Live broadcast of the city fairy
Chapter 1 3 Years Ago
"Fairy Chang'e, you know me best, come quickly, let me kiss you."
Xiao Chen was talking loudly in his sleep, with a wretched look on his face.
However, he didn't know that his every move was being fully displayed on the screen in the live broadcast room at this moment.
Suddenly, the system notification sound in the live broadcast room woke up Xiao Chen.
He woke up angrily from his sleep, and cursed: "Which blind person dares to disturb the sweet dreams of this deity, come quickly and suffer death!"
Xiao Chen jumped up from the bed, glaring at the front.
But the next moment he found that the environment he was in was not right, he was not in the Zhenwu Supreme Mansion in the fairy world at all.
"Hey, this place looks familiar, I seem to have been here before."
Just as he was trying to remember, a sweet voice came from outside the door, "Brother, you are going to be late for school, get up quickly."
At the same time as the sound came, the bedroom door was pushed open, and a head poked out from the outside, it was a beautiful little girl.
Seeing this innocent face, Xiao Chen suddenly thought, "Isn't this my sister Xiao Yu who was on Earth before I ascended?"
Xiao Chen patted his head, and found that his flowing long hair had also become short hair at this time.
Looking at the mirror next to him, he was actually wearing the pajamas of the Chinese city 3000 million years ago.
"Damn it! I've returned to Earth!" Xiao Chen shook his head vigorously, "No, I must be dreaming, it must be because I have been meditating for too long this time, and my mind wandered to my hometown before my ascension."
Seeing his brother talking to himself strangely, Xiao Yu puffed up his mouth and said angrily: "Brother, are you dreaming of ascending to immortality again, every time you do this."
Xiao Yu's words made Xiao Chen stunned in place. Could it be that he was dreaming of being the real Wu Zhizun in the fairy world?
While thinking about it, Xiao Yu said calmly, "I really can't do anything about you, hurry up and wake up, your homeroom teacher will punish you again for being late for school."
After the words fell, Xiao Yu slammed the door and left.
"Fairy Yaochi threw a dragon egg at you, your popularity value will decrease by 1 point, leaving -1 point."
A pleasant female voice came from the phone, which attracted Xiao Chen's attention, and he thought to himself: "Fairy Yaochi...that little girl, hasn't she always had a crush on this deity?"
Xiao Chen hurriedly picked up the phone, and his face appeared on the phone screen immediately.
It doesn't matter if you look at it, the next moment, Xiao Chen exclaimed: "Fuck me, this...is this a live broadcast room? And he is actually the anchor?"
Seeing the message below, Xiao Chen's head suddenly became dizzy.
——Fairy Chang'e: Your Majesty Zhenwu, you are joking about the Nu family again. The Yaochi fairy of the Lun family has a deep love for you, and I hope you will let the Lun family down.
——Fairy Yaochi: Sister Chang'e, I don't like that flamboyant carrot. I think he really has a deep affection for you. (Smashing a dragon egg will reduce your popularity by 1 point, leaving -1 point.)
——Tianpeng Marshal: Zhenwu Supreme, you are eating the fairy in the bowl and looking at the pot, it is in vain for my old pig to treat you as a younger brother of the fairy, and you actually want to attack my Chang'e.
……
After watching countless swiping screens in one breath, Xiao Chen suddenly woke up.
I am indeed not dreaming, but I have truly returned to my hometown before ascension 3000 million years ago - the earth!
Xiao Chen, who was awake, yelled angrily at the screen in the live broadcast room: "You old folks from the fairy family, who will tell this deity what happened?"
——Dou Shengfo: Mr. Zhenwu, I, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, still want to ask you what's going on, why is there such a thing in my grandson's fairy charm communicator, do you think my grandson is willing to see you Old man Zhenwu has spring in the mortal world?
"Sun Houzi, don't think that I can't do anything to you when I get to the mortal world, just wait for me!"
——Dou Shengfo: Mr. Zhenwu, do you think my old grandson is afraid of you?If you have the ability, you let the horse come here.
"You wait!" As soon as Xiao Chen said the words, he realized that he didn't know how to return to the heaven, and pointed at the screen angrily and cursed: "I will let you go, this monkey, when I return to the fairy world, it's you!" It's time for the monkey to die!"
——Avalokitesvara of the South China Sea: Six-eared macaque, you hozen are pretending to be Sun Dasheng's vest again to do evil.You teamed up with the monkeys of Hozen Island to cast spells on Zhenwu Supreme Master while he was meditating, and attacked him, causing his body to be completely destroyed, and his soul traveled back to the earth 3000 million years ago through time and space, and saved this trace of spiritual consciousness. Are you guilty?
——Six-eared macaque: I didn't expect to be discovered by Guanyin. I just think that it has been too long for the old Xianwu to ascend to the supreme position, and it is time for the new immortal family to take the position.There's nothing wrong with me doing this, at least half of the immortals support me.
After watching the conversation between Master Guanyin and the six-eared macaque, Xiao Chen was instantly enraged.
He practiced for millions of years before becoming a flying fairy, and spent nearly 3000 million years in the heaven.Unexpectedly, the practice of 3000 million years was destroyed by the six-eared macaque.
What's even more hateful is that the six-eared macaque pretends to be a monkey grandson to provoke him, which is really unbearable.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——" Xiao Chen yelled into the live broadcast room, "Six-eared macaque, you destroy my Dao foundation, break my fairy body, I am at odds with you!"
——Six-Eared Macaque: If you have the ability, come to heaven and bite me. I am waiting for you at any time... I am afraid that when you come again, I will already ascend to the realm of the gods, hahahaha...
Xiao Chen was so angry that every inch of his body was trembling.
For 3000 million years, how many thorns and thorns he has gone through, how many trials of life and death he has gone through, and finally become a great way, but he did not expect that once he was destroyed, he would become an ordinary person again.
He really couldn't accept this result.
"This deity here swears to you elders from the immortal family that one day, sooner or later, I will re-enter the heavenly court. At that time, the heavenly court will be shaken, and when the immortals are prostrating, widen your eyes and witness!"
——Six-Eared Macaque: After the appraisal, Zhenwu Supreme has become Cowhide Supreme, hahahaha... (Break 1 dragon egg, the popularity value will decrease by 1 point, and the remaining -2 points.)
——Fairy Chang'e: You male immortals, I really don't understand why you keep calling me all day long, alas!
——Fairy of Yaochi: Sister Chang'e, don't worry about their stinky fairies, let's go to the Peach Garden to pick peaches.
……
Xiao Chen was so angry that he was speechless. He didn't expect that he had just left the fairyland, and these old men would dare to disrespect him one by one.
"You all wait for this deity!"
After finishing speaking, Xiao Chen planned to turn off the live broadcast to clean himself up, but only then did he realize that he couldn't turn off the live broadcast.
In other words, this live broadcast will broadcast him [-]/[-].
Xiao Chen was so angry that he threw the phone away, but it returned to his hand automatically just after throwing it out.
After trying many times, Xiao Chen had no choice but to accept this reality.
"Since I'm back, I will live a good life on Earth first, to complete the regrets I left behind in the past, and I will go back and kill you, the six-eared macaque, when I respect the new cultivation and become a flying fairy."
Xiao Chen stopped talking, and left the house after eating the breakfast made by his sister.
It has been 3000 million years since he left the earth. To be honest, he has thought of his hometown many times in the fairy world, as well as his bumpy cultivation road in his hometown.
It seems that I have to go through this thorny road again, "I am not afraid, I will prove it to you elders in the fairy world with practical actions, and I will once again stir up the wind and clouds on the earth, and become a generation of fairy king legends! "
Xiao Chen followed the familiar street and arrived at Jiangdu Middle School.
At this time, Xiao Chen is still in his third year of high school, and he will take the college entrance examination next year.
"Xiao Chen, stop here." Xiao Chen was stopped by several students when he arrived at the school gate.
The leader, the fat man in school uniform with open arms, walked towards Xiao Chen with a big belly.
Xiao Chen tried his best to recall, "Isn't this the fat tiger who often bullied me at that time? He would block himself at the school gate every day when he went to school, and take away his pocket money."
Thinking of this, Xiao Chen suddenly became angry, thinking that this deity is not the former Xiao Chen, and wants to bully this deity, let's see how this deity will deal with you.
After making up his mind, Xiao Chen puffed out his chest and stared at Fat Tiger and his two younger brothers with a condescending attitude.
Seeing Xiao Chen's uncharacteristic behavior today, Fat Tiger and his younger brothers were a little surprised, and said: "What's wrong with Xiao Chen, is it itchy skin, how dare you talk to me in such a tone."
Xiao Chen's stubbornness was obviously not fake, he curled his lips and said with disdain: "Fat Hu, you are nothing but a fart in my Xiao Chen's eyes, and you don't know who it is?"
"Damn it," Fat Tiger cursed, and shouted, "Give it to me, if you don't hit him, tell me not to stop!"
The two younger brothers immediately rushed towards Xiao Chen.
Xiao Chen stood there unhurriedly, looking like a general.
"It's just in time, I'm going to die!" Xiao Chen shouted loudly, and quickly moved forward to meet him.
Xiao Chen was talking loudly in his sleep, with a wretched look on his face.
However, he didn't know that his every move was being fully displayed on the screen in the live broadcast room at this moment.
Suddenly, the system notification sound in the live broadcast room woke up Xiao Chen.
He woke up angrily from his sleep, and cursed: "Which blind person dares to disturb the sweet dreams of this deity, come quickly and suffer death!"
Xiao Chen jumped up from the bed, glaring at the front.
But the next moment he found that the environment he was in was not right, he was not in the Zhenwu Supreme Mansion in the fairy world at all.
"Hey, this place looks familiar, I seem to have been here before."
Just as he was trying to remember, a sweet voice came from outside the door, "Brother, you are going to be late for school, get up quickly."
At the same time as the sound came, the bedroom door was pushed open, and a head poked out from the outside, it was a beautiful little girl.
Seeing this innocent face, Xiao Chen suddenly thought, "Isn't this my sister Xiao Yu who was on Earth before I ascended?"
Xiao Chen patted his head, and found that his flowing long hair had also become short hair at this time.
Looking at the mirror next to him, he was actually wearing the pajamas of the Chinese city 3000 million years ago.
"Damn it! I've returned to Earth!" Xiao Chen shook his head vigorously, "No, I must be dreaming, it must be because I have been meditating for too long this time, and my mind wandered to my hometown before my ascension."
Seeing his brother talking to himself strangely, Xiao Yu puffed up his mouth and said angrily: "Brother, are you dreaming of ascending to immortality again, every time you do this."
Xiao Yu's words made Xiao Chen stunned in place. Could it be that he was dreaming of being the real Wu Zhizun in the fairy world?
While thinking about it, Xiao Yu said calmly, "I really can't do anything about you, hurry up and wake up, your homeroom teacher will punish you again for being late for school."
After the words fell, Xiao Yu slammed the door and left.
"Fairy Yaochi threw a dragon egg at you, your popularity value will decrease by 1 point, leaving -1 point."
A pleasant female voice came from the phone, which attracted Xiao Chen's attention, and he thought to himself: "Fairy Yaochi...that little girl, hasn't she always had a crush on this deity?"
Xiao Chen hurriedly picked up the phone, and his face appeared on the phone screen immediately.
It doesn't matter if you look at it, the next moment, Xiao Chen exclaimed: "Fuck me, this...is this a live broadcast room? And he is actually the anchor?"
Seeing the message below, Xiao Chen's head suddenly became dizzy.
——Fairy Chang'e: Your Majesty Zhenwu, you are joking about the Nu family again. The Yaochi fairy of the Lun family has a deep love for you, and I hope you will let the Lun family down.
——Fairy Yaochi: Sister Chang'e, I don't like that flamboyant carrot. I think he really has a deep affection for you. (Smashing a dragon egg will reduce your popularity by 1 point, leaving -1 point.)
——Tianpeng Marshal: Zhenwu Supreme, you are eating the fairy in the bowl and looking at the pot, it is in vain for my old pig to treat you as a younger brother of the fairy, and you actually want to attack my Chang'e.
……
After watching countless swiping screens in one breath, Xiao Chen suddenly woke up.
I am indeed not dreaming, but I have truly returned to my hometown before ascension 3000 million years ago - the earth!
Xiao Chen, who was awake, yelled angrily at the screen in the live broadcast room: "You old folks from the fairy family, who will tell this deity what happened?"
——Dou Shengfo: Mr. Zhenwu, I, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, still want to ask you what's going on, why is there such a thing in my grandson's fairy charm communicator, do you think my grandson is willing to see you Old man Zhenwu has spring in the mortal world?
"Sun Houzi, don't think that I can't do anything to you when I get to the mortal world, just wait for me!"
——Dou Shengfo: Mr. Zhenwu, do you think my old grandson is afraid of you?If you have the ability, you let the horse come here.
"You wait!" As soon as Xiao Chen said the words, he realized that he didn't know how to return to the heaven, and pointed at the screen angrily and cursed: "I will let you go, this monkey, when I return to the fairy world, it's you!" It's time for the monkey to die!"
——Avalokitesvara of the South China Sea: Six-eared macaque, you hozen are pretending to be Sun Dasheng's vest again to do evil.You teamed up with the monkeys of Hozen Island to cast spells on Zhenwu Supreme Master while he was meditating, and attacked him, causing his body to be completely destroyed, and his soul traveled back to the earth 3000 million years ago through time and space, and saved this trace of spiritual consciousness. Are you guilty?
——Six-eared macaque: I didn't expect to be discovered by Guanyin. I just think that it has been too long for the old Xianwu to ascend to the supreme position, and it is time for the new immortal family to take the position.There's nothing wrong with me doing this, at least half of the immortals support me.
After watching the conversation between Master Guanyin and the six-eared macaque, Xiao Chen was instantly enraged.
He practiced for millions of years before becoming a flying fairy, and spent nearly 3000 million years in the heaven.Unexpectedly, the practice of 3000 million years was destroyed by the six-eared macaque.
What's even more hateful is that the six-eared macaque pretends to be a monkey grandson to provoke him, which is really unbearable.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——" Xiao Chen yelled into the live broadcast room, "Six-eared macaque, you destroy my Dao foundation, break my fairy body, I am at odds with you!"
——Six-Eared Macaque: If you have the ability, come to heaven and bite me. I am waiting for you at any time... I am afraid that when you come again, I will already ascend to the realm of the gods, hahahaha...
Xiao Chen was so angry that every inch of his body was trembling.
For 3000 million years, how many thorns and thorns he has gone through, how many trials of life and death he has gone through, and finally become a great way, but he did not expect that once he was destroyed, he would become an ordinary person again.
He really couldn't accept this result.
"This deity here swears to you elders from the immortal family that one day, sooner or later, I will re-enter the heavenly court. At that time, the heavenly court will be shaken, and when the immortals are prostrating, widen your eyes and witness!"
——Six-Eared Macaque: After the appraisal, Zhenwu Supreme has become Cowhide Supreme, hahahaha... (Break 1 dragon egg, the popularity value will decrease by 1 point, and the remaining -2 points.)
——Fairy Chang'e: You male immortals, I really don't understand why you keep calling me all day long, alas!
——Fairy of Yaochi: Sister Chang'e, don't worry about their stinky fairies, let's go to the Peach Garden to pick peaches.
……
Xiao Chen was so angry that he was speechless. He didn't expect that he had just left the fairyland, and these old men would dare to disrespect him one by one.
"You all wait for this deity!"
After finishing speaking, Xiao Chen planned to turn off the live broadcast to clean himself up, but only then did he realize that he couldn't turn off the live broadcast.
In other words, this live broadcast will broadcast him [-]/[-].
Xiao Chen was so angry that he threw the phone away, but it returned to his hand automatically just after throwing it out.
After trying many times, Xiao Chen had no choice but to accept this reality.
"Since I'm back, I will live a good life on Earth first, to complete the regrets I left behind in the past, and I will go back and kill you, the six-eared macaque, when I respect the new cultivation and become a flying fairy."
Xiao Chen stopped talking, and left the house after eating the breakfast made by his sister.
It has been 3000 million years since he left the earth. To be honest, he has thought of his hometown many times in the fairy world, as well as his bumpy cultivation road in his hometown.
It seems that I have to go through this thorny road again, "I am not afraid, I will prove it to you elders in the fairy world with practical actions, and I will once again stir up the wind and clouds on the earth, and become a generation of fairy king legends! "
Xiao Chen followed the familiar street and arrived at Jiangdu Middle School.
At this time, Xiao Chen is still in his third year of high school, and he will take the college entrance examination next year.
"Xiao Chen, stop here." Xiao Chen was stopped by several students when he arrived at the school gate.
The leader, the fat man in school uniform with open arms, walked towards Xiao Chen with a big belly.
Xiao Chen tried his best to recall, "Isn't this the fat tiger who often bullied me at that time? He would block himself at the school gate every day when he went to school, and take away his pocket money."
Thinking of this, Xiao Chen suddenly became angry, thinking that this deity is not the former Xiao Chen, and wants to bully this deity, let's see how this deity will deal with you.
After making up his mind, Xiao Chen puffed out his chest and stared at Fat Tiger and his two younger brothers with a condescending attitude.
Seeing Xiao Chen's uncharacteristic behavior today, Fat Tiger and his younger brothers were a little surprised, and said: "What's wrong with Xiao Chen, is it itchy skin, how dare you talk to me in such a tone."
Xiao Chen's stubbornness was obviously not fake, he curled his lips and said with disdain: "Fat Hu, you are nothing but a fart in my Xiao Chen's eyes, and you don't know who it is?"
"Damn it," Fat Tiger cursed, and shouted, "Give it to me, if you don't hit him, tell me not to stop!"
The two younger brothers immediately rushed towards Xiao Chen.
Xiao Chen stood there unhurriedly, looking like a general.
"It's just in time, I'm going to die!" Xiao Chen shouted loudly, and quickly moved forward to meet him.
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