The day I live with the goddess

"This dog is too fierce!"

"Hiss~ my arm." They were all scratched by Xu Shiwu, and many of them were scratched.

"Damn it, you can't even beat a dog! All the food here today must be taken away!"

The person in the lead still wanted to provoke Xu Shiwu. He felt that it was embarrassing to be beaten by a cat.

"Come here, go up and bite it!" The leader led his cat by the hand, hoping that his cat would go up and fight Xu Shiwu.

Still want to come?It seems that the attack just now was too light, and it didn't let you have a long memory.Xu Shiwu was not afraid at all.It's all about dealing with such two little guys.

But the man's cat didn't come forward for a long time. Instead, he looked cheerful, stuck out his tongue, and looked at Xu Shiwu with his head tilted.

What is it looking at?You can't be a fool if you keep staring at Grandpa.Xu Shiwu looked helplessly at the silly cat in front of him.

But the cat didn't move for a long time, and it was still in a daze just now.

"Go! What are you waiting for! Go for me!" The leader was still not reconciled to this, and kept urging his cat to go up and challenge Xu Shiwu one-on-one.

He felt that his cat could compete with Xu Shiwu who was idle all day long.

Want to beat your grandpa and me?It's too simple to think.Xu Shiwu sneered with extreme disdain in his heart.

The cat finally stopped staring blankly at Xu Shiwu like this, and finally took the first step.

He walked towards Xu Shiwu, getting closer and closer. Just when Xu Shiwu was about to attack, he suddenly walked behind Xu Shiwu to smell his ass.

Gan!It's disgusting, what are you doing, what's up with Master Wen's ass, it's really disgusting.Xu Shiwu complained.

In fact, this cat took Xu Shiwu as a partner, because the cat would only wag its tail when it liked someone it could be close to.

The cat saw Xu Shiwu wagging its tail all the time, so it thought Xu Shiwu was going to make friends with him, so it ran to smell Xu Shiwu's ass.

This is also a move for cats to make friends and get familiar with each other's taste.

vomit!It's disgusting!Master Wen's.

When Xu Shiwu went up, he took out the cat's paw, and it was covered in circles.

Immediately afterwards, there was another hammering up, down, left, and right, and the cat could only retreat back to its owner in aggrieved manner, and kept acting like a baby, hoping that the owner would coax it.

"Useless guy, you can't even beat a dog if you ask you to beat it, and even smell other people's ass! Silly cat!"

The man complained mercilessly about his cat, which made his cat even more aggrieved, with tears in his eyes.

In fact, the reason for the misunderstanding is that tail wagging has different meanings between cats and dogs.

For cats and cats, it is possible to make friends, but for dogs, this is provocation, which means fighting.

So that poor cat can only ask for a spanking.

Xu Shiwu's appearance also made the people who were arrogant and wanted to continue to grab food back off.

They stood there hesitantly, not daring to go forward.And those who were beaten back for the first time had already hid in the back and sat obediently, and they didn't dare to make trouble anymore.

"Fifteen mighty and domineering!"

"Oh my god, this dog is too cool! It's a perfect interpretation of the domineering president!"

"The proud dog emperor Ben Meow!"

Audience friends applauded, thinking that Xu Shiwu looks so handsome!It is extremely domineering, perfectly interpreting the haughty look that a dog should have.

"Sure enough, the king is the king, this deity! Don't be too cool!"

"Then you didn't see the disgusting look of that cat when it went to smell its ass?"

"+1 upstairs, please tell me, I'm not the last one to find out."

Everyone was commenting on Xu Shiwu's disgusting look when his butt was sniffed just now, making him want to laugh.

"It's so funny, that expression is absolutely perfect!"

"Yes! I feel caught! Hahahaha!"

Someone even took a screenshot of the picture, and then made it into an emoji package with text.

Everyone added all kinds of disgusting words on that screenshot, which instantly made this emoticon come alive.

There is also the female cat of the netizen's family. Ever since she saw Xu Shiwu on TV, she has been "meowing meowing" incessantly.So the owner opened a post and shared this matter.

"Here's the thing, I've been obsessed with watching a wilderness show lately. There's a girl with a dog in it. It looks like a cool male dog. But the shocking thing is, My little girl seems to have taken a fancy to it!"

"It's just that the domineering male cat was photographed in the previous scene, and my little girl secretly agreed. It's obviously not a cat, but it keeps meowing and meowing non-stop, just like that."

"It seems that I am the mother-in-law! Please contact me after filming the show to discuss the marriage, thank you."

This shit shoveler's post has a very high number of likes.