The heavens play: everyone has a system
Chapter 133 Pure Yang Sword Immortal Lu Dongbin
"Master is too deceitful. He lied to us to eat the mount of the Bodhisattva. When we arrive in the West Paradise, how should we explain it to the Bodhisattva~"
On the way, Zhu Bajie kept muttering.
"Shh~"
Drifting's face was serious.
"Second senior brother, you don't want to die. How dare you speak ill of the master. Be careful that the master will kill you as a roast pig someday if he doesn't find any food!"
Zhu Bajie froze in place for a moment, with cold sweat breaking out on his face.
"This...isn't this the reason why the master is willing to bring my old pig, and treat my old pig as emergency food..."
All thoughts flashed, Zhu Bajie hurriedly followed the team.
night~
"Master, there is a family in front, do you want to stay overnight~"
Sun Wukong looked into the distance and said.
Roy shook his head:
"Where did they come from in the barren mountains and mountains, most of them are monsters, let's go around!"
"Okay~"
A group of people chose a path to leave.
Others don't know, doesn't it mean that Roy doesn't know?
In the front room, four bodhisattvas turned into beautiful women came to test the hearts of the four people.
That's a nice saying~
The ugly way of saying it is: four female Bodhisattvas who are bored, ran to tease four male creatures in the middle of the night.
The key is to slip away after teasing, making the four people with high desire at a loss what to do.
In the room, Li Shan's old mother, who was pretending to be an old mother, opened her eyes:
"They chose to bypass it!"
"Oh~ why is that?"
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva asked doubtfully.
Li Shan's old mother had a strange expression on her face:
"Tang Seng thought we might be monsters, so he simply left."
"This...then let's change the location.
Sigh~ It's really hard to get all ninety-nine and eighty-one together. "
……
"Master, the immortal energy is rising in front of you, it is not a monster at first glance, why don't we go and have a rest."
Zhu Bajie looked at Roy anxiously.
"The layout of the courtyard in front looks like a Taoist.
Why should we monks bother others?
Let's go! "
Roy changed direction and left again.
The three apprentices looked at each other suspiciously and followed behind.
Roy was riding a white horse, thinking silently.
"To a certain extent, I have disrupted the progress of Journey to the West, and it didn't take long before I avoided the dilemma~
But the Buddha is definitely unwilling to see this scene, even if he slaps his face to pretend to be fat, he will give me 81 difficulties~
Heh~ It seems that I have lost my grasp of the plot, but in fact, I also have more room for manipulation. "
Roy looked into the distance, the next place was Baihu Ridge, which was also the place where Monkey King beat the Bone Demon three times.
The plot of Journey to the West will also change completely!
"Om~"
A strange feeling suddenly rose in Roy's heart.
"This is……"
"Boom~"
The sky exploded, and two figures flew from the end of the sky.
"Where is the monster running!"
Sword Qi burst out one after another, killing the figure in front of him.
"Hmph~ A Taoist priest, dare to run around to trouble me, the Golden Winged Roc?"
The figure in front stopped suddenly, revealing the eagle's head.
Another figure was dressed in white Shengxue, with white hair and a childlike face, with a sword on his back.
"Ignorant, I don't even know my Chunyang Sword Immortal Lu Dongbin, and I have the face to say that I am a famous big monster?"
Roy had a black line on his forehead.
Lv Dongbin has come out, isn't this a crossover~
"Stop talking nonsense, eat your grandfather's claw!"
The two immediately fought.
"Master, it looks like that Taoist is looking for trouble with monsters, should we help~"
Sun Wukong watched the two fight, and wanted to go up and get two sticks.
Roy sighed.
"You guys really don't understand~ It's obvious that the Taoist was chasing his performance at the end of the year, and you ran to snatch his prey, isn't this an enmity?
Let's go, don't make trouble for yourself~"
Although Roy sensed teammates appearing nearby, it wasn't necessarily someone in the sky.
The most important thing is that the acting skills of the two of them are too bad, whether they are teammates or not, Roy doesn't want to get in touch...
The identity of the golden-winged roc is unclear, but Lu Dongbin is definitely not from this world.
Whether it is an enemy or a teammate depends on his next actions.
Seeing the master and apprentice leaving as if they hadn't seen them, the two in the sky couldn't pretend anymore.
"What should we do now?"
The golden-winged roc frowned.
Lu Dongbin gritted his teeth:
"Hit me, let me get in!"
"Okay, then be careful!"
The battle in the sky stopped after two screams.
"Damn Taoist, let's fight another day!"
The golden-winged roc clutched its chest and stretched its wings to leave.
At the same time, Lu Dongbin's figure drew a perfect arc in the sky, and landed precisely on the path of Roy and the others.
"Clap~"
The white horse was frightened for a moment and stopped.
"Master, this Taoist priest seems to be injured, should we save him~"
Roy frowned, a little confused about the situation in front of him.
If this person is a teammate, then they should join forces with Golden Winged Roc to kill them directly.
But now this person actually wanted to sneak into the team, which made Roy doubt his identity.
There was another problem before us.
If the person in front of him is an enemy, where is the teammate who gave Roy a sense?
"Should I kill him?
But the Golden Winged Roc is obviously in the same group as him, if I kill him, I will also be suspected.
I don't do business at a loss..."
Thinking of this, Roy made up his mind.
"Amitabha Buddha, heaven and earth are not benevolent, and all things are like dogs.
Everything in this world has already been doomed, so why should we interfere with the decisions of heaven and earth?
Besides, if the person in front of you is a Taoist disciple, if he is saved by a Buddhist disciple, it would be so embarrassing to spread the word~
For the sake of his face, let's not save him~"
"As expected of a master, even this point has been considered.
But he seems to be dying, he shouldn't care about face..."
Zhu Bajie covered Monkey King's mouth, and said with a smile:
"What the master says, we will do it~"
Roy cast a glance at Zhu Bajie, got up and dismounted, and led the white dragon horse forward.
Although it is impossible to kill the person in front of him, it is still possible to teach him a lesson.
The path was narrow, and Roy and the white horse walked side by side, and the white horse inevitably stepped on Lu Dongbin.
Hearing the sound of bones breaking, the three apprentices couldn't help shrinking their necks and hurriedly followed.
"Let's go, let's go~"
At this time, Lu Dongbin, who was lying on the ground, shouted in his heart:
"Is this fucking monk? An eminent monk from the Tang Dynasty?
It’s fine if you don’t save yourself from death, but you almost saved me on the spot~
In the future, whoever tells me that the monk is kind, I must give him two slaps. "
In the sky, on a few clouds, the four bodhisattvas were speechless as they watched this scene.
"This Tang Monk... should I say he is cautious, or is he a lack of thought~"
"Ahem~ Those who achieve great things will always have a little unique character, and this can be regarded as a test~"
Samantabhadra looked ahead, thought for a moment, and said:
"Ahead is the White Tiger Ridge. It is said that there is a bone spirit inside. This is what they deserve, so we don't need to interfere."
Manjusri Bodhisattva said quietly:
"I'm afraid that Tang Seng will go around directly to avoid this catastrophe."
The four Bodhisattvas looked at each other with helplessness in their eyes~
On the way, Zhu Bajie kept muttering.
"Shh~"
Drifting's face was serious.
"Second senior brother, you don't want to die. How dare you speak ill of the master. Be careful that the master will kill you as a roast pig someday if he doesn't find any food!"
Zhu Bajie froze in place for a moment, with cold sweat breaking out on his face.
"This...isn't this the reason why the master is willing to bring my old pig, and treat my old pig as emergency food..."
All thoughts flashed, Zhu Bajie hurriedly followed the team.
night~
"Master, there is a family in front, do you want to stay overnight~"
Sun Wukong looked into the distance and said.
Roy shook his head:
"Where did they come from in the barren mountains and mountains, most of them are monsters, let's go around!"
"Okay~"
A group of people chose a path to leave.
Others don't know, doesn't it mean that Roy doesn't know?
In the front room, four bodhisattvas turned into beautiful women came to test the hearts of the four people.
That's a nice saying~
The ugly way of saying it is: four female Bodhisattvas who are bored, ran to tease four male creatures in the middle of the night.
The key is to slip away after teasing, making the four people with high desire at a loss what to do.
In the room, Li Shan's old mother, who was pretending to be an old mother, opened her eyes:
"They chose to bypass it!"
"Oh~ why is that?"
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva asked doubtfully.
Li Shan's old mother had a strange expression on her face:
"Tang Seng thought we might be monsters, so he simply left."
"This...then let's change the location.
Sigh~ It's really hard to get all ninety-nine and eighty-one together. "
……
"Master, the immortal energy is rising in front of you, it is not a monster at first glance, why don't we go and have a rest."
Zhu Bajie looked at Roy anxiously.
"The layout of the courtyard in front looks like a Taoist.
Why should we monks bother others?
Let's go! "
Roy changed direction and left again.
The three apprentices looked at each other suspiciously and followed behind.
Roy was riding a white horse, thinking silently.
"To a certain extent, I have disrupted the progress of Journey to the West, and it didn't take long before I avoided the dilemma~
But the Buddha is definitely unwilling to see this scene, even if he slaps his face to pretend to be fat, he will give me 81 difficulties~
Heh~ It seems that I have lost my grasp of the plot, but in fact, I also have more room for manipulation. "
Roy looked into the distance, the next place was Baihu Ridge, which was also the place where Monkey King beat the Bone Demon three times.
The plot of Journey to the West will also change completely!
"Om~"
A strange feeling suddenly rose in Roy's heart.
"This is……"
"Boom~"
The sky exploded, and two figures flew from the end of the sky.
"Where is the monster running!"
Sword Qi burst out one after another, killing the figure in front of him.
"Hmph~ A Taoist priest, dare to run around to trouble me, the Golden Winged Roc?"
The figure in front stopped suddenly, revealing the eagle's head.
Another figure was dressed in white Shengxue, with white hair and a childlike face, with a sword on his back.
"Ignorant, I don't even know my Chunyang Sword Immortal Lu Dongbin, and I have the face to say that I am a famous big monster?"
Roy had a black line on his forehead.
Lv Dongbin has come out, isn't this a crossover~
"Stop talking nonsense, eat your grandfather's claw!"
The two immediately fought.
"Master, it looks like that Taoist is looking for trouble with monsters, should we help~"
Sun Wukong watched the two fight, and wanted to go up and get two sticks.
Roy sighed.
"You guys really don't understand~ It's obvious that the Taoist was chasing his performance at the end of the year, and you ran to snatch his prey, isn't this an enmity?
Let's go, don't make trouble for yourself~"
Although Roy sensed teammates appearing nearby, it wasn't necessarily someone in the sky.
The most important thing is that the acting skills of the two of them are too bad, whether they are teammates or not, Roy doesn't want to get in touch...
The identity of the golden-winged roc is unclear, but Lu Dongbin is definitely not from this world.
Whether it is an enemy or a teammate depends on his next actions.
Seeing the master and apprentice leaving as if they hadn't seen them, the two in the sky couldn't pretend anymore.
"What should we do now?"
The golden-winged roc frowned.
Lu Dongbin gritted his teeth:
"Hit me, let me get in!"
"Okay, then be careful!"
The battle in the sky stopped after two screams.
"Damn Taoist, let's fight another day!"
The golden-winged roc clutched its chest and stretched its wings to leave.
At the same time, Lu Dongbin's figure drew a perfect arc in the sky, and landed precisely on the path of Roy and the others.
"Clap~"
The white horse was frightened for a moment and stopped.
"Master, this Taoist priest seems to be injured, should we save him~"
Roy frowned, a little confused about the situation in front of him.
If this person is a teammate, then they should join forces with Golden Winged Roc to kill them directly.
But now this person actually wanted to sneak into the team, which made Roy doubt his identity.
There was another problem before us.
If the person in front of him is an enemy, where is the teammate who gave Roy a sense?
"Should I kill him?
But the Golden Winged Roc is obviously in the same group as him, if I kill him, I will also be suspected.
I don't do business at a loss..."
Thinking of this, Roy made up his mind.
"Amitabha Buddha, heaven and earth are not benevolent, and all things are like dogs.
Everything in this world has already been doomed, so why should we interfere with the decisions of heaven and earth?
Besides, if the person in front of you is a Taoist disciple, if he is saved by a Buddhist disciple, it would be so embarrassing to spread the word~
For the sake of his face, let's not save him~"
"As expected of a master, even this point has been considered.
But he seems to be dying, he shouldn't care about face..."
Zhu Bajie covered Monkey King's mouth, and said with a smile:
"What the master says, we will do it~"
Roy cast a glance at Zhu Bajie, got up and dismounted, and led the white dragon horse forward.
Although it is impossible to kill the person in front of him, it is still possible to teach him a lesson.
The path was narrow, and Roy and the white horse walked side by side, and the white horse inevitably stepped on Lu Dongbin.
Hearing the sound of bones breaking, the three apprentices couldn't help shrinking their necks and hurriedly followed.
"Let's go, let's go~"
At this time, Lu Dongbin, who was lying on the ground, shouted in his heart:
"Is this fucking monk? An eminent monk from the Tang Dynasty?
It’s fine if you don’t save yourself from death, but you almost saved me on the spot~
In the future, whoever tells me that the monk is kind, I must give him two slaps. "
In the sky, on a few clouds, the four bodhisattvas were speechless as they watched this scene.
"This Tang Monk... should I say he is cautious, or is he a lack of thought~"
"Ahem~ Those who achieve great things will always have a little unique character, and this can be regarded as a test~"
Samantabhadra looked ahead, thought for a moment, and said:
"Ahead is the White Tiger Ridge. It is said that there is a bone spirit inside. This is what they deserve, so we don't need to interfere."
Manjusri Bodhisattva said quietly:
"I'm afraid that Tang Seng will go around directly to avoid this catastrophe."
The four Bodhisattvas looked at each other with helplessness in their eyes~
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