I have a book of immortals, a heaven in another world

"What the hell is this place? Pollution is worse than smog, it's depressing to death!"

Yang Yi squatted on a big rock, clutching a thread-bound book, cursing with displeasure on his face.

The last second I was squatting in the dormitory, flipping through the newly bought "Shenxianpu", why did I come to this poor place in the blink of an eye?

It's really not safe to shit!
By the way, what is this place?Why are you here?What are you doing here?
Yang Yi stared at the gray sky in the distance, and couldn't help but doubt life.

Is there still such a severe smog in China?The country has already been vigorously governed, okay?And this terrain where all you can see is the Gobi
It was nothing like the second-tier city he stayed in.

Could it be that shit went to the Northwest?

Come here to contribute to the country's desertification control?

But as a poor college student in the new era, he is still studying business administration, and he is several balls of yarn away from environmental governance!
Let's find our way back quickly.

It's almost time for class when he's shitting, and it's a Marxist-Leninist class, so the old witch won't stop him just because he's handsome!
Yang Yi jumped down from the rock, looked at the clothes on his body, hesitated for a moment, took off his pants a little, and stretched his hands behind his buttocks.
Luckily a bit constipated, this hasn't been taken out yet, save some toilet paper.

The point is, apart from a broken book, I don't have any fucking toilet paper!
Putting on his belt at ease, he clipped the book of "Shen Xian Shu" to the creaking hole, and then searched around, hoping to find the way back.

But there is no ghost in this place!
There are desolate stone beaches everywhere, without even a root of grass.

There is no similarity with the environment around the school at all!
Dare to ask where is the way?
The road is indeed under my feet, and the pain is that I don't know how to get back.

Is he going to drill into the rock just now and go back?
Yang Yi silently returned to the big rock and observed it for a long time.

Finally one thing is confirmed!

This big rock is a limestone!

It is still the kind of limestone with a relatively hard texture!
Even if he becomes a drill bit, he may not be able to get in!

Isn't this nonsense?What if the old witch rolls her name later?
"Anyone???????"

The echoing voice spread out, but no one answered for a long time.

This time it's really stupid!This place is probably the legendary no-man's land, and I probably didn't get the right posture when shitting, and I'm on the same frequency as the legendary wormhole.

Yang Yi squatted on the rock again, scratching his messy hair and thinking wildly.

"Gou Dan, why are you running so fast?"

"Donkey Leftover, I smell the legendary popularity!"

"Really? We ghosts from the Northern Wilderness, how can there be anyone else?"

"It's definitely popular. I already smelled the fragrance just now. Let's look for it!"

"How long has the human race been extinct, how do you know it tastes like a human if you haven't eaten it?"

"Feeling! Don't you know that my senses have always been sensitive?"

Yang Yi turned his head around, and he heard small voices floating in the wind.

This voice seems to be in the southeast, west, and north.
Who the hell knows that direction is southeast northwest?

But he had a heart and quickly hid.

When he first watched the movie "No Man's Land", he was quite shocked.

If he meets a lunatic who doesn't take the law seriously, won't his pure body be finished?He is still a boy.
It's too unworthy to really explain it here!

Observe and observe first!
But this observation almost revealed his shit!

Behind the stone not far away, two figures appeared.

It's not a person, it's a shadow!

The silhouette of a human being, but the body is translucent!
A gun in one hand, a knife in the other!

Another looks like a dog's head, and another looks like a donkey's face.

Could it be that you met a monster?
Yang Yi was so excited that he trembled immediately.

As a staunch atheist, but he likes gods so much.
Apart from making his sphincter tremble a little, there is no element of excitement in this strange costume "Kill Matt".

He wondered if the gods and ghosts he liked were the legendary Lord Ye and the Dragon, but he really wanted to pee a little!
"God, where is this? Help me!"

Yang Yi clutched the "Shenxianpu" in his hand, and kept praying in his heart.

But the two "shadows" on the opposite side didn't care whether he was praying or not, the dog-headed figure among them kept sniffing.

Then he yelled: "It's here! The human flavor is here!"

The donkey-faced figure froze for a moment, then quickly raised the big knife in his hand.

Turning that donkey's face cautiously, looking around for where the person Gou Dan said was, he said that he hadn't seen anyone for a long time, if there is, you can try something new!

Thinking of the taste of the people in the legend, the leftovers of the donkey all spilled all over the floor!
"Goudan, where is it? Where is it?"

"It's near here, let's look for it! It's so delicious!"

Gou Shenger's dog's mouth also started to bleed.

"If we find it, we must try it first, and bring the rest back!"

The donkey's face drools, and its eyes are about to glow green.

"Just what I want! The stone, the stone!"

Yang Yi felt that the front and rear sphincters were twitching, and he didn't care to hide any more, so he started running.

Those two monsters are going to eat people, why don't they run and wait to eat?

He is not a genetically mutated creature, he is a serious human being.

People's saliva dripped like splashing water.

Shabi also knew that the person in the picture was a human like him.

Even if he is not human, he is still afraid of this kind of monster of unknown species.

"It's right there, chase!"

"Run away, fly and chase!"

Gou Dan glared at the donkey leftover, and flew straight up, pointing his spear at Yang Yi's back.

"Fuck you, can you still fly?"

Yang Yi took the time to look back, and squeaked in fright.

This monster can still fly, and it flies so fast, when Newton doesn't exist?
If you are paralyzed, you will know that Newton is a scam!
All gravitational attraction is a lie!
Just as he was about to run away again, he saw a donkey's face in front of him, and licked his lips at him, with a tongue that was half a foot long.

"Mom, ghost!"

Yang Yi turned his head and ran back, but slammed on the brakes and stopped.

Opposite is Gou Dan with a weird smile on his face.

This time it's really a dog!

Yang Yi's legs were trembling, and he tightly held the fairy book in his hand.

This is the only thing that can bring him a sense of security.

"What kind of god, come and save me!"

He didn't stop using his epileptic hand, flipping the fairy book in his hand, hoping that the fairy inside would come back to life and save him from danger.

But fairy tales.
"Why is there no color?"

Yang Yi turned over in a panic, from front to back, Sanqing turned over the ground, and the gods who were originally brightly colored all turned gray and black.

The color is gone for some reason!
"Grandpa Immortal, help me!"

With a crying voice, Yang Yi watched Gou Dan and Donkey Leftover getting closer, Goudan's big fangs were all exposed, and Lvshenger's big teeth were really shabby when he laughed.

Finally, he found a colored one.

"Come out quickly!"

Yang Yi threw out the fairy book.

Attracted the attention of Goudan and Donkey Leftover.

During this process, the Immortal Spectrum emits a bright light.

Yang Yi was so shaken that he quickly closed his eyes.

"He Fang brat, dare to hurt Dao Zun! Take my life!"

Yang Yi opened his eyes when he heard the sound, and saw the back of a man in chain mail in front of him.

Then came the terrified screams of Gou Dan and Donkey Leftover!
The two translucent monsters seemed to be lifted up by an invisible hand.

Crying father and mother huddled together, finally.
"This... eat?!"