Hell Live Room

Lu Hai's obsession with drawing talismans was known to several students in the nearby dormitories.

Reminiscent of all the strange things that happened in the school recently, everyone was stunned, but they still sighed: I am a good person, and I was suddenly driven crazy.

So when Lin Zhuang returned to the dormitory and found that the only intact chair in the dormitory had been burned, and the perpetrator had a strange happy expression on his face, he finally lost his temper.

"Lu Hai! What time is it, can you be serious, you will have to pay for these things after graduation!"

"Hey, Zhuangzi, when did you come back?" Lu Hai embarrassedly touched the back of his head, but his face still couldn't stop smiling.

After several days of experiments, he finally discovered something that can be used as a talisman: Yinde point!
In the beginning, the red envelope income plus the live broadcast rewards, a total of 123 Yinde points.

Yin virtue can transform Yin Qi, just a little merit point is enough for Thunder Calling Talisman to destroy a chair!
Why didn't this discovery make Lu Hai extremely excited? !

But after getting excited, Lu Hai noticed the difference in Lin Zhuang: he was dressed in a neat white shirt and a suit, a tie, and pomade, making him look like a dog.

"Why, Zhuangzi, go on a blind date?"

"Blind date?" Lin Zhuang roared with bulging veins on his forehead, "Did you really listen to me yesterday! The second campus job fair starts today!!!"

"Job fair?" Lu Hai blinked, and suddenly remembered that he seemed to have heard Lin Zhuang say that in his ear yesterday, but at that time he was immersed in the joy of his new discovery and didn't pay attention at all.

"I've convinced you, I guess you don't have a suit ready yet. Forget it, hurry up and find a clean suit, the job fair will start in half an hour."

Lu Hai took action.

Is there a job fair?

Yes, it's time to find a job.

Moreover, destroying the dormitory like this is not an option. If you have the opportunity to go out and rent a house, it will be much more convenient to practice alone.

Rummaging through the closet, sniffing around, Lu Hai finally found a sportswear that didn't smell bad.

The two went together to the gymnasium, the job fair was over there.

Zhongshan College has two job fairs, one in mid-March and one in late May and early June.

According to the seniors, the first job fair was to pan for gold in the sand, and the second time was to pan for sand in the waves; those who were capable and confident took up internship positions early in March, so the second round of job fairs basically They are all scumbags who are just like Lu Hai, with average learning and average self-confidence.

Therefore, the second job fair is often not taken seriously, and the scale is also very average.

Even though there were quite a few interviewers who came, they all showed impatience on their faces, obviously very impatient with this kind of job of finding a taller man among the dwarfs.

The job fair was held in the gymnasium, separated by hundreds of tents, big and small, and under the tents were two or three employees of various companies with impatient faces and dressed like dogs.

Both Lu Hai and Lin Zhuang majored in computer science, and the corresponding recruitments were at the east corner of the runway.

Under the shade of the trees, there are more than [-] tents, each with a brief introduction of XX information company and technology company.

After Lin Zhuang muttered and reviewed the lines, he began to try them one by one, one from left to right, and the other from right to left.

Lu Hai also went to the interview with enthusiasm at the beginning, but after being prevaricated several times by "you don't know enough about our company", he lost interest and wondered whether to change his career.

After all, his current skill is not repairing computers, but an underworld anchor who catches ghosts and kills demons!
Just then, there was a quarrel.

"Zhuangzi?" Lu Hai heard Lin Zhuang's voice, and looked over, there were already many people around.

What happened?
Lin Zhuang hurried over, squeezed away the crowd, and saw Lin Zhuang yelling at an interviewer in a pink shirt with red eyes in the tent:

"Can you say that again?!"

The interviewer in the pink shirt had a sign in front of him, Li Yun.Facing Lin Zhuang's anger, Li Yun took his time, took out the mirror and straightened his hair, and ignored it.

Lu Hai frowned and walked in.

Before he could speak, the interviewer Li Yun glared at him: "What are you doing? Interview? Didn't you see that he was busy?"

"Face your sister!" Lu Hai snorted coldly, and went to pull La Linzhuang.

Lin Zhuangzheng got angry, broke away from Lu Hai, slapped the table, and looked down at the interviewer: "I said, you fucking say it again!"

Li Yun's face remained unchanged, and he said with a sneer: "What if you say it again, you are a lazy trash!"

"You!" Lin Zhuang was so angry that he wanted to make a move, but Lu Hai quickly stopped him.

"What are you? I'm not targeting you. I'm saying that the interviewees today are all lazy garbage!" Li Yun pouted, "I know that you are motivated, and you went to practice a long time ago, that is, you, every day except Takeaway, sleeping, it’s just games, I’ve been like a pig for four years, and I haven’t learned anything. Tell me, aren’t you garbage?”

Li Yun's words made the surrounding students very angry.

But most of the scumbags here are indeed like what Li Yun said, the four years of college are completely played.For a while, everyone was angry, but there was no way to refute.

With a sullen face, Lu Hai went to La Lin Zhuang: "Forget it, go to another house."

He was really worried that if Lin Zhuang got angry and would do it directly, then Lin Zhuang's interview today would be completely ruined.Lu Hai didn't care about the interview, but for Lin Zhuang, this was a good opportunity.

Unexpectedly, Li Yun took Lu Hai's words as cowardice, leaned on the back of the chair and mocked: "Look, your friend is so sensible and self-aware, I like it. To be a trash, you must have the consciousness to be a trash, you like this If the trick is real, it will only ruin the reputation of our ICT!"

Lu Hai stopped walking back.

"Li Yun, right? You just went to the toilet?" Lu Hai looked back.

"What do you mean?" Li Yun was a little surprised.

"Did I say that no one told you that your mouth stinks? You just finished eating shit, don't you know how to restrain yourself?" Lu Hai sneered.

"You fucking say it again!" Li Yun stood up and pointed at Lu Hai angrily.

"Say it again, you shitty guy." Lu Hai imitated Li Yun's tone just now.

"Damn, looking for something!"

Li Yun tried to come around from behind the table, as if he was about to make a move.

The colleague who was just watching hurriedly hugged Li Yun. Seeing more and more people approaching the tent, he waved his hand irritably: "Don't look, don't look, what should you do? Li Yun! Don't mess around !"

"Damn it, I want to cut this shit, dare to scold me? Think I'm an onion?" Li Yun joined a Fortune [-] company as the deputy director of the personnel department, and this was the first time someone talked to him like this.

Seeing the interviewer's distraught look, Lu Hai calmed down.

From the corner of the eye, this Li Yun's company: ICT Technology Co., Ltd.

Xintong... sounds familiar!
Lu Hai recalled it for a while, and then remembered—isn't this the company that Huang Daosheng is named chairman of?

What a coincidence!
Lu Hai rolled his eyes and turned around, the old god was sitting in the interview position.

Li Yun was stunned.

Lu Hai had a professional smile on his face: "It turned out to be ICT. I didn't notice it just now. I'm really sorry. Then what, I'll interview."

Li Yun looked at Lu Hai in surprise, wondering where he was going to make trouble.

But soon, Li Yun came back to his senses, laughed a few times, and sat back in his original seat: "Interesting, okay, come on, you just go for an interview, I'll accept you, I'm an idiot!"

Lu Hai shook his head and leaned forward: "You made a mistake. When I said interview, you didn't interview me—I interviewed you!"

Li Yun laughed out loud as if hearing a huge joke.

Colleague Li Yun, Lin Zhuang, and the surrounding students were stunned, and then smiled wryly.

Is this person stupid?

Only students come to interview, how can there be interviewers from other people!

Lu Hai didn't think it was funny, he was still calm, with a businesslike look: "How about this, keep the interview simple, kowtow three times to me and my friend, and imitate the dog barking twice, then I agree to hire... Ah, no, I won't fire you .”

Li Yun was about to burst into tears, "Just you, fire me? Are you a fucking idiot? Fire me... Hahahaha, this is the best joke I've heard this year!"

Lu Hai sighed: "It's a pity that the interview failed."

After speaking, Lu Hai took out his mobile phone, found Huang Daosheng, and dialed.

Huang Lao's excited voice quickly came from the other end of the phone: "Master? You finally remembered to call me!"

Lu Hai: "Old Huang, don't be like this. By the way, I want to ask you something."

Huang Lao: "Master, if you have something to do, tell me directly!"

Lu Hai glanced at Li Yun: "Is there anyone named Li Yun in your company? From the HR department."

Huang Lao was puzzled: "Li Yun? I don't know him. I don't have much control over the company's affairs, but I do know He Hao, the head of the HR department. What happened? Someone provoked you?"

Lu Hai nodded: "That's right."

Huang Lao's tone was full of anger: "Okay, just wait a while, I will ask someone to ask."

The call ends.

The audience was silent and looking forward to it. Could it be that this unattractive guy is a master who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger?
Li Yun was also a little uneasy, and forced himself to calm down: "Why, why, call someone? If you have the ability, let him come to me directly!"

Lu Hai shook his head: "Him? He doesn't know you."

Li Yun was stunned for a moment, then burst into a bark, and laughed loudly: "Damn thought you were looking for some important person, I don't even know you, pretending to be a wolf with a big tail, you fucking teased me to death!"

The onlookers also stared blankly, wasting their expressions, thinking they could find someone to fix this idiot interviewer, but it turned out to be just an idiot who loves to pretend.

Lu Hai was calm and waited quietly.

Li Yun already has the heart to stir up people, and he is afraid of contagion when he talks to idiots.

Just then, Li Yun's cell phone rang.

As soon as he saw the caller ID, Li Yun's waist immediately bowed down, with a flattering expression on his face: "Hello? Director, are you looking for me?"

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a while, and then came the indifferent voice of He Hao, the manager of the HR department: "Li Yun, you have been fired, and your things have been packed for you, go across the road to get them yourself."

Li Yun was stunned for a while before recovering: "What, what? I was fired? Manager...don't make such a joke."

He Hao snorted coldly: "Do you think I'm joking? The decision was given to me directly from above! Moreover, other information companies have also received news and completely blocked you! Did you provoke someone who shouldn't be provoked? "

Li Yun wiped his cold sweat: "I, I didn't mess with anyone—"

The voice stopped abruptly, Li Yun suddenly raised his head, seeing Lu Hai's half-smile face, he suddenly understood!
Under everyone's surprised gazes, Li Yun, whose eyes were above the top, suddenly threw away his phone, and a skilled dog pooped in front of Lu Hai, kowtowed and wept bitterly.

Recalling what Lu Hai said before, Li Yun did not hesitate to "bark, woof, woof" like a dog barking.