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Chen Nuo seemed to be very polite to Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao, but in fact, he had already regarded them as fools in his heart.

After all, being fooled by a dog, with such an IQ, I really don't know how he followed Laojun to become a god.

Taking Jinjiao and Yinjiao all the way over the mountains and ridges, they came to the foot of Dongshan Mountain.

Walking to the side of the car, Chen Nuo suddenly stopped, and said to Yang Long beside him, "Yang Long, look at these two distinguished guests, where should we let them sit?"

Yang Long rolled his eyes twice, and said bluntly to Chen Nuo: "Brother Chen, have you forgotten our mortal rules? When riding in a car, the most honored guest should be in the trunk."

Chen Nuo quickly waved his hands and said,
"How can this work? The two great immortals traveled thousands of miles and came from the sky. Although the position of the trunk is precious, it is too small and somewhat inappropriate."

"What do you mean?"

"Or I'd better get in the trunk." After speaking, Chen Nuo opened the trunk, ready to get in.

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao were a little unhappy.

They really thought the trunk was a good place, seeing Chen Nuo taking advantage of the opportunity to get in, Jin Jiao stood up directly,
"Since there are such rules in the mortal world, we still have to do as the Romans do. It doesn't matter if I squeeze with Yin Jiao."

Chen Nuo suppressed a smile, but still asked seriously: "Is this not very good?"

"It's nothing bad. You all say that we are the most honored guests, so we should enjoy the most honorable treatment."

Saying so, Jin Jiao couldn't wait to curl up into a ball and crouched in the trunk.

Seeing this, Silver Horn rushed up and squatted beside Jin Jiao.

Yang Long and Chen Nuo looked at these two guys who were not very smart, and thought to themselves that this car is a Hummer with a relatively spacious trunk. If it is a supercar, they probably need to shred it if they want to get in. OK.

After the two sat down, Yang Long was in charge of driving, Chen Nuo sat in the co-pilot seat, and Xiao Tiangou lay on the back seat and fell asleep.

As the car started, Yang Long immediately understood Chen Nuo's intention after seeing Chen Nuo's eyes.

For the next hour or so, the Humvee sped along the road.

With the car constantly changing lanes and accelerating and decelerating, not to mention Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao squatting behind, even Chen Nuo, who was sitting in the co-pilot seat, felt a little sick.

When the car stopped in the courtyard of the villa, Chen Nuo got out of the car and took a few breaths of fresh air before opening the trunk.

Seeing that the Golden Horn and Silver Horn turned green, Chen Nuo suppressed a smile, and hurriedly said to them, "Welcome, distinguished guest from Heaven..."

However, before Chen Nuo could finish speaking, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao jumped out of the car, crawling and rolling.

Immediately afterwards, the two of them lay down on the edge of the garden, and vomited out the elixir that they ate in the morning and hadn't fully digested in their stomachs.

Seeing this, Chen Nuo hurriedly pinched his nose and leaned over.
"Eh? Are the two immortals alright?"

Jin Jiao turned around, with a bitter expression on his face,

"No...it's okay, I really didn't expect that the development of science and technology in the world is so fast, it's really amazing...vomit..."

They didn't know how long they vomited on the edge of the garden before they were brought to the living room of the villa by Chen Nuo.

After entering the door, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao were exhausted and slumped on the sofa.

Yinjiao stretched out his hand and winked at Jinjiao.

Jin Jiao took out a dozen pills from his trouser pocket, handed them to Yin Jiao, and asked, "Can you still eat it now?"

"Take some elixir to make your stomach feel better."

However, just after eating two pills, Silver Horn vomited again.

Chen Nuo suppressed a smile, and asked Yang Long to go out and buy ten catties of braised pig's trotters, plus half a box of old popsicles, so that Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao could eat something to make their stomach feel better.

After a while, Yang Long came in with the bought things.

Jinjiao and Yinjiao of pig's trotters used to eat a lot when they were monsters, but they were basically roasted and eaten at that time.

When the two saw the deliciously fragrant braised pig's trotters and the cold old popsicles, Jin Jiao was not too polite, holding the greasy braised pig's trotters in his left hand and the cold old popsicles in his right, and began to feast on them.

Xiaotiangou sat on a small bench opposite Jinjiao and Yinjiao, thinking that this was too powerful.

As a dog, I don't dare to eat like this. These two bastards, actually holding a popsicle and eating a pig's trotter, it's just like dying.

After Chen Nuo saw that Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao had gnawed two pig's trotters respectively, he kindly reminded them,

"You two immortals, although the pig's trotters are delicious, don't be greedy."

"Why?"

"Anyway, we mortals eat too much, and we might have diarrhea."

Jin Jiao cast a look of contempt in an instant, with a seemingly disdainful look on his face, he grabbed another pig's trotter and gnawed it viciously,
"Don't forget, we are immortals!"

Chen Nuo nodded quickly, saying sorry.

But I was thinking in my heart, I have persuaded what I should have persuaded, and when something happens to you, there is no reason to blame me.

Ten catties of pig's trotters, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao ate eight catties.

Half a box of old popsicles, only four left.

When Jin Jiao hiccupped, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

There was a rumbling sound in her stomach, as if she was pregnant with Thunder God and Lightning Mother.

Silver Horn also noticed something strange, his face changed from green to black, and then from black to white again,

"The hut, hurry up and tell me where the hut is?"

Chen Nuo got up quickly and walked ahead to lead the way.

The Xiaotian dog just laughed and fell down. He couldn't help it, and he turned into the dog before, lying on the ground and barking like a goose.

When Yang Long saw Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao sneaking into the bathroom, he couldn't bear it any longer. When Chen Nuo walked over with a smile on his stomach, Yang Long leaned over and asked with a big smile, "Brother Chen, what do we do like this?" Is it really good?"

Chen Nuo sat on the sofa, wiped away his tears, and asked Yang Long word by word: "Did I persuade them just now?"

Yang Long nodded.

"Did I tell them that if you eat too much, you will have a stomachache?"

Yang Long nodded again.

"Then they are greedy and eat so much, can you blame me now?"

Yang Long laughed and shook his head hastily.

From noon until night fell, Jin Horn and Silver Horn could not wait to fix themselves on the toilet.

Their bodies completely collapsed in just half a day.

Even if it is to eat the elixir, I can't cheer up at this time.

However, what they didn't know was that this nightmare had only just begun.

Sitting in the living room, hearing the sound of tractors running wildly from the bathroom on the first floor, Chen Nuo took out his mobile phone and transferred two thousand to Yang Long.
"Go, buy a few catties of ginseng at the pharmacy, and I will make soup for them."

Yang Long didn't react a little bit, looked at Chen Nuo and asked curiously: "Brother Chen, even the elixir can't stop them from fleeing, will drinking ginseng soup work?"