Shocked, my family has upgraded again

"wipe!"

"What's the situation? Why did I go further and further?"

"Where has he been now? He feels like he has been walking for several days, but he has not reached the end of this cave!"

"Nimma, isn't this a bottomless abyss?"

At this moment, he already had the idea of ​​retreating in his heart. There was no way, this thing was too deep, and he felt that the deeper he went, the more he might encounter something that he couldn't even imagine.

Wouldn't his little life be lost by then?He thought about living in this world for a few more years and finding more beautiful girls.

"I can't burp so early!"

"System, where am I now? How long has it been?"

"Host, you have only passed two hours now, mainly because there is a time accelerator in this cave, which can speed up the flow of time, but the outside time remains unchanged, so your mission time has not changed either!"

"Nimma, there is also this operation, can I learn this operation, and then I will be able to do it seven times a night?"

At this moment, Lu Tianyu had a mean smile on his face.

"Nimma, with such a powerful function, you actually think of Qijilang?"

At this moment, the system is directly tired by Lu Tianyu's words, such a high-level function, if it is not used for cultivation, how can it think of such a thing.

"System, this statement is wrong. Reproduction is the most basic instinct of human beings. If I can't even do this, then am I still human?"

"If someone as good as me doesn't serve those women more, they will die alone!"

"Think about the stunned eyes of those women looking at me when I was walking on the street!"

"Brother Tianyu, brother Tianyu!"

"I love you like a mouse loves rice!"

"You are my little apple, I can't love you too much, your little red face warms my heart!"

At this moment, our Patriarch of the Lu family has an extremely wretched expression on his face again.

system:"……"

"The host has time to lust, why not think about how to get out of this cave, the way has been blocked!"

"Nima?"

At this moment, Lu Tianyu looked back and found that the cave where he came had been completely sealed.

"Curiosity killed the cat, what should I do now?"

"Damn it, the only way to seek wealth and wealth is through danger. I don't believe that the traveler's luck is so bad!"

"Sky Lingling, Earth Lingling, Taishang Laojun bless me, go out and get a wife with big breasts and big butt, and give birth to a big-headed son!"

Lu Tianyu put his hands on his chest and kept praying.

"The green dragon on the left, the white tiger on the right, and Lu Tianyu in the middle!"

Lu Tianyu put his hands on his chest again, and kept praying.

"Nimma, that's the green dragon on the left and the white tiger on the right, with 250 added in the middle!"

At this moment, the system said with a look of contempt!

"Haha, forgot, forgot, I was too involved!"

"Nima!"

"Congratulations to the host for starting the hidden mission [Nine Deaths]!"

"There is no time limit. Completion will reward the second-level [alchemy room], the second-level [artifact refining room], the reward [family experience tower], and reward the host with a blow from the peak of the alchemy realm!"

"Mission failed, the place where the host dies!"

"Nimma, the mission of narrow escape, the result of failure must be my fart, do you still need to punish me?"

"However, the rewards are quite rich this time. I don't believe that this time traveler, I have such bad luck!"

At this moment, Lu Tianyu had a firm expression on his face. He believed that although he was in a desperate situation, he could still survive it.

"Survival from a desperate situation, damn it, this may be a hidden mission. After I go out, Ding Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the mission from a desperate situation?"

"Haha, the host is getting better at guessing now, maybe the next mission is this, but it may also be, Ding Ding, congratulations to the host for activating the [Family Striving Qi System]!"

"Cough cough!"

"Am I still your master?"

"How could you burp me so quickly?"

"I hiccup, what good does it do you?"

"You old pervert, do you think the next owner will be a beautiful girl?"

At this moment, Lu Tianyu said to the system with an angry face.

"Host, you have completely spoken my heart."

"Nima!"

Lu Tianyu: "..."

Lu Tianyu could only shut up obediently, because he had tried many times before, no matter how he quarreled with the system, he failed every time.

So he made a wise choice this time, and it was the best policy to quietly shut up.

"The head of the family has become smarter this time!"

The system thought secretly.

However, Lu Tianyu absolutely didn't know the system's idea. If he knew, he would definitely pull it out and fight for hundreds of rounds.

Although he knew that he would definitely do it, he would definitely get nothing and go to a big fight.

Meiqi said: "A man should die standing up, not live on his knees!"

"Host, would you choose to die standing up, or live kneeling down?"

"Nimma, system, I found that you are getting more and more mentally retarded?"

"The ants are still alive, I still want to live a few more years, find more Mrs. Yazhai, and give birth to a few more fat boys, when the time comes, the world will be full of peaches and plums!"

system:"……"

The system is completely speechless at this moment, he completely underestimated the degree of shamelessness of the host.

"Host, your face is thicker than the corner of the Great Wall!"

At this moment, the system said with a face of speechlessness.

"Haha, thank you for the compliment from the system. I have a thicker skin, so I can survive. Even guns and bullets can't penetrate. Didn't I have an invisible layer of protection?"

At this moment, Lu Tianyu said with a stinky face.

"Nimma, I'm not praising you!"

The system secretly thought, but he must not let the host know this sentence.

…………

"System, is this the only way out for me now?"

"Host, congratulations, you got the answer right, you now have only one way to go to the dark, you have no choice!"

"Nimma, it's useless to ask you!"

system:"……"

Lu Tianyu could only keep walking along the cave, stumbling along the way.Met many wonderful things.

What red spider?What white ants?What purple fireflies, what red grass, what green flowers?

There are all kinds of exotic flowers. Originally, the host wanted to collect two more, but he was directly numb by a sentence from the system.

"Host, if you want me to change master now, you can touch these things as much as you like!"

"Nimma, don't I have a detoxification pill? Isn't that thing a detoxification pill?"

"Congratulations to the host, those poisons just now are the 101st and later poisons, which are not within the scope of the interpretation list!"

Lu Tianyu: "..."

This time, he learned a little bit smarter, and he took out several spirit stones. Although there was only one red spirit stone, he also had many other high-level spirit stones. Although it was not as exaggerated as the red one, it was still usable.

After preparing all the equipment, everything within its visible range has become unobstructed.

Coupled with the blessing of his awesome sunglasses, he feels that he has once again reached the pinnacle of life.

"Nimma, this is the necessary equipment to enter the cave!"

"Awesome sunglasses are simply a night vision device, plus all kinds of weapons and equipment, it can be said to be everything!"

"I don't believe it, I still have a narrow escape!"

At this moment, Lu Tianyu was muttering in his heart.

system:"……"

"Nimma, what a big group of spiders!"

Now within the range of his sunglasses, he could see thousands of spiders pouring out.

Moreover, each of those spiders was as big as a washbasin, and they seemed to be monsters in the Qi Sea Realm.

"Nimma, a spider is actually as big as a washbasin, and it's in the Qi Sea Realm. Where did I come to?"

"Is this fucking unscientific?"

"What kind of feed does the breeder eat?"

At this moment, Lu Tianyu was full of complaints, he couldn't say anything about his suffering, and he couldn't say anything about it.

He was so hard that he could only take out the Holy Spirit Sword, and slashed over with one sword after another, but because there were too many spiders.

What he killed could only be a tiny part, compared to the large group of Spider Joan, it only cleaned up the outermost edge.

"Nimma, when will I kill you?"

"The sun is almost setting, I'm going home for dinner!"

"Host, there is a star spider on your left!"

"There's a green spider on your right!"

"You have a black spider on your head!"

At this moment, the system kept broadcasting to Lu Tianyu.

"Nimma, you are not the son of Spiderman, are you?"

"How can a fucking spider become sperm? What about science, Darwin effect, genetics?"

"Where's science? Where's biological science? Where's biology? Where's it all?"

At this moment, Lu Tianyu was speechless.

I am afraid that those scientists all want to say: "You are the Eastern world, we in the West have no control, and it is not our control?"

The open sky killed all the way in, and the gods killed the gods and Buddhas to block and kill the Buddhas. Although the spiders are endless, there are countless.

But he is the spiritual root of the five elements. In this dark cave, it can extract spiritual power of different attributes, which can continuously supplement his consumption.

If he hadn't been for the spiritual root of the five elements, he would have been drained by these spiders already.

Although he is not Tang Seng, his five-element chaotic body is a great tonic for these spiders.

It's no less effective than Tang Monk's meat, and these spiders are also perfectly transformed into spider spirits.

The scene in "Journey to the West" was shown again. This time, Lu Tianyu was no longer the patriarch of Bodhi, but turned into a sweet potato, Tang Seng.

"Nimma, I'm not a Tang monk. If I eat my meat, I won't be able to live forever!"

"My meat is poisonous!"

"I have kidney deficiency!"

"I have a thousand-year-old lumbar disc!"

"I have millennium uremia!"

"If you eat my flesh and drink my blood, you will definitely die!"

But those spiders couldn't understand his words at all, and they rushed towards him as usual.

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