Three worlds part-time job system
Chapter 160 The Bull Demon King Wears a Cuckold
As soon as these words came out, all the gods present were stunned, and one or two of them were full of disbelief.
Especially Erlang Shen, he felt a little surprised.
"Your Excellency Li Tian, are you kidding me?"
"How could it be that I was joking? If I were joking, would I come here to ask Lord Zhenjun for your help?"
Hearing this, Erlang Shen was a little helpless.
"That's all, since it's what you said, then if I don't help, it will seem a little unkind, okay! I will accompany you for a while, but there is a time limit!"
As soon as this remark came out, Li Tian immediately nodded with a smile.
"This is natural! Master Zhenjun, you just need to hide in the void."
"Of course it can."
Hearing this, Li Tianwen was overjoyed.
"Then thank you, Lord Zhenjun, we don't know when we will leave!"
"Just now! Now that Xiaotiangou has recovered, I have nothing to worry about."
"Okay, Lord Zhenjun, let's invite!"
Li Tian smiled and nodded.
"If that's the case, then I'll go back first, it's useless for me to stay here anyway!"
Seeing this scene, Yue Lao who was next to him suddenly spoke.
"By the way, if you don't mention this matter, I really almost forgot about it!"
Li Tian suddenly patted himself on the head, and suddenly realized.
"My lord, I have something I want to ask."
"Huh? What's the matter!"
"That Yueling didn't know if there was something illegal."
Erlang Shen was stunned for a moment, then stroked his chin, thought for a while, and kept looking at Li Ting.
"Why are you asking about this?"
"To be honest, I have a sworn feud with Yue Ling, the old man. The last time the restriction in my body was cast by Yue Ling's old man!"
"It's absolutely impossible for me to go around doing favoritism and perverting the law. There is friendship between you and me. Although there is friendship, public is public and private is private. If I don't separate them, how can I command many gods in the judicial department? Maintain the order of the heavenly court!"
Erlang Shen immediately refused, obviously not planning to help Li Tian deal with Yueling.
However, before Li Tian could speak, the boss of Meishan, who was standing next to Erlang God, suddenly seemed to think of something, and patted himself on the head.
"Your Excellency Li Tian, is it possible that what happened to Yueling before has something to do with you?"
"What happened before? Boss, do you know something!"
Hearing what Boss Meishan said, Erlangshen and Xiaotiangou were a little puzzled. Could there be something they didn't know?
Hearing this, Boss Meishan just nodded with a smile.
"Second Master, you don't know, you have been in retreat all this time, a funny thing happened in our Heavenly Court a few days ago!"
"Interesting thing? What do you say?"
"The Moon Spirit Fairy in the Moon Spirit Palace didn't look like she was wearing no clothes, but now all the Heavenly Courts are making trouble, and the gods know it!"
"What exactly is it?"
Hearing this, Boss Meishan glanced at Li Tian, who was indifferent.
"Second Master, I'll tell you right away!" As he said, Boss Mei Shan tapped his finger lightly, and then took out another leaflet from his pocket.
Soon Erlang's eyes widened urgently, and he couldn't help turning his head away, his eyes were full of inconceivable.
"Is this so serious?"
"Well, yes! Maybe the Jade Emperor knew about it, but it's really hard for everyone to mention it. After all, Fairy Yueling is now disgraced and thrown to the entire heaven!
His Majesty the Jade Emperor also secretly asked me if there is a definitive punishment for such a thing in the Tiantiao, but I waited for the convenience of the entire Tianqiao record, and there is no regulation on this aspect!
So even if we know who spread the image of Fairy Yueling without clothes all over the Heavenly Court, we still have no way to deal with the murderer behind it! "
Hearing this, Erlangshen exhaled slightly, not knowing how to speak for a moment, but smiled wryly at Li Tian helplessly.
"Your Excellency Li Tian, you really know how to play!"
Hearing this, Li Tian just shrugged his shoulders, and then looked helpless.
"My lord, the conscience of heaven and earth, people don't offend me, I don't offend others, I was forced out by others!"
"Haha! It's interesting."
Hearing this, Erlang Shen smiled lightly.
"You asked me about Yueling, maybe you want me to attack him through Tiantiao!"
"This is a matter of selfishness and perverting the law. I believe that Lord Zhenjun will definitely not do it, but when Fairy Yueling offended me at the beginning, it was because she needed someone to cross her yang energy for her practice. I finally recorded it, and the result She killed people and silenced her, and then I escaped by luck.
So I thought and thought, before me, it must be that this little girl, Yue Ling, really killed the person who helped her practice.
Maybe, apart from this incident, Yueling has also committed violations of law and discipline!As long as Master Zhenjun is willing to work hard to investigate, he will definitely be able to find out. "
Hearing this, Erlang Shen was quite helpless: "It seems that you are really going to give up on Yueling!"
"Isn't it possible?"
"Of course, as long as evidence can be found, my judicial god will definitely do it! What you said is indeed quite right. There has never been a god in the entire heaven who has not violated the rules of heaven. Even if it is me, I actually do it sometimes. Things and the rules of heaven are against it! It's just that those things are not worth mentioning compared to the credits of many gods!"
"It's fine, I don't know if it's okay, Lord Zhenjun"
"Boss, go back and investigate!"
Erlangshen patted himself on the head helplessly. Li Tiandu had already said this over and over again. If he really didn't investigate, he would really lose face.
"Yes! Second Master!"
Boss Meishan nodded respectfully.
"Let's go! Li Tian, I will accompany you to the Plantain Cave first. But first, if you deliberately provoke the Bull Demon King, I can only take you away at most, and I will not fight the Bull Demon King for you. !"
"It's nature, it's nature!"
Li Tian laughed when he heard that.
"So best!"
Erlangshen was not a sloppy person either, as soon as he finished speaking, he turned into a stream of light and rushed towards the sky, with a cloud appearing behind him.
Li Tian's body was out of control, and he rushed forward together with the cloud.
The Xiaotian dog that stayed on the spot was stunned for a moment, then its feet broke through the void, turning into black light and disappearing as well.
"This dead dog is really abominable! After finally breaking through and evolving to become stronger, it didn't even stay to help us."
Seeing that Xiaotiangou also ran away, Boss Meishan cursed in his heart.
Seeing this, Yue Lao only smiled lightly, and then his figure disappeared into the sky.
"Okay, boss! Everyone is gone, let's go back and continue working!"
Hearing this, Boss Mei Shan smiled and nodded.
At the same time, in the Bajiao Cave of Cuiyun Mountain, a woman wearing a red dress and a phoenix crown is sitting on a stone table at this moment. .
It's a pity that this woman has no intention of tasting it, and the thoughts in her heart have drifted to nowhere.
"Eh!"
Suddenly the woman sighed, and there was an extra look of loneliness in her eyes.
"Otherwise, why are you sighing at this moment? Could it be that the thousand-year-old Longjing tea is not to your liking!"
Hearing a serving maidservant next to here, she hurried forward and asked respectfully.
"No, this tea is pretty good, and Lao Niu has a heart! It's a pity that this is not what I want at all."
Hearing here and there, the maids next to her were just silent, and didn't say much.
"The old cow hasn't come back for how many days, have the days counted!"
"Returning to Madam, I haven't been back for more than two months and 14 days!"
Hearing this, the woman on the rock stood up instantly, and slapped the Wannian Huagang table in front of her with her jade hand.
The originally hard and indestructible stone slab was slightly cracked by him.
"This dead cow hasn't come back for such a long time! He knows how to send his little demon to give me something from time to time, so as to calm my heart. I don't know where I've gone to fool around!"
The more this woman thought about it, the angrier she became.
"Damn it! When I married my old lady, I said that I would always be with me, guard me, and treat me well. How many years have passed now, less than 2000 years ago, and I am always away from home!"
"Madam, don't be angry, don't be so angry! After all, you are still pregnant."
"Yeah, I'm still pregnant. When do you think the baby in my belly will be born? I've been pregnant for two years!"
Hearing what the maid next to her said, the Princess Iron Fan sat down beside the stone table helplessly.
Princess Iron Fan stroked her belly with tenderness on her face.
The latter's belly has been slightly highlighted, and the brilliance of motherhood is slowly blooming at this moment.
Thinking of the child in her stomach, Princess Iron Fan became much more cheerful.
"The next time the old cow comes back, tell him that it's best for him to settle all the outside affairs! Otherwise, the old lady and children will be gone, and I will still try to kill that stinky fox."
While speaking, Princess Iron Fan glanced at the woman beside her, and then sighed.
"You have been with me for so many years, but I never thought that Lao Niu would buy you off with mere resources! It really disappoints my wife."
As soon as this remark came out, the patient next to him panicked and knelt on the ground and kowtowed fiercely.
"Madam, please forgive me, Madam, please forgive me, it was Xiao Cui's fault!"
"Okay, get up, Lao Niu and I are husband and wife. Although he is a playboy, at least he still has me in his heart. Our husband and wife are of the same mind. It is not a big problem to listen to him and me, let alone you followed me." For so many years, you have taken care of him loyally. You took Lao Niu's resources, but you just tipped him off. In fact, I just turned a blind eye to him!
I may not understand what that dead cow is thinking, after all, they have been sharing the same bed for almost 2000 years! "
Especially Erlang Shen, he felt a little surprised.
"Your Excellency Li Tian, are you kidding me?"
"How could it be that I was joking? If I were joking, would I come here to ask Lord Zhenjun for your help?"
Hearing this, Erlang Shen was a little helpless.
"That's all, since it's what you said, then if I don't help, it will seem a little unkind, okay! I will accompany you for a while, but there is a time limit!"
As soon as this remark came out, Li Tian immediately nodded with a smile.
"This is natural! Master Zhenjun, you just need to hide in the void."
"Of course it can."
Hearing this, Li Tianwen was overjoyed.
"Then thank you, Lord Zhenjun, we don't know when we will leave!"
"Just now! Now that Xiaotiangou has recovered, I have nothing to worry about."
"Okay, Lord Zhenjun, let's invite!"
Li Tian smiled and nodded.
"If that's the case, then I'll go back first, it's useless for me to stay here anyway!"
Seeing this scene, Yue Lao who was next to him suddenly spoke.
"By the way, if you don't mention this matter, I really almost forgot about it!"
Li Tian suddenly patted himself on the head, and suddenly realized.
"My lord, I have something I want to ask."
"Huh? What's the matter!"
"That Yueling didn't know if there was something illegal."
Erlang Shen was stunned for a moment, then stroked his chin, thought for a while, and kept looking at Li Ting.
"Why are you asking about this?"
"To be honest, I have a sworn feud with Yue Ling, the old man. The last time the restriction in my body was cast by Yue Ling's old man!"
"It's absolutely impossible for me to go around doing favoritism and perverting the law. There is friendship between you and me. Although there is friendship, public is public and private is private. If I don't separate them, how can I command many gods in the judicial department? Maintain the order of the heavenly court!"
Erlang Shen immediately refused, obviously not planning to help Li Tian deal with Yueling.
However, before Li Tian could speak, the boss of Meishan, who was standing next to Erlang God, suddenly seemed to think of something, and patted himself on the head.
"Your Excellency Li Tian, is it possible that what happened to Yueling before has something to do with you?"
"What happened before? Boss, do you know something!"
Hearing what Boss Meishan said, Erlangshen and Xiaotiangou were a little puzzled. Could there be something they didn't know?
Hearing this, Boss Meishan just nodded with a smile.
"Second Master, you don't know, you have been in retreat all this time, a funny thing happened in our Heavenly Court a few days ago!"
"Interesting thing? What do you say?"
"The Moon Spirit Fairy in the Moon Spirit Palace didn't look like she was wearing no clothes, but now all the Heavenly Courts are making trouble, and the gods know it!"
"What exactly is it?"
Hearing this, Boss Meishan glanced at Li Tian, who was indifferent.
"Second Master, I'll tell you right away!" As he said, Boss Mei Shan tapped his finger lightly, and then took out another leaflet from his pocket.
Soon Erlang's eyes widened urgently, and he couldn't help turning his head away, his eyes were full of inconceivable.
"Is this so serious?"
"Well, yes! Maybe the Jade Emperor knew about it, but it's really hard for everyone to mention it. After all, Fairy Yueling is now disgraced and thrown to the entire heaven!
His Majesty the Jade Emperor also secretly asked me if there is a definitive punishment for such a thing in the Tiantiao, but I waited for the convenience of the entire Tianqiao record, and there is no regulation on this aspect!
So even if we know who spread the image of Fairy Yueling without clothes all over the Heavenly Court, we still have no way to deal with the murderer behind it! "
Hearing this, Erlangshen exhaled slightly, not knowing how to speak for a moment, but smiled wryly at Li Tian helplessly.
"Your Excellency Li Tian, you really know how to play!"
Hearing this, Li Tian just shrugged his shoulders, and then looked helpless.
"My lord, the conscience of heaven and earth, people don't offend me, I don't offend others, I was forced out by others!"
"Haha! It's interesting."
Hearing this, Erlang Shen smiled lightly.
"You asked me about Yueling, maybe you want me to attack him through Tiantiao!"
"This is a matter of selfishness and perverting the law. I believe that Lord Zhenjun will definitely not do it, but when Fairy Yueling offended me at the beginning, it was because she needed someone to cross her yang energy for her practice. I finally recorded it, and the result She killed people and silenced her, and then I escaped by luck.
So I thought and thought, before me, it must be that this little girl, Yue Ling, really killed the person who helped her practice.
Maybe, apart from this incident, Yueling has also committed violations of law and discipline!As long as Master Zhenjun is willing to work hard to investigate, he will definitely be able to find out. "
Hearing this, Erlang Shen was quite helpless: "It seems that you are really going to give up on Yueling!"
"Isn't it possible?"
"Of course, as long as evidence can be found, my judicial god will definitely do it! What you said is indeed quite right. There has never been a god in the entire heaven who has not violated the rules of heaven. Even if it is me, I actually do it sometimes. Things and the rules of heaven are against it! It's just that those things are not worth mentioning compared to the credits of many gods!"
"It's fine, I don't know if it's okay, Lord Zhenjun"
"Boss, go back and investigate!"
Erlangshen patted himself on the head helplessly. Li Tiandu had already said this over and over again. If he really didn't investigate, he would really lose face.
"Yes! Second Master!"
Boss Meishan nodded respectfully.
"Let's go! Li Tian, I will accompany you to the Plantain Cave first. But first, if you deliberately provoke the Bull Demon King, I can only take you away at most, and I will not fight the Bull Demon King for you. !"
"It's nature, it's nature!"
Li Tian laughed when he heard that.
"So best!"
Erlangshen was not a sloppy person either, as soon as he finished speaking, he turned into a stream of light and rushed towards the sky, with a cloud appearing behind him.
Li Tian's body was out of control, and he rushed forward together with the cloud.
The Xiaotian dog that stayed on the spot was stunned for a moment, then its feet broke through the void, turning into black light and disappearing as well.
"This dead dog is really abominable! After finally breaking through and evolving to become stronger, it didn't even stay to help us."
Seeing that Xiaotiangou also ran away, Boss Meishan cursed in his heart.
Seeing this, Yue Lao only smiled lightly, and then his figure disappeared into the sky.
"Okay, boss! Everyone is gone, let's go back and continue working!"
Hearing this, Boss Mei Shan smiled and nodded.
At the same time, in the Bajiao Cave of Cuiyun Mountain, a woman wearing a red dress and a phoenix crown is sitting on a stone table at this moment. .
It's a pity that this woman has no intention of tasting it, and the thoughts in her heart have drifted to nowhere.
"Eh!"
Suddenly the woman sighed, and there was an extra look of loneliness in her eyes.
"Otherwise, why are you sighing at this moment? Could it be that the thousand-year-old Longjing tea is not to your liking!"
Hearing a serving maidservant next to here, she hurried forward and asked respectfully.
"No, this tea is pretty good, and Lao Niu has a heart! It's a pity that this is not what I want at all."
Hearing here and there, the maids next to her were just silent, and didn't say much.
"The old cow hasn't come back for how many days, have the days counted!"
"Returning to Madam, I haven't been back for more than two months and 14 days!"
Hearing this, the woman on the rock stood up instantly, and slapped the Wannian Huagang table in front of her with her jade hand.
The originally hard and indestructible stone slab was slightly cracked by him.
"This dead cow hasn't come back for such a long time! He knows how to send his little demon to give me something from time to time, so as to calm my heart. I don't know where I've gone to fool around!"
The more this woman thought about it, the angrier she became.
"Damn it! When I married my old lady, I said that I would always be with me, guard me, and treat me well. How many years have passed now, less than 2000 years ago, and I am always away from home!"
"Madam, don't be angry, don't be so angry! After all, you are still pregnant."
"Yeah, I'm still pregnant. When do you think the baby in my belly will be born? I've been pregnant for two years!"
Hearing what the maid next to her said, the Princess Iron Fan sat down beside the stone table helplessly.
Princess Iron Fan stroked her belly with tenderness on her face.
The latter's belly has been slightly highlighted, and the brilliance of motherhood is slowly blooming at this moment.
Thinking of the child in her stomach, Princess Iron Fan became much more cheerful.
"The next time the old cow comes back, tell him that it's best for him to settle all the outside affairs! Otherwise, the old lady and children will be gone, and I will still try to kill that stinky fox."
While speaking, Princess Iron Fan glanced at the woman beside her, and then sighed.
"You have been with me for so many years, but I never thought that Lao Niu would buy you off with mere resources! It really disappoints my wife."
As soon as this remark came out, the patient next to him panicked and knelt on the ground and kowtowed fiercely.
"Madam, please forgive me, Madam, please forgive me, it was Xiao Cui's fault!"
"Okay, get up, Lao Niu and I are husband and wife. Although he is a playboy, at least he still has me in his heart. Our husband and wife are of the same mind. It is not a big problem to listen to him and me, let alone you followed me." For so many years, you have taken care of him loyally. You took Lao Niu's resources, but you just tipped him off. In fact, I just turned a blind eye to him!
I may not understand what that dead cow is thinking, after all, they have been sharing the same bed for almost 2000 years! "
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