I am the most prodigal in the world of online literature
Chapter 050 Little Witch
"This is my friend's daughter. I can't take care of the child today! I will help to watch!" Lin Donglai quickly explained, and wiped away the landlord's tears.
The landlord breathed a sigh of relief: "The child is so naughty, hahahaha!"
"Okay, go back quickly!" Lin Donglai nodded, trying to disappear as soon as possible.
Diandi stuck out her tongue at him, looking weird.
When she came to Lin Donglai's room, she was like a wild horse running wild!
"Do you want to play computer?" Lin Donglai asked.
"No!" Diandian said, "I want to role-play!"
"Playing house!" Lin Donglai thought for a while, "Then you want to play the princess?"
snort!A child is a child after all, and that innocence cannot be erased by age.
"I want to play Joan of Arc! You play the pope!" Diandian said, "I still need a rope. Let's play the part where Joan of Arc is burned to death!"
"Hehe!" Lin Donglai scratched his head, "Can we stop being so mature! Let's play the big bad wolf and Little Red Riding Hood!"
"Can we not be so naive! I'm going to be in the first grade soon, and I'm already past the naive age! Fairy tales are full of lies!" Diandian said.
Lin Donglai asked: "You always like to read adults' books? What else have you read?"
"Hmm~ Genius, Legend of Yue Fei..."
"Stop it!" Lin Donglai said, "If you continue, I can only treat you as an alien! Otherwise, let's play chess!"
"Go, Chess, International Chess, Backgammon, Army Flag, Beast Chess, Blindfold Chess, popular in the Middle Ages in Europe..."
Lin Donglai covered her mouth: "I decided to play role-play with you!"
"Really?" Dian Dian said excitedly.
"Or else!" Lin Donglai took out Feng Lu's 100 yuan, "I'll let you spend the [-] yuan yourself, let's play with what I'm good at!"
Diandian readily accepted the 100 yuan, and then took out a piece of ten yuan from her school uniform, put the two together, and patted it in Lin Donglai's hand.
"I'll give you one hundred and one!" Diandian said, "Continue!"
"Has anyone told you! You are my own!" Lin Donglai felt that this routine was so familiar!
Dian Dian blinked, and then said: "Isn't this what I have been calling your father all the time!"
"Then you should listen to your father!" Lin Donglai said, "Let's not play such a cruel game, okay! You are a mentally handicapped father, and play Big Bad Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood with me!"
"I always thought you were mentally handicapped!" Didian replied, tilting her head, "This is my lowest standard! I usually play space with my mother! Do you know galaxies and constellations? Do you know the meteorites on Mars? What are the names of the pits?"
Lin Donglai also imitated her and tilted his head: "I only know that I will beat you if you are like this."
"Do you still want to chase my mother!" asked Diandian, "You don't have any advantage, if you don't please me, you will become a single dog!"
"Don't make trouble! Your dad and I have always been a single dog!" Lin Donglai said, "I said, Comrade Little Genius, don't dislike me! As a father, I want to make a domineering decision, let's play Big Bad Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood! As a father , I am able to do more work, I will play the mother and the big bad wolf respectively! Then prepare for the first scene, Kaixen!"
"It's Xun! Not Sen!" Diandian said, "You came back from studying abroad!"
"Don't complain about your dad's English! Your dad is best at Japanese!"
"Wa Daxi, a little bit, I'm Ruiwaten Sides. Odo-sang..."
"Stop! Pretend I didn't say it!" Lin Donglai was miserable, "I think your classmates beat you lightly, I want to beat you up!"
"I told mom!"
"Yes! My little aunt!" Lin Donglai conceded, "Next I will play the role of Little Red Riding Hood's mother. In the first scene of the story, Little Red Riding Hood's mother gives Little Red Riding Hood a basket containing biscuits, fruits, and cold medicine. Let her deliver At grandma's house, visit sick grandma."
"I protest!" Diandian said, "Why did mother let Little Red Riding Hood go across the forest to grandma's house at the risk of her life!"
"The plot needs it! Protesting is useless!" Lin Donglai said, "Let's go to actual combat!"
"Oh! Little Red Riding Hood! Mom made biscuits and bought fruit and cold medicine. You can send these things to grandma later! Grandma eats these things and plays with Diandian, and the illness will be cured!" Lin Donglai said in a strange way.
Diandian shuddered, but as an actress, she was a professional and entered her role, asking, "Mom, mom! There are big bad wolves in the forest!"
"Mum, do the math, you won't meet the big bad wolf!" Lin Donglai felt that he was so witty.
"Mom, mother! There are tigers in the forest! There are poisonous snakes, there are traps for hunters! There are also bad people who kidnap and traffic children! Little Red Riding Hood is afraid!" said Diandian pitifully, "Any one of them will tear Little Red Riding Hood into potato chips !"
"Little aunt! Can you still have fun?" Lin Donglai cried and said, "I finally know why your mother is so happy. I have a good brain, so I agreed to let you, a little witch with a small head and a hundred and seventeen Stay at home!"
"Mom said you don't regret it!" said a little bit proudly, "Okay! I'm not naughty anymore, you can play Joan of Arc with me! Just play once! I will listen to you!"
"Don't lie to me?" Lin Donglai asked.
"Do you think a child can fool an adult?" Dian Dian asked with a blink of an eye.
Lin Donglai thought for a while: "Yes! Because you think I'm mentally handicapped!"
"No, no! I want to play!" Diand shook his arm, "I won't make trouble, you play with me!"
"Trust you once!" Lin Donglai got up, "Let's simulate it, don't really tie it up!"
"No!" Diandian refused, "I want to be tied up!"
"This is my final bottom line! Play games with your dad! It's not about what you want to play, but how your dad wants me to play!" Lin Donglai said, "Stand up there, and then we will enter the state! By the way, I'm playing the vicious person who burned Joan to death!"
"Hmm!" Diand stood against the wall, "Mr. Executioner, can you give me a cross! This is my last wish!"
"No! You are a heretic! You are not worthy of prayer!" Lin Donglai said, "Let the pure flame purify your dirty heart."
"what!"
"Crack!"
The door is open!
Huang Yani came in with a dazed face, and saw that Diandian was screaming, tears streaming down her face, while Lin Donglai was fierce, with her hands still on Diandian's shoulders.
"Lin Donglai, you are crazy!" Huang Yani couldn't bear it, "I never thought you were such a dirty person!"
"Listen to my explanation!" Lin Donglai immediately pushed Diandian in front of him as a shield, "We are playing a game, she is playing the role of Joan of Arc, and I am playing the villain! We are performing the scene of Joan of Arc being burned to death!"
"Hi sister! My dad and I are performing!" Diandian said, "It seems to be a success! At least this sister looks realistic, if there is a rope, it will be fine!"
"Wait a minute! My mind is a little messed up...a nightmare!" Huang Yani's voice trembled, "Who did you say Lin Donglai was yours just now?"
"Daddy!" Pointing to Lin Dong said, "Sister, don't you think we look alike!"
"Jumping into the Yellow River won't clean it up!" Lin Donglai cried.
"Lin Donglai, you have a daughter!" Huang Yani said in surprise, "Oh my god! What about Sister Liu!"
The landlord breathed a sigh of relief: "The child is so naughty, hahahaha!"
"Okay, go back quickly!" Lin Donglai nodded, trying to disappear as soon as possible.
Diandi stuck out her tongue at him, looking weird.
When she came to Lin Donglai's room, she was like a wild horse running wild!
"Do you want to play computer?" Lin Donglai asked.
"No!" Diandian said, "I want to role-play!"
"Playing house!" Lin Donglai thought for a while, "Then you want to play the princess?"
snort!A child is a child after all, and that innocence cannot be erased by age.
"I want to play Joan of Arc! You play the pope!" Diandian said, "I still need a rope. Let's play the part where Joan of Arc is burned to death!"
"Hehe!" Lin Donglai scratched his head, "Can we stop being so mature! Let's play the big bad wolf and Little Red Riding Hood!"
"Can we not be so naive! I'm going to be in the first grade soon, and I'm already past the naive age! Fairy tales are full of lies!" Diandian said.
Lin Donglai asked: "You always like to read adults' books? What else have you read?"
"Hmm~ Genius, Legend of Yue Fei..."
"Stop it!" Lin Donglai said, "If you continue, I can only treat you as an alien! Otherwise, let's play chess!"
"Go, Chess, International Chess, Backgammon, Army Flag, Beast Chess, Blindfold Chess, popular in the Middle Ages in Europe..."
Lin Donglai covered her mouth: "I decided to play role-play with you!"
"Really?" Dian Dian said excitedly.
"Or else!" Lin Donglai took out Feng Lu's 100 yuan, "I'll let you spend the [-] yuan yourself, let's play with what I'm good at!"
Diandian readily accepted the 100 yuan, and then took out a piece of ten yuan from her school uniform, put the two together, and patted it in Lin Donglai's hand.
"I'll give you one hundred and one!" Diandian said, "Continue!"
"Has anyone told you! You are my own!" Lin Donglai felt that this routine was so familiar!
Dian Dian blinked, and then said: "Isn't this what I have been calling your father all the time!"
"Then you should listen to your father!" Lin Donglai said, "Let's not play such a cruel game, okay! You are a mentally handicapped father, and play Big Bad Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood with me!"
"I always thought you were mentally handicapped!" Didian replied, tilting her head, "This is my lowest standard! I usually play space with my mother! Do you know galaxies and constellations? Do you know the meteorites on Mars? What are the names of the pits?"
Lin Donglai also imitated her and tilted his head: "I only know that I will beat you if you are like this."
"Do you still want to chase my mother!" asked Diandian, "You don't have any advantage, if you don't please me, you will become a single dog!"
"Don't make trouble! Your dad and I have always been a single dog!" Lin Donglai said, "I said, Comrade Little Genius, don't dislike me! As a father, I want to make a domineering decision, let's play Big Bad Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood! As a father , I am able to do more work, I will play the mother and the big bad wolf respectively! Then prepare for the first scene, Kaixen!"
"It's Xun! Not Sen!" Diandian said, "You came back from studying abroad!"
"Don't complain about your dad's English! Your dad is best at Japanese!"
"Wa Daxi, a little bit, I'm Ruiwaten Sides. Odo-sang..."
"Stop! Pretend I didn't say it!" Lin Donglai was miserable, "I think your classmates beat you lightly, I want to beat you up!"
"I told mom!"
"Yes! My little aunt!" Lin Donglai conceded, "Next I will play the role of Little Red Riding Hood's mother. In the first scene of the story, Little Red Riding Hood's mother gives Little Red Riding Hood a basket containing biscuits, fruits, and cold medicine. Let her deliver At grandma's house, visit sick grandma."
"I protest!" Diandian said, "Why did mother let Little Red Riding Hood go across the forest to grandma's house at the risk of her life!"
"The plot needs it! Protesting is useless!" Lin Donglai said, "Let's go to actual combat!"
"Oh! Little Red Riding Hood! Mom made biscuits and bought fruit and cold medicine. You can send these things to grandma later! Grandma eats these things and plays with Diandian, and the illness will be cured!" Lin Donglai said in a strange way.
Diandian shuddered, but as an actress, she was a professional and entered her role, asking, "Mom, mom! There are big bad wolves in the forest!"
"Mum, do the math, you won't meet the big bad wolf!" Lin Donglai felt that he was so witty.
"Mom, mother! There are tigers in the forest! There are poisonous snakes, there are traps for hunters! There are also bad people who kidnap and traffic children! Little Red Riding Hood is afraid!" said Diandian pitifully, "Any one of them will tear Little Red Riding Hood into potato chips !"
"Little aunt! Can you still have fun?" Lin Donglai cried and said, "I finally know why your mother is so happy. I have a good brain, so I agreed to let you, a little witch with a small head and a hundred and seventeen Stay at home!"
"Mom said you don't regret it!" said a little bit proudly, "Okay! I'm not naughty anymore, you can play Joan of Arc with me! Just play once! I will listen to you!"
"Don't lie to me?" Lin Donglai asked.
"Do you think a child can fool an adult?" Dian Dian asked with a blink of an eye.
Lin Donglai thought for a while: "Yes! Because you think I'm mentally handicapped!"
"No, no! I want to play!" Diand shook his arm, "I won't make trouble, you play with me!"
"Trust you once!" Lin Donglai got up, "Let's simulate it, don't really tie it up!"
"No!" Diandian refused, "I want to be tied up!"
"This is my final bottom line! Play games with your dad! It's not about what you want to play, but how your dad wants me to play!" Lin Donglai said, "Stand up there, and then we will enter the state! By the way, I'm playing the vicious person who burned Joan to death!"
"Hmm!" Diand stood against the wall, "Mr. Executioner, can you give me a cross! This is my last wish!"
"No! You are a heretic! You are not worthy of prayer!" Lin Donglai said, "Let the pure flame purify your dirty heart."
"what!"
"Crack!"
The door is open!
Huang Yani came in with a dazed face, and saw that Diandian was screaming, tears streaming down her face, while Lin Donglai was fierce, with her hands still on Diandian's shoulders.
"Lin Donglai, you are crazy!" Huang Yani couldn't bear it, "I never thought you were such a dirty person!"
"Listen to my explanation!" Lin Donglai immediately pushed Diandian in front of him as a shield, "We are playing a game, she is playing the role of Joan of Arc, and I am playing the villain! We are performing the scene of Joan of Arc being burned to death!"
"Hi sister! My dad and I are performing!" Diandian said, "It seems to be a success! At least this sister looks realistic, if there is a rope, it will be fine!"
"Wait a minute! My mind is a little messed up...a nightmare!" Huang Yani's voice trembled, "Who did you say Lin Donglai was yours just now?"
"Daddy!" Pointing to Lin Dong said, "Sister, don't you think we look alike!"
"Jumping into the Yellow River won't clean it up!" Lin Donglai cried.
"Lin Donglai, you have a daughter!" Huang Yani said in surprise, "Oh my god! What about Sister Liu!"
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