I am the most prodigal in the world of online literature

After a while, delicious steamed buns and beef, as well as a jar of Nurhong were placed in front of Lin Donglai.

He ate it unceremoniously, but the freshness of the beef, the aroma of the steamed buns, and the spiciness of the daughter's red were all so real.Lin Donglai couldn't help but feel that he was dying.

"The person over there who is drinking and eating meat is probably the sword god Adu!"

"Pfft..." Lin Donglai spat out a mouthful of Nurhong.

He forgot about this, and gave himself a weird name.

"Friend! Talking about others secretly behind their backs is not something glorious!" Lin Donglai said pretendingly, "Why don't you come over and have a drink."

Those four people stood up tremblingly, and said: "Under the Xishen Zhou Ada, this is Beikuang Dasha, Donghuang Mogao Grottoes, and Nandi Jia beggar. I have heard of the great hero's reputation for a long time, but the hero can rely on A peerless artifact, invincible in the world. I am fortunate to see it today, and I have a heartfelt request."

"Could it be that you want to admire my finger... knife!" Lin Donglai asked, holding back a laugh.

The four felt embarrassed and said, "That's right! I wonder if it's possible?"

"It's easy to talk, easy to talk!" Lin Donglai put the oversized nail clippers on the table.

"Ouch!" The four of them took a step back at the same time, "What a dazzling light! It really is an artifact!"

"Look, brother! This level of sharpness is really fascinating!"

"Hahahahaha!" Lin Donglai laughed until his stomach hurts.

Although the plot and characters are set by myself, there is still an inexplicable sense of joy.

"boom!"

The door was suddenly smashed open with a punch, and two sturdy officials grabbed a girl and entered the tavern.The official who was here stood up immediately, with a happy expression on his face.

"I caught Li Tiezhu!"

"Li Tiezhu? The heroine?" Lin Donglai turned his head to look at the girl, I'll go...

There are [-] drafts in my heart and I run away.

Such a playful and lovely girl was named Li Tiezhu by him, it was a sin.

According to the development of the plot, should he be a hero to save the beauty?
"Hey! Let go of that girl!" Lin Donglai stood up.

The two sturdy officials immediately pulled out their sabers, but were stopped by the officials who were in the tavern before.

"Wait! He is Adu, the sword god!" The officer explained.

"He is... Adu..."

"My lord, save me!" Li Tiezhu called for help softly.

The voice she made was amazing!When Lin Donglai heard this, his whole body was brittle.

Speaking of the setting of the hero saving the beauty, anyway, in the world of the novel I wrote, no one can see it, and the embarrassment should not occur.Then, pretend to be handsome.

"I'm here! Don't be afraid! Tie Zhu... girl!" Lin Donglai raised his nail clippers angrily, "Do you know what these are?"

"The best artifact in the world!" The tone of several officials changed instantly.

Lin Donglai said in a low voice: "That's right! What you see is not what it really looks like. There are only two kinds of people in the world who have seen this peerless artifact. One is myself, and the other is to die in it. People below! I'm sure you're not stupid. Know what to do..."

Depend on!
Whoever invited the extras ran away before the end of the pretense...

"Master!" Li Tiezhu rushed towards Lin Donglai.

A faint fragrance made Lin Donglai fascinated.For a long time, he was still an innocent boy, and he had never even held a little girl's hand.

"Although you didn't tell your grievances according to the conventional plot, I like you very much." Lin Donglai said.

Li Tiezhu lowered his head shyly, and said, "My lord, what are you talking about? Didn't I tell you everything about me in the bridal chamber that day?"

"Huh? I didn't do anything, and I'm already in the bridal chamber?" Lin Donglai wanted to cry but had no tears.

"What... what do you mean you didn't do anything! You did..."

"Stop!" Lin Donglai said sadly.

In the world of illusion, is he still hanging on his life?Even if it is the plot of my own fantasy, I can bring the plot of sex to one stroke.No, it's Papapa that lives in the conversation.

Live single life.

"My lord, why are you talking so strangely all of a sudden?" Li Tiezhu asked.

"Uh... let's get down to business! The Sajia was drunk just now! Should we find evidence now to clear up your father's grievances!" Lin Donglai asked.

"Yes son!" Li Tiezhu said.

Lin Donglai asked: "You are married to me, why do you still call me son?"

"For a while... I can't change it!" Li Tiezhu said, "Young Master, I found out that Jiangnan has a clue."

"Then let's go to Jiangnan!" Lin Donglai was about to say, hire a carriage, they can go to Jiangnan quickly.

"Hoohoo!"

When he went out with his lovely wife Li Tiezhu on his arm, he saw a pig.

"My lord, let's sit on it!" Li Tiezhu said.

"This...couldn't be... my mount?" Lin Donglai asked.

"Young master is really drunk and confused. This is the god riding sweat and blood pig you got after ten years of kneeling and begging your master A San in Changbai Mountain! It costs [-] miles a day and costs the same as a horse. !” Li Tiezhu said.

Lin Donglai pointed at the pig: "This guy travels [-] miles a day?"

"Roar!" The pig tilted its head and looked at him.

"Also... it's really bloody enough."

Lin Donglai hugged Li Tiezhu and rode on the pig, and said, "That bloody pig, take us to the south of the Yangtze River!"

"coax!"

Suddenly, Lin Donglai felt the sun was dazzling.

"Come east! Go have lunch!" The aunt in the community just came back from walking her dog.

Lin Donglai patted his chest and said, "I'm going, I'm back."

correct!

My own novel ends when I go to Jiangnan.The hallucinations produced by this did not seem to continue to talk nonsense.

"Dong Lai! Are you thinking of a new novel? Do you want to reenact the scene and hold Nurhong?" The uncle who came back from playing mahjong said to Lin Dong.

"Yes!" Lin Donglai said politely.

Many people in the community know that he writes novels, but they don't know what is fantasy and what is martial arts.

Wait a minute……

Daughter... son... red?

At this time, Lin Donglai found that he had an extra jar in his hand... Daughter Hong.

Could it be that the hallucinations are getting worse? Reality is inseparable from hallucinations?
still is……

"Uncle Li! How about I buy you a drink?" Lin Donglai said.

Anyway, if he proves that he is crazy, then he will have nothing to love.Simply use Uncle Li as an experiment to see if he can see the jar.In other words, what Uncle Li said and what he saw were just part of his vision.

Uncle Li dragged Lin Donglai in, then leaned into his wine jar and sniffed it: "Amazing! Good wine! Hurry up! Pour it out and have a taste!"

But he poured it for a long time, why is the wine still not coming out?

After a while, the viscous liquid finally flowed out and slowly dripped into the bowl.

"Donglai...your wine...don't tell me it's from hundreds of years ago!" Uncle Li looked at Lin Donglai.

"Uh... the last time I went back to my hometown, I found it... in the cellar of the old house." Lin Donglai said.

"Oh! How did you take it apart! It's worth tens of thousands!" Uncle Li said distressedly, "But...but since it's already been opened, don't waste it!"

"..." Lin Donglai had ten thousand drafts floating in his mind.

He may not be suffering from the hallucinations in mental illness, but it is very likely that... he is a novel writer, and he encountered the most inspirational thing in the hero of the novel.

He... hung up!