Live broadcast: Abduct a panda ancestor at the beginning

Watching the barrage of funny friends flying.

Zhang Yun said directly: "Hello, it's been a long time, everyone. That's right, the handsome and mighty brother Xiaoyun is here again. I believe last time..."

"Fuck, the anchor, look behind."

"What are those two doing in the back?"

"Gan!"

"They seem to be arguing."

"Behind, look behind."

"Behind!"

Zhang Yun, who was greeting the water friends, suddenly felt strange when he saw the barrage.

He turned his head and froze in a daze.

Because at this moment Erha is actually arguing with the panda.

Fuck, these two guys are still arguing over a piece of bamboo, who the hell has seen this before.

"Smelly Fat Cat, brother Ha is interested in your things, don't be ignorant of good and evil."

"Silly dog, hurry up and let go, this is bamboo, who eats bamboo."

"You eat with such relish, why can't I eat it, brother Ha, and am I just an ordinary dog? Who doesn't know that I am a well-known handsome young man in our village..."

"Fuck, silly dog, you still want to bite me, don't you know that your mouth is stinky."

"Fuck, who told you to scratch me first."

"If you talk nonsense, believe it or not, I will cut you..."

"If you destroy my heaven, I will surely poke your back..."

"Let go."

"Not loose."

……

Watching these two bickering quarrel, Zhang Yun held his forehead speechless for a while.

What kind of two bastards did I attract?

"Haha, the anchor is speechless."

"The anchor looks so handsome helplessly."

"Upstairs, don't be an idiot, the anchor is mine, why are you taking off your pants downstairs..."

"The cat is so cute."

"Damn it, how did I find out that it looks like a wolf?"

"I'm going, it's true, this thing is really a wolf..."

"The anchor is awesome, even wolves dare to raise them."

"Don't you know upstairs that this is a zoo?"

"Have any of you ever seen a wolf that can bark in a zoo?"

……

[Ding, it is detected that the worry value has increased by [-]. 】

[Ding, it is detected that the worry value has increased by three hundred. 】

[Ding, it is detected that the favorite value has increased by [-]. 】

[Ding, it is detected that the jealousy value has increased by [-]. 】

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A series of emotional values ​​were recorded, and Zhang Yun was full of question marks.

When he looked at the barrage, he suddenly realized.

At the moment, he could only smile helplessly, then turned around and patted Gouzi on the head.

Erha looked at it in a daze.

"Ignorant human beings, why are you beating this dog?"

Zhang Yun said helplessly: "You are a dog and not a panda, why are you robbing the fat man of bamboo?"

"That's right, that's right, such a hateful stupid dog, and he bit Fat Master with his stinky mouth." Panda Aojiao echoed.

Erha snorted proudly: "Who made it so delicious, I thought it was delicious."

Hearing that Zhang Yun was a little speechless, he could only take a small piece of bamboo and throw it to Erha.

"Eat and eat."

Erha was overjoyed immediately, and directly stretched out his mouth to bite.

"Bah, bah, what's so unpalatable..."

Zhang Yun said with a smile: "It's good if you know it's unpalatable, so don't steal it from others. I'll buy you better dog food later."

"Better?"

Erha's eyes immediately released lasers, which were brighter than searchlights.

Zhang Yun nodded and said, "Yes, it's even better than today's."

Erha quickly nodded and said happily: "Okay, okay, Brother Ha will remember your credit, and will definitely take you to meet the most beautiful girls and drink the strongest wine in the future!"

Seeing Erha's appearance, Zhang Yun had black lines all over his head, but he was not easy to get angry.

He turned his head and aimed at the barrage again.

"Damn it, the anchor dared to hit the wolf."

"Awesome, but why do I think this wolf is so cute and stupid."

"Yeah, haha, why do I feel that this wolf competes with that big cat?"

"Big cats and wolves quarrel, what a perfect match."

……

[Ding, it is detected that the favorite value has increased by [-]. 】

[Ding, it is detected that the jealousy value has increased by [-]. 】

[Ding, it is detected that the favorite value has increased by three hundred. 】

A wave of emotional value was recorded, and Zhang Yun was in a good mood.

Then I saw him aiming at Erha with a smirk on his face.

"It's fine if you want to eat well, but I have one condition."

"Conditions? What conditions?" Gouzi asked nervously.

Zhang Yundao: "It's very simple, you just need to do what I say for a while, and you don't have to worry about the rest."

Hearing this, Gouzi couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, and agreed wholeheartedly:

"Of course!"

Hearing this, the smile on Zhang Yun's face became wider, and he turned his head to look at the barrage.

Only the panda looked at Zhang Yun suspiciously, and scratched his chubby and cute head with his paw.

How does this scene seem familiar.

[Ye Wutian, leader of the Zhatian Gang] sent out three super rockets, and left a message: Anchor, is this a wolf?
As soon as this barrage comes out.

Immediately, the whole live broadcast room exploded.

"Fuck, the leader of the Zhatian Gang is here again, the anchor is awesome."

"Start with three super rockets, woohoo~ I'm the leader of the Heaven Exploding Gang."

"The leader is mighty!!!"

[Zhitian Gang Ye Fan] send flowers X66
[Homemade Blades] Give away glow stick X18
[Long's son-in-law] Send a magic ball X1
[Wardjill Yingbang] Send out fitness card X6
With the arrival of three super-fires from [Zhitian Clan leader Ye Wutian].

In an instant, a lot of rewards poured into the live broadcast room.

Zhang Yun was suddenly excited.

Damn, next month's food will be paid.

I just asked who else was there.

After sorting out his mood, he explained: "Actually, it's not a wolf, it's a dog, but the breed is very rare, so you may have never seen it before. Don't think it looks like a wolf, but it's actually quite cute and stupid. of."

As soon as Erha heard it, he was about to attack immediately.But thinking of the nobleman's rations, he had to bark twice as a warning.

After speaking, Zhang Yun called Gouzi directly, and continued: "I asked Gouzi to perform a show for everyone, and you will naturally understand."

"Brother Ha, it's up to you whether the dog food is available or not."

After finishing speaking, Zhang Yun said directly to Gouzi: "Take off to show off your muscles."

Hearing that Erha put all his energy into it, he jumped up, raised his front paws in mid-air, and made a bending movement like a human flexing his muscles.

It's a pity that the dog's paws are hairy, so they don't have muscles.

But this did not affect the mood in the studio at all.

In an instant, the live broadcast room was blown up by Gouzi's hand.

"Fuck, I actually saw a dog showing off his muscles."

"My mother, this is becoming a spirit."

"The anchor is awesome."

"Dog 66666"

"I want to watch pandas dance to the Pure Land of Paradise."

"I started cooking upstairs, and I found a fine dog, why did you take off your pants again downstairs, what a dog, a beast"

……

With the emotional value of the live broadcast room, the rewards continue to be credited.

Zhang Yun became more and more happy, and gave orders to Gouzi for a while.

"Dog, walk upright."

"Yes, look more arrogantly, stand proudly in the world, and look down upon the heroes!"

"Fatty, you come with me."

"Today, Brother Ha and Fatty will show everyone their unique skills. Come on, a small whirlpool will start..."

"Well, it's okay to watch the dance."

"Brother Ha, later on you and the fat man can just play a couple of times and it will be..."

After Zhang Yun finished speaking, he turned on the music.

"Yueming かりりる engraving, lamp る red lantern, ji 囃 子 の 合図..."

Then I saw a dog and a panda dancing in the live broadcast room.

This enchanting body, Miaoman's movements...

Immediately, the entire live broadcast room became even more heated.

The heat was pushed to the peak again.

A large wave of emotional points and rewards came surging.