Capture the scene: I'm really not Erha
Chapter 1 The Advanced Dog
At the scene of the large-scale live show "Dogs Come and Dogs", Lin Mo sat on the ground and squinted his eyes.
so boring!
Now you can get the bonus for the first round of promotion, right?
Beside Lin Mo, a little loli said to Lin Mo excitedly, "Master Mo! Master Mo! We won! We won, now we have money to pay the rent, and we can eat something delicious today! "
With that said, little loli kissed Lin Mo's side face.
And the other side.
The host was still roaring at the top of his lungs.
"Viewers, it's unbelievable. I've hosted 'Dogs to Dogs' for so many years, and this is the first time I've seen such an obedient Erha!"
"Generally speaking, golden retrievers, Labradors, and shepherds are the smartest of all dogs, but today, we witnessed a miracle: a Erha defeated the shepherd, defeated the golden retriever, and successfully advanced next round!"
"The owner of this Erha is invited to accept our interview!"
There was thunderous applause.
Hearing the sound, Lin Mo and Little Loli stood up and walked towards the center of the stage together.
"Dogs Come and Dogs" is a large-scale online live broadcast show. In addition to the live show, it is also broadcast on various Internet platforms.
When the camera was aimed at the little loli, all the live broadcast rooms exploded.
"This is too kawaii!"
"Those big eyes, long eyelashes, this fair and tender face, my God, mom, I want to fall in love!"
"Wake up upstairs, you are a female number, it is inappropriate to say that!"
"I want to be her dog! Don't let anyone stop me!"
"He has Erha, you are thinking about farting!"
Barrages filled the entire live broadcast room in an instant, and some viewers with poor computer configuration even felt that the lag was severe.
The cute little Lolita walked to the center of the stage bouncing around and took the microphone from the host.
"Hi everyone, I'm Zhou Xiaomeng."
With that said, Zhou Xiaomeng pointed to Lin Mo next to him.
"This is my family. It's called Moye. Although it is a dog, in my heart, it is my eternal god!"
"Today, I would like to thank Master Mo for helping us win the prize!"
Yes!Lin Mo is a dog!And it's a dick!
Lin Mo squatted on the ground, silently mourning for himself.
After today, my dog will be famous all over the world, right?
He is a little sad.
Ma De, others become gods through time travel, but I become a dog through time travel!
What is this!
"Excuse me, Miss Xiaomeng, you call this dog Mo Ye, don't you? Why do you call it Mo Ye?"
"Because it is a dog raised by my grandpa, and I am usually very close to my grandpa, but since my grandpa passed away, it has become silent..."
"Oh, so that's the case, then Miss Xiaomeng, how did you cultivate such an obedient and smart Erha? We all know that Erha's IQ is generally not high!"
Fuck off, your IQ is not high!
Lin Mo cursed silently in his heart.
"Usually, I haven't cultivated it much. After my grandfather passed away, I felt that Master Mo began to become different. I always felt that Master Mo could understand people's words. This is because Master Mo was smart. I really didn't How can you manage Master Mo..."
The little loli blushed a little.
"Oh, okay, Miss Xiaomeng, what are you going to do with the 2000 yuan bonus?" the host asked again.
"This... well." Little Lolita looked at Lin Mo with a little embarrassment, "I have to discuss this with Master Mo."
Lin Mo squatted next to the little loli, and nodded when he heard what the little loli said.
"Wow, this dog can nod!! Did it really understand, or just caught up?"
"Didn't you watch the show upstairs? In the show, this dog can do as many things as you do!"
"Fuck off, I'm a man, I don't believe this dog can do more than me!"
"He is also a man, and he will definitely do more than you!"
"+1"
"+1"
……
The host laughed loudly, and said with a sense of humor, "Of course, today, our Master Mo has made great contributions. Of course, we have to ask our Master Mo how to spend the money. Then, Miss Xiaomeng, what else do you have to say?" Want to talk?"
Zhou Xiaomeng hesitated, and finally asked: "The 2000 yuan will be given in a while?"
Hearing this sentence, Lin Mo raised his forelegs and covered his eyes.
It's so embarrassing, as a dog, I feel ashamed...
The bullet screen is full of '666', 'hahaha', 'too cute', 'unscrupulous program groups don't steal my goddess' money'...
The host also became embarrassed, but after all, he is a professional host for many years, so he quickly realized it.
"Haha, don't worry, don't worry, if we don't give it, Master Mo still doesn't agree, don't you think so, Master Mo?"
Lin Mo let out a 'woof' very cooperatively.
The host's heart: hold the grass, this dog has become a spirit! !
"Okay, thank you viewers for watching. This is the end of our show today. After that, we will have a special chapter on the daily life of dogs. Please pay attention to our live broadcast in time!"
so boring!
Now you can get the bonus for the first round of promotion, right?
Beside Lin Mo, a little loli said to Lin Mo excitedly, "Master Mo! Master Mo! We won! We won, now we have money to pay the rent, and we can eat something delicious today! "
With that said, little loli kissed Lin Mo's side face.
And the other side.
The host was still roaring at the top of his lungs.
"Viewers, it's unbelievable. I've hosted 'Dogs to Dogs' for so many years, and this is the first time I've seen such an obedient Erha!"
"Generally speaking, golden retrievers, Labradors, and shepherds are the smartest of all dogs, but today, we witnessed a miracle: a Erha defeated the shepherd, defeated the golden retriever, and successfully advanced next round!"
"The owner of this Erha is invited to accept our interview!"
There was thunderous applause.
Hearing the sound, Lin Mo and Little Loli stood up and walked towards the center of the stage together.
"Dogs Come and Dogs" is a large-scale online live broadcast show. In addition to the live show, it is also broadcast on various Internet platforms.
When the camera was aimed at the little loli, all the live broadcast rooms exploded.
"This is too kawaii!"
"Those big eyes, long eyelashes, this fair and tender face, my God, mom, I want to fall in love!"
"Wake up upstairs, you are a female number, it is inappropriate to say that!"
"I want to be her dog! Don't let anyone stop me!"
"He has Erha, you are thinking about farting!"
Barrages filled the entire live broadcast room in an instant, and some viewers with poor computer configuration even felt that the lag was severe.
The cute little Lolita walked to the center of the stage bouncing around and took the microphone from the host.
"Hi everyone, I'm Zhou Xiaomeng."
With that said, Zhou Xiaomeng pointed to Lin Mo next to him.
"This is my family. It's called Moye. Although it is a dog, in my heart, it is my eternal god!"
"Today, I would like to thank Master Mo for helping us win the prize!"
Yes!Lin Mo is a dog!And it's a dick!
Lin Mo squatted on the ground, silently mourning for himself.
After today, my dog will be famous all over the world, right?
He is a little sad.
Ma De, others become gods through time travel, but I become a dog through time travel!
What is this!
"Excuse me, Miss Xiaomeng, you call this dog Mo Ye, don't you? Why do you call it Mo Ye?"
"Because it is a dog raised by my grandpa, and I am usually very close to my grandpa, but since my grandpa passed away, it has become silent..."
"Oh, so that's the case, then Miss Xiaomeng, how did you cultivate such an obedient and smart Erha? We all know that Erha's IQ is generally not high!"
Fuck off, your IQ is not high!
Lin Mo cursed silently in his heart.
"Usually, I haven't cultivated it much. After my grandfather passed away, I felt that Master Mo began to become different. I always felt that Master Mo could understand people's words. This is because Master Mo was smart. I really didn't How can you manage Master Mo..."
The little loli blushed a little.
"Oh, okay, Miss Xiaomeng, what are you going to do with the 2000 yuan bonus?" the host asked again.
"This... well." Little Lolita looked at Lin Mo with a little embarrassment, "I have to discuss this with Master Mo."
Lin Mo squatted next to the little loli, and nodded when he heard what the little loli said.
"Wow, this dog can nod!! Did it really understand, or just caught up?"
"Didn't you watch the show upstairs? In the show, this dog can do as many things as you do!"
"Fuck off, I'm a man, I don't believe this dog can do more than me!"
"He is also a man, and he will definitely do more than you!"
"+1"
"+1"
……
The host laughed loudly, and said with a sense of humor, "Of course, today, our Master Mo has made great contributions. Of course, we have to ask our Master Mo how to spend the money. Then, Miss Xiaomeng, what else do you have to say?" Want to talk?"
Zhou Xiaomeng hesitated, and finally asked: "The 2000 yuan will be given in a while?"
Hearing this sentence, Lin Mo raised his forelegs and covered his eyes.
It's so embarrassing, as a dog, I feel ashamed...
The bullet screen is full of '666', 'hahaha', 'too cute', 'unscrupulous program groups don't steal my goddess' money'...
The host also became embarrassed, but after all, he is a professional host for many years, so he quickly realized it.
"Haha, don't worry, don't worry, if we don't give it, Master Mo still doesn't agree, don't you think so, Master Mo?"
Lin Mo let out a 'woof' very cooperatively.
The host's heart: hold the grass, this dog has become a spirit! !
"Okay, thank you viewers for watching. This is the end of our show today. After that, we will have a special chapter on the daily life of dogs. Please pay attention to our live broadcast in time!"
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