Live broadcast: Abduct a panda ancestor at the beginning

After glancing at the reputation display on the system panel, Zhang Yun directly closed the live broadcast room.

He sat quietly in the panda house.

Wisps of cigarette smoke floated from his fingertips.

In fact, sometimes he wonders what is the purpose of life.

In my previous life, I lived in a muddleheaded way, which was very ordinary.

Living in a muddleheaded way in this life is also very ordinary.

The only difference is that the life in this life is what he dreamed of in his previous life.

Reborn with beautiful women, system with you, wealth and freedom, etc.

These are all his dreams in his previous life.

However, when he really owned it, he realized that he was very ordinary.

tsk~
After drinking a glass of wine, Zhang Yun's face turned red.

"Why do you always like to think wildly so much? It's all because of Lao Liu's gift of wine."

Today Zhang Yun is not drinking because he has any troubles.

It's all the fault of Old Liu...

An hour ago, when Zhang Yun was working hard on the live broadcast, suddenly Lao Liu rushed over with two bottles of wine in his hand.

"Director, I have something good here, please taste it."

Looking at Lao Liu's obsequious look, Zhang Yun originally refused to be honest.

After all, in his opinion, this kind of giving gifts to leaders must not become the norm.

As the saying goes, if you sweep everything, how can you sweep the world.

However, just when Zhang Yun was about to refuse, he felt a little soft-hearted when he saw Lao Liu's appearance.

What a wonderful person, it has been almost half a year since the establishment of the zoo, Lao Liu has been conscientious all the way and dare not go beyond or be lazy.

If he refuses a gift from a good old man like this, is he still human?
So Zhang Yun was under his command, and asked Lao Liu for a pack of cigarettes by the way.

For Zhang Yun, who does not usually smoke, drinking alcohol is an exception. How can there be alcohol without smoking.

Holding the two bottles of wine in his hand, Zhang Yun saw clearly that this is not liquor, it is beer at all.

"Sure enough, it's Lao Liu, a good old man. How can you give a bottle of wine as a gift..."

"Well, 95 degrees Celsius."

Zhang Yun suddenly became interested. To be honest, although he doesn't drink often, he doesn't have much research on alcohol.

But the high number of beer, he is still very good.

So after opening it, two mouthfuls came immediately.

There is a scent of passion fruit in the mouth, which just corresponds to the pattern of passion fruit on the bottle mouth.

Then there is a strong smell of alcohol, which leaves a fragrance after swallowing.

Zhang Yun couldn't help but take another sip.

But that's what went wrong.

That's why there was the scene just now.

When a person smokes and drinks alcohol, he begins to think about life...

"Master is drinking again?"

"should……"

"What should, it's obviously good or not."

"Human drive, the owner seems to get drunk easily."

"You have to ask the fat man about this."

Brother Huzi and the others stayed at the rockery and watched Zhang Yun from a distance, discussing in low voices.

To be honest, they have no power or dare to control what Zhang Yun wants to do.

But if Zhang Yun drinks too much, that's not what they want to see.

especially here...

After going through the last time, the half-dead tiger who was almost beaten by Zhang Yun's wave of his hand was most afraid of Zhang Yun's drinking.

So he ran the farthest.

"Huzi, why are you running there?"

"Stop talking nonsense. Your skin is thicker than mine. You must not be afraid. Last time the master almost beat me to death when he got drunk. I don't want to be a fool this time."

The panda glanced at Huzi and Erha, with a helpless expression on his face, so he said directly to the little brother, "Why don't you go and stop me, master."

The little brother suddenly exploded with excitement.

"What nonsense are you talking about..."

He originally wanted to refuse arrogantly, but at this moment, Naihe saw the eyes of the other two begging for help.

Brother Pingtou couldn't help being soft-hearted, there was no way anyone could make them all come out of one place and have the same owner.

If he doesn't go to hell, whoever goes to hell.

"Well, I'll go."

After Brother Pingtou said a word, he approached Zhang Yun cautiously.

Zhang Yun, who was dizzy from drinking, suddenly felt a noise in his ears, like words such as "human drive", "master" and so on.

He couldn't help but understand that they were talking about him.

"Just to share."

Zhang Yun glanced at the wine bottle and planned to ask Huzi and Brother Ha to come over for a drink.

But who knew that he froze as soon as he turned around.

I saw his eyes met with Brother Pingtou, and the atmosphere was a little awkward for a while.

"that……"

Brother Pingtou swallowed his saliva and felt an ominous premonition sweeping through his body, and he was about to turn around and run away.

But who knew that a big hand stretched out directly.

"Brother, you're here. It just so happens that you try it too. I haven't had this beer before. It's pretty good."

Brother Pingtou's hair exploded all over his body, a faint blue light appeared between his fingers and claws, and the surrounding space fluctuated.

He intends to directly break through the space and teleport away from here.

Although his strength does not exist now, he still has the ability to break through space in this world.

But who knew, before he could take a step, Zhang Yun's hand landed directly on his neck.

"Master..." Brother Pingtou was terrified, he struggled to escape, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't break free.

Lifting the honey badger, Zhang Yun saw blue light on Pingtouge's paws.

Zhang Yun couldn't help laughing at himself, it seemed that he really couldn't drink more in the future.

You see, I haven't drank much, and I have hallucinations.

However, this is also reflected from the side. The bottle of wine that Lao Liu sent this time is indeed very strong, with a high alcohol content.

"Drink some, you're welcome."

Zhang Yun pointed the mouth of the bottle directly at Brother Pingtou's mouth and gulped it down.

cough~
Throat and cough, ten seconds fast.

Only then did Zhang Yun put Brother Pingtou on the ground.

The flat-headed brother standing on the ground was dizzy, and his black-haired face turned slightly red.

"Good, good wine!"

Not far away, watching Brother Pingtou being brutally drunk, Huzi Erha Fat Master was dumbfounded one by one.

"It's a good thing I didn't go."

"Yes, luckily it's not me."

"My little brother can't escape the palm of the master with such a cultivation level, let alone us."

"I'm afraid only the fat man has the ability to break free from his current master."

Erha and Huzi talked with each other.

The panda on the side couldn't help but swallowed, and thought to himself: "You two bastards think highly of me, don't you?"

To be honest, if he hadn't awakened his previous master, he still had the ability to break free.

But the master after waking up, especially in the state of drinking now.

Don't talk about him, I am afraid that Chaos is here, and the only one who is drunk is the one.

"Fatty Master, what kind of wine is that? Why can't my little brother bear it." After being shocked, Erha became a little confused.

Fatty still had some lingering fears in his heart at this moment: "Is there beer at 95 degrees in this world?"

Hearing that Erha thought for a while, he shook his head, although he has only been in this world for less than a year.

But he is not a mortal, let alone a fool, and he can know some things that have been announced by the creatures in this world in a second.

Hu Zi seemed to think of something at this moment and said: "Brother Ha, don't forget, this wine was sent by the Taoist."

"That guy..." Hearing this, Erha thought of Lao Liu.

Immediately afterwards, he remembered that Taoist priests like to make wine and offer it to the Lord.

It must be the last time the master was raving in his dream. Old Liu thought that the master had almost woken up, so he directly brought the wine he brewed to congratulate.

However, it was only after arriving that he discovered that the master was still in a subconscious state and hadn't woken up at all.

But since the wine has been released from the cellar, it is not easy for him to take it back, so he gave it directly to the owner.

"No wonder..." Erha now fully understands why this drink dares to write 95 degrees on it, and why it can make my little brother drunk.

Swish swish!
In the panda house, the little brother who was already drunk kept dancing.

And between his gestures, countless divine lights with intentions appeared around him.

Zhang Yun didn't seem to feel anything strange at the moment, and kept clapping and laughing...

Fat Master was a little stunned and then smiled helplessly.

Such unscrupulous use of the law, I am afraid that some creatures in this world will be shaken.