The promotion of ancient martial arts begins with killing a cow with one punch

On a certain sound, in a live broadcast room titled "The third day of ancient martial arts check-in", Li Mubai walked to the camera with a two-meter-high plum blossom pile on his shoulders.

Bang.

One end of the plum blossom pile fell to the ground, Li Mubai supported the plum blossom pile with one hand, and greeted the seven or eight hundred fans in the live broadcast room with a smile.

"Let everyone wait for a long time."

"The training subject I'm going to teach you today is stance among plum blossom piles."

"What is stance? In the "Huang Di Nei Jing", there is a saying: In ancient times, there were real people who held the world, grasped yin and yang, breathed the essence, guarded the spirit independently, and had the same muscles, so they could cover the world..."

After a few simple explanations, Li Mubai stopped talking nonsense.

A few days ago, he inexplicably bound a system called "Inheritance of Ancient Martial Arts".

The system has detected that the inheritance of ancient martial arts in the world is declining. As the inheritor of ancient martial arts, the host should guide the world to embark on the road of practice.

The first task of the system: Reaching 1000 prestige value Through these two days of live broadcast, Li Mubai discovered that the prestige value is directly proportional to the number of followers in the live broadcast room.

Currently, the number of people in the live broadcast room is only around [-] to [-], and the reputation of the system is also between [-] and [-].With such a small number of fans, it can't even be considered the lowest in the live broadcast industry.

In order to complete the system tasks as soon as possible, Li Mubai decided to order some dry goods today.

The ancient method of stance is one of the dry goods prepared today.

Before standing the pile, the plum blossom pile must be laid first.

In the quaint Taoist courtyard, Li Mubai chose a place at random.The toes drew a circle on the ground: "That's it."

Bang.

With a slap on the plum blossom pile, the huge force made the plum blossom pile go straight into the soil, sinking at least seven inches.

"Pile driving with bare hands!?"

"The anchor is honest, did he tamper with the ground beforehand?"

really.

This hand was revealed, and the live broadcast had already started for half an hour today. In the live broadcast room where no one was talking, barrages suddenly appeared.

"The number of viewers has increased by more than a dozen, and it seems to be effective."

Li Mubai's heart skipped a beat.

Bang.

Bang.

Bang.

Another few consecutive slaps on the plum blossom pile, the other end of the plum blossom pile sank inch by inch at a speed visible to the naked eye.

ten centimeters.

twenty centimeters.

Thirty centimeters.

In just a few seconds, the two-meter-high plum blossom pile was more than one-third embedded in the ground, and the top end of the plum blossom pile was already as low as Li Mubai's chest.

The live broadcast room suddenly became lively.

"Is it true or not? How can I not believe in splitting the stake with bare hands?"

"Should...really. I've been here for two days in the host's live broadcast room. Although I've been teaching some basic ways to keep fit, the effect seems to be pretty good."

"I am a fitness trainer, and the methods taught by the anchor are still very scientific. And the anchor is not bad, unlike other anchors who always ask for gifts."

"Ha ha--"

"Anchor, tell yourself, did you do something in advance?"

Li Mubai casually glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room, not bothering to defend himself.

next second.

He jumped into the air, jumping more than one meter high, and landed firmly on the plum blossom pile with one right foot.

Stand still!

The golden rooster is independent!

"drink."

Li Mubai let out a clear cry, and stamped his right foot down vigorously.

The plum blossom pile, which was about 1.5 meters above the ground just now, was attacked by this force and sank suddenly.

In an instant, the plum blossom pile sank halfway into the ground.

In the live broadcast room, there was an instant silence.

Half a minute has passed.

"Is my scalp numb!?"

"I'm not dazzled, right? I jumped 1.5 meters with ease? The national team's high jumpers are no more than that, right?"

"666... ​​Take it, take it."

Fans rewarded a bottle of beer with 545.

PS: The anchor is mighty.

Fans rewarded a bottle of beer with 214.

PS: Open your eyes.

There was also a gangster who refused to accept it and shouted: "I admit that the jump is high, but if you say that the ground has not been tampered with, I will live broadcast Chixiang."

"You are stupid upstairs. Didn't you see that the anchor is still standing on the plum blossom pile? If the ground is tampered with in advance, can people stand on it?"

"Is no one paying attention to the fact that the anchor is standing on one foot? This balance is very stable."

In front of the camera.

Li Mubai stood calmly with his hands behind his back: "The stakes have been laid, and I'll teach you the correct standing and sitting postures."

"Standing, golden rooster stand-alone style, standing upright, raising the left foot...Hands together, fingertips facing the sky..."

"Sit on a pile, with your legs double-crossed, your back naturally straight, in a soothing S-shape..."

Li Mubai demonstrated it himself.

The difficulty was extremely high, and I don't know how many people in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.

Just as he was about to demonstrate the sitting method, Brother Gangjing jumped out again.

"The main player fart! How can a person sit on a wooden stake as thick as the mouth of a bowl?"

In front of the camera.

Li Mubai actually nodded in agreement: "This brother is right. Under normal circumstances, it is really difficult for ordinary people to do it. Therefore, a specific breathing method is needed to cooperate."

"Huh...breathing method!?"

"I know this. The Six-Character Art of Inhalation invented by Sun Simiao is a breathing method used by the ancients for health preservation. They are the six-character mantras of Hu, He, Hu, Shu, Blow, and Hee. Hearing about this breathing method, even Wang Anshi They're all in use."

"Crap."

Gang Jing: "The anchor is just bragging, do you really believe it?"

"The breathing method created by the ancients focuses on the way of health preservation, and the effect of strengthening the body is still good. However, the breathing method I mentioned is more complicated than that of the ancients. You can experience it for yourself." In front of the camera, Li Mubai, who was originally an independent golden rooster, has slowly sat on the plum blossom pile.

stable!
There was a strong wind blowing, and Li Mubai's body sitting on the plum blossom pile was completely motionless.Even, I don't know if it was an illusion, but the leaves on the ground were blown by the howling wind, but the clothes on Li Mubai's body didn't move at all, not even a single wrinkle.

Brother Gang Jing is still fighting.

Hard bar!

Raw bar!

Li Mubai was not angry either, and slowly talked about his "Menggu Breathing Method" operating method.

"The big dream lasts for thousands of years."

"Learn the true meaning of this breathing method, you can live forever, the knife of time will not cut you, and the suffering of samsara..."

As he silently recited the general outline of the breathing method, Li Mubai gradually entered a better state.

Standing is just one of the dry goods.

The Menggu breathing method produced by this system is the other Wang Zha that Li Mubai played today!
In the live broadcast room, some fans also tried to contact the method of breathing, but they were always restless and lost the point.

Brother Gang Jing jumped out again.

"Practice according to your method, I almost suffocated to death. I still live forever, Chang Nima..."

Ding.

You have been kicked out of the live broadcast room by the host.

Brother Gangjing looked at a big exclamation mark that popped up on the interface of the live broadcast room, and his whole face was confused. "Old... Lao Tzu... got kicked!?"

Haha ...

Emma, ​​I laughed so hard, the anchor is kicking someone for a disagreement.

Serve it right, asshole.

After laughing, the fans suddenly realized that this anchor was different from those in the past.

Don't ask for gifts, and don't do anything fancy.

Hmm... still very vengeful!
Sudden.

In the live broadcast room, a rocket lifted off and instantly dominated the screen.

Fans 123 reward a rocket.

PS: The breathing method taught by the anchor is amazing. Last night I drank with a few buddies and got a terrible headache. I just tried the method taught by the anchor.My head doesn't hurt at all, and I feel strong all over.

The other fans are not calm anymore.

"What's the matter?"

"Brother, how did you do it? I've tried a dozen times and still can't figure it out."

"Me too."

"me too."

Fan 123:? ? ?
What an easy thing to do.

Exhale, inhale, and then the whole person seems to be falling asleep and half awake.

"Damn, don't tell me, you haven't learned it yet!?" Fan 123 was shocked, there were hundreds of people in the live broadcast room, and he was the only one who learned the breathing method taught by the anchor! ?