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Chapter 3 Are you looking for me?
Su Yu: Master Lin, this is your fault. How can there be someone who can’t be distributed by grabbing it? Otherwise, I will send you a roll of toilet paper, and you can send everyone a red envelope to show it, how about it?
Lin Jiu: Thank you, group leader, my younger brother must change his ways (poor emoji package), and post it right away.
Ding
The group leader, Venerable Samsara, sent a directional red envelope.
This red envelope was naturally sent to Lin Jiu.
Lin Jiu: Thank you, group leader, thank you group leader (hands-off), I don’t have much wealth, so I’ll give you [-] stamina charms.
Lin Jiu also knew that he had offended everyone, and the relationship would inevitably become tense in the future. Even if he was stingy again, he still gritted his teeth and squeezed.
After all, everyone has time to ask for help.
Ding
Group member Lin Jiu sent out 20 random red envelopes.
Twenty red envelopes? !
Su Yu's eyes lit up, there are twenty, and the group members are no more than ten, no matter how bad his luck is, he won't be able to grab it, right?
The moment the red envelope appeared, Su Yu exerted a little force.
"Ding! Congratulations on grabbing Lin Jiu's red envelope—a physical strength talisman (from the world of zombie priests, stick it on your body, it is invulnerable, infinitely powerful, and the time limit is 2 minutes)"
As the notification sounded, Su Yu had a pale yellow talisman in his hand.
Is this a strong character?It looks no different from those talismans sold on the street.
Su Yu looked at it carefully.
"It's here. I searched inside and out, but I couldn't find anyone. Only this door is left. This brat must be inside."
"Open the door for me!"
"Labor and capital are going to catch a turtle in a urn today."
Suddenly there was a rush of conversation outside the door, as well as noisy noises, interrupting Su Yu's thoughts.
As the key was inserted into the crack of the door, the door gradually opened.
When they saw the figure in front of them clearly, everyone was stunned.
The man in front of him still looks like a coward.
With a height of 1.8 meters [-], fierce and hard muscles, and those eight iron-like abdominal muscles, everyone believed without doubt that this guy could smash walls with one punch.
"Are you looking for me?" Su Yu smiled slightly, but in the eyes of this group of people, it was the grinning smile of a devil.
"No, no, we went to the wrong door, we went to the wrong door."
Everyone shook their heads quickly, turned around and wanted to leave, damn, who the hell can beat this type of body.
"Who dares to leave?!"
With a roar, Scarface directly pushed the person back, and said loudly: "Don't forget whose food you are eating, the Zhou family's food, if you can't get back the antidote, even if I spare you, Zhou Shao I can't forgive you either."
"The mere cover-up scares you? Is the guy in your hand a fire stick? Hit me!"
That's right, there is a guy in the hands of labor and management!
After saying this, everyone suddenly remembered that they had brought a guy with them, and they were so numerous that each of them could drown Su Yu with a spit, so what were they afraid of?
Thinking of this, everyone's courage suddenly became stronger again.
"I'll come first!"
A tall tattooed man walked up with a steel rod, and directly smashed it down on Su Yu's head.
result……
The steel rod is bent... bent... bent...
The guy with the tattoo was immediately stunned, brother, this is a steel rod, two centimeters wide, not a plastic rod, why is it bent?
Not only was he dumbfounded, but even Scarface was dumbfounded.
This is unscientific, isn't it a good cover-up?Why is the steel rod bent?
"Brother, I found that my stomach is uncomfortable. I might give birth. I have to go to the hospital."
Nima, you are a big man, your stomach is uncomfortable, what does it have to do with giving birth?
"Brother, I have hemorrhoids, I can't take it anymore, I have to go to the toilet..."
"Brother, I found out that I forgot to put on my underwear..."
"Big brother, little brother..."
"Want to go?"
Seeing that more and more people were about to leave, Su Yu suddenly became unhappy. Just now, who said that they wanted to catch a turtle in the urn and kill me?
The young master's physical strength talisman has already been pasted up, so it can't be wasted.
I'll take you under the knife today.
"crash"
Su Yu rushed up like a humanoid titan, and where he passed, not a single blade of grass grew.
Those younger brothers were kicked out one by one, and one of them couldn't dodge, and was thrown out like a broken sack.
The intestines of these younger brothers are green with regret, if they knew that Su Yu was such a pervert, they shouldn't have come to this muddy water.
It's all right now, Young Master Zhou didn't please him, so he lay down on the ground first.
In less than half a minute, these younger brothers were lying on the ground one by one, crying for their father and mother.
Looking at Su Yu who was getting closer and closer, Scar's face and legs were frightened.
The sweat on his forehead leaked out like money.
"Give me the knife!" Su Yu stretched out his hand and said lightly.
Scarface dared not give it, and quickly handed over the machete in his hand.
Under the terrified expressions of everyone, Su Yu directly kneaded the machete into twists and threw it aside.
Su Yu clapped his hands and said with a kind smile: "Scarface, I beat up so many of your brothers, do you need me to pay for the medical expenses?"
"Don't dare, it's because we don't know Mount Tai, and we deserve to be beaten."
The scarred face answered with a sad face, medical expenses?How dare he ask for it? He is really afraid that the other party will be unhappy and screw his head off.
"That won't work."
Who knows, Su Yu quickly shook his head, patted Scarface's shoulder, and said: "I looked carefully, and three people suffered minor injuries, two had broken ribs, and one had a concussion, and the others were rubbed. A little skin, it’s not very serious, but it’s not a big problem.”
"I have ten yuan here. You take it first. It's my kindness. Take them to the hospital quickly."
Su Yu took out a ten-yuan Renminbi from his pocket.
Scarface looked at the ten yuan in Su Yu's hand, feeling a little scared.
He didn't understand what Su Yu wanted to do at all?
ten bucks?What can ten dollars do?Even the registration fee is not enough.
"What? Are you disgusted that I don't give enough?" Seeing that Scar's face refused to answer, Su Yu's face suddenly darkened.
"No no!"
Scarface shook his head quickly, and took the ten-dollar bill.
"This ten yuan, I think so, the three slightly injured one is one yuan, the two broken ribs are two yuan each, as for the concussion, let's give four yuan, and the remaining one , you brothers are divided, as the boss, you can’t be corrupt, if I find out, I won’t beat you to death.”
When Scarface heard it, he wanted to cry immediately, but there were no tears. Big brother, it's only ten yuan, so why should I embezzle it?
What can ten dollars do?He doesn't even have enough money for a pack of cigarettes, he's corrupt.
"Thank you boss?" But he didn't dare to show his dissatisfaction, instead he taught his subordinates.
"Thank you boss!" The younger brothers nodded and bowed one by one.
"get out!"
Seeing that the time was up, Su Yu hurriedly told them to leave. If there was another accident, he couldn't guarantee that he would be able to leave safely.
……
Lin Jiu: Thank you, group leader, my younger brother must change his ways (poor emoji package), and post it right away.
Ding
The group leader, Venerable Samsara, sent a directional red envelope.
This red envelope was naturally sent to Lin Jiu.
Lin Jiu: Thank you, group leader, thank you group leader (hands-off), I don’t have much wealth, so I’ll give you [-] stamina charms.
Lin Jiu also knew that he had offended everyone, and the relationship would inevitably become tense in the future. Even if he was stingy again, he still gritted his teeth and squeezed.
After all, everyone has time to ask for help.
Ding
Group member Lin Jiu sent out 20 random red envelopes.
Twenty red envelopes? !
Su Yu's eyes lit up, there are twenty, and the group members are no more than ten, no matter how bad his luck is, he won't be able to grab it, right?
The moment the red envelope appeared, Su Yu exerted a little force.
"Ding! Congratulations on grabbing Lin Jiu's red envelope—a physical strength talisman (from the world of zombie priests, stick it on your body, it is invulnerable, infinitely powerful, and the time limit is 2 minutes)"
As the notification sounded, Su Yu had a pale yellow talisman in his hand.
Is this a strong character?It looks no different from those talismans sold on the street.
Su Yu looked at it carefully.
"It's here. I searched inside and out, but I couldn't find anyone. Only this door is left. This brat must be inside."
"Open the door for me!"
"Labor and capital are going to catch a turtle in a urn today."
Suddenly there was a rush of conversation outside the door, as well as noisy noises, interrupting Su Yu's thoughts.
As the key was inserted into the crack of the door, the door gradually opened.
When they saw the figure in front of them clearly, everyone was stunned.
The man in front of him still looks like a coward.
With a height of 1.8 meters [-], fierce and hard muscles, and those eight iron-like abdominal muscles, everyone believed without doubt that this guy could smash walls with one punch.
"Are you looking for me?" Su Yu smiled slightly, but in the eyes of this group of people, it was the grinning smile of a devil.
"No, no, we went to the wrong door, we went to the wrong door."
Everyone shook their heads quickly, turned around and wanted to leave, damn, who the hell can beat this type of body.
"Who dares to leave?!"
With a roar, Scarface directly pushed the person back, and said loudly: "Don't forget whose food you are eating, the Zhou family's food, if you can't get back the antidote, even if I spare you, Zhou Shao I can't forgive you either."
"The mere cover-up scares you? Is the guy in your hand a fire stick? Hit me!"
That's right, there is a guy in the hands of labor and management!
After saying this, everyone suddenly remembered that they had brought a guy with them, and they were so numerous that each of them could drown Su Yu with a spit, so what were they afraid of?
Thinking of this, everyone's courage suddenly became stronger again.
"I'll come first!"
A tall tattooed man walked up with a steel rod, and directly smashed it down on Su Yu's head.
result……
The steel rod is bent... bent... bent...
The guy with the tattoo was immediately stunned, brother, this is a steel rod, two centimeters wide, not a plastic rod, why is it bent?
Not only was he dumbfounded, but even Scarface was dumbfounded.
This is unscientific, isn't it a good cover-up?Why is the steel rod bent?
"Brother, I found that my stomach is uncomfortable. I might give birth. I have to go to the hospital."
Nima, you are a big man, your stomach is uncomfortable, what does it have to do with giving birth?
"Brother, I have hemorrhoids, I can't take it anymore, I have to go to the toilet..."
"Brother, I found out that I forgot to put on my underwear..."
"Big brother, little brother..."
"Want to go?"
Seeing that more and more people were about to leave, Su Yu suddenly became unhappy. Just now, who said that they wanted to catch a turtle in the urn and kill me?
The young master's physical strength talisman has already been pasted up, so it can't be wasted.
I'll take you under the knife today.
"crash"
Su Yu rushed up like a humanoid titan, and where he passed, not a single blade of grass grew.
Those younger brothers were kicked out one by one, and one of them couldn't dodge, and was thrown out like a broken sack.
The intestines of these younger brothers are green with regret, if they knew that Su Yu was such a pervert, they shouldn't have come to this muddy water.
It's all right now, Young Master Zhou didn't please him, so he lay down on the ground first.
In less than half a minute, these younger brothers were lying on the ground one by one, crying for their father and mother.
Looking at Su Yu who was getting closer and closer, Scar's face and legs were frightened.
The sweat on his forehead leaked out like money.
"Give me the knife!" Su Yu stretched out his hand and said lightly.
Scarface dared not give it, and quickly handed over the machete in his hand.
Under the terrified expressions of everyone, Su Yu directly kneaded the machete into twists and threw it aside.
Su Yu clapped his hands and said with a kind smile: "Scarface, I beat up so many of your brothers, do you need me to pay for the medical expenses?"
"Don't dare, it's because we don't know Mount Tai, and we deserve to be beaten."
The scarred face answered with a sad face, medical expenses?How dare he ask for it? He is really afraid that the other party will be unhappy and screw his head off.
"That won't work."
Who knows, Su Yu quickly shook his head, patted Scarface's shoulder, and said: "I looked carefully, and three people suffered minor injuries, two had broken ribs, and one had a concussion, and the others were rubbed. A little skin, it’s not very serious, but it’s not a big problem.”
"I have ten yuan here. You take it first. It's my kindness. Take them to the hospital quickly."
Su Yu took out a ten-yuan Renminbi from his pocket.
Scarface looked at the ten yuan in Su Yu's hand, feeling a little scared.
He didn't understand what Su Yu wanted to do at all?
ten bucks?What can ten dollars do?Even the registration fee is not enough.
"What? Are you disgusted that I don't give enough?" Seeing that Scar's face refused to answer, Su Yu's face suddenly darkened.
"No no!"
Scarface shook his head quickly, and took the ten-dollar bill.
"This ten yuan, I think so, the three slightly injured one is one yuan, the two broken ribs are two yuan each, as for the concussion, let's give four yuan, and the remaining one , you brothers are divided, as the boss, you can’t be corrupt, if I find out, I won’t beat you to death.”
When Scarface heard it, he wanted to cry immediately, but there were no tears. Big brother, it's only ten yuan, so why should I embezzle it?
What can ten dollars do?He doesn't even have enough money for a pack of cigarettes, he's corrupt.
"Thank you boss?" But he didn't dare to show his dissatisfaction, instead he taught his subordinates.
"Thank you boss!" The younger brothers nodded and bowed one by one.
"get out!"
Seeing that the time was up, Su Yu hurriedly told them to leave. If there was another accident, he couldn't guarantee that he would be able to leave safely.
……
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