God-level Alipay
Chapter 4 I am Pig Wuneng
A female teacher in her 30s stood on the podium, frowning, looking at Li Tianci.
In private, Li Tianci and the others call her Miejue Shitai, because she is too ruthless and merciless, and even a trivial matter can make her talk like a world war.
"Yeah, some people are really overconfident. If they don't know how to sit down, it's embarrassing. Teacher, let me answer this question."
Zhang Yun, who was sitting in the front row, found an opportunity to suppress Li Tianci, and he would never let it go.
Originally, Li Tianci didn't intend to talk to Mrs. Miejue, but when he heard Zhang Yun's words, he narrowed his eyes. If this is the case, then I have to have fun with you.
It's not because of anything else, but in his mind at this moment, the entire warehouse management textbook is printed in his mind verbatim like a movie.
He remembered that he quickly flipped through the book before going to bed, but he didn't expect to write everything down now.
Perhaps, this is the power of the grass jelly!
"No, extinction...Mr. Wu, please repeat the question."
As soon as Li Tianci's words came out, most of the whole class laughed, even Miejue Shitai had a rare laugh, but it was a little scary.
"Haha, are you a badass? You don't even know the question, why are you answering a fart!"
"Go back to bed and sleep, idiot."
"Did you go to the dog in class? Haha!"
All those who like to add insult to injury attacked with words, and Zhang Yun was the loudest.
"Okay, Li Tianci, if you can answer it, I will recommend you to participate in the quiz. What I asked just now was how to improve the efficiency of warehouse management? Answer me quickly."
Miejue Shitai quickly turned serious and asked sternly.She had already thought about how to punish Li Tianci in a while.
Without even thinking about it, Li Tianci replied directly: "The first point: rationally plan the layout of the warehouse..."
Listening to his eloquent answers, at first Zhang Yun thought he was talking nonsense and wanted to be sarcastic, but seeing Miejue Shitai's face like a ghost, she knew that Li Tianci really answered.
For this question, she only memorized a few basic points, and didn't remember the content at all, but Li Tianci seemed to be able to grasp it easily, without even getting stuck, and directly explained all the basic points and content in one breath!
The whole class was silent, only Li Tianci's sonorous and reasonable words in answering the questions.Especially those who had ridiculed Li Tianci before, now their complexions have turned into liver-colored, wishing to find a crack in the ground to sneak in.
The painting style of this shit is wrong, how did Xiao Diaosi, who was sleeping and skipping class, suddenly become a top student, is this unscientific?
"Teacher, do you think what I said is right?" After Li Tianci finished speaking, seeing Mie Miejue's death-like expression, he was immediately relieved, thinking that this fairy grass is really a good thing.
And Guan Yufei, Qin Shuai, and Guo Nu were also shocked. They, the fourth child who lived in the same dormitory, hadn't even read the textbooks, so how could they answer?
"Yes... yes, verbatim... that quiz competition, if you are interested, come to me, and there will be cash rewards."
Ten thousand huskies are jumping in Miejue Shitai's heart. Is this still the Li Tianci from before?She could see clearly that Li Tianci didn't look sideways just now, and no one secretly gave him the textbook for him to read. He was reciting it all by himself.
"Zhang Yun, would you like to memorize it?" Li Tianci looked at the ashen-faced Zhang Yun, and said in disgust.
Hearing this, Zhang Yun lowered his head even lower and dared not speak.
After class, he rejected Qin Shuai and Guan Yufei's invitation to hang out together, and Li Tianci went back to the dormitory alone!
Throwing down the book, Li Tianci immediately turned on the phone.
It was still opened in seconds, but this time it didn't pop up, and there was only one Alipay software icon on the entire phone screen.
Clicking to open Alipay, the phone vibrated several times in a row, all of which were messages from Fairy Baicao!
Exiting the message box, Li Tianci found that this Alipay is very similar to the Alipay in the usual mobile phone, such as scanning, swipe, transfer, cash withdrawal, and balance treasure. The only difference is that there is an extra merit flower!
Li Tianci remembers that the Alipay in his mobile phone seems to be Ant Huabei.
"I don't know if the merit flower and the ant flower have the same function?" Li Tianci muttered to himself!
Humming, vibrations came, and a pop-up window suddenly jumped out, and Li Tianci clicked the round button without hesitation!
The list of nearby people popped up. Unlike last time, besides Fairy Baicao, there was another person in the list this time: the envoy of the altar.
"I seem to remember that in Journey to the West, it was said that Zhu Bajie was named the envoy of the altar by the Buddha, but the avatar of the envoy of the altar is obviously not Zhu Bajie?" Li Tianci looked at the avatar!
The head portrait is indeed a monk, the flesh on his face is piled up like "oil balls", and the whole looks like a benevolent "Maitreya Buddha".
Click on the avatar, and a message box pops up on the screen!
"Are you Zhu Bajie?" Li Tianci sent a message.
In a certain cave in the Lingshan Mountain of the Western Heaven, Li Tianci's voice suddenly came from the ears of the Jingtan envoy who was feasting on offerings!
The envoy of the altar was stunned for a while, put down the offerings in his hand, and looked around. There were no other Buddhas in the cave except himself!
"Amitabha, I wonder which hidden Buddha grandpa is here?" The altar envoy asked!
"Grandpa Buddha, your sister, I don't want to go to bliss early."
After cursing, Li Tianci replied: "I am me, you haven't answered my question yet, are you Zhu Bajie?"
"Amitabha, I am Zhu Wuneng, the envoy of the altar!" Zhu Bajie replied honestly.
Hahahahaha, Zhu Bajie is not like in Journey to the West, Li Tianci laughed a few times, as if he felt that he had discovered something serious.
"Grandpa Buddha uses great supernatural powers to transmit sound. I wonder if you have any edicts?" Zhu Bajie didn't know what Li Tianci was thinking. !
In fact, Zhu Bajie, the envoy of the Purification Altar, does look like a pig in Journey to the West. After completing the task of learning Buddhist scriptures, the Buddha felt that Zhu Bajie's appearance would affect the image of Xitian Paradise, so he gave Zhu Bajie a little facelift!
It's just these, Li Tianci doesn't know.
After getting in touch with this old pig, he has to gossip about what happened when they went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures.
But before the news was released, Guan Yufei and the three of them came back.
In private, Li Tianci and the others call her Miejue Shitai, because she is too ruthless and merciless, and even a trivial matter can make her talk like a world war.
"Yeah, some people are really overconfident. If they don't know how to sit down, it's embarrassing. Teacher, let me answer this question."
Zhang Yun, who was sitting in the front row, found an opportunity to suppress Li Tianci, and he would never let it go.
Originally, Li Tianci didn't intend to talk to Mrs. Miejue, but when he heard Zhang Yun's words, he narrowed his eyes. If this is the case, then I have to have fun with you.
It's not because of anything else, but in his mind at this moment, the entire warehouse management textbook is printed in his mind verbatim like a movie.
He remembered that he quickly flipped through the book before going to bed, but he didn't expect to write everything down now.
Perhaps, this is the power of the grass jelly!
"No, extinction...Mr. Wu, please repeat the question."
As soon as Li Tianci's words came out, most of the whole class laughed, even Miejue Shitai had a rare laugh, but it was a little scary.
"Haha, are you a badass? You don't even know the question, why are you answering a fart!"
"Go back to bed and sleep, idiot."
"Did you go to the dog in class? Haha!"
All those who like to add insult to injury attacked with words, and Zhang Yun was the loudest.
"Okay, Li Tianci, if you can answer it, I will recommend you to participate in the quiz. What I asked just now was how to improve the efficiency of warehouse management? Answer me quickly."
Miejue Shitai quickly turned serious and asked sternly.She had already thought about how to punish Li Tianci in a while.
Without even thinking about it, Li Tianci replied directly: "The first point: rationally plan the layout of the warehouse..."
Listening to his eloquent answers, at first Zhang Yun thought he was talking nonsense and wanted to be sarcastic, but seeing Miejue Shitai's face like a ghost, she knew that Li Tianci really answered.
For this question, she only memorized a few basic points, and didn't remember the content at all, but Li Tianci seemed to be able to grasp it easily, without even getting stuck, and directly explained all the basic points and content in one breath!
The whole class was silent, only Li Tianci's sonorous and reasonable words in answering the questions.Especially those who had ridiculed Li Tianci before, now their complexions have turned into liver-colored, wishing to find a crack in the ground to sneak in.
The painting style of this shit is wrong, how did Xiao Diaosi, who was sleeping and skipping class, suddenly become a top student, is this unscientific?
"Teacher, do you think what I said is right?" After Li Tianci finished speaking, seeing Mie Miejue's death-like expression, he was immediately relieved, thinking that this fairy grass is really a good thing.
And Guan Yufei, Qin Shuai, and Guo Nu were also shocked. They, the fourth child who lived in the same dormitory, hadn't even read the textbooks, so how could they answer?
"Yes... yes, verbatim... that quiz competition, if you are interested, come to me, and there will be cash rewards."
Ten thousand huskies are jumping in Miejue Shitai's heart. Is this still the Li Tianci from before?She could see clearly that Li Tianci didn't look sideways just now, and no one secretly gave him the textbook for him to read. He was reciting it all by himself.
"Zhang Yun, would you like to memorize it?" Li Tianci looked at the ashen-faced Zhang Yun, and said in disgust.
Hearing this, Zhang Yun lowered his head even lower and dared not speak.
After class, he rejected Qin Shuai and Guan Yufei's invitation to hang out together, and Li Tianci went back to the dormitory alone!
Throwing down the book, Li Tianci immediately turned on the phone.
It was still opened in seconds, but this time it didn't pop up, and there was only one Alipay software icon on the entire phone screen.
Clicking to open Alipay, the phone vibrated several times in a row, all of which were messages from Fairy Baicao!
Exiting the message box, Li Tianci found that this Alipay is very similar to the Alipay in the usual mobile phone, such as scanning, swipe, transfer, cash withdrawal, and balance treasure. The only difference is that there is an extra merit flower!
Li Tianci remembers that the Alipay in his mobile phone seems to be Ant Huabei.
"I don't know if the merit flower and the ant flower have the same function?" Li Tianci muttered to himself!
Humming, vibrations came, and a pop-up window suddenly jumped out, and Li Tianci clicked the round button without hesitation!
The list of nearby people popped up. Unlike last time, besides Fairy Baicao, there was another person in the list this time: the envoy of the altar.
"I seem to remember that in Journey to the West, it was said that Zhu Bajie was named the envoy of the altar by the Buddha, but the avatar of the envoy of the altar is obviously not Zhu Bajie?" Li Tianci looked at the avatar!
The head portrait is indeed a monk, the flesh on his face is piled up like "oil balls", and the whole looks like a benevolent "Maitreya Buddha".
Click on the avatar, and a message box pops up on the screen!
"Are you Zhu Bajie?" Li Tianci sent a message.
In a certain cave in the Lingshan Mountain of the Western Heaven, Li Tianci's voice suddenly came from the ears of the Jingtan envoy who was feasting on offerings!
The envoy of the altar was stunned for a while, put down the offerings in his hand, and looked around. There were no other Buddhas in the cave except himself!
"Amitabha, I wonder which hidden Buddha grandpa is here?" The altar envoy asked!
"Grandpa Buddha, your sister, I don't want to go to bliss early."
After cursing, Li Tianci replied: "I am me, you haven't answered my question yet, are you Zhu Bajie?"
"Amitabha, I am Zhu Wuneng, the envoy of the altar!" Zhu Bajie replied honestly.
Hahahahaha, Zhu Bajie is not like in Journey to the West, Li Tianci laughed a few times, as if he felt that he had discovered something serious.
"Grandpa Buddha uses great supernatural powers to transmit sound. I wonder if you have any edicts?" Zhu Bajie didn't know what Li Tianci was thinking. !
In fact, Zhu Bajie, the envoy of the Purification Altar, does look like a pig in Journey to the West. After completing the task of learning Buddhist scriptures, the Buddha felt that Zhu Bajie's appearance would affect the image of Xitian Paradise, so he gave Zhu Bajie a little facelift!
It's just these, Li Tianci doesn't know.
After getting in touch with this old pig, he has to gossip about what happened when they went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures.
But before the news was released, Guan Yufei and the three of them came back.
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