousands of instructions in the heavenly court to prevent the gods in the heavenly court from dealing with the people of the Western Lingshan Buddha.

But this group of scammers are always ambiguous with the Tathagata people in private.

Of course, if this kind of thing was done behind his back, at least he, the Lord of the Heavenly Court, would be regarded as somewhat important.

But this time, Yuelao went to socialize with the Tathagata's people. If he could come back that day, he would not be so angry.

The question is, counting the days, how long has this old bum been gone?

Put down the work in your hand and go to the chicken feather banquet.

Could it be that the food in the Heavenly Court is not delicious, so you have to eat the spinach from the Tathagata?

Thinking so angrily, the Jade Emperor said directly to Wu Qu Xingjun:
"Now I order you to go to the west to find Tathagata immediately, and ask him what he means. Do you still want to win Yuelao over? Also tell him, just say what I said, a group of monks who cannot get married let Yuelao go , is it because you want to find a wife for each of them?"

In a word, the Queen Mother was so frightened that she quickly covered the Jade Emperor's mouth.

"Your Majesty, don't dare to talk nonsense. People under Tathagata do not marry, that is faith."

The Jade Emperor was also angry, pushed the Queen Mother's hand away, and said angrily:

"Hmph, chicken feather belief, if he really had faith, he wouldn't let women become nuns, let alone Guanyin become a Bodhisattva. Do the math, pinch your fingers, and see how many girl Bodhisattvas are around him!"

"Only the state officials are allowed to set fires, and the common people are not allowed to light lamps. I really don't know what those people under him think! They are willing to hang out with him for so many years. If it were me, I would have given up the pick."

Seeing the Jade Emperor's furious look, the Queen Mother thought that the Jade Emperor was going crazy.

This kind of thing has always been something that can only be understood but cannot be explained in words.

But he made it clear in front of Wu Qu Xingjun.

Who in Tianting doesn't know that Wu Qu Xingjun's mouth is looser than the waist of cotton trousers.

If this is said out of the house, wouldn't it trigger another battle between the Heavenly Court and the Buddha of the Western Heaven.

The words that are spoken, the water that is poured out.

Although the Queen Mother is worried now, she can't make the Jade Emperor take back what she just said.

She could only laugh at Wu Qu Xingjun and say:
"Wu Qu Xingjun, His Majesty is in a fit of anger, no matter what he says, don't take it to heart."

Wu Qu Xing Jun seemed to nod, but in fact he was thinking in his heart, now who can blame the gods in heaven for running to the west?

It's not all your fault for not being able to make alchemy.

If you can control the life and death of the gods, there are no gods who don't obey your orders.

While thinking about it in his heart, Wu Qu Xingjun smiled embarrassingly and said:

"Your Majesty, isn't it a little bad to do this? After all, we have lived in peace with Lingshan for so many years, and Lingshan has been fairly well-behaved these years, and has not tried to take away our territory."

The Jade Emperor had a dark face and said nothing.

The Queen Mother persuaded in a low voice:
"Okay, don't be angry, we must focus on the overall situation now. Let Wuqu Xingjun go over and politely call Yuelao back, and wait for Yuelao to finish the tasks we gave him smoothly, then what do you think? I will support you no matter how you punish him!"

The Jade Emperor had no choice but to do so.

He frowned and sighed:

"I didn't expect, I didn't expect, I really didn't expect that the widow would be reduced to what it is today, without saying anything, alas... you go and come back quickly."

The Heavenly Court Jade Emperor is in the dense area, preparing for the complete control of Chen Nuo.

Chen Nuo is in the Yin Division. In order to complete the tasks assigned by the Jade Emperor as soon as possible, he inspects every link every day to ensure that the economic reforms can be completed as scheduled.

Speaking of Yuelao, ever since he couldn't hold back and cut the red string on Chen Nuo's wrist last time, he was afraid that Chen Nuo would settle accounts with him, so he happened to receive an invitation from the envoy of Jingtan Temple, saying that it was Tang Monk and his disciples who invited him to a banquet .

The theme of the banquet is that Tang Seng cut his own appendix because of appendicitis.

This appendix is ​​a piece of meat from Tang Seng's body.

It is said to be an elixir of immortality that is more powerful than Laojun's elixir.

The theme of the banquet is directly named after the appendix, which is called the appendix feast.

Yuelao was extremely happy when he heard the news.

Thinking of the last time I took the elixir, it was thousands of years ago.

Seeing that the efficacy period of the elixir is about to pass.

If he can eat a small piece of Tang Seng's appendix, then he can do whatever he wants in the future, without having to look at Jade Emperor's stinky donkey face, let alone Lao Jun's villainous face.

Just like that, Yue Lao didn't think much, and rushed directly to the Jingtan Temple, the dojo of the Jingtan Envoy.

This Jingtan Temple, formerly known as the Lingshan Zhenlou, was a place to collect excess tributes from Bodhisattvas and Arhats in order to avoid waste.

Later, after Zhu Bajie was appointed, as an envoy to purify the altar, to put it bluntly, he just ate leftovers.

After Zhu Bajie moved into Zhenlou, it was renamed Jingtan Temple.

However, after Yuelao came to Jingtan Temple happily, what he didn't expect was that there was no appendix feast here at all.

After being invited to the room by Zhu Bajie, before Yuelao could react, Bajie grabbed him, tied him up, and put him in a huge steamer next to him.

Seeing this, Yuelao panicked instantly.

He wanted to break free from the rope on his body, but after trying several times, he finally chose to give up.

Being locked in the steamer, Yuelao hurriedly asked why,
"Brother Tianpeng, what are you doing? You and I are old friends. Since you invited me to the appendix banquet, you should at least let me take a look at the appendix, right? Now you tie me up and put me in the steamer, Do you want to eat my appendix?"

Zhu Bajie got himself a Taishi chair, sat next to the steamer, chanted Amitabha Buddha with his legs up, and then said to the increasingly cold:
"Old friend? Old Yue, do you still have the nerve to say that I am your old friend? Don't you feel ashamed, I am ashamed for you, old pig. Grandma is a bear, let me ask you, what happened to me and Chang'e back then? "

Faced with the questioning, Yuelao suddenly remembered the immoral things he did back then.

It is said that Marshal Tianpeng and Chang'e had private meetings twice in those days.

Marshal Tianpeng has not yet turned into a pig, and among the many generals in the Heavenly Court, he can be regarded as dignified and outstanding in appearance.

Chang'e has been guarding the Guanghan Palace alone for thousands of years, although the Jade Emperor is also interested in her.

But after weighing the pros and cons, Chang'e has always been wary of the Jade Emperor.