I am the most prodigal in the world of online literature

"I know your ambition is this!" Lin Donglai said, "My little maid will not do these filthy things with you. I am ready to train her to have ideals, goals, morality, and culture. , four good girls!"

"Pull it down! It's not you who has a bachelor's in love!" Jia Qingfeng said, "Just understand the sorrow of a man of science!"

Lin Donglai frowned and said: "You are still sad! Didn't you say that you are humorous, eloquent, self-cultivated, and have hemorrhoids! I'm afraid you don't have a girl!"

"The point is, I saw a girl! She always exudes a distinctive temperament, which can be described in two words!" Jia Qingfeng said.

"Elegant?"

"Ugly!"

"Pfft!" Lin Donglai vomited blood, "I lost to you!"

"Big brother~my dear big brother~" Jia Qingfeng shook his arm, "I just want to show my true nature, the true nature of human nature!"

"Don't insult the classics!" Lin Donglai said, "I'm actually just interested in your physical book! How do you gain power from your physical book?"

"What are you talking about?" Jia Qingfeng said, "For our physical books, the printing volume is the points of the PK market. The royalties are gold coins, and then a copy is sold at the retail price, and the reader gets it. You can get a lottery ticket!"

"The newspapers and magazines are similar, right?" Lin Donglai asked.

"Yes!" Jia Qingfeng nodded, "As for the eunuchs, they will stop printing the next volume for no apparent reason. As for the conditions for intrusion, it is the same as yours. It may be stricter than yours! As long as we are on the Internet, we will get complaints and curses from readers. Even if it is a physical book, and later changed to a movie or TV series, the negative reviews are raging, and the trolls are against the sky, we will enter indiscriminately! Sometimes, the things that are indiscriminately can be returned directly!"

"In that case, online novels are better!" Lin Donglai said happily.

"Pull it down! When your novel is changed into a TV series or movie, as long as the trolls spray you with special effects, it has nothing to do with you at all, you can mess into the novel! Even if it's finished, the book will be chopped off by then! In other words, it is an automatic rollback! All the abilities and achievements you have gained by relying on this book will disappear!"

"Uh... can you still hang it up!" Lin Donglai said, "Then you're not writing a novel about physics!"

"Yes! It's similar to Linguo TV series, using physics to solve crimes, and the inspiration comes from that TV series." Jia Qingfeng said, "Readers really like it. I didn't set the heroine in it as silly and sweet! It was set to be a beautiful policewoman! I even gave her a very perfect name."

"Tinghua!"

"vomit……"

Jia Qingfeng cried and said, "Can we still have fun!"

"Have fun! Have fun!" Lin Donglai said, "Then go in and have a look, I like the novel world set by others!"

"No!" Jia Qingfeng said, "What if you kidnap my heroine!"

"Look at me, do you look like someone who can take away the heroine at will? Be confident, child! You are handsome!" Lin Donglai said, "Come here to buy!"

"You promise me! Ask the little maid to bring her out, and she can only be given to me!" Jia Qingfeng said.

"Okay!" Lin Donglai agreed.

So Jia Qingfeng took Lin Donglai into his own novel world. This is a story about a detective studying abroad in physics and a beautiful policewoman during the period of the Republic of China.

"Grandpa, please!"

When Lin Donglai opened his eyes, what he saw was not the period of the Republic of China, but the Song Dynasty.

A group of elegant people sat on the attic, overlooking the river, reciting poems, drinking and talking.

"One leaf, one bodhi! It's your turn, Brother Lin!" an elegant scholar said to Lin Donglai.

When Lin Donglai was still in a daze, the system prompted: "Enter the task randomly, complete the task of drinking and pairing."

"Damn! Jia Qingfeng, you led me in here!" Lin Donglai was miserable in his heart.

"One leaf, one bodhi?" Lin Donglai thought for a while, "Ah? Isn't this the end of the sentence? The previous sentence should be one flower, one world! Damn! Shame on me!"

Lin Donglai should have known a long time ago that in the chaotic world, everything is abnormal.

He thought hard, and said, "Hmph! It's not a problem for me, the business girl changes her underwear!"

"Hmm! Not bad! Right and neat!"

Another came over and said, "A branch of red apricot came out of the wall!"

"Again! What the hell are you finished, I'm sorry!" Lin Donglai cried.

"A branch of red apricot came out of the wall, and the cucumber came back into the cave in the middle of the night!" Lin Donglai felt so dirty after finishing the conversation.

At this time, a person fanned his fan pretentiously and said: "Brother Lin is not troubled by these. Brother Lin is a well-known Confucian general. I will make a pair, hair on the top, hair on the bottom, and a black grape in the middle." !"

"I will do this!" Lin Donglai patted the table and got up, "There is an egg on the left, an egg on the right, and a yellow pole in the middle! Banner: I am not dirty!"

"awesome!"

"Accept and accept!"

The refined literati said: "Brother Lin should come up with the question."

Lin Donglai thought for a while: "Brother doesn't recognize Beinan!"

"It's not a thing!"

"A gentleman who is speechless is Laozi."

"The villain is sure to blame me for talking too much!"

"My father is Liu Bei!"

"My grandma is Diao Chan!"

"Don't you see that Wenshan has a good literary talent, and his writing is full of wind!"

"I don't know that Jay Chou is good at singing, singing the praises of the Western Yuan Ji!"

Lin Donglai cried and said, "You respect history, okay? How could people of your age know Jay Chou!"

"What mess?" The literati blinked cutely.

Lin Donglai took a deep breath and said, "Looks like I'm going to use a trick! One person is under ten thousand, and I am the world!"

"There is one person under ten thousand people, I am Jiang Hu!"

"Is this all right?"

"Ok!"

"I said crow!"

"I'm better than a sparrow!"

"I flew into the sky and turned into a rainbow!"

"I swam into the water and became a fountain!"

"Seven-word quatrains! I'll count you as a bull!" Lin Donglai's internal energy surged in his dantian, making everyone feel oppressed.

The literati said with a smile: "Brother Lin, don't make trouble! Seven-character quatrains, that's our housekeeping skill!"

"Hum! You are wrong! The simplest, actually the most difficult!" Lin Dong said, "Pingze Pingsawa Hirai, Pinping Ping Ping Ping!"

This group of literati looked at me and I looked at you, but couldn't figure out what to do.

Lin Donglai patted his chest secretly: "Nimma, fortunately, I'm smart and scared the baby to death!"

"Hmph! Brother Lin, listen up! Oh leh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!"

"Forget it!" Lin Donglai covered his face, "Did someone tell you that you are a bunch of weirdos! This can all match!"

"You literati are chattering and chattering, and even the little girl finds it boring! Otherwise, who can match my pair, today's drink is free, and today's winner! I wonder if everyone is interested?"

At this moment, a beautiful woman appeared in front of everyone.

"Miss Huayue!" All the literati saluted.

Lin Donglai also saluted.

She wrote a question: "Danxin stays in the rivers and lakes, but his heart is in the south of the Yangtze River, but he wants to fight against gold!"

"A piece of red gallbladder floating in the court hall and gallbladder in the northwest serves the country!" Lin Donglai blurted out, "Hengban: I'm not Yue Fei!"

"Unexpectedly, General Lin is not only brave in front of the battle, but also very knowledgeable! The little girl is lucky today, and she is really a blessing from the third generation." Huayue said with a smile, "Little girl has something, I don't know if I should talk about it or not?"

"Girl please tell me." Lin Donglai said.

"The spies came to report just now, saying that Jin Wushu commanded the three armies and was about to attack our Great Song Dynasty. Now he has gone down the Yangtze River and is coming straight here! I see the general is drinking, so he didn't bother him!"