I can't cultivate, but I was forced to rectify the realm of comprehension

After Fan Xuefeng washed up, he went into the main room and prepared to have breakfast. At this time, the two children had also finished eating.

After an ideological struggle, Haohao compromised and gave Wenqing a raisin and a spanking on his butt, which was better than being beaten to death.

Putting down the bowls and chopsticks and walking to the door, Haohao swiftly pulled down his trousers to his calves, supported the door frame with both hands, bent down and raised his butt high, acting very self-conscious.

Fan Xuefeng had just picked up his chopsticks, and when he saw this scene, he was stunned. What is this kid doing in such a charming pose early in the morning?
Fan Ren explained to his father beside him, and after the explanation was over, Fan Xuefeng burst out laughing.

"It's right, Wenqing, don't be too polite, go fight." After finishing speaking, he picked up the porridge bowl and started to eat breakfast, preparing to enjoy the big show while eating.

When Haohao saw his father's attitude, his mouth immediately became flattened, and tears rolled in his eyes.

It was so wronged, no one helped him except his brother put in a big can of raisins, which relieved his pain a little.

If there is no elder brother in this family, he feels that he has no love in his life.

Wen Qing walked behind Haohao's buttocks and raised his hand to hit him. Haohao hurriedly yelled, "Just one hit, not too many hits, and be gentle."

Being called out, Wen Qing stopped his movements, shook his body with a heavy "hum" in his nose, swung his arms round, and slapped Haohao's white and tender buttocks.

The sound of "pop" was extremely clear, echoing in the main room.

Everyone followed the crisp sound and looked at Haohao. Haohao was a little slow in reacting, and after a few breaths, he cried loudly, covering his buttocks and jumping with both feet.

Fan Xuefeng laughed loudly, cursing, "I'll make you skinny, why don't I beat you to death."

Before he finished speaking, he heard intermittent fart sounds, and then the sound of poop, accompanied by the smell of feces permeating the whole main room, obviously Haohao's poop has been beaten out.

Seeing this scene, Fan Xuefeng, who had pumpkin porridge in his mouth, was stupefied again. Why is the youngest son so ungrateful? Compared with his brother Fan Ren, he is completely two extremes. Get out..."

Fan Ren ran over in a hurry, took off Haohao's little pants, covered his little butt, and ran to the toilet to prevent the five grains and golden soup from floating around.

Wen Qing hurriedly grabbed the jar of raisins on the table and fled to the yard to avoid the smell.

The most pitiful thing is the father Fan Xuefeng, staring at the puddle of golden soup on the ground, with pumpkin porridge in his mouth, looking at the bowl and the ground, neither swallowing nor vomiting, he didn’t know what to do for a moment, he was so angry trembling.

Haohao in the latrine was crying and pulling, and it took a long time to calm down. Fan Ren didn't feel dirty holding him, so he carried Haohao to the yard and put him down. He poured well water and rinsed the dirty trousers soaked in gold soup first. , Soaked in the broken basin, and then went to the kitchen to boil water, ready to help Haohao wash his body first.

His mother, Lan Ao'er, walked to the yard with a smile and went to help Haohao wash his dirty pants. Fan Ren saw through the kitchen door, "Mother, put it there, I'll wash it in a while."

Lan Ao'er pulled Hao Hao to her side, and let Hao Hao watch her wash her shit pants.

While washing, he said, "You little thing, if you treat your brother badly in the future, you will be too heartless."

Of course, father's attitude towards his son and brother's attitude towards his younger brother are completely reversed.

After all, Haohao is too young, what does he know? Standing beside Lan Aoer picking his nose, while staring at the raisin jar in Wenqing's hand, he didn't take his mother's words seriously at all.

After a lot of tossing, Haohao washed his body, his shit pants were washed and hung up to dry, and the gold soup on the floor of the main room was also cleaned, and the sun came out at this time.

Lan Ao'er asked Fan Xuefeng, "Which way are you going to go today?"

Fan Xuefeng patted his head, "Recently, it's hard to catch monsters in a hundred miles around here, let's rest for a few days."

If a man from any family can't go out to work and has to rest for a few days, he must be considered as a man who doesn't want to make progress, and Lan Ao'er felt relieved when he heard that Fan Xuefeng was going to rest for a few days.

"Xiao Ren, your father won't go out. If you want to fish, go fishing. Hao Hao let him play at home." Lan Ao'er said to Fan Ren.

"It's okay, mother, I'll take Haohao and Wenqing to catch fish in shallow water." Fan Ren responded to his mother, pinching the bait in his hand.

The bait is some overnight rice, added with the bone meal that was ground after frying the pheasant bones yesterday, and it has been kneaded into a bait ball at this time.

I took out a few shrimp cages from the storage room, and checked the shrimp cages together with two children, and repaired the cages with thread when they found any broken places. I played with my younger brother to catch small fish.

I took the two little things out of the house and walked south, and after walking two miles, I arrived at the Lan River in Lanhe Village.

Because of the towering ancient trees by the river, there are many fragrant orchids under the shade of the trees by the river, so the river in front of you is called the Lan River, and Lanhe Village is also named after the Lan River.

The Lanhe River is very beautiful, surrounded by mountains to block the wind. Usually, the lake surface is like a mirror, reflecting the green on the mountain, like a gourd-shaped emerald pendant.

This is also Fan Ren's game paradise. The river beach is flat and suitable for fishing and seating everywhere. Huge patches of shade trees reflect the lake surface, shading the sun and rain. When the weather is hot, the shade of the trees can gather fish.Fishing here is simply a pleasure.

Such a good feng shui, some time ago attracted a thousand-year-old bastard, wandered here, saw that it was an unowned feng shui treasure, and was immediately very happy. After inspecting it, I found that this place is a dojo, which is very suitable for cultivation, so I went back He brought in his disciples and grandchildren, as well as his best friend, a thousand-year-old shrimp spirit.

Not long after settling down, all the fish demons and shrimp spirits were still wandering around the bottom of the water, familiarizing themselves with the environment, and suddenly found that something was wrong, the human form dispersed and returned to the main body, and the thousand-year-old cultivation in the body suddenly disappeared without feeling it at all.

He hurriedly poked his head out of the water to check, and found a broken wooden barrel on the shore, and the rest seemed to be normal yesterday.

Quickly retracted into the water, gathered together to discuss what was going on, there was nothing on the shore before, and occasionally some villagers came here to wash their clothes, and there was no such thing as a disappearance of their cultivation base. They have been fine for the past few days, and the final result of the discussion , there should be a problem with the barrel.

Who should check it out?Of course, the cultivation of disciples and grandchildren has also been suppressed. At the moment, they are just shrimps and fish and crabs.

But Shrimp Essence lost his cultivation and couldn't leave the water. In the end, he could only check the big wooden barrel.

"I'll go, I'll go, you have to bring all the disciples to follow me, in case something happens, I can help you in time."

Wang Ba took care of his brother.

Xia Jing, turned sideways, stared firmly at Wang Ba with one eye, "Don't worry, I'll follow you"

Seeing his brother's strange appearance, Wang Ba wanted to say something, but finally swallowed the words, and silently led the fish and shrimps to touch the shore quietly.

When approaching the shore, I smelled a scent in the water, which was very appetizing. Just this scent has aura, and smelling it seems to increase my cultivation.

All the fish and shrimps searched for the scent, and found a few shrimp cages a few meters away from the shore, but in the eyes of these aquatic products, these shrimp cages were just big tents full of attractive food, attracting all the fish. Shrimp want to drill into it one after another.

After all, Wang Ba has a thousand years of cultivation, and at a glance he saw that it was a trap, so he hurriedly stopped all the fish and shrimp

"Don't move, it's a trap..."

The fish and shrimp were frightened and stopped.

"I'll go check it first. I think the danger must be in that broken barrel. If there is any problem, you run immediately. If there is no problem, I will give you a signal."

Wang Ba moved all the fish and shrimp with his heroic demeanor of committing danger. They spit bubbles one after another to cheer for Wang Ba.

The good brother Xiajing followed closely and escorted Lao Wangba to the shore.

After observing for a long time, it found that there was no danger on the shore. It climbed up the river beach. At this moment, the old bastard was actually so nervous that his four little claws had already started to tremble.But there is no way, he is the boss, so he can only bite the bullet and go on.

As soon as it touched the ground of the river beach, it spread its four claws, climbed out of the sprint speed of [-] meters, and crawled under the broken wooden barrel with a whoosh.Not feeling any dangerous fluctuations in this bucket, he turned his head proudly, and smiled at his good brothers and the fish and shrimp.

What's in the barrel, it can suppress the cultivation of the river monster in the whole lake, Wang Ba decided to check the situation in the barrel, resolutely stretched out his sharp little claws, grabbed the side wall of the barrel and climbed up, several times It was almost at the top, and it all fell down. The bastard hit the stone on the river beach, and it was so painful that it yelled "Ouch, hello..."

Not reconciled, it climbed up again, this time it climbed up, grabbed the edge of the bucket, probed into it, and found some water in the bucket, what if it was in the water?

Moved up, leaned on the edge of the barrel, and stretched his head into the barrel to see what was in the water. His head was too long, and one of his centers of gravity was unstable, so he fell into the barrel, only to find that it was a broken wood. Bucket, the bucket is just the water from the Lan River.

The angry Lao Wang Ba lay on the water panting, while forcing Lai Lai to swear.I want to climb out again, but I feel sore in my four claws, so let's rest for a while.

Seeing that Lao Wangba was not moving, Xia Jing was worried that Lao Wangba would have an accident, so he surfaced and shouted, "Are you okay?"

"I'm fine, there's river water in this barrel, nothing, I'll come out after a while" Lao Wang Ba talked to his good brother through the wooden barrel.

All the river prawns, including the essence of the shrimp, thought that the danger was gone, and could no longer withstand the temptation in the shrimp cage, so they scrambled into the shrimp cage and began to feast on it.

At this moment, two children jumped up and down following Fan Ren, and came out of the woods on the bank.

At that time, they came to the river and got out of the shrimp pots. They felt that it was meaningless to wait, so they went to the woods on the bank to dig wild vegetables.

Seeing that the time was almost up, they also dug up a lot of wild vegetables. When they returned to the river bank, Fan Ren threw a large handful of wild vegetables in his clothes to the ground and went to lift the rope of the shrimp cage.

The first one pulled up the cage of the Millennium Shrimp Drill.

"The nest grass, it seems that a lot of goods have been loaded." Feeling the weight, Fan Ren accelerated the speed in his hands, eager to see what was in the cage.

Pull it up and look, dumbfounded, a cage full of fish and shrimp.

There was a prawn that was very big, even though it was a river prawn, it was as big as an Aolong, which made Fan Ren scratch his head.

In the previous life plus this life, I have been fishing for more than ten or twenty years, and this is the first time I have seen such a big river prawn.

"After all, it is a pure natural water area without industrial pollution. The aquatic products are really fat!"

Fan Ren muttered to himself.

The two little guys, seeing the catch, were as happy as little sparrows, jumping to the bucket, waiting for their brother to pour fish and shrimp into the bucket, so they could play with their hands.

Cracklingly poured the fish and shrimp into the bucket, and there was a violent splash in the bucket. Knowing that they might die, the fish and shrimp seemed to be jumping happily.

After tidying up the empty shrimp pots and throwing them aside, I am picking up the second shrimp pot.

At this time, Xiao Haohao called out, "Brother, big bastard"

When Fan Ren heard this, he was stunned, and squinted at Fan Hao, "Try to curse again."

Wen Qing also called "Brother, Big Bastard"

Fan Ren is about to go berserk, two little bastards, really. . .beat them to death.

He stepped up and walked towards the two younger brothers, preparing to give a chestnut to each of them.

Haohao thought his brother was slow, so he pointed at the bucket and jumped, "Brother, hurry up, big bastard"

"Huh?" Fan Ren came to the side of the bucket, looked into the bucket, and was startled, "Wow grass, so big?"

"Sure enough, the pollution-free water body gave birth to big green things." Fan Ren could only explain himself in this way.

No wonder the cage is full of fish and shrimps, and the bastard takes up half of the bucket, so we have to get the bastard out to make room for another cage of shrimps to go in.