Live broadcast: Abduct a panda ancestor at the beginning

After the live broadcast, Zhang Yun was dripping with sweat.

It's really cool to sweat all over this winter day.

Huzi looked at Zhang Yun with resentful eyes.

Zhang Yun sighed slightly and realized that he seemed to have gone too far.

There was a burst of comfort at the moment, and then he straightened his heart and said:

"Okay, don't be wronged. Given your good attitude of admitting your mistakes, don't you think I brought you something good?"

After speaking, Zhang Yun took Maotai out of the bag directly.

Huzi looked over curiously for a while and asked, "Director, what is it really?"

"This is a treasure." Zhang Yun smiled.

Erha also ran over at this time.

Zhang Yun then took out three disposable paper cups from the bag.

This cup was put out of the dormitory by mistake last time, but he didn't expect it to come in handy this time.

After opening Maotai's lid, Zhang Yun carefully poured some into the three disposable paper cups.

To be honest, he has never drunk Maotai, so he is still a little curious.

A smell of alcohol permeated the air, Erha and Huzi suddenly regained their spirits.

"Director, what kind of wine is this so fragrant!"

Seeing Erha sticking out his tongue and looking salivating, Zhang Yun said contemptuously, "You look hopeless."

"This is a masterpiece of our mankind, and it is Maotai, which is known as the national wine of the Great Xia. A bottle is precious."

Hearing that Erha and Huzi became even more curious.

Zhang Yun turned his head to look at the panda and asked, "Fat Master, Dabai, little brother, do you want some drinks?"

Dabai is the name Zhang Yun gave the alpaca.

Originally, the alpaca refused, but Zhang Yun couldn't hold back Zhang Yun's "excessive power", so he could only accept it.

Hearing calling himself Dabai again, the alpaca snorted coldly and didn't intend to pay attention to it.

And the fat man chuckled and said, "No need."

The little brother turned over and still looked cold: "I'm not interested."

Yep, that's saved.

Then Erha, Huzi, and Zhang Yun had a drink and a drink together.

Push a cup and change a cup of wine for three rounds.

Soon one man and two beasts got a little drunk.

"Hey, good wine." Erha sat on the ground a little wobbly, obviously drinking too much.

Hu Zi didn't say a word, with a one-off sex in his mouth, his eyelids drooped, and he looked as if he would fall asleep in a second.

"Some more." Regardless of the dizziness in his head, Zhang Yun picked up the Moutai bottle and poured himself a glass.

In fact, he doesn't drink much on weekdays, and drinking today is purely a coincidence.

Firstly, he was curious about the taste of Moutai, and secondly, he also knew that he had wronged the tiger this time.

So plan to just drink a little less to try.

But who knows that once you come and go, you can't control yourself.

I poured a little for him, and after Huzi and Erha got a little respectively.

Zhang Yun directly reached out and took Huazi next to him to disassemble.

"Hey, principal, what is this?" Erha asked drunkenly.

Hu Zi was also curious at the moment.

"This, this is also a treasure, known as the King of Herbs."

"Herb King?"

Huzi and Erha were puzzled.

Zhang Yun continued to maintain a sense of mystery with a smile: "You have to remember one sentence, this is a good thing, as the saying goes, cigarettes are the king of all herbs, the more you smoke, the longer your life will be, and a cigarette after a meal is as happy as a god."

While talking, he took out a pack of cigarettes and untied it, took out a lighter and smoked it.

To be honest, he seldom smokes at ordinary times, but for some reason, he wants to smoke inexplicably when he drinks alcohol.

hiss~
After taking a puff of cigarette, Zhang Yun's expression felt refreshed and his brows relaxed.

Thick disgust spit out from his mouth, like swallowing clouds and fog, it fell into the eyes of Huzi and Erha with novelty.

Looking back at this dog and tiger, their mouths became an 'O' shape in surprise.

Zhang Yun smiled faintly and handed one to them one by one.

"Try it!"

After receiving the cigarettes, Huzi and Erha imitated the cigarettes in their mouths.

However, when they are close to the lighter.

Zhang Yun suddenly extinguished the fire.

???

A dog and a tiger looked confused.

"Others must cover the fire for you. This is the rule of the rivers and lakes!" Zhang Yun preached to the two with the attitude of a senior smoker.

Hearing this, the two nodded for a while, and then they were respectively covering the fire with the dog's paw and the tiger's paw.

hiss~
Two puffs of thick smoke spewed out.

In an instant, the two were intoxicated.

"Comfortable!"

"Me too!"

Zhang Yunzui leaned directly on Huzi's body with a face full of smoke.

Erha looked at the starry sky at night through the glass on the top and sighed: "Director, why didn't you take out such a good thing earlier?"

"Hehe, do you think this is a bad street product? This is rare in our human world." Zhang Yun curled his lips and said.

Hearing this, Erha and Huzi felt grateful in their hearts.

Sure enough, the director still loves them.

Just take out this good thing and share it with them.

What does this mean?
The gardener is benevolent.

……

The next day when Zhang Yun woke up, the sun was already high.

Feeling the softness under his body, Zhang Yun couldn't help rubbing his face.

"Little flower, don't make trouble!"

The tiger's weary voice rang in Zhang Yun's ears, and then a huge and fat tiger's paw turned directly towards him.

Fortunately, Zhang Yun reacted in time and turned over on his side to hide.

He looked with a dark face, and found that these two guys were lying on the ground drunk and fast asleep.

Especially Erha, holding the Maotai bottle in his arms with his two front paws, with an indescribably intoxicated expression on his face.

A pile of cigarette shells and empty packing boxes.

Zhang Yun raised his forehead and lamented, what exactly did he do last night.

"Fat man!"

After Zhang Yun yelled loudly, Erha and Huzi were awakened directly, and the fat man came out from behind the rockery with a sleepy look on his face.

"what happened?"

Zhang Yun pointed to the two guys at his feet and said directly: "Supervise them to clean this place, otherwise you will lose all your milk today."

As soon as this remark came out, the panda suddenly became energetic.

Quickly stood up and promised: "I promise to complete the task."

Then I saw Erha and Huzi looking at each other in a daze.

Who are they messing with...

After leaving the Panda House, Zhang Yun looked at the dazzling sun above his head, and suddenly his heart skipped a beat.

He quickly took out his phone to check the time.

12: 35.
It's over, not to mention skipping class in the morning, yesterday he seemed to have promised Murong Xiao to go shopping with her today.

"Director, you're awake. I saw you asleep in it this morning, so the Panda House is not open today..."

After Lao Liu saw Zhang Yun coming out, he rushed to meet him, but he didn't finish his sentence.

Zhang Yun blamed: "Old Liu, what did you do, why did I sleep until now, I have class in the morning, why don't you know to call me?"

"I……"

Old Liu wanted to explain, but before he could say anything, Zhang Yun ran away with the coat in his hand.

Lao Liu was a little aggrieved immediately, but shook his head helplessly and sighed.

In the morning, he came to the Panda House and found that Zhang Yun was sleeping in it reeking of alcohol, so he didn't bother Zhang Yun and didn't open the Panda House.

Why are you being blamed now?

What are you talking about.